The album of the year, HUHOOGA. (ambatukam)

Wind Dumbbell

Californium Lullaby

lyrics:
sloopy goopy doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy
sloopy goopy *fart*- doopy poopy

Sloopy Goopy Doopy Poopy

lyrics:
did you just talk back to me?
*belt whip, totally not my voice*
*crying child*

Whip Yo Kids Bruh

I Like...

lyrics:
*intro music*

[Chinese] yeah,

[Chinese] you built like a dumpling
[Chinese] because you made by yellows
[Chinese] and full of lots of Asian food
[Chinese] and no dingaling to be seen,
[Chinese] these lyrics are as yellow as you, ya yellow bum
[Chinese] your cheeks are fat as hell and I'm not just talking about [Chinese] your face
[Chinese] skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet, I bet you understood that one you brain rotted tard
[Chinese] I bet you don't have minecraft installed because they haven't added rice in yet
[Chinese] how does it feel to watch anime you weeb? do you feel like a true Asian?
[Chinese] pooping or stroking it on call doesn't make you a sigma, actually it's more like slapping it because of how tiny it is
[Chinese] why your ancestors so stupid? they don't know how to use their eye lashes so they just glue their eye lids
[Chinese] bruh why you even here, go back to China you foreigner
[Chinese] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. you goofy ahh sound like that when a kid pop up on your favourite anime.

[English] if you somehow didn't understand ANY of that. Then you a failure, no A+ for you today

*gong*

Ashely Diss Track

Jordan this a joke (definitely). We love you 😘😘😘

lyrics:
...
(jordan so stinky)
...
.          reta-ah-ard
.          *goofy ahh laugh*
.          x3
...
(wait what?)
Jordan a STINKYYYYY
Jordan doesn't have a PINKYYYYY
Jordan is gonna be wrinKLYYYYY
...
that pause was for his thought process
he's probably the one with the most zest
at the special ED class he's the most addressed
bloxfruits was Jordan's most obsessed
he said he's a retard, he's all confessed
he got a C in maths and thought everyone was impressed
he eats so much food but he does the quickest digest
he does really bad on every test
...
BITCH I'M BOWLING I'M BOUT TO SHUTTER
IF YOU TRY IT YOU WOULD ONLY GET GUTTERS
THAT ALSO APPLIES TO YOUR MOTHER
I CAN PROVE IT BECAUSE I JUST GOT HER
I'M ABOUT TO RUNT HER
if you saw a gun and you were a murderer you would probably try to rent it
if you saw a sign hating on skibidi toilet you would try to wreck it
also I'm not bowling anymore so don't mention it
everytime you see skibidi toilet you start wanking it
if you love anime roblox games so much why don't you put a ring on it?
if you love your dogs so much why don't you sing with them?
why don't you put your hands and knees on the floor and put your head up so then you can sniff and lick booty hole
.          just like your dogs
.          x3

Jordan Diss Part 2

John is an Asian who is a weeb and thinks he's an American soldier.

lyrics:
(hello?)
*tapping*
(hello?!)
(oh yeah, John, he- John, John)
(you're kinda stinky you know that right?)
*Chinese poem*

John Wang isn't sigma
John Wang has ligma
John Wang ain't a rizzler
John's real name is Wong
his family full of chongs
John reminds me of the word ching
John at all can't sing
he gets info off of bing
when he gets an A- his parents make his phone ring

(psst, someone's calling you)
hey, what is up?
(greetings)
oh, hello dear parents, wha-what has happened?
(you got an A-)
A-?! I didn't get A-!?
(I will be beating your ass)
NOOOOoOOOO

John hears spotto all day long
he watches anime, where did it all go wrong?
he probably smokes, using the bong
when John hits a cymbal, it goes gong
when John whips it out, it's not long
he could pull up to prove me wrong but he's already long gone

(okay, I think that might be every word that rhymes with ching, chong and gong, so.. I don't know what else to say. Like there is literally nothing else I could possibly say, except for the fact you're obsessed with the military but... But like.. uh- it needs to be racial)

John diss track

ye has some big things alright...

lyrics:
kanye west has big- big- bisexual BALLS
flashing lights?
more like flashing his big BALLS
lift yourself?
more like whoopity scoop poop yo big BALLS
bound 2?
more like bound to have big BALLS
Donda
how does kanye have such big BALLS
ni- uhm, people in paris?
more like being in paris and having big BALLS

Kanye West Has Big Balls

this is basically another diss track but it's not directed at anyone.
Also this one is barely brain rotted, this is one of my SLIGHTLY serious publishes.

lyrics:
Imma beat you up like a homosexual
I'm fast and furious like diesel
you more lazy than a seal
I'm awesome for no reason
I'm bouta commit treason
I really hate my tree's son
I ascend higher than a beacon
I'm better than Lincoln
I don't need to use linked in
take a shower you stink son
go retire you wrinkle
get out of here before I use my sickle
...
I can slap you with my pinky
I block my nose cause your stinky
you fall down stairs like a slinky
you smell way worse than my dookie
you will never be my pookie
you are holding on life loosely
you can never afford goochie
or even a smoothie

I Am, You Arn't

my nam ist nutter butter and I am da BEST

Ashely Diss Track

nutter butter da BEST

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