♥️ Meet Obsolecia, the totally kawai waifu of your dreams!!! ♥️

With the body of an adorable, subservient moe princess and the head of a busted NES purchased at a garage sale in Akron, Ohio, she's ready to soar to top of the 8-bit Oricon charts!!!

Obsolecia-chan is super-duper excited to be an upstart idol in the chiptune J-pop scene, and will gladly entertain you however you request!!! Singing, dancing, or holding in her piss while whimpering as you stand over her quivering, pale frame with your powerful erection in your hand you disgusting weeaboo trash. Get your mind out of the gutter.

She apologizes if you can't understand a single word coming from her mouthflap as she sings!!! Both Japanese and English are a bit too much for an oxidized Ricoh 2A03 CPU fabricated in 1985 to process. Seriously. Her head's a busted Nintendo.

Without further ado, we hope you enjoy Obsolecia-chan singing her unintelligible breakout single: 
 
Indecipherable Waifu (Doki Doki! Love! ♥)

Indecipherable Waifu (Doki Doki! Love! ♥)

♥️ Meet Obsolecia, the totally kawai waifu of your dreams!!! ♥️

With the body of an adorable, subservient moe princess and the head of a busted NES purchased at a garage sale in Akron, Ohio, she's ready to soar to top of the 8-bit Oricon charts!!!

Obsolecia-chan is super-duper excited to be an upstart idol in the chiptune J-pop scene, and will gladly entertain you however you request!!! Singing, dancing, or holding in her piss while whimpering as you stand over her quivering, pale frame with your powerful erection in your hand you disgusting weeaboo trash. Get your mind out of the gutter.

She apologizes if you can't understand a single word coming from her mouthflap as she sings!!! Both Japanese and English are a bit too much for an oxidized Ricoh 2A03 CPU fabricated in 1985 to process. Seriously. Her head's a busted Nintendo.

Without further ado, we hope you enjoy Obsolecia-chan singing her unintelligible breakout single:

Indecipherable Waifu (Doki Doki! Love! ♥)