Boom Boom

Lyrics
Yuh when i wake up i get woody like toy story
Im in the house call me cory
I crashed my car into a poor orphanage and it was gorey
I bought a spork and shoved it in my ass because they are making another toy story
I went to the story looking for something to buy
When i got fucked by some tall black guys
They pumpin they cum into my gut
I love the taste coming from their nuts
They dicks kinda look like buzz lightyear
TBH it making me seem a little queer
Well not really because buzz kidna looks like joe swanson
Speaking of joe swanson some fuckin old ass guy in a wheel chair busted all over
And it got over the copies of toy story 2 which is the best toy story its way better then toy story 3 and i know not everyone agrees but like toy story 2 so funny but still has a good plot and toy story 3 isn’t that funny. Tho toy story 2 does drag on in points its still the best of the toy story movies and better then that fuckass fucking piece of shit toy story 4
We then busted his guts instead of his nuts
We broke his bones and stabbed his guts
We grabbed knives gave him lots of cuts
And he was fat too like jabba the hutt

Toy Story

Lyrics:
I went to chuck e cheese
I bought pizza and said please
I ate the food and it gave me a boner
Im a drainer and a total loner
My balls are bouncing up and down
They going in the air and onto the ground
They call me norm macdonald because i do the dirty work
Ice spice and sexxy redd all in my crib lettin their booty twerk
I went to my barber and broke the window
Then i farted on an old ladys shoe and stole her window
Then i beat up a homeless man and threw him into a window
I went to the oval office and shit the drawer then threw jill biden threw the window
I think sneako should take his life
They call me michael myers and my penis is the knife
Freddy Krueger an oger and a scary zombie
My favorite band is rob zombie
I went to mcdonalds and revved up those fryers then i put a dead rat in it
I sued them and got millions of dollars
I bought a bulldozer with that money and destroyed the orphanage

Dirty Work

Lyrics:
Psss... I See dead people
Mustard on the beat hoe
Deebo any rap n*gga he a free throw
Man down call an amberlamps tell him "breathe, bro"
Nail a n*gga to the cross he walk around like teezo
Whats up with these jabroni ass n*ggas tryna see compton
Lyrics:
Pss… i fuck gay people
I went to mcdonalds and bought a double cheeseburger with no pickles i took a bite out of the burger and there was a pickle
I went to the bathroom to take a shit but the shit took me
I went to the p diddy party but p diddy was talking to jared fogle
I went to wrestlemania to watch pro wrestling but roman reigns grabbed me out of the crowd and speared me off the building
I went to the superbowl to watch football then the football hit me in the face and it killed me
I went to a mets game but then i jacked off when the titantron was on me
I went to a michael jackson show but michael jackson is dead
I went to a nirvana concert but nirvana is dead
I went to bikini bottom but i cant breathe underwater
I went to a wedding but the wedding was for amber heard and johnny depp
I went to a trump rally and got shot
I went to disneyland but goofy killed himself
I went to nasa hq but they sent me to space with no equipment
This is the sound of a man dying
Im kinda thirsty from all this rapping i think i’ll get a drink
I went to burger king for a whopper they gave me those weird ass chocolate whoppers
I went to kfc for some cock but then they gave me their cock
I went to watch star wars but it was a 6D movie so i got stabbed by a lightsaber
I went to subway but oh no its the subway train and it hit me and i died
I went to an nba game and kissed lebron
I went to the toilet but it was a skibidi toilet and it rizzed me up
I went outside but the grass was evil
I went to the kitchen for a snack but the fridge fell ontop of me
I went to the orphanage but i accidentally burned it down.
I went to the white house but i shat everywhere so now its the brown house
I went to the big apple and ate new york pizza but then a big apple attacked
I went to see a marvel movie but when thanos snapped half the people in the audience died.
I went to a trampoline park but i jumped too high and hit my head on the roof
I went to chuck e cheese but the pizza was recycled and i got cancer and died
I went to a haunted house but it was really haunted
I went to the north pole and santa put me on the naughty list so i beat his ass
I went to minecraft and the creeper blew me up ay
I went to north korea and a missile blew me up ay
I went to gta 5 and crashed my car into franklin
I went to the boston marathon and beat everyone in the race ay but that was because i cheated
I went to i went to your moms house
I went to i went to your moms house
I went to i went to your moms house
I went to i went to your moms house
Let me hear you say lil turkey (Lil turkey)
Isn’t zesty (aint zesty)
Lil turkey (lil turkey)
Is very cool (is very cool)
Stab this way stab this way stab this way ay stab this way
Yeah yeah yeah yeah not like us
Yeah yeah yeah yeah not like us

Not Like Us

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Man fuck that bitch ass head of the table roman reigns
If i see dawg i’d beat the fuck out dog
I hate roman reigns he a bitch
I bet he uses velcro shoes
I bet he wipes his ass with tissues
I bet he pours the cereal first
I bet he puts the milk before the cereal
I bet he aint that super cereal serious
I bet when he jacks off it makes himself delirious
I hate his cousin the rock
The rock more like the cock
Im so musically gifted like bach
If i see rock i’d pull out the glock
And fuck his boyfriend kevin hart
Kevin hart more like smelvin fart
I bet his real name is melvin fart
I also hate solo sikoa
Solo more like trio
Solo more like caseoh
And that stinky ass tama tonga
More like bonga bonga
More like he wears a tight ass thonga
More like he smells like shit
And fuck rikishi
His ass is too big
Its too big way to big for a normal human
I hate jacob fatu he puts the FAT in fatu
I hate Tamina
I hate the usos
And i really hate fatass rikishi
I have rosey
Nobody knows rosey
I hate the rock
And i hate ronda rousey
She aint even part of the family but she a bitch
I hate roman
I hate jimmy uso
I hate jey uso
I hate naomi
And i hate ronald regean

I Hate Roman Reigns

Lyrics:
Yuh I wake up and use the bathroom every day
Daily i wake up and use the bathroom
24/7 i get out of bed to use the restroom
Then i wipe my ass with the toilet paper that the bears use
Then i brush my teeth and drink a gallon of apple juice
Then i jack off
Then i dunk on them losers and dribble
I made your girl last night lickle my pickle
She then kissed my nipple
An old lady tried to steal my nickel
So i stabbed her to death with a sickle
I only got 30 days in prison cause my friends dad was the judge
If my friends dad wasnt the judge i wouldnt be rapping
In prison i met a man named evil john
Evil john was in prison for beating an old woman to death
He was only in prison for 2 days
He beat the shit out of me cause i spilled kool aid
Then i tazed his balls and pissed on him
He fell backwards into the window and cracked his skull open
I grabbed a fire extinguisher and sprayed him with it
He was hurt and i hit him in the head with a steel chair like ric flair
Then i got my gang and we beat him with a bat.
They made me do 30 hours community service
I went to mcdonalds and worked there for 3 hours
They fired me because i beat up an old lady for complaining about how she asked for no onions
Then i shat in the fryer
Yuh more fire to come from me soon!

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N3ws: Working on my first full length album, King Turk. Lil Turkey christmas album (Titled Trap Christmas) Will be delayed till next christmas. I Didnt finish it in time. It will include a song called "Rudolph Got Opps" Thats all ive recorded for that. Anyways, After King Turk (Which i hope i can get out by the end of feburary) I will release more albums and more singles for the fans! Eventually however im not gonna pay for soundcloud pro, so i will release a song called "FUCK SOUNDCLOUD" as my last soundcloud song and i will go full youtube (Which i wanna do anyways)

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