Well, I'm finally moved into the new place, and have both of my screens working, my speakers hooked up, and a new old mic. I recorded myself saying "hey" and this is what came of it.

WARNING: THIS MAY OR MAY NOT CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE TO YOUR EARS FROM INTENSE AMOUNTS OF THE FOLLOWING: BIG ROOM HOUSE, RETARDATION, MARTIN GARRIX, AND HOUSE BEING HIS SEXY SELF. IF YOU FEEL ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS, PLEASE CALL A DOCTOR: NAUSEA, GAS, THE WANT TO TRY AND BE AS SEXY AS HOUSE, THE WANT TO TEAR YOUR EARS OUT, TEARING YOUR EARS OUT, DEATH, HAVING A BULGING OR EXPLODING PENIS, SCROTUM SHRINKAGE, LEAKING BLOOD OUT OF YOUR ORFACES, SHAKING, SEIZURES, AND IN SOME RARE CASES AMONG "BROS", DANCING.

I'M BACK NIGGAS

So, I stole this audio cord from my grandma, and took the 1/4th inch to 1/8th inch end converty thingy from my SOL republics, and decided to test if my guitar and bass get picked up by the computer. Now remember, I can't play guitar, or bass, so if you hear either in anything I do, I most likely just sampled the individual notes.

Testing Real Stuff on the computer

Not sure what happened here in all honesty. The plan was for some Deadmau5ey super-heavy electro thing (Like the beginning where there is the filter and all of that good shit) but for some reason I was like, "CHORDS AER NIEC I'LL MEAK THOES". And boom. Out comes this. 

Unnamed For Now

Well... I can still only make loops, although, it takes me less time (I spent one hour on this, and I started out trying to do something else. Kinda forgot what because I'm so tired...) and I can do it better. Notice, I have a lead in there. I didn't realize high passes were even useful until now. My life just got like... 10x better lol. But yeah, I still have trouble making a good bass with a different pattern to with a lead, and making cool shit that isn't part of the pattern happen. I know, I need to practice what I'm not good at, and I try, trust me, I'm working on getting better. Side note, I think my productions are headed more towards somewhere between deadmau5 and...... some other fuck, but one who has leads and basses.

Stuff I used to do this:
lead- Sylenth 1
Bass- Harmor
Samples- FL sample pack shit that comes with FL studio.

I don't know why, but exporting sounds way different from what I am doing in FL. I'll have to test it in Ableton and/or just get used to it.

I Can Still Only Make Loops

so I was playing around with the firebird synth with just a sine, and I found the sync thing. That was cool. So, I played with the thingy for a while, threw a kick on it and was like, "okay, what now". Well, here I see beat repeat in ableton and I'm like, "wut tuh fuq aer yoo m8", and throw the decompose (or whatever the preset is called) on there. Then I was like "wao, kewl" and threw some more on there, fucking with the settings and shit. So  yeah. Basically I retarded around in ableton for a couple of hours and got this out of one instance of firebird.

Playthings

I was playing in ableton, trying to do something different from what I normally do, and got this. 

<Insert place you haven't been here>

So yeah, I actually had the whole werr werr wer wer wer werr werr werwerwerwer wer pattern in my head and was like, "Hey, I bet some DJ in Whothefuckcaresvill could fap to something like this". So I made it with harmor (the higher part n shit) but it felt empty (or some shit like that) so I added a EQ/compressedtoallfuck 909 kick and some snares.

Have some Jibril. I now claim her as my waifu, so yall bitches back up. I'll post something about all of the dat ass moments Steph ends up doing for some reason. Might sample some japanese shit I don't understand, but find the english translation hilarious.

No, I'm not an anime person, I only like No Game No Life. Shits perfect in every way.

House Paint Makes DJ Porn

So I finished Tainted! In other words, I changed the chord thing in a different pattern, copy pasted some shit and called it macaroni. 

Now, on to the important shit, why did I rename it bread? /Well/ I'm not entirely sure, it probably had something to do with the fact that up until recently almost every revolution had started with a bread shortage. Now it's bad government and shit or something. Maybe not, I don't really give a fuck, I just make music.

House Paint - Bread

Just a few minutes playing with effects and cool feedback chains.

I imagined it as you are trapped in a disgusting metal pipe thing, The wind is blowing and it's icy cold and you are stuck. You can hear rodents and bugs skittering around near you and no matter how hard you try you can't move at all, the pipe must be frozen to your skin. You are forced to lay there until you freeze to death or starve to death, because you know no one is going to come looking for you.

This is all you can hear until you die.

Yeah, it's gruesome (and not exactly great quality) but whatever. I thought it was creepy so yall can enjoy it. 

Tips, criticism, fangirl letters/notes, random comments about mother and death threats are all greatly accepted, so comment away! ^^

Scurry

Made this with earbuds. Fucking deal with it.

Menu Music

I make music. You like it.

Contacty shtuff~
Skype: sandstormpegasus 
Twiter: @housepaintmusic

