FINALLY, some cringe I can actually take!

sans.

UNDERTALE Soundtrack

NEO NEVER LOSES! ! !

* Hohoho! Forgive me for surprising you, child.
* It is important that I greet every newcomer with a traditional "welcome hug"!
* ...Ah, I almost forgot to introduce myself! I am ASGORE, the mayor of the residental town down by.
* It is a very lively but tiring job, so whenever I can I like to take walks in the woods! It is very soothing for me.

(PATCHNOTE: Asgore facial anomaly removal was successful.)

15. Asgore

(* You here footsteps behind you, then suddenly..!)
S: get pranked, nerd. sweet cage right? me and- oh you're..
S: huh... you're..
S: well this is awkward, heh.
(* The bone cage suddenly disappears.)
S: you're a human...
S: you do know what we do to humans around here right...

(* He slowly walks closer.)

S: nah, im goofin around.
S: laaame, womp womp, couldn't imagine being a human, especially now.
S: oh whoops, forgot to introduce myself.
S: im sans, sans the skeleton.
S: im supposed to be looking for humans with my bro, but yknow...
S: i usually capture monsters just to annoy him, heh.
S: but Papyrus, my brother- oh speak of the devil.
S: here, come find out yourself.

015 - sans.

* 'Ey, pardner. What brings 'ya here to the Wild Sloplands?
* The name's Gegagedigedagedago Nugget, but that's a mouthful.
* Just call me "Gegagedi". That's what they all call me anyways.
* C'mon, kid. Lemme give 'ya a 'lil tour around the Sloplands.
* Just be careful, alrighty? My pal Max is on the lookout for a meme like you.
* Somethin' about bein' the W Sheriff for the Royal Rizzlers...
* Not my kinda thing, personally. Not a fan of attention, 'ya get me?

015 - Gegagedi.

* Greetings.
* Curious, from the distance you look just like myself.
* But you’re not actually a HUMAN, are you?
(Chara shows off their soul.)
* See that?
* That is a SOUL, the manifestation of one's very being.
* You seem to be lacking that.

Chara

Mario: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Steve Jr.: ...Ha-ha-ha...
For my people, I'm their god...
For you?
I... AM STEVE.

[GSORUNE] - Master of Creationism

reupload to make the song less uh... repetitive??? i guess lol

original - https://soundcloud.com/annoyingdog-uz/one-bad-day

thank you https://soundcloud.com/xnqqq for some instrument sources :D

ONE BAD DAY

* OH.
* A HUMAN!!
* WOWIE, I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF YOU PASS BY IN AGES!
* THE NAME'S PAPYRUS, DON'T FORGET IT!
* Y'KNOW... I'M SORT OF A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE.
* I'M THE PUZZLE MASTER! DESIGNED TO CAPTURE....
* CAPTURE....
* HUMANS.
* LIKE YOU.
* ...
* EEHHHHHH! WHAT'S ONE DAY OF NO WORK GOING TO DO TO ME?
* I'LL LET YA SLIDE, C'MON.

Hawkeye

* YOU SEE THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE?
* I CAN FEEL IT ALL WITHIN ME, VARIK.
* THE POWER. THE ANGER.
* VARIK.
* I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT.
* I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING REMAINING BUT A BLOODY STAIN ON THE GROUND.
* TL:DR...
* EAT SHIT, F####T!!!!!!!!
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V2 - soundcloud.com/reverienova/starstopper-reveries-rage-v2

Starstopper Halloween Hack ~ REVERIE'S RAGE [ OLD ]

nyeheheh...
freaks like you are what make us more human than you could ever be.
~
And here it is, my first FINISHED song! Sorry for the long wait, guys... had some setbacks here and there, but fortunately, I kept the motivation to finish this damn thing! I really hope it was worth the wait!

Music and thumbnail by me, @ribimaka.
Thanks to @mimiridae for assisting me and also giving me the motivation to make this song! <3
~
UPDATE: Got rid of Arial and human Asriel.

My UNDERSWAP take has been completely revamped. This track is not reflective of it and never has been.

UNDERSWAP - PLANET BUSTER (Megalo Strike Back)

They say one shot is strong enough to take down a bull instantly.
... Whatever the hell a bull is.

DELTAFELL -  Bull Shooter

Check it out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/lobJ6JrGOUo

===== NOTES =====
This came third place in the most recent music poll! Most of you will likely remember the oft-returning Flowey-as-Queen/Underrune-type AU that spawned from these very music polls, and this song was made with that AU in mind.

Toriel primarily takes Ralsei's role throughout this adventure. Despite this, however, the Chaos King replacement belongs to her. Much like in Undertale, she claims the primary reason for holding them back is that she's afraid something would happen to Frisk and Chara -- even with her guidance and presence. As it turns out, however, she's initially rather concerned and skeptical about leaving the confines of her "domain". She's more scared of something happening to her, and of leaving her subjects without someone to watch over them.

===== CREDITS =====
Art by: Austhetic (@austhetic / bsky.app/profile/austhetic.bsky.social)

Fallback

* HUMAN.
* I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
* YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN PAST ALL OF MY TRAPS,
* BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
* FOR MY NEXT TRAP...
* ...IS A BATTLE, AGAINST ME!!
* I'M SORRY IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY.
* BUT ALPHYS IS NEVER GOING TO LET ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD IF I MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!
* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS WOULD MEAN FOR MY RESUME.
* A CLEVER BONEHEAD LIKE ME WOULD BE PERFECT AS A GUARD AND LATER, ASSISTANT ROYAL SCIENTIST.
* THEN PAPYRUS FINALLY WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WORK...
* ENOUGH WORDS, UNLESS THEY'RE FIGHTING ONES!
[* Battle starts]
* Sans blocks the way.
> ACT
> SANS
> CHECK
* SANS ⬜ ATK ⬜ DEF
* It seems like his stats are redacted.
* YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND TAKE IT?
* THAT'S SENSITIVE INFORMATION THAT ONLY I CAN KNOW!

((Sans Design by Ghost, https://bsky.app/profile/sleepingghost.bsky.social))
((Sans Sprite by NAC, https://bsky.app/profile/not-a-cultist.bsky.social))
((Thumbnail done by ThatJan, https://bsky.app/profile/thatjan.bsky.social))

Song That Plays When You Fight Sans

SANS! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!
I CAN FEEL YOUR ESSENCE LYING WITHIN...
ALL I NEED TO DO IS JUST GET YOU OUT OF THAT STUFFY LITTLE CAGE!!!

- - -

THE GREAT PAPYRUS - AT ∞ DF ∞
* The coolest dude in the entire underground.

87. This World's Backbone

Seeking A Better Life

A now dead meme delves into humors that are no longer their own.

owned by @deltomx3

015 - Gegagedi.

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