Minecraft

A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Knuckles Sings A Song (Sonic The Hedgehog Video Game Parody)

Fightmarker as Ticci Toby - https://www.youtube.com/c/FightmarkersRapBattles
Rabi as Sally Face - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA


Beat by Trunxks Beats - https://player.beatstars.com/?storeId=90621
Beat rearranged by Cri
Mixed by jort
Written by: Cri and Nooby
Additional Help by: 01Tyler10 and Rabi
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Blast03


Battle:

Sally Face: 
Guess I’ll be the one to start this off... since you’re too unstable to 
The Wretched Jeff rip-off... that failed to reel in views
Dreams and memories lost… burned your life down to start anew 
Follow a tall guy in a suit... the only “Creator” to ever want you 
Trial and error just like your creation another warped mind succumbing to temptation
Left with a scattered brain in isolation another Slenderman stabbing within our nation
Your whole life you've faced discrimination, from an abusive home to your education
I’d say give your story more imagination, but you'd crash and burn with your family’s reputation 
More of a pussy than Gizmo is, even he gets more love than this lunatic
And it's humorous, your numerous, ruinous ways had left you a loser kid
There's just too much risk- with all your issues, what makes you think you could spit it sick?
Dude, you're so detached from reality that even your author was losin' it

Ticci Toby: 
I’ve listened to your rambles and I don’t know what this is all about…
Been passing the time to close out everything that came out your mouth
Friends betrayed by this Barbie doll, honestly it’s nothing new
Portrayed like you let your Sanity Fall, but still couldn't manage to make a breakthrough
Let's go back to before they ripped the logic from your story 
Now you're unable save face cause no one wants to see you gory
Right now your starting to bore me just by listening to your allegory
But trust isn't in you inventory cause it seems your word is nugatory
I can tell your mind isn’t quite the clearest so why don’t you tell me what true fear is
You ward off ghosts and evil spirits but couldn’t ward off the D.O.G killing mother dearest
You kept going on full throttle ,switching up styles never thinking to stop 
Treat you like Larry chugging bottles when I make bodies and the beat drop

Sally Face: 
Larry had to do what he thought needed to be done 
To get rid of the darkness before it took over everyone 
You based all of your actions off of your pettiness and sorrow
Darkness within yourself, for you the sun won’t come out tomorrow 
I neutralize all types of evil while you’re put in the same lane as Marble Hornets
Killing cultist atop cathedrals, your an Observer under an entity’s endorsement
So I guess that this is goodbye… there’s no more in this life for you
No matter how hard you tried you couldn't prevent the lighting of your short fuse

Ticci Toby:
Wanna talk about a short fuse! I’ll be the one to leave your whole street up in flames!
But at this point there is no use! You scorched a marriage just by making your game
We were both seen as freaks, barely got a true loving touch 
But the main difference between you and I is that I don’t care that fucking much 
I wouldn’t be one to say you’re alright cause your emotional state is just as fragile as your eye
I may kill people out of spite but when they see my face I don't break down and cry
Your fame was just another trend, 2018 is where you were left to rot
Everything that has a beginning has an end and yours wasn’t much of a shock

Ticci Toby vs Sally Face - Rap Battles by Cri (ft. Rabi and Fightmarker)

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