After a brief hiatus, your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are here to check in and update your on their lives and share commentary of all things important them; mostly Miss Wanda from Love and Marriage Huntsville.

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Miss WandaVision

Your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are back like cooked crack to give your a first review of the hottest lounge to hit the South since Harpo's Jukejoint and provide an honest take on the latest pop culture news.

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Porsha Stewart continues to tug on Kordell's tutu, Kaylin Garcia wants to sing, and Plies releases the only Donald Sterling diss song that matters. Plus, we offer Trina an Edible Arrangement since she's been feeling down lately by paying homage to her lyrical genius.

Eat-A-Booty

It's Freshalina's 29th birthday! The cake and ice cream? Shade for your faves, of course. Columbus Short's wife hands are bisexual (they hit men and women), T.I. airs out his own dirty laundry, Rich Homie Quan needs an intervention and a prayer circle and 2 Chainz snaps on Funkmaster Flex. Plus, Monica Lewinsky has words for Beyonce.

It's My Dawg Birthday

This week's special is an artery clogging order of fried catfish! Jay-Z and Beyonce are on the run . . . away from answering questions, Chris Brown makes beautiful music behind bars with another exquisite redbone, Odd Future trolls 106 & Park, and Gucci Mane puts the story of his life on paper. 

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Fried Catfish

These R&B hoes be acting up. August Alsina queens out during a live performance, Ray J gets arrested over an alleged ass grab, Chris Brown is finally a free man and more. 

Saving Our R&B Daughters

Lil Kim gives birth to royalty, Stevie J gets arrested for owing more than $1 million in back child support, Kelly Rowland (sorta) confirms pregnancy Terrio comes to Hollywood and more.

That's Just My Baby Daddy

This week Tiny and T.I. decides to play house for the queen's birthday, Wale needs a good Maya Angelou poem and a hug, Trey Songz isn't here for the August Alsina comparisons, Lil' Kim gives the world their first view of Royal Reign, and Karlie Redd is preying on the young rappers of the music industry

Apology Party

Apollo Nida realizes he blew his chances of being Phaedra's lifelong house boy, Farrah Franklin shows by she wasn't meant to be a child of Destiny, The Baby Mothers Club of Lil Wayne have banned against Christina Milian, Omarion adds to the list of MMG members who been arrested and Lil' Mo and her husband have an adventurous sex life.

Bend Over Like I Told Ya

CiBandz are fighting back against the haters, Akon has become a victim of Repo Season, Derek J is accused of stealing expensive weaves, and we celebrate national Eat A Booty Day.

Dirty Sprite and Tossed Salad

Black Twitter's absentee father Freshalina is finally back in good health and spirits! Listen in as she and Sir Ratchettness chew the fat (plantation translation: catch up) on the latest in entertainment. 

This P*ssy Be Pri-yankin'

Dropping that ass like they wifi, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are fed up with the scammers of the world. Having no problem throwing on their #FutureHive capes, they address the pettiness that Ciara has been exhibiting and drawing together the connections of Crooklyn and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. They also try their best to figure out what job occupations the Black Ink Crew members actually hold. Be sure to listen from the comfort of your kitchen floor like Warren Campbell.

Testicle Difficulties

This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina give their take of the #MetGala red carpet, come to the defense of Khia's opinions of Beyonce's Lemonade video, and offer marketing advice to personal favs Kordell Stewart and Gatorade Cinnabun. Caitlyn Jenner, Blac Chyna, the cast of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta and Empire also catch their fair share of shade.

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Memoirs of Blue Ivy

This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness plan Blac Chyna's baby shower and give Tokyo Toni career advice, reflect on their "run up and get up" mentality, break down reality rewind for this week including Empire, Mary Mary, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, and Black Ink Crew. Oh, Nicki Minaj and her ex-boyfriend Firefox came up. 
 
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Thirfty Bitches

This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are over come with joy that Gucci Mane has finally been released from prison and is back in their lives. The lives of Juvenile, Foxy Brown, and scammers off Twitter came up but who cares! GUWOP IS FINALLY HOME!
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Everything's Gucci

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have a Deb Antney Power Panel on the importance of investing in real online coaching. Freshalina breaks down exactly you will get from one of her online coaching sessions and SirRatchettness breaks down some of the key steps behind launching and running a retail business. They know you are here for the mess so they touch on Gilbert Arenas talking shit about his kids, Keyshia Kaior exploiting Gucci Mane, and put D Scott from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta in the permanent dog house.



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Laura's Lawn Service

After wasting time preparing for Birthday Bash only to see the horrible line up, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness catch up over how draining Ayesha Curry has become, OJ Simpson asking Khloe Kardashian for a paternity test in return for a Father's Day visit, Muhammad Ali's ex girlfriend shopping around a sextape, and messy couple chronicles with Joseline Hernandez, Stevie J, Laura Govan, and GIlbert Arenas.

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Gumbo Party

J.R. Smith finally has a legit reason to hit the club, Gucci Mane isn't a clone (but still still needs to stay the hell away from Drake), NeNe Leakes and Peter Thomas go into business together, Puma says that Dutchess and Ceasar had his wife Quani jumped and more.

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Hennything Is Possible

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are always here to provide the laughs when you need them most. This week they talk about Blue Ivy's frustrations with Jay-Z getting older, Mr. Steal Your Grandma using glide to snatch up all the church aunties, BET Awards weekend, and appreciate the reality television gold that is Dame Dash.

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Major Tea Alert

Flops on top of flops. @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk about Vh1's Hip Hop Honors, Tamar allegedly cheating on Vincent Herbert, Marques Houston being a door to door Jehovah witness, and catch up on the greatness that is Little Women ATL, Cutting It: In The Atl, and Music Moguls. 
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This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally left speechless after all of the L's that Atlanta are experiencing this week. Tiny fighting T.I. side bitches, Toya Wright divorcing Memphitz, Drama staging bomb threats for Phaedra, Althea going to jail, it just so much....almost too much to make you forget out the Roc-A-Fella/Jay Z tribute inspired by his bad bitch selfie with Beyonce. P.S. Minnie is liar, scammer, and a messy bitch that lives for the drama.

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Ten Piece and a Ranch

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness make sure to spend ample time roasting emotional scammers Minnie from Little Women ATL and Rob Hill Sr, Karlie Redd isn't acting her age (like always), R. Kelly found a new high schooler to bae up before cuffing season, and catch up on the greatness of reality tv.

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Shade Of Honor

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally drained from all the extraness that has taken place. From Blac Chyna legendary mother Tokyo Toni allegedly being homeless and forced to drive ubers to survive the day to day, to Cassie having to call the police on Diddy after trying to break up with him. A lot has taken place is such little time. 

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Counterfeit Monie

This week episode we play tribute to the baddest bitch Young Thug aka Jeffrey and Yung Joc killing the hair game one swoop bang at a time. Future leaked rant going off on Diddy's old ass, and try to convert the cousins to the church of the Little Women of Atlanta. 

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No, My Name Is Juicy

This week episode @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness break down the beef between Meek Mill and The Game, laugh at the coonery that Mary J Blige has subjected us to again and try to keep a level head with all the reality tv they have been subjected to. Also touch a little on their upbringings and the blessing on free lunch. 

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Mandingo Effect

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have been gone for a minute but are back with the jump off. It took for Kordell Stewart lost audition tape to Vibe Vixen, Bow Wow reminding Funk Master Flex just how old he is, and and the greatness that is Momma Joyce to bring them back but they are here, tired of being pushed around, and looking to blow you the fuck up.

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Puts Soda In Free Water Cup

Your favorite cousins are back like cooked crack. Nothing further needs to be said, enjoy!

Without Warning

Patty cake, patty cake, microwave. Time to collect back child support -- 2018 is finally here. Fresh is flying solo this week (and postponing her dinner plans) to offer fellow creatives a few words of encouragement. Let's get it!

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Episode Title: Nivea SZN

Episode Description: Grab your favorite wig with an asymmetrical bang -- your favorite cousins are back to collect child support! 

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Nivea SZN

White people discover that Idris Elba is a zaddy, an auntie finds out what happens when you run up on James St. Patrick for a picture, KeKe Wyatt's crazy ass ties the knot again, Future can't stop having unprotected sex with Bow Wow's exes, and Rebel Wilson needs to do her Googles before she opens her mouth to make sweeping declarations concerning Team Chunk. Light the blunt! 

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Cheapening The Brand

They really tried to kill your favorite, famous bitch. Hi cousins, look who is back just time for the holiday season. We dissect the assassination attempt on the hottest female rapper, Saucy Santana, the latest updates in The State of Baby Mommas vs Future, and much more. 

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Hard To Kill

Hosted by Black Twitter's favorite cousins, blogger Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano Neck of The Woods is a hilarious weekly wrap-up of everything ranging from ratchet to righteous.

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