* NEHEH... THE OLD WHOOPEE CUSHION IN THE HAND TRICK.
* IT'S always FUNNY.
* I'M POOR RICHARD. POOR RICHARD THE SKELETON!
* IM ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON WATCH FOR HUMANS RIGHT NOW.
* BUT... Y'KNOW...
* I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CAPTURING ANYBODY.
* NOW MY BROTHER, CALIBRI LIGHT...
* HE'S A HUMAN-HUNTING fanatic.
* HEY, ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT'S HIM OVER THERE.
* I HAVE AN IDEA. GO THROUGH THIS GATE THINGY.
* YEAH, GO RIGHT THROUGH. MY BRO MADE THE BARS TOO WIDE TO STOP ANYONE.
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dialogue by @itsherbingtime & toby fox
music by @poorrichard (not really lmao)

015 ~ Poor Richard. [Underswap concussion]

This is the "Cris, Up For Anything!" replacement for my AU that branches off of the Puppet Pipeline's othererline, "Deltarune: The SameSome Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an au!

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¹Greetings, Crease. I am He, whom thou should worship. ²You ask, "How dost thou know my name?" Thus I answer thou, I am all-knowing and all-powerful. ³Child of God, within thou I sense * * great potential. ⁴'And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.'
⁵The path to discipleship will not be easy, child. But fear not, for my Spirit will be with thou, and I myself shall guide thou along thine way.

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Vocals by https://soundcloud.com/jodielolol
Writing (lyrics and dialogue) by @epik-bruh

Spigor, Your Lord And Saviour. [Deltarune: The Samesome Puppet]

This is the "Krisp A. The Virtuoso" replacement for my take on Fred Flintstone's hit au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet".
Think about it, spamsta has never been scarlet forest tree before!

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* There is a man here.
* He is chucking books off of shelves and flicking through them at incredible speed.
* His eyes dart between corners of pages until they've scanned the whole text, then he throws the book aside and moves onto the next.
* Oh dear god he just noticed you.

spamstarchive.org
some_random_dialog
Today:
File 1 <
WHelleE!
It's beEAN a hot SEXYYy seXond sinec I'VE SEEeEeN someBUDdDdY elese in this FUCKINGSHITHOLE.

K: Uuuh i'm just here to hand in some overdue books on behalf of a friend.

File 2 <
THaAT SOo??
wEllll SORRY PALL.
NOBODDDdY'S WORKEDD HERE SINce LIkE...
1979????????

K: Oh...

File 3 <
BUTttt (HAHAHAHAHAHAH) YOU'rE in luCK!!
I'vE DEADIcATED my WJOOOoooOOooLE FUCKIGN LIFE NHLJKASDVFNLJKDVFZXNLJKVF
To ARCHIVATING every FUCKIIING booOOOOk
that's EVERrRr came IN oooOOr OUT of this PLACEeee.
sO just.
Give me the books.
And i''llLLllLl sortt EVERYTHING OoOOUT.

K: Uuuuh

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Original au by Fred Flintstone
Spamsta design inspired by https://soundcloud.com/redstonetemmiegd
music inspired by https://soundcloud.com/o7bowserman/deltarune-spamsta-spamsta-the-archivator?in=puppet-pipline-2001/sets/first-song-of-every-spamsta

SPAMSTA the ARCHIVATOR [Deltarune tssssp]

Believe it or not, this is not the "PULLED 𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐏𝐀𝐘" equivalent for my au, I just decided to call it that cause it looks cool and I don't like complying to pipeline convention (also i couldnt think of a name to do with the lyrics)

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⁶You are unwise to reject My Word. ⁷'The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.'

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Incredible amazing awesome song by https://soundcloud.com/therealmaz 
Vocals by @jodielolol
Writing (lyrics & dialogue) by @epik-bruh

(Maz) I CAST ᛒᛁᚷ ᛖᛪᛈᛚᛟᛋᛁᛟᚾ [Deltarune: The Samesome Puppet]

I used to be good at piano you know
Better than this, i mean
But one day i kinda just
stopped being able to play.
it drove me crazy
my hands just wouldn't move like they used to

Anyway
I dont have much time left
This is actually the longest i've went on for in quite a while
...
I need to ask a favour of you, sam
after i turn
take me to the basement of the big guy's mansion.
as deep as you can get.
there's something there that i have to do

Yes ⭐
No

Sour note

You approach a small clearing.
There is one (1) "little green fellow".
The "little green fellow" appears to be injured.
Help the "little green fellow"?
Input command:

>game with green thing

I don't understand!

>play-a game with it

I don't understand!

>oh ffs

I don't understand!

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Original: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon/the-swordsman-of-all-lands
Gamer of all games by @therealmaz

(cover) The Swordsthey Of All Lands [DR: TSSSSSOP]

The "little green fellow" appears to be adjugated.
It says:
. "WILL YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE"
> why-a?
I don't understand!
. "IGNORE THAT"
. "I WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY"
. "THEN MAYBE YOU WILL BE WORTHY OF MY QUEST"
> good luck-a
You have no (0) Luck Potions.

[ENGAGE BATTLE]

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Original: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon/got-some-potions-cause-i-think
Gamer of all games by @therealmaz

(cover) Got Any Potions? I Think - [DR: TSSSSSOP]

This is the "DEaL DuDe:: YouLL gET A GeT A YouLL a GEt aa__" replacement for my take on Fred Flintstone's au.
Yeah.

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spamstarchive.org
beating_theshits_out_of_you
Today:
File 1 <
GIVEe ThEM TOOO me.

K: No!
K: You don't even work here, why would I just let some random fucking library vigilante take a book that I was trusted to return???

File 2 <
YOU are maKIIING thiSS A LOOOOT HARDER (hahhahahashdhsaSDhbsdhjkadfhjkbvsdf) THAN it HASSSSSss TOoO B.

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Original au by Fred Flintstone
Spamsta design inspired by @redstonetemmiegd
Art inspired by https://soundcloud.com/luigi-from-super-mario/and-pack-my

ₛₜₐᵧ ᵤₚ ₐₗₗ ₙᵢ𝓰ₕₜ sᴛᴛᴀʏ ᴜᴜᴘ ᴀʟʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛ STAAY UP ALLL NIGHT [Deltarune tssssp]

Two enemies stand before you.
One speaks:
. "After we're done with you, you're gonna wish you had some potions."
. "Cause your death's approaching."
. "At our hands."
. "See you in hell."

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sicknasty beat by https://soundcloud.com/mazbackattack
coolass writing by @epik-bruh
Original: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon/my-near-deltarune-the-same
Gamer of all games by https://soundcloud.com/mazbackattack

(Maz) MY דער טויט איז נאָענט. איך וויל נישט שטארבן. [TSSSSSOP]

this is the "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" replacement
nobody has ever swapped these characters before
original - https://soundcloud.com/notrealnevereal/yo-buddy

(cover) YO! BUDDY -

Thanks for all of the love on the original WIP.
I know this full length version has some pretty huge issues, particularly in the structure department, but i'm very much still learning.
Hope you enjoy!

art by https://soundcloud.com/darkworldz
song name by https://soundcloud.com/itethecrapoc


original tweet that i stole the art from and which inspired this song - https://x.com/DarkWorldz95/status/1859421451855536217
FLP i stole the melody and bass from (ik i said i'd start from scratch if i made a full version but what would even be the point in that) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHR8jbV2-M

Minimum Wage, Maximum RAGE

SPAMTON (FUCKASS EVIL EDITION)

This is the “Spalmon Sales the Things” replacement for myyyyyyyy
you? Think aboutWill

it

<<SPPPPPL
<<HEY
<<HEY THEEE
<<PAL!!
<<”Needle in

<<WHATCHA DOIN’ “Haystack”???
<<YOUUU NEED
>>help
<<NEEDI T??
<<”price of”
<<CHUMMY I CAN
<<”For the low, low, low, low, low, low

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Deltarune by bathtub
The Other Puppet by プリ プリーン プリ プリーン すごく でっかい ギガプリンプリ プリーン プリ プリーン 今日もパーティー ギガプリンプリ プリーン プリ プリーン でかくて ハッピー ギガプリン
The Same Puppet
The Otherer Puppet by <<Faux Pas>>

secret description takeover by @epik-bruh!!
tobp digital roots coming idk when sorry
read my awesome top fanfic: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ubmxA8bxmsX6kjyVuPCMya4ZgZ78KJKZVmFeYxMu3Bs/edit?usp=drivesdk

SsSssₛ Up For ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀! 「deltarune::: The otherererer puppet」

This replaces something in this au I purchased off of some website. Think, there's never been an au where uh uuuuh uuh whats this one about again

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Why, hello there | KRISRIS standing in the middle of the street |
Wanna see something | cool man doing radical stunt |?

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@azuredude made the dialogue!

stockson: Dealer of this arms (Deltarune: the stock puppet)

This replaces something in this au I purchased off of some website. That's a lot of cigarettes.

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Check this out, I got | 25 cigarette pack | in my mo-
I meant | 25 flaming number cool |-
| 500 countdown | cigaret-
I-
Forget it.

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@azuredude made the dialogue!

FIVE HUNDERED |cigarettes| (Deltarune: the stock puppet)

This replaces something in this au I purchased off of some website. Looks like hes having one bad day...


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Oh! | lightner in pancho | you came.
You see I am- Err… WAS, pretty big down here.
Got a few | 2 people trading money bags | with a buncha big guys yada, yada, stuff like that.
That was until well… maybe I got too BIG.
I got | sneaky snitch royalty free music| 'd on me, and well… It all came crashin' down.
So, my dear | 2 friends talking to eachother |, I need some help!
Help me out and I'll get you a real big | good job sticker |.

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@azuredude made the dialogue!
inspired by the style and progression of https://soundcloud.com/shree_mp3
sneaky snitch midi from https://onlinesequencer.net/2027217#

Sneaky Snitch (Deltarune: the stock puppet)

awesome song by https://soundcloud.com/mazbackattack
awesome art by https://soundcloud.com/twomoroa19x2
i couldnt be bothered to finish fleshing out the au just for this song lmao
sorry

SERIOUS & CONTINUOUS [TALES FROM SUICIDE FOREST]

this is Kredd GMB, say hi!
the following is where Kredd LOI is contained - https://soundcloud.com/kredd-loi-blueshroom-fan/v2-kredd-l-o-i-lack-of

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KreddRingmaster · xx/xx/20xx
Welcome to my fair, feller!
The name's Kredd.

Maxx > Greetings. I am Maxx.

KreddRingmaster · xx/xx/20xx
Maxx? that's funny, i haven't got anything on you!
No worries, we can sort that out later.

Maxx > Say again?

KreddRingmaster · xx/xx/20xx
Maxx? that's funny, i haven't got anything on you!
No worries, we can sort that out later.

Maxx > No. I heard. I simply did not understand / were curious of the connotations of what you had said.

KreddRingmaster · xx/xx/20xx
You're funny!

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kredd loi by blueshroom

1 - Kredd G.M.B, 'connoisseur of crazy" (I Can't Believe It's Not Kredd L.O.I)

technically complete kriptyd song but it's ass so i never posted it

had a mini ARG planned out for my ch3 take's TRUE secret boss. there was going to be a bunch of fake secret bosses and the real one was hidden behind the ARG.
I lost access to the accounts I needed to make this happen, so I'm uploading it here now.
The release of the real chapter 3 is not what caused me to give up on this, I would have happily done it anyways.
Basically in the description of the "green room" upload was going to be a link to https://soundcloud.com/green-room-98108421 , an account that posted progressively weirder greenroom tracks.
that part of the ARG is still working, you can find one off the secret tracks that would have lead to the eventual discovery of this theme. there is a couple more songs related to this which I will also post

green man (deltarune chapter 3)

really bad song for the lineup of fake secret bosses in my shitpost ch3 take
inspired by https://soundcloud.com/redmatazz/goated-with-the-sauce

squirt (deltarune chapter 3)

deltarune the drowning puppet

gamzee_ringtone

totally real deltarune leak that I didnt just make

ASRIEL - DELTARUNE chapter 5

UNFINISHED stockson big shot

UNFINISHED Spigor big shot

Kirby goes to birmingham

waltz of dial toningson

what if sans had a fight in the genocide route
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xugDi4xHCD8

BONE ZONE

it wasn't hate that killed him
but it sure is making the whole thing a whole lot more painful

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