Discord: https://discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/octagon-tourney

Track by Swoldow
Art by Laybox
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Octa-Host: Jack Black (Sesame Street/The Glorious Octagon of Destiny)

From Sesame Street to internet fame, here's our host, Jack Black! All the concentrated creativity and raw musical power poured into that one skit of his with the stop sign unlocked for him the full arcane potential of the almighty Octagon, which he's using to... host this tourney! Just for fun, though. Fusing musical sensibilities is the name of the game, and what good is that if they don't get along?

(Elmo's also along for the ride, though probably not very often- he has things to do back home.)

HIS FOCUSES ARE:
-Jack Black and any media/properties he's contributed to
-Sesame Street contributors/guest stars, education and words/language
-Sampling, "stops" and media with full fusion collabs
-Creativity, supernatural forces and the number eight
-Anything used/referenced in the Octagon Collaboration trilogy
∞ I'm here to tell you about the word "octagon"!
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Sources:
We Are Number One But It's Metal - 331Erock (Education, Fusion Collabs, Octagon References)
Tribute - Tenacious D (Jack Black)
The Metal - Tenacious D (Jack Black)
Octagonfire - svaugrasn (Octagon Collabs)
Can't Stop - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Stops)
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (Stops)
Doc Louis' Punch Out - Main Theme (Octagon References: Super Punch-Out)
September - Earth Wind and Fire (Fusion Collabs)
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (Sampling)

8-Sided War

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track by Hayato
Art by Whom
Lore by Kirb: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ym_3yxjkYTZfuATMnD17ySyzRy6_PVUcbK58xUA7pO4
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Assistant: Octatron

𝙷𝚎𝚢𝚊! 𝙸'𝚖 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗, 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔'𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜... 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚞𝚙, 𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚎! :𝙳

HIS FOCUS IS:
-Shapes and shape-based aesthetics
∞ 𝙷𝚒, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗!
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Sources:
Bye-Bye Boxboy! - Title Screen (Shapes)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (∞)

Hail Squarey

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track by Hayato
Art by Whom
Lore by Kirb: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WDzkOrzeyZHABhcjhcM-CVNlae5uRcsAF-1_eDVc-9Q
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One: Weh! (Pokemon Colosseum/JelloApocalypse)

Kaboom! Clocking in from Orre, Weh! is here to cause all sorts of electric mayhem... on-stream, that is. Mayhem in the physical sense is just part of her day job. But when she isn't filing paperwork and destroying property, this assiduous amoral Ampharos is equally hard at work proving she's the very best like no one ever was when it comes to hardcore gaming. And when offered the chance to show she's both great at games and great at crime on the Octagon stage, she just couldn't say no...

HER FOCUSES ARE:
-Pokemon, its composers and monster media
-JelloApocalypse, their collaborators/associates and "tough-as-nails" games
-Wealth/business, organized crime and electricity
-Onomatopoeia and inherently funny words
∞ Terrorism LLC, conquering the world one region at a time.
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Sources:
GlitchxCity - Team Skull Leader Guzma Remix (Pokemon, Organized Crime, Inherently Funny Words: "Guzma")
M|O|O|N - Crystals (Organized Crime)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck) (Wealth, Organized Crime)
Post Malone ft. 21 Savage - rockstar (Pokemon Composers, Wealth, Onomatopoeia)
clipping. - bout.that (Organized Crime)
Epithet Erased - Say No (JelloApocalypse)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Wealth)
iDKHOW - Mad IQs (Business)
iDKHOW - Do It All The Time (Wealth, Business)
The Musical Ghost ft. OR3O - Great At Crime (JelloApocalypse, “Organized” “Crime”)

Battle! Terror Admin Weh!

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track by Slippin' Swoldow
Art by Slippin' Tisrack
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detour three: slippin' diddy

hes a chimpanzee with a machine gun

his slippin' focuses are:
-kong media and its kongtributors
-the breaking bad cinematic universe and all contained within it
-law, lawyers, and the last people you’d expect to get law degrees
-faces you zoom in on and people who wear cool hats
-your kongstitutional rights
∞ ooh ooh ah ah better call diddy!
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Slippin' Sources:
better call mrbeast - John Paul Buce (breaking bad, faces you zoom in on)
The Wolf - SIAMES (∞)
The DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64 OST (kong)
Interior Crocodile Alligator (SLAB Freestyle) - Chip Da Ripper (last people you'd expect to get law degrees)
Stickerbrush Symphony - David Wise (kongtributors)
Thirsty - AJR (kongstitutional rights: the... the right to... the right to unironically listen to AJR.)
Better Call Saul Trap Remix - Balinto (breaking bad)
Donkey Kong December - videogamedunkey (kong)
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley (breaking bad)
P_rnhub Intro Drums (lawyers: johnny sins, probably)
I'm Nobody's Hero - Donkey Kong TV Show OST (kong, your kongstitutional rights: right to a fair trial if you, in fact, are getting all the blame for things you didn't do)

Bananery

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track by Slippin' Swoldow
Art by Slippin' Tisrack and Swol Dwen Dwen
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detour three: slippin' diddy

hes a chimpanzee with a machine gun

his slippin' focuses are:
-kong media and its kongtributors
-the breaking bad cinematic universe and all contained within it
-law, lawyers, and the last people you’d expect to get law degrees
-faces you zoom in on and people who wear cool hats
-your kongstitutional rights
∞ ooh ooh ah ah better call diddy!

detour one: bing dwen dwen

i love mario and sonic at the olympic murder games

its ways to kill you are as follows:
-the olympics and other forms of competition
-mascots and stuff with mascots
-ice, sports and pandas
-unknowable horrors
-people and things that Fucking Grab You
∞ run.
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Olympic Slippin' Sources:
Rival: King Boo - Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games OST (Olympics, kong media, Cool Hats: King Boo)
The Hand That Feeds - Nine Inch Nails (Things that fucking grab you: hands, kongstitutional rights: not getting bitten on your hand)
Fortnite vs Shin Megami Tensei - VinnyO (Competition: Rap Battles)
Munch - Ice Spice (Ice, Unknowable horrors, Last People You'd Expect To Get Law Degrees)
Breaking The Law - Judas Priest (Laws, Things that fucking grab you: Priests)
Space Jam - Quad City DJ's (Sports, Faces You Zoom In On: ballkey)
Among Us Drip Theme Song - Leonz (lawyers: amongus players (the best lawyers of all time!!!!))
Bang - AJR (kong media: Bananery, unknowable horrors: AJR)
Leo Luster's Song - Donkey Kong TV Show (kong, unknowable horrors: donkey kong TV show's CGI)

sfx:
waltuh, put your dick away waltuh (breaking bad, Unknowable horrors: waltuh and finger's sex tape)
breaking good episode 2 (breaking bad)
better call saul chimp with a machine gun scene (breaking bad)
diddy kong smash bros announcer (kong)
Minecraft but Donkey Kongs STEALS my DIAMONDS - videogamedunkey (kong)

NO PRIEST CAN SAVE YE

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track by Bing Dwen Dwen (aka Hayato)
Art by Slippin' Whoomy
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detour three: slippin' diddy

hes a chimpanzee with a machine gun

his slippin' focuses are:
-kong media and its kongtributors
-the breaking bad cinematic universe and all contained within it
-law, lawyers, and the last people you’d expect to get law degrees
-faces you zoom in on and people who wear cool hats
-your kongstitutional rights
∞ ooh ooh ah ah better call diddy!

detour one: bing dwen dwen

i love mario and sonic at the olympic murder games

its ways to kill you are as follows:
-the olympics and other forms of competition
-mascots and stuff with mascots
-ice, sports and pandas
-unknowable horrors
-people and things that Fucking Grab You
∞ run.
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Olympic Slippin' Sources:
The Living Tombstone - Dog of Wisdom Red Remix (Stuff with mascots: TLT/Faces you zoom in)
iDKHOW - Mad IQs (Forms of competition: The music industry)
Ace Attorney - Cornered (Lawyers)
Tom Cardy - Naughty or Nice (Unknowable horrors: Santa’s treatment of the workforce/Your kongstitutional rights)
Hideki Naganuma - Back 2 Back (Stuff with mascots)
Hideki Naganuma - AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE A FUNKY BEAT (Sports)
Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta (Your kongstitutional rights)
Middle Milk - One Nipple at a Time (People who wear cool hats: penguinz0)
Metric - Black Sheep (Forms of competition: Love)
Cold Ones - Don’t Watch Mr. Beast (Unknowable horrors: What MrBeast teaches)
Knife Party - Bonfire (Breaking Bad)
Run the Jewels - Lie, Cheat, Steal (All contained within Breaking Bad: El-P, Your kongstitutional rights)
Billie Eilish - bad guy (Last people you’d expect to get a law degree)

LISTEN TO THINE WISDOM, FOR YOU HAVE SINNED

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track and art by Laybox
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Four: Scenata (Lucky Star/YOUR GOING TO 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!)

You're not just going to 2009- 2009 is going to 𝘺𝘰𝘶, in the form of one Konata Izumi, sarcastic MMO-loving otaku and internet icon. And with her, she brings a side of herself not often shown IRL- a fascination with all things emo and scene, complete with the... not particularly subtle... forum moniker of 𝚡𝚇𝚡_𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙰_𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚉𝚄𝙼𝙸_𝚡𝚇𝚡. "Scenata" will gladly talk your ears off about all sorts of upcoming anime (well, if you can count K-On and the second season of Haruhi Suzumiya as "upcoming"), provided she can steal your homework afterward. So why don't we take a trip down to MySpace with her and chat about some chocolate coronets and emo bands? (─ ω ─)

HER FOCUSES ARE:
-Kyoto Animation, slice of life/comedy anime and otaku culture
-Emo rock, pop punk and general scenecore
-Saccharine media and “kawaii” aesthetics
-Early internet culture and bright colors/overly intense visuals
∞ So yeah, how's about that study group?
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Sources:
Caramelldansen (Remix) - DJ Ryu (Early Internet, Otaku Culture)
Mr. Brightside - The Killers (Honorary Emo)
Don't Say Lazy - K-On (Kyoto Animation, Slice of Life)
Chocolate Cornet - ebi (∞ Say, Tsukasa, which end of a chocolate cornet do you start from?)
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry (Early Internet)
Hare Hare Yukai - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Kyoto Animation, Early Internet, Slice of Life)
Rockefeller Street - Getter Jaani (Early Internet)
I Got No iPhone - Parry Gripp (Early Internet)
To the End - My Chemical Romance (Pop Punk)
Everytime We Touch - Cascada (Early Internet)
Mercury in Retrograde - Avril Lavigne (Pop Punk)

EVeRyThInG WAs GOiNg ZOMG!! ThEn 2009 EnDeD...

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track by Barrel
Art by Whom
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Seven: Neilsprite (Neil Banging Out the Tunes/Homestuck)

(BIO PENDING)

HIS FOCUSES ARE:
-Homestuck, its composers and indie web narratives
-Tumblr's culture, prominent fandoms and "bandoms"
-Neil Cicierega and artists/media he's sampled
-Time, toys and silly little creatures
∞ He's banging out the tunes!
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> Octatron: Catalogue musicourse components.
Kuwabara - Can't Abscond, Bro! (Homestuck)
WiittyUsername - Year of the Rats (Sillies)
Curt Blakeslee - Beatdown (Strider Style) (Homestuck)
Beatfox - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox) (Time)
Aqua - Barbie Girl (Toys)
Fall Out Boy - Centuries (Tumblr Bandoms)
Broadway Karkat - Karkalicious (Homestuck)
Toby Fox, Tensei - MeGaLoVania (Homestuck)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Time)
Owl City - Fireflies (Neil Samples)
CrystalAvengerVA, Jacques Offenbach - A Theme for Neil Banging Out the Tunes Day
Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure (Sillies)
Logan Paul - Goodbye KSI (Time)
Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse (Toys)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (∞)

Bangout (Rodent Style)

Discord: https://discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA

A focused-anarchy music tournament with eight glorious sides and eight fantastic angles.

HOSTS
[H-8] Jack Black
[A-0] Octatron

CONTESTANTS
[C-1] Weh!
[C-2] The Addict
[C-3] The Players
[C-4] Scenata
[C-5] The Rebel
[C-6] The Power
[C-7] Neilsprite
[C-8] The Idol

DETOURS
[D-1] Bing Dwen Dwen
[D-2] The Defamed
[D-3] Slippin' Diddy
[D-4] The Washout
[D-5] The Undesirable

Glorious Tourney of Destiny

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