hey guys its me
the original jrunk cesus

people have asked me about whats taking so long for upcoming matches for the mash pit and the answer is actually quite simple

tl;dr: im literally the only person working on it rn
extended answer:
as of now, i have zero backlog on tracks or actually anything for future matches, such as character sheets, thumbnails, lore, etc. so its very difficult for me to run the tournament as of now. although i personally prefer doing a majority of this on my own since its more of my own vision (with a bit of help from the fellas, Star, Refriggie, and some irl friends ily all mwa mwa mwa mwa), it doesnt stray away from the fact that the current pace of the tournament is terrible.
a lot of this is my own fault, since im very incompetent with running literally anything, but if you could still support a brotha in need i would gladly appreciate it. the mash pit is basically whats keeping me going anymore, and im not really getting anything out of it except for pleasing the people. it's quality over quantity as of now, but i haven't struck the right balance between both scales. if you want to help me with getting there, join the discord and support in any way you can.

aight enough seriouses thats cringe jjust listedn to the trrack i made while i was working on r1m3 and mad villains lol

alr time to dip. crunk never dies babyyyy
- the eaziest peaziest oc jeeziest

"whats taking so long"

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY ME BITCH !!!!!!!

CHARACTER: THE EAZIEST, PEAZIEST, MAC N CHEEZIEST, LEMON SQUEEZIEST, OC JEEZIEST??????????????????

BIO:
"tfarp and ks are fucking cringe yo" 

SOURCES:
Bloons TD6 - "Monkey Drip" Main Theme Trap Remix (Monkeys)
Usher - Yeah! (Ft. Lil Jon/Crunk genre)
Lil Jon - Get Low (Lil Jon/Crunk genre)
Snoop Dogg - Step Yo Game Up (ft. Lil Jon)
Nyanners - Tipsy (Crunk genre)

SOURCE LIST:

- The crunk genre + subsets of it, aswell as music by/featuring Lil Jon
(Yeah!, Get Low, Do the Rain Dance)

- New Kanye (TLOP - DONDA)
(FSMH Pt. 1, Follow God, All Mine, Yikes)

- Sources related to monkeys
(Bloons TD series, Jungle Japes, Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch)

- Religion / Religious beings
(Jesus of Suburbia, Veggie Tales, Jesus Walks)

【﻿ｔｈｉｓ ｍｏｎｋｅｙｓ ｏｆｆ ｔｈａ ｃｈａｉｎ！】

new track off my next album thats kinda just. been sitting there
NO WEAPONS ARC PT. 1 coming out hopefully this year :))

Sources:
IOSYS - Cirno's Perfect Math Class
Lil Darkie - FUCK ALL OF YOU <3

FUCK THIS CLASS <3

TRACK REUPLOAD AND ART BY THE ONE YOU LOVE TO HATE

CHARACTER: deadass i will most def find out that yall are shit talking in priv do NOT even front. i already did twice i stg u better start saying it to my face. you all know who you are.

BIO:
YALL ALREADY KNOW THE GOAT YALL DONT NEED A BIO, OC JEEZY DONT GET IT TWISTED.....

SOURCES:
Lil Jon - Get Low (Lil Jon/Crunk genre)
Usher - Yeah! (Ft. Lil Jon/Crunk genre)
Snoop Dogg - Step Yo Game Up (Ft. Lil Jon)
Mike Bone - OK Stomp (Crunk genre)

SOURCE LIST:

- The crunk genre + subsets of it, aswell as music by/featuring Lil Jon
(Yeah!, Get Low, Do the Rain Dance)

- New Kanye (TLOP - DONDA)
(FSMH Pt. 1, Follow God, All Mine, Yikes)

- Sources related to monkeys
(Bloons TD series, Jungle Japes, Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch)

- Religion / Religious beings
(Jesus of Suburbia, Veggie Tales, Jesus Walks

Victory! - THE ORIGINAL CRUNK JESUS

OMG DREAM IS ON DONDA !!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF REAL!!!!!!!!!

also yes i made that ponytown skin. and im also never going to play it ever again

that donda listening party was pretty good right

so ive decided that im gonna making a dream x kanye west mashup mixtape because honestly, i have nothing better to do
this is gonna be on it btw :))))))))))))

yeah this is definitely a new low

nvm that donda stream sucked ass

what you are about to be listening to is the most horrid amalgamations my mind could possibly think of over the past 3 to 4 weeks.
this was a joke originally but i think i took it too far

also, i am definitely planning on updating this continously. just as  how the christian genius multi-billionaire himself once said, "ima fix wolves", im gonna be doing the same with this. so id appreciate feedback where its needed, and if you could send me some sauce that would be cool too.

hope you enjoy it 

1. it was all a dream
Jimmy Castor Bunch - I Just Wanna Stop
Kendrick Lamar - Sherane a.K.a Master Splinter's Daughter
Dream - Mask
Kanye West - FML
Big Sean - IDFWU
Kanye West - Waves
Kanye West - On Sight

2. change the world (ft. Ant Clemmons)

Dream, Alec Benjamin - Change My Clothes
Kanye West - Intro
Kanye West - POWER
Kanye West, Ant Clemmons - Cash to Burn
Kanye West - Runaway
Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothing

3. touch the sky (sus remix)

Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea
Kanye West - Touch the Sky
We the Sus Music - Mask

4. death of a dreamer (ft. Ty Dolla $ign, Estelle)

Ty Dolla $ign, Kanye West, FKA Twigs - Ego Death
CG5 - I See a Dreamer
Estelle, Kanye West - American Boy
Kanye West - Black Skkknhead

5. new eye flow (ft. Jay-Z)

Kanye West - Jesus Lord
CG5 - Vibrant Eyes
Kanye West - New Slaves
Kanye West, Jay-Z - N***as in Paris

6. arrived to your destination (ft. PmBata)

Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend
Kanye West, Roddy Ricch - Pure Souls
Dream, PmBata - Roadtrip
Kanye West - Follow God
Kanye West - I Feel Like That
Donda West at the Gwendolyn Conference

DREAM X KANYE (full mixtape)

aka: crunk falls for a scene heartthrob and makes an album abt it part 2

yeah im making a sequel to my first album and this is a remaster of the first track off of it
fun fact: i first learned audacity when making the original album and i learned fl studio when making this one, which i think is cool

forget_abt_it.wav

kc_undercover.wav

fuckshit(1)

bla bla bla fuckshit made by @og_crunkjesus

characters: boyfriends

sources: idc abt redoing the tourney format i just want to upload this lmao
tyler the creator - aint got time [LGBTQ+ artists]
king geedorah - one smart individual [the n word]
kmd - what an individual know? [the n word]
kanye west, jay-z - individuals in paris [the n word]
minecraft manhunt clips [stan culture]
4town - nobody like u [twitter memes]
ice cube - no vaseline [the N word (N.W.A diss)]
homestuck ost (lol) - karkalicious [webcomics]
lil darkie - fuck all of you <3 [LGBTQ+ artists]

boyfriends sourcelist 100% real

- Media associated with/coming from Webtoons and webcomics
(Lil Uzi Vert, Karkalicious, Cyanide & Happiness, Two Kinds)

- Sources from LGBTQ+ artists, aswell as music relating to the LGBTQ+ community
(SOPHIE, Lil Nas X, Elton John, Frank Ocean)

- Twitter memes, social media, and sources relating to "stan" culture
(NBA Youngboy, DreamSMP, BTS, Turning Red)

- the N word
(What a[N INDIVIDUAL] Know?, [INDIVIDUALS] in Paris, Dejala, The [INDIVIDUAL] Ya Love to Hate)

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i will never make a mashup ever again.

WHERE WE DROPPIN HOMOS?? [leaked gamblers fallacy track 100% legit]

one of the higher ups @ the spectrum headquarters will have their intestines ripped out and feasted upon i swear to god

that one freestyle speed did over the worlds hardest game beat

a 2 source mashup "adventeur"

most of these are first drafts. i made this entire thing in like the span of less than a week. lol
individual tracks will be uploaded to its own account or put in a google drive idk

0:00 - shitfuck
1:54 - shitfuck(1)
4:03 - shitfuck(2)
4:51 - shitfuck(3)
6:14 - shitfuck(4)
7:03 - shitfuck(5)
8:25 - shitfuck(6)
10:32 - shitfuck(7)
11:26 - shitfuck(8)
12:39 - shitfuck(9)
14:56 - shitfuck(10)
16:41 -shitfuck(11)
17:51 - shitfuck(12)
19:11 - shitfuck(13)
20:25 - shitfuck(14)
22:00 - shitfuck(15)
23:45 - shitfuck(16)
24:19 - shitfuck(17)
25:26 - shitfuck(18)
26:48 - shitfuck(19)

shitfuck (full album)

made this in ucps vc

"no chat, i will not sing the prizm rap."

prizm type beat

i found a file in my finished mashup folder that has been sitting there for like a month

this is one of them "themed mashups"
the joke here is that i didnt make any effort into having it sound good lol

Boom

UI originally made by CrunkJesus
Assets by KFAD Team, TheGuy, DFX, and CrunkJesus
Original songs made by Akira Kushida, Chief Keef, Kanye West, Travis Scott, Wiz Khalifa, Migos, and Lil Uzi Vert
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Arrangement was made for Tourneycards and shouldn't be used outside of it unless if you want to use it for background music in videos or mashups.
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Tourneycards is a card game featuring your favorite tourney characters. It has a ruleset similar to hearthstone and has both singleplayer and multiplayer modes. It currently has over 400 cards with more going to be added in the future. 

You can play it here: https://dulst.com/tourneycards
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/kMqGV3zhNN.
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keep it crunk

[Tourneycards OST] Ultra Instinct Goku

i still got nothin

shoutouts 2 sacred for tha extra vocals

fuckshit(3)

just some mashup practice nothing to see here

ive been debating on whether or not to continue with this albums progress. originally this album started as a tribute for a tournament contestant, but as time marched forward it formed into a tribute for a man who im no longer comfortable supporting. i dont really have much to say about the whole "ye drama", but ive spent too much time on this album to just dump it all now.

regardless of however you feel about ye, i hope y'all enjoy the track. i might continue to drop the rest of the album on here, but we'll see 

-

Meiko Kaji - 銀蝶渡り鳥
Tyler, the Creator - LEMONHEAD
Kanye West - Two Words
Kanye West - Dark Fantasy
Kanye West - Jesus Walks
Baby Keem, Kendrick Lamar - family ties
Kanye West - Stronger
Big Sean - IDFWU
Kanye West - I Wonder
Tyler, the Creator - JUGGERNAUT
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Kanye West - On Sight
Childish Gambino - This Is America
Labi Siffre - My Song

wonderful (good ass run track 7)

soil & pimp sessions is a pretty good band

for the thumbnail i looked up "stupid fucking default npc anime cat girl" and got like 4 of this exact same result

MISTERROCKEFELLER

"i dont wanna say anything BUT" in mashup form

-

jeddi - heartbeat
aol dialup sound
tyler the creator - juan van puttan diss track 100% real
demondice - snake eyes
YoThisTheFunniestShitIveEverSeenInMyLife.wav
g.o.o.d music - take one for the team
wu tang clan - da mystery of chessboxin'
waka flocka, roscoe dash, wale - no hands
100 gecs yell
lil nas x, nba youngboy - late to da party
teddyloid - dancefloor orgy
fantomenk - goodbye summer, hello winter
xero - speed of hell (lol)
the weeknd - save your tears (lmao)
chief keef - hallelujah
gil-scott heron - whitey on the moon

still on my hater shit

In the Mac & Cheesiest, Most Hidden Fees-iest, Lemon Squeeziest. OC Jeeziest's words:
"sup yall. hope you enjoy this EP. didnt get enough resources from the label to re-review the shits, so excuse the scuffness. had to get my boy leaky kong in the booth to do smn cus hes the bro, hope yall enjoy him here too. out of the love for my thousands of fans, i whipped up something perfect for you all to listen to during the holiday season. i even put in a bonus, an extended rendition of a mashup i did a minute ago. take care now, keep it crunk."
- The Original Crunk Jesus, a.k.a "R.A.i.t.T.B.A" a.k.a "Realest Ape in the Tampa Bay Area" a.k.a "Guadalupin the IIIrd"

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1. A VERY CRUNK CHRISTMAS

> Usher, Lil Jon, Ludacris - Yeah!
> Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock
> Lil Jon, The Kool-Aid Man - All I Really Want for Christmas
> Far East Movement - Like a G6
> Daft Punk - Da Funk
> Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick
> Fatboy Slim - Fucking in Heaven
> Ludacris - How Low

2. AVALANCHE IN JULY

> Tony Mottola - Anema E Core
> The Honey Drippers - Impeach the President
> Tyler, the Creator - LEMONHEAD
> The Avalanches - Extra Kings
> Tsunku - Beautiful One Day
> Santana, Rob Thomas - Smooth
> Bruno Mars - Locked Out of Heaven
> The Carpenters - Sleigh Ride
> Raekwon - Glaciers of Ice/The Avalanches - Avalanche Rock
> BROCKHAMPTON - Gold Teeth
> Kanye West - Feedback
> The Avalanches - ETOH
> DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat
> Owl City - Fireflies
> Tenacious D - Master Exploder
> Maroon 5 - This Love
> Adams & Fleisner - Pulsar City Alarm/J Dilla Siren
> The Duprees - The Sky's the Limit/The Avalanches - Since I Left You
> N*SYNC - Pop
> KMD - Black Bastards!
> The Temptations - Comedy Routine: Hello Young Lovers/Cloud Nine/If I Didn't Care
> Blades of Glory (2007)
> J Dilla - Don't Cry

3. SATAN'S HOLIDAY INTERLUDE

> DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes
> John Debney - Elf 2003 Main Title
> Mixaloop Acapella Pack Fatman Scoops Edition
> Chip da Ripper - S.L.A.B. Freestyle
> Lyn Collins - Think (About It)

4. thisonekindasucksmybad.wav

> Blackout Crew - Put a Donk On It
> Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone
> Silva Hound - Addict
> Chief Keef - Love Sosa
> Skrillex, Sahri - KYOTO
> The Weeknd - Save Your Tears
> LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
> DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes
> Mixaloop Acapella Pack Fatman Scoops Edition
> Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick
> Blades of Glory (2007)
> Ke$ha - Die Young
> Flying Lotus, Denzel Curry - Black Balloons Reprise

5. A CRUNK CHRISTMAS CONCLUSION

> Nyanners - Tipsy Cover
> Wham! - Last Christmas
> Lil Jon, The East Side Boyz - Get Low
> Usher - Yeah!
> Gene Autry - Santa Baby
> Jazztronik - Muddy Muddy

6. (BONUS) "TAke a look, yall; 1joxDaEMzKXue1x90KlreqJfFA1oRVsILRk4dUYuYYpA.txt"

> JEDDI - Heartbeat
> AOL Dial-up sound
> Tyler, the Creator - juan van puttan diss track 100% real
> DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes
> "YoThisTheFunniestShitIveEverSeenInMyLife.mp3"
> G.O.O.D Music - Take One For The Team
> Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin'
> Waka Flocka, Roscoe Dash, Wale - No Hands
> 100 gecs yell
> Lil Nas X, NBA Youngboy - Late to da Party
> TeddyLoid - Dancefloor Orgy
> FantomenK - Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter
> Modeus, Tech N9ne - Speed of Sound/SPEED OF HELL
> The Weeknd - Save Your Tears
> Chief Keef - Hallelujah
> Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
> Public Enemy - Bring the Noise
> John C - C90
> Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder
> Crunk Jesus & NWG - MISTERROCKEFELLER
> Pitbull, TJR - Don't Stop the Party
> Michael Kovach, Silva Hound - Addict
> MandoPony - Survive the Night
> "LowTierGods warning sent to windows warriors voters.mp3"
> Kanye West, Common, Cam'Ron - Gone
> LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out
> Santana, Rob Thomas - Smooth
> PaRappa the Rapper 2 - Loading Screen
> Usher, Lil Jon, Ludacris - Yeah!
> Gil Scott-Heron - Whitey on the Moon

A Very Crunk Christmas EP (with Guest Host, Leaky Kong) / FULL EP

FOLLOW UP!!!!!!!!!!
https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2

GET OFF THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT!!! (READ THE DESCRIPTION)

about a week ago

obligatory "this has got to be done before" line

Sources:
Big Sean - IDFWU
Toby Fox - Death By Glamour

I Dont Fuck With EX

she/they
on the comeup
I don't own any of the music I use in my mashups, all credit goes to the original artist/owner.

i use fl studio & virtualdj for making shit. primarily fl studio.

Crunk Jesus & NWG

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