© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard and Morgan Mok

Ladies and gentlemen
The Red Boat Canton Opera Troupe presents their rendition of 毫克藥丸
From the world-renowned opera, 'Xanny To the West'

齊天大聖, 玉皇太帝, 指定取藥丸,孫悟空降落

喂你究竟係 邊個啊？

屌你!

屌你同你毫克 xannies
我食你成堆像candy
屌你同你毫克 xannies
我食你 成堆像 candy

像 candy, 像 candy
蘭桂坊叫你老豆 unhand me
像 candy, 像 candy
如果我中射就要食 Plan B

I'm Not Well EP

Red Boat

© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard and Morgan Mok

Aite, that's all I got

Good fuckin' work, boys, we got a good take

Cool

Your kisses always tasted like my favorite cigarettes
But lately I like big, long, thick, strong, dark cigars instead

Wait are we still going? No, turn it off!

Yo, cut that shit out! God

Cigar

© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard and Morgan Mok

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more

I'm just waitin' on my number, yea
I'm just waitin' for a sign
Oh you know I got my reasons, yea
I'm just waitin' on a time (Yeah I'm waiting on a time)

Can I go now I think I've done all I came to do (All I came to do)
Can I go now there ain't nothing left I got to prove

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more (No more)
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more (Can I go now?)

Hmm I might take a little more than I'm supposed to (Pills!)
I might get on Twitter, at you in a thread and fuckin' roast you
Put this hashtag on my mausoleum, hate him cause you cannot be him (Hashtag, hashtag)
Yeah I became the man you wish you was and I'm 'bouta yeet him

Can I go now I think I've done all I came to do (Can I go now? All I came to do)
Can I go now there ain't nothing left I got to prove (Gotta go now, go!)

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more (No more)
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here (Can I go now?)
I don't wanna be here no more

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here (Can I go now?)
I don't wanna be here no more (Can I go now?)
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here (Can I go now?)
I don't wanna be here no more

Scratch out my last text and don't hit enter
Someone tell me who the fuck I am I can't remember (Who the fuck? Tell me)
Do you know what it's like every day and every night
When I'm standing on the sidelines, watching my own life (On the sideline)
Everything I need to say I've said now
Aite like I'mma head out, I just want me dead now (Dead now)
Every second feels like it's too long, ain't no point in going on
Let it happen and don't fuckin' say you miss me when I'm gone

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
I don't wanna be here no more (I don't wanna, I don't wanna)

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here (Can I go now? No more)
I don't wanna be here no more (Can I go now?)
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here (Can I go now?)
I don't wanna be here no more

Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
(Can I go now, can I go?)
I don't wanna be here no more
(Can I go now, can I go?)
Can I go now, I don't wanna be here
(Can I go now, can I go now?)
I don't wanna be here no more

Can I Go Now

© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard and Morgan Mok

Alright, so -
Hey, g-guys, I-I want -
I-I have something to say, can I -
I’m tryna –
Yo, can everyone just shut the fuck up? Thank you. God.
Alright well, while we’re doing this whole record thing, we just wanted to take a second to, you know, talk about something important.
Alright so, um, yeah basically if you can, get Narcan, carry it on your person. You know, like, people take opiates and you don’t want ‘em to die, right? Look, it’s better that like, they can do things safely than just straight up die on you, right? So, get Narcan, thank you, that’s our PSA.
Oh, wait are we – are we good to do the next song? Oh, sick. Thanks everybody.

Narcan

© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard and Morgan Mok

So wink, wink, what do you think?
Can we meet up by the bathroom sink?
Wink, wink, make me a drink
I wanna get down, is it brown or pink?

I can be your distraction
Nobody else has to know (Shh)
Baby let's start a reaction
And chemically strip of your clothes (Fizzle)

I know how badly you want it
You got somebody at home (Fuck that bitch)
No baby, don't be so honest
Nobody else has to know

So wink, wink, what do you think?
Can we meet up by the bathroom sink?
Wink, wink, make me a drink (Make me a drink)
I wanna get down, is it brown or pink?

Hiding the truth is exhausting (Ugh)
I saw the tabs on your phone (Ooh, naughty)
I know the shit you've been watching
Let's play baby give me a role (Yay!)

I wanna do what you're thinkin' bout (Whatcha thinkin' bout?)
Handicapped stall, daddy whip it out
Do a line off my collarbone, lick it now (Ooh)
Put me down on my knees, can I drink it now? (Ooh)

So wink, wink, what do you think?
Can we meet up by the bathroom sink? (What do you think now?)
Wink, wink, make me a drink
I wanna get down, is it brown or pink? (Tell me what you think, yeah)

So wink, wink, what do you think? (What do you think)
Can we meet up by the bathroom sink? (Do you think, do you think)
Wink, wink, make me a drink (Make me a drink)
I wanna get down, is it brown or pink? (Let me lay ya)

Yeah I know that you got your fantasies
Undo your pantasies, let's play imaginsies
I wanna fuck on you, want you to fuck on me
Be all the lovers your wife doesn't wanna be

I wanna kiss on you, smell your cologne
That you put on whenever you're not going home and boy
I want a taste of you, It's such a waste of you
Being tied up to that girl, wait don't answer your phone

Wink, wink, what do you think?
Can we meet up by the bathroom sink?
Wink, wink, make me a drink (Make me a drink)
I wanna get down, is it brown or pink? (Tell me what you think, yeah)

So wink, wink, what do you think? (What do you think?)
(Be mine, you know I want it)
Can we meet up by the bathroom sink?
(One time, come on be honest)
Wink, wink, make me a drink (Make me a drink)
(Be mine, you know I want it)
I wanna get down, is it brown or pink?
(One time, come on)

Wink

© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard, Morgan Mok and Elizabeth Siebel

Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy
Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy

Up in Toys"R"Us off the ket (Off the ket)
Whippin' toy cars I'm the one giving head
To a dead body, drivin' on molly
Blow a fat load turn a corpse to a zombie (Jizz!)

Gettin' off shoulda switched up sooner (Yeah)
Swerved too fast almost got me neutered
Highway 9 on the goddamn scooter
Tryna get to work at the Femboy Hooters (Beep-beep)

Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy
Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy (Like candy)

Like candy, like candy
In the club tell a boomer, 'unhand me'
Like candy, like candy (Candy, yeah)
When I bust nut she gon' have to eat Plan B

Off like six tabs in Home Depot
Got this bitch down on both knees though (Doin' work)
Face mask, hard-hat, use protection
Layin' down pipe in the plumbin' section (Yah!)

Bit of this, bit of that, with my dick in her ass
But that girl was a trap, like really no cap (What?)
Got a cock though, gave her pink sock though (Girl dick!)
Looked her in the eyes, said, 'we might as well dock, though'

Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy (Like candy)
Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy (Up like candy)

Like candy, like candy (Eat it like candy, yeah, yeah, yeah)
In the club tell a boomer, 'unhand me'
Like candy, like candy (Eat it like candy, eat it like candy)
When I bust nut she gon' have to eat Plan B
 
Okay everybody, I want you to scream at the top of your fucking lungs
If you were calling people faggots before you knew you were gay

Fuck your lime-green Crocs, fuck your Heelys (Ugh!)
On my dildo bike poppin' wheelies (Whoo!)
Parking lot fight club, Motel 6
Throw a brick, sing along if you don't know shit

Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy
Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy

Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy (Like candy)
Fuck you and your milligram xannies
I eat that shit up like candy (Like candy)

Like candy, like candy (Eat it like candy, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fuckin' on your bitch, she got cheeks like Sandy
Like candy, like candy (Eat it like candy, eat it like candy)
When I bust nut she gon' have to eat Plan B

mg Xans

© ℗ 2020 Cathay Music LLC

Words and Music by Austen Ballard and Morgan Mok

(Your kisses always tasted like my favorite cigarettes)
(Get the fuck out of here, you cursive-singing bitch! You dumb fuck! I’ll steal your dad and start a new family with him! He won’t even visit you on Christmas! Fuck your fake feelings, I have problems!)

I'm not well and I don't wanna be
Yeah I fuck a lot bitch, call that sodomy
I black out mid-fuck, apologies
Taste like k-pin, girl just swallow me

I don't feel shit, think I'm dead (Ooh)
I subsist on pills and bread (Pills and bread)
I hate you, you stupid scenester
You look so gay for a breeder (So gay!)

Your girlfriend, she thinks you're lame (Dickweed)
I wear full Ross, I got the ane (QT!)
So incels, if you still ain't got laid
Take your favorite katana and run it through your ugly face

I'm not well and I don't wanna be
Sixty-nine with your bitch, that's topology
I black out mid-fuck, apologies
Cum fast, make your face all white like the colonies

I'm not well and I don't wanna be
Take a lotta shit for my psychology
I black out mid-fuck, apologies
Taste like k-pin, girl just swallow me

I'm not okay, I'm so sick (Coke!)
Did cocaine off your grandma's dick
In a dress in the fast lane, ninety-six (Skrrt skrrt!)
Rand Paul's drag race with the god damn pigs (ACAB)

I treat life like GTA (Wasted!)
I pull, skeet-skeet, then speed away (Woah)
Still drippin' out your fiancée (Drippin' out, yeah)
Please name her first-born after me (Cuck!)

I'm not well and I don't wanna be (Don't wanna be)
Pop Viagra, teach a bitch geology
I black out mid-fuck, apologies (I'm not well, no)
Taste like k-pin, girl just swallow me

I'm not well and I don't wanna be
All up in your wife like gynecology
I black out mid-fuck, apologies
I black out, whose bitch on top of me?

(Seriously, who the fuck are you?)

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