I Love Cactuses, I Love Succulents, I Love Pokey Plants, I Love The Cactaceae Plant Family, I Love Prickly Pears, I Want To Eat A Prickly Pear, I Tried To And Got Stabbed And Had Thorns In My Hands For Days, But I Love Cactuses, I Love Succulents, I Love Pokey Plants, I Love The Cactaceae Plant Family, I Love Prickly Pears, Barbs As Sharp As A Fishhook, And A Constant Reminder Of Your Mistake... Enjoy!

Radioactive Greenhouse

Cactus Lover

"Spin" Ok now that I have your attention, time to yes, hmm, wait no actually, I don't really have much to say about this one sadly, or maybe that's good thing, I mean like who makes music about a microwave with cars in it going "weee"?! you desperate buffoon!, so what if you microwaved a Lego for half a second, just no!... ENJOY!!

ELECTRIC Microraver

Hmm, I don't exactly know how to describe this one, so here 's some fun facts about it instead, that will inevitably turn into the description anyway!.. So, first and foremost, this is my longest song. (future me's going to be fuming to not be able to say this again after I make an even longer one) This song is also one of the worst ones for me when I was making it, since I was being a piss stain in the rug, and I was having a little tantrum in my brain for some preposterous reasoning, and I was quite unhappy whilst I was cooking up my latest tune, oh and I'm not done with the juicy sadness yet don't worry there's always more, this songs theme is also about some more of my past mopes, which thankfully I'm past all now, but I will not get into it much, but the name of the song semi reflects (water pun hehe) the meaning of the song, with mezzo meaning basically in the middle and 100 PSI being pressure, so that is that yippee, ENJOYY!!1!

100 PSI Intermezzo

Salutations, it is I back at it again to attempt to explain the impossible with my "absolute masterpiece of music"... hmm that sounded like a lie- and also a bit egoistical, which hey that's the theme of this song yay, time to type about that now, so basically this song is about how I've been accumulating a bit of views and listens on my musics on various platforms, therefore my brain thought "hey, like.. Likes, yes? Cool huh" and I was like for a while there "yuhuh, that's pretty cool buddy, that means I should make some more music that my fans like more then, right?" then my brain nodded somehow, don't ask how, and then after I started doing that I started getting worried about if my musics are going to get enough views or something, and same with my other videos, but then after I used my brain a bit more properly this time I realized "wait this is dumb, I'm making music and other videos for a hobby, not for some other human on a screen" so now I attempt to only make songs not just for myself but for good reasons now, which makes me happy and feel a little less stressed about posting or making a new tune, but I still have a little lingering feeling at times, but anyway ignoring all that happiness or something, yucky, time to talk about FLAMINGOS!! Which I don't know if anyone else thinks this about them in media, but I always kinda thought flamingos were like symbolism for being egotistical, being a rich fellow or just being one of those people who go on lots of holidays, anyway Hahaa, EnJoY!!!

Flamingo Scented Candle

Greetings (I swear I need a new way to start these descriptions off) anyway so tallyho, similar to Forest Fire Picnic's description, I stated in it that, that the fact is that (I wrote that so many times, what the) I had taken a great liking to a certain genre of music also known as me being weirdly obsessed over it, this time instead of being for Breakcore or DNB, it being for Jumpstyle music (which I'm over now don't worry, you can put away your parachute pants) and this particular tune is about time, or in this case a clock, a thermometer clock, and quite a negative one too (my favourite) but really this song is about negativity, shocking I know, but it wasn't originally about time or negativity before it was just meant to be just a personal little passion project for making a Jumpstyle type of music, I wasn't even going to upload it for some reason, I was just going to keep it to my self heheh, but I'm not thatt greedy, and I know I eat too much lemon pepper chicken at dinner time, but that's beside the point, the reason was for some odd reason I felt weirdly embarrassed about it, and not the way you're thinking, I suppose it's because the samples they use in real Jumpstyle musics, like the "boing" sound sample, I hate and like that sound at the same time and also the pictures for some them and theme I presume, I don't know I kinda forgot why, anyway so the cover of this tune and the clock in the background that states that lovely message that I have to keep reminding myself which being "don't be NEGATIVE", is something someone actually sells on Etsy, which I believe you can still buy, but don't quote me on it (I hope whoever makes those clocks likes the free advertising) anywho with all that said "jumping is a crime" you're going to jail.... EnJOY!!!1!

Negative Thermometer Clock

Au Revoir, Je Espoir A Bientot Encore, If Your Still Out There.

Rat #2

"Was the urge to be alone really worth someone's life? And will just a simple cuppa tea really be enough to let you rest after your countless days of restlessness? Your fortress now in ruins. Hear the wind whisper into your ears through the decaying walls you surround yourself in. you forget the outside world and promised yourself you would finish what you started, out of fear of never achieving anything, yet you never even laid a brick yourself on your 'emaculate' fortress. Til you say 'I let you shape me, while I still try to figure out where the wind is coming from.' as you leave it crumbling behind. Maybe it's for your own good, but it's still out there and standing on its own now, an incomplete mess. 'A wonderfully sad daydream it was, but not worth its weight in gold anymore' you say whilst sipping from your cup of tea, standing in a crowd." -My Butt (:<

Solitary Tea Fortress

Hello, good day lollipops and no longer produced sugar pops! Time to ramble on about this maltodextrin filled tune, alrighty so first and foremost before I made this song, I forgot the occasion why, but cookies, I got cookies, two cookies exactly. And funish fact about me, if I have one or two bites of a cookie or something sweet it makes me feel quite sickly after like half an hour or so, so with that said I ate both of them (; and on the way back home I started feeling the effects of being sugar high and when I got home I laid down and started to feel dizzy, and my view started to get blurry since I wasn't used to eating any amounts of sugar in a long time at that point, so obviously I was upset about this, and whilst I drank my tea and watched the telly, I immediately knew I had to make a spite song about the cookie bakery, like a completely normal person. So the next day I think hehe, with my blood that felt like it had been boiled in sugar, I made this song out of resentment for eating badly, since I never wanted to eat any large amounts of sugar and other yucky things after "the incident". Uhm so anyway after I made this it was once again another one of my songs, I could not find a name for, even though I finished it and just about finished the cover art I didn't publish it or show anyone it yet since you know, no name and such, then after a few days I finally thought of one "Chocolate Chip Fever" since it made me sick and, well chocolate chips are on cookies. But hilariously enough awhile after I made this song I got sick shortly after with an actual fever or something, not sure how, but it seems it was from me being a tad vacuous and ate some candy I got as a free sample with my unwashed nasty hands that I had just previously been touching stuff with, so the next day I was like "oh, why am I having the absolute worst sore throat I've ever had in my entire life? Huh, I wonder?" anyway, so with that said, don't eat candy or food from food vendours and bakeries! E N J O Y ! ! !

Chocolate Chip Fever

Hello, Bonjour, Hi, Salut, 'tis I again, here to discuss the absolutely most important matters of life, also known as my dumpster fire music, so this particular tune was mildly inspired by the quote “Respect your pillow, because it was there to catch your tears when nobody else did.” -Anonymous. Which I found to be quite true but also a tad bit hilarious, since I prefer to cry on the toilet or outside honestly, I have my utmost respects for the toilet paper and my sleeves, ANyWay so I digress as per usual. So this song was made because at the time, there was a lot of noise from the construction going on in the house, to which caused my micro little brain to get a wee bit upset, since I do prefer to have a quiet time whilst I work, but not only that since my room was being repainted and such, I had to temporarily be moved into one of the other rooms, the big sad indeed. So my palace of comfort and slumber was tarnished, and I couldn't sleep due to the newness of everything and the keenness of my stagnant ways, "and so when there's sadness there's music." -My left ear drum. So I started making this thing, and I particularly wanted this song to reminisce lullabies and make you think of a peaceful sleep in the clouds, but with a twist of course, I made this song have quite the detune to enhance that this isn't a peaceful dream in the clouds but a nightmare in a storm or... whatever that sounded edgy, and I also wanted this song to quickly change its mood and pacing from sounding peaceful to fun to dramatic then sad, just to make the song sound unpredictable like the annoying  and sudden sounds I had to indure for the month passing. But I forgot why I named the song after an LCD, considering it surprisingly has nothing to do with screens this time, anywho so good day, or in this case good night and E N J O Y ! ! ! ! !

Liquid Crystal Pillow

Let's do a bit of ideology expression, with little to no digression! Yeah! (That will never happen.) So, this, yes, okay. This song, it was quite inspired off my previous album "Radioactive Greenhouse" but most specifically on the tune "Abandoned Onion Factory" since I couldn't get enough of those yummy industrial factory sounds of course. But where the idea had originally struck was oddly, in the car, in a parking lot, at the store. Poppin' Open A Bagga Pork Rinds, YEAH!! And whilst I ate those crunchy obstreperous things with stupid bliss, I thought, "Wow, I really like pork rinds. I'm going to make a song about this very fact." like a completely normal person, and so the operation had began, and at the same time I was also working on "Liquid Crystal Pillow" and funnily enough, between the two, I actually liked PΘrk GRinderz more (At the time (:< ) But also this totally wholesome tune wasn't just about my love for pork rinds, no, it was also about those atrocious little things' tendency to mutilate my gums, it's those blasted doritos all over again! but oh wait, that's not the only theme here, it may or may not be obvious from the cover art alone, but it's also a tad bit about my oh so sad and tragic and dreadful ordeal with braces, mouth surgeries, anchors and retainers and whatever else that was metal flavoured shoved up there, and I had to "bite the bullet", or in this case the grinder for a few years, just to get a somewhat normal pair of choppers on top that aren't out to kill each other. But anyway, no one cares to hear about my childhood boo hoo tooth tragedies, since I just threw that theme in there because why not. Anywho so digression is welcomed back. Hey buddy. So originally this song was just simply called Pork Grind then later Rusty PΘrk GRinderz, but I felt as if that name was too long, so now it's just, yeah. And it's beautifully pronounced as (Puh-thuh-ork Grinderz) it rolls off the tongue wouldn't you say? (; Anyway, so with that said, brush and floss your teeth even if it bleeds, so the dentist can't take it first. ENJΘY! ! !

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