This goes out to my homie, Poopman.

Poopman made a challeneged me to make a sad song consisting of only major chords - the C major and G major of the C major scale. I got stoned, and then I did; this is the results.

Happy or Sad, you be the judge.

Go on, move the goalposts, again. ;D

The Real Happy Song!

Just a bunch of melodic "breakdowns" I created to learn about music theory. Are they any good? Any you like? Describe where and in which situation/genre I can use the ones you like.

"Melodic" Breakdown Crap

How did it become so happy? I have no clue; it's a minor key for Christ sake! Anyway I'm off to kill some kittens so I can feast on their souls and binge on their blood! Coz I'm evil and not happy as this POS song would imply! :(((

Oh, I know that's too much bass, but the plug-in I used to create the bass, failed on me right after I noticed how much bass there actually was and all this happened after I exported. Fnck you FL Studio and your shit Plug-ins ... I still love you though

Progressive Nonsense

Mediocre doesn't even begin to cut it! It's basically four chords and a very aggressive bassline. But hey, I kinda like it.

Also the buildup needs some work!

A Piss Poor "Dubstep" Track

I think the words trap and r3-mix kind of trigger the SC copyright nonsense, I don't know for sure though, and I kind of like my theory even though it's totally wrong, but when did adding "trap beats" to any song and calling it the r-word become a thing?

To the bandwagon!

WaveFairy Trap

I got stuck making a big room house song ... O_O ... I know how that sounds, but I decided that instead of waiting for the inspiration fairy to show her fat ass, I'd just throw together something I've never tried before - I usually make electro/progressive nonsense ... so this is unfamiliar territory.

Anyway, two hours passed, and even though this should probably never see the light of day, I decided to use it as a way for people to criticise my mixing skills, as that what I've been focusing on for the past two weeks.

How's the placement of the instruments? Is there more rumble in the low freqs than the jungle? Lemme know....

Bee-Tee-Wubs, I was going for a lo-fi feel and the tape thingy I was "emulating" is kind of biased to sub freqs, so be warned. Tried to keep it concise... I tried!!!

Jazzy Sh!t (Soundcloud Mix)

I don't do sh!t.

I'm only here to do sh!t.

Wait, that's not right... screw it!

Dickie Von SteinCock