A tribute to the ultimate underdog and, indeed, underdogs of all stripes. And a damning indictment of the arch criminal and evil genius, Ernie. With added sax.

Joey Deacon Blue

A song about not giving a fuck while simultaneously giving a fuck. Oh god, the torment!!! Look out for a splendid guitar solo by Justin Hawkins, that man from that Darkness.

Giant Ballbag (featuring Justin Hawkins)

The older you get, the more you realise you know NOTHING about anything. I'm retarded. I'm retarded. I'm retarded. Burp.

I'm Retarded

A tragic tale of missed opportunities, thwarted ambition, time machines, tickets and an insufficiently enticing quantity of yeast extract. 

No More Tickets For The Time Machine

A cover version of top pop classic Living On The Ceiling, originally by synth pop mavericks Blancmange. Tasty band, tasty pudding. We've ruined it.

Living On The Ceiling

Why can't everybody just STOP BLOODY TALKING????? 

A Euphemism For Tits

A little sneak preview of the forthcoming 2nd Oaf album, 'Birth School Oaf Death'...crank it up and chase away those wintry demons!

The Terrors Rough Mix

Yes sir! A brand new song from the mighty Oaf, taken from our forthcoming second LP, 'Birth School Oaf Death'. This is a song about dancing like no one's watching...when lots of people are watching (and you're out of our mind on booze & drugs). We applaud such behaviour and commend it (and this song) to you. 

Yes Sir, I Can Tina Turner

It's a song about a big seagull. With guest vocals by Mr. Ginger Wildheart. Enjoy.

Fuck Off Seagull

A third and final sneak preview tune from the brand new Oaf album, 'Birth School Oaf Death'. This is a song about what a load of old cobblers the whole concept of blasphemy is and how, as decent, thinking human beings, we are morally obliged to deface sacred monuments with crude drawings of genitalia. Or something along those lines anyway. It's all terribly profound.

The mighty Oaf

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