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What's Your Type

gel dick

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LIL GAY:
wake up in the morning feeling horny as fuck
got nobody next to me, man i feel like a cuck
as a consequence of that, i still ain't got the succ
maybe i should go out, go out and try my luck
for a second i stumble, i'm like "what the hell"
i look down, and my dick has been turned into gel
"i should go to the hospital, this looks pretty severe"
just as i'm about to get up, i hear 
FAIRY:
oh dear!
it seems that your penis has been turned into gel!
LIL GAY:
yeah i knew that but um, who are you again?
FAIRY:
i'm your fairy godmother, there is no need to fear
long as i am here, there shall be no tears!
LIL GAY:
bitch, take a look, i don't have a dick.
ain't got time for your tears and magic and shits
i need this dick so i can get the succ
and maybe afterwards i can eat some duck
FAIRY:
man, aren't you just the worst of your kind
you are oh so ungrateful, and you're out of your mind
all you're looking for is sex, is it really that important?
LIL GAY:
uh, yeah, actually, and my horniness is constant.
please, step aside, i have really got to go,
my bro down low is no longer for show,
if you really want a wish that you can make come true
get the fuck up outta here or i'll bring my crew

bitch. fuckin fairies man i swear.

Fairy

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yeah
we chillin
we oldschool
we get it
we go out
we turn up
we get down
we fuck up
they see us
they runnin
we own it
we love it
livin life
not a care
we so good
and we share
all the love
that we bare
and we don't
even care
what your bitch
gotta say
she a bitch
anyway

yo it's ya boi
back at it again
you know it is
i'm more than a friend
i'm like a legend a spirit a god messiah
a savior a kami protector of rapper clout you know i'm fire
tell your friends
shout me out
cuz you know
i got clout
ya boi out
out and proud
my shit's good
play it loud
it's lil gay
it's ya boi
all i do
is bring joy
to your mom
in her bed
wait i'm gay
that don't make sense
shit
man, rap lyrics don't work for gay people do they

Oldschool

Oldschool (Short Ver.)

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[LIL GAY]
Driving to the Taco Bell
Got pulled over, what the hell?
"Sir this is a 50 zone
but you were doing 60 sir"
Guess I'll go to Pizza Hut
What the fuck, I got no butt
Gotta turn this car around
and rush myself to hospital

Step into the hospital
Where the fuck the doctors at?
I just lost my ass,
can somebody help me find it, man?
Oh shit, there's a nurse
Maybe I should talk to her
"My lack of ass is worrying
I'm pretty sure I need your help"

[RUZBREKA]
Uh, excuse me sir, you have an appointment?
Appointments are priority, don't get disappointment
Step into the waiting room and chill for a moment
OH FUCK, you have no ass, please use this ointment

[LIL GAY]
Bitch. What the fuck. I don't have a butt.
Ain't got time for your ointments and meds, you slut.
You should find me an ass, like, A.S.A.P.
and afterwards I might take you out for some tea

[RUZBREKA]
Sorry, I'm not interested, I have a boy
And he's got an ass too, what you think I'm a toy?
I don't even go out with assless chaps
So do not even bother, you do not have a chance.

[LIL GAY]
I just got rejected by a Russian nurse
All this bullshit in my life makes me wanna curse
But ya boi Lil Gay is family friendly
Tell your momma and your dad that my mixtape's deadly

[RUZBREKA & LIL GAY]
*incoherent yelling*

Nurse ft. Ruzbreka

Nurse Ft. Ruzbreka

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Got invited to this house,
but I'm horny as hell
Haven't fapped since my dick
had been turned into gel
But I got it fixed up,
haven't had time to fap,
maybe this is the right time
to fap and rap

I'm in a crowded house
they're looking at me
How could I think that
I could fap so easily
It's alright, it's okay
I'll prolly do it anyway
Cuz I am horny as fuck
I can't stop and I won't stop
I've got needs and I'm gonna fulfill em
You just sit there and watch me get it, yuh

Though it's a little difficult in here isn't it? Like with all these people watching... Maybe I shouldn't... Ah, but you know what? Fuck it. I'll do it cuz I've got a little special skill.

Call me ninja, when I'm with ya
You will never understand when I'm stroking my dick
You will never understand when I'm done with it
You will never understand when I started it
I could be looking at your sister,
Looking at your brother,
Looking at your dad's grandpa's dead uncle's mother
It really don't matter to me, all I need is an
attractive person to stroke my big D

But it's a little difficult in this room man, like, where will the jizz go, I'd make a mess, right?

That dog over there lookin hella fluffy
He's gonna be my cover as I do the dougie
and by do the dougie I mean shoot this load
all over this dog and all over my clothes
I'll justify the clothes by spilling water
and justify the dog by spilling water
I'm gonna flood this motherfucking house
So that I can fap, in the living room, WAIT.

I had a crazy idea.
Why not use the bathroom?

Excuse me miss, I've really gotta go
upstairs to the room where people go
to take a crap or take a piss
I've got explosive diarrhea miss
Got to the bathroom, this shit's lit
It's gonna feel the wrath of my dick
Actually, I'm not feeling like it
Damn, all of this was for nothing...

Well, I'm kind of like, already here so... Fuck it. Might as well.

Ninja

I'm sure y'all know someone that deserves this diss track. Just send it to em.

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Yo. Lil Gay.
This one goes out to... anyone who needs a diss
Just send it to em. On behalf of ya boi.

You a fuckin bitch
you a you a fuckin bitch
you a stupid bitch
you a stupid fuckin bitch

I wonder I wonder
What did your parents think when they first saw you?
Were they disappointed?
Cuz I sure as hell am that I got to know you

You make zero sense
When you talk all I can hear is stupidity
Do me a favor
And lock yourself up in a mental facility

You claim you're just taking the piss
Don't wanna go near you cuz you might just hiss
I don't hang out with snakes, I don't hang out with fakes
Those are two things I think of when I see your face

At least you inspired this track,
and I gotta say,
it's pretty lit

But besides that,
here's some toilet paper
cuz you're full of shit

You a fuckin bitch
you a you a fuckin bitch
you a stupid bitch
you a stupid fuckin bitch

What
the
FUCK are you doing still here
I think I've made it pretty clear
You're a piece of shit
You're a fucking dick
And you can't get it
Because your skull is so fuckin thick

If you're so right,
Why has everyone decided to leave you behind
Get it through to your mind
You're like a pain in my back and a tumor combined

Before I conclude,
I don't mean to be rude, I'm just telling the truth
This ain't a dispute or a feud
Everybody agrees that you ruin their mood

On the day of your funeral
No one will be there to mourn on your casket
Cuz nobody loves you
...Yeah that's it actually. Basket.

You a fuckin bitch
you a you a fuckin bitch
you a stupid bitch
you a stupid fuckin bitch

Go fuck yourself.

Ya Boi Lil Gay

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