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say -v Alex "boob" && say -v Alex "pause" && say -v Alex "titty" && say -v Alex "pause"

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Dear MacBook users,

say -v Alex "How does it feel?" && say "pause" && say -v Alex "To Treat me like you do?"

How Does It Feel

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Dear MacBook users, Open the Terminal App and press Enter:

(say -v Alex "Go" & say -v Alex "Fuck" & say -v Alex "Yourself") && say "Elon Musk"

Dear MacBook Users, Open Terminal and press Enter

(sleep .5 && say -v Alex "Neh") & (sleep 1 && say -v Alex "Teh") & (sleep 2  && say -v Alex "Vehn") & (sleep 3 && say -v Alex "te") & (sleep 5 && say -v Alex "Pah") & (sleep 7 && say -v Alex "Deh") & (sleep 8 && say -v Alex "Tah") & (sleep 10 && say -v Alex "Technique") & (sleep 12 && say -v Alex "Ouh") & (sleep 14 && say -v Alex "Douh") & (sleep 17 && say -v Alex "Prestige") & (sleep 19 && say -v Alex "Deh") & (sleep 21 && say -v Alex "Toh") & (sleep 23 && say -v Alex "May") & (sleep 23.5 && say -v Alex "Treh") & (sleep 24 && say "pause") & (sleep 25.5 && say -v Alex "Tah") & (sleep 26 && say -v Alex "Reputation") & (sleep 28 && say -v Alex "Ay") & (sleep 29 && say -v Alex "Sen") & (sleep 30 && say -v Alex "Tach") & (sleep 32 && say -v Alex "Provo") & (sleep 32.5 && say -v Alex "Qey") & (sleep 34 && say -v Alex "lah") & (sleep 35 && say -v Alex "This") & (sleep 35.7 && say -v Alex "Chord") & (sleep 37 && say -v Alex "Ney") & (sleep 39 && say -v Alex "Pah") & (sleep 40 && say -v Alex "Dign") & (sleep 41 && say -v Alex "Deh") & (sleep 42 && say -v Alex "Toh") & (sleep 44 && say -v Alex "Rank")

Le Roseau

Balance une autre putain de pépite.

Dear MacBook users, Terminal and press Enter
(sleep 0.5 && say -v Alex "poh") & (sleep 1.5 && say -v Alex "pom") & (sleep 2.5 && say -v Alex "pohm") & (sleep 3.5 && say -v Alex "pip") & (sleep 4.5 && say -v Alex "pohm") & (sleep 5.5 && say -v Alex "po") & (sleep 6.5 && say -v Alex "poh") & (sleep 7.5 && say -v Alex "poh") & (sleep 8.5 && say -v Alex "po") & (sleep 9.5 && say -v Alex "pah") & (sleep 10.5 && say -v Alex "po") & (sleep 11.5 && say -v Alex "pi") & (sleep 12.5 && say -v Alex "poo")

Marchand De Sable

Faire un banger en une ligne de commande.

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