Name: Episode 49: ATI - Surfboard Sex, Spongebob Tattoos, “Aluminium”, and How To Swear In Dutch by A Podcast To Save The World
Duration: 16 min 28 s
Description: Would you go 50 years into the future or the past? How do you end up masturbating upside down in a tree? What three animals would you choose to start a zoo? How many ducks are needed to censor Mayke? We find out in this episode of Ask The Internet!

Reading Rainbow Theme Song x 'Up' by Cardi B

Reading Rainbow x Up (DJ Hampster Dance Mix)

Officer Jeff Vu pulls Episode 30 over to answer all the questions you've always wanted to ask police officers. What's the worst accident you've ever seen? What happens with bad cops? Would defunding the police work? Can you explain George Floyd? What is the most accurate cop movie? And is there REALLY a ticket quota? [Time stamps below!]

(2:18) Can you get a ticket for going only 5mph over the speed limit?

(4:10) What's the fastest you've ever seen a civilian drive?

(7:49) Do you get to pick your partner?

(8:32) What weapons do you use for off-duty protection?

(8:57) What are your thoughts on mandatory bodycams?

(11:17) What is the worst thing you've ever seen?

(20:17) Negative impacts / Finding spirituality / Therapy

(25:05) Is the donut stereotype legit?

(27:20) What do police do to help public opinion?

(32:22) Do you really only get one phone call from jail?

(33:27) What is your stance on defunding the police?

(43:24) What is protocol when an officer kills someone?

(45:15) Have you ever been tempted to plant evidence?

(46:45) Emotional conflicts on the job

(50:14) Have you ever done a "Desk Pop"?

(52:39) How hard is it on your family when another cop dies?

(54:06) What percent of police are "bad apples"?

(56:44) Is paperwork really 90% of your job?

(57:33) The most frustrating part of your job?

(59:11) George Floyd

(1:04:25) Are there biases when giving a ticket?

(1:10:32) What is the most accurate police movie?

(1:12:12) How prevalent is racism in police culture?

(1:13:12) Do you believe people of color are treated equally?

(1:17:48) Is there a really quota?

(1:20:47) The most rewarding part of the job

(1:22:42) What advice would you give someone who wants to be a police officer?

Episode 30: What Do You Do? - Police Officer

Jeff takes aim at more questions from the internet, including "What would your theme song be?", "Top 3 gas station snacks", and some overtime talk about difficult partners on patrol. Included for free: Authentic background train sounds.

Episode 31: ATI - Prison Pockets, Anime Sex, and Fighting Tom Cruise

Ken, Greg, and Lindsey all return to discuss their surprises and disappointments from movies and TV shows they've watched over this past year - from serial killers to pigs to paranormal phones to pretty much everything, everywhere, all at once.

Episode 32: Everyone, Together Again, All At Once

Lindsey, Greg, and Ken discuss all the things they would do - and not do - if they won the $1.6 billion jackpot, including saving animals, killing people, and playing golf. And little Aaron clarifies, once and for all, the distinct differences in pastas. GET IT?

Episode 33 - What Would You Do With a Billion Dollars?

Our good friend Josh stops by as a special guest to help Greg, Lindsey, and Ken with Movie Trivia 20 Questions, as well as filling in as lead role in the Mad Libs scene. Will they be able to guess the movie in time? Or will they ruin their perfect record? Only Sir Reginald Dickenson III and his Socket Wrench of Narnia can save them.

Episode 34: A Wild Kor Appears!

Oasis 'Wonderwall' & Savage 'Swing' - Full Version from TikTok

Oasis 'Wonderwall' & Savage 'Swing' (DJ Hampster Dance)

Friend of 20 years Stephanie stops by to talk about life in the Human Resource department, and everything that goes on behind the scenes. Think it's boring? Think again. Drunk and creepy co-workers? Check. Tryant ex-bosses? Check. Sex videos accidentally being sent out to the entire company? Check! And check the carpets. Tune in for a special, tea-spilling episode!

Episode 39: What Do You Do? - Senior Director of Human Resources

DuckTales Theme x Tipsy (DJ Hampster Dance)

Mayke sits down to chat about the differences between America and the Netherlands from her unique perspective on the other side of the planet. From healthcare, gun culture, and immigration policy, all the way to how to correctly pronounce "Gouda" and "Aluminum", we  bridge the gap and save the world... with the help of Gary.

Episode 48: What Do You Do? - Living In The Netherlands

Would you go 50 years into the future or the past? How do you end up masturbating upside down in a tree? What three animals would you choose to start a zoo? How many ducks are needed to censor Mayke? We find out in this episode of Ask The Internet!

Episode 49: ATI - Surfboard Sex, Spongebob Tattoos, “Aluminium”, and How To Swear In Dutch

Inconsequential prattling on consequential things.

Episode 49: ATI - Surfboard Sex, Spongebob Tattoos, “Aluminium”, and How To Swear In Dutch

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