Crapulous Christmas Tease

Carol Of The Sells

This is the audio component of an a/v piece I did this summer that was displayed on a 6' x 6' TV wall installation in downtown Boston. 

Totally Working Out

All the dopes are stealing kisses under mistletoe
And all the geeks are sucking face while the cold wind blows
Another year, here I am still all alone
When even Charlie Manson is in love.

And all the happy couples shout as the champagne pops
Counting down to midnight kisses while the big ball drops
You can find me at the bar alone taking shots
Cause even Charlie Manson is in love

Charlie, how did you mingle?
Don't know, how I'm still single.
Charlie, another solo holiday
When even you are engaged.

Sing-A-Long-A-Ding-Dong: Even Charlie Manson is in Love

Here we are again my friends
It's Christmas time again
Let's crack the wine and spend some time
With family and friends
We have a bird, all the trimmings too
Tons of food and tons of booze

It's a Crapulous Christmas
It's the most excessive time of year

Crapulous mean excessive food or drink
Or to feel real sick from that excess

We have squash, peas, and rolls
Lots of things for your piehole
Stuffing and meat, mashed potatoes too
A feeding frenzy now ensues
Loosen your belt and settle in
Cup and plate filled to the brim.

It's a Crapulous Christmas
It's the most excessive time of year

Crapulous mean excessive food or drink
Or to feel real sick from that excess

Sing-A-Long-A-Ding-Dong: Crapulous Christmas

The holidays are starting earlier and earlier and earlier each year
Santa shows up on the scene the day after Halloween
I can't handle it all without my holiday speedball

The holiday speedball is how I survive
October 31 straight through til December 25
Slam a cup of coffee then guzzle a huge glass of wine
The holiday speedball is how I get by

The lines in the stores are a million people deep
Four more stores to go before I get to sleep
And I'd gouge out my own eyeballs
Without my holiday speedball

Finally it's time and the family comes over to eat
Soon enough they'll go and I can just put up my feet
I'd be climbing the walls
Without my holiday speedball

The holiday speedball is how I survive
October 31 straight through til December 25
Slam a cup of coffee then guzzle a huge glass of wine
The holiday speedball is how I get by

NudaVeritas