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Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

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Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18515928

Thumbnail created by: MidgeChamp
Mixed by Dustin
Beat Produced By: Everyday Grime UK

King Mewtwo:
Yo, Leo, let’s see who’s the better Brit shall we?

MidgeChamp:
Yeah Sure, I'm all out of tea now anyway
Hey, do we need to make up a stretched out intro for the start or?

King Mewtwo:
Nah, that’s stupid. What kind of incel would do that for their intro?

MidgeChamp:
You’re right, alright, let’s just fucking do this

King Mewtwo 
Screwed Dani’s entire crew over, got sent packing accordingly
Yet somehow it only took the lamest apology to get you back into the community?
My battles outshine yours, that’s something I want to make perfectly clear
I mean Crumpet vs Scone? You must REALLY be out of ideas...
It’s no secret you like to argue, always prepped with comebacks good or bad
Honestly, with how much you like drama, you’re pretty much just the male Avav
Thinking you’re a funny man, but joking in vent makes nobody snicker
Seriously speaking, your humour’s more shite than your portrayal of Jack the Ripper
Now you see where snitching gets you, if you hadn’t betrayed us, it wouldn’t have come to this
Just stay Silent; hell, even he’s more tolerable and less of a disgrace to every single Brit
You’ll regret cancelling that diss track, for today’s the end of you; so
It’s high time you hide away, like all your YouTube videos

MidgeChamp: 
Smashing Foopz’s autistic body double? Heh, don’t mind if i do
It takes him to turn down a role for people to actually start casting you
Go throw another tantrum, this ain’t something you can cover
Leave you beaten in this battle, dropping the hard R, the writer 
Fantasising Hitler in your battles, and i’m the one they call a fascist?
I’ll hang a fat shit off the black list and then scrub his name off my ‘smash list’
You can’t match this, you’re a hack-trick, you, Kam and Kris will be my hatrick
I could diss myself better. Cus the petty crap you dug up is just like your DBZ series, ancient
My ripper was entertaining, your unpassable monotone roles are a bore
Don’t know how to write, so you regurgitate points I’ve heard 10x from Multi before
Yes I came crashing back into this community so call this my second comeback
Against Legion’s petty bitch, I’ll walk over him  like my doormat

King Mewtwo: 
As expected, your writing’s as bland as ever, and your mouth’s filthy! But I suppose it’s
What happens when most of the time, your mouth’s filled with Kuba’s little sausage
Multi was right about you all along, you’re a plain annoyance, without a doubt
Seems it’s not the first time you’ve been clueless as fuck after being called out

MidgeChamp: 
Kuba and Multi weren’t even half of the piss-stains that you turned out to be
I DM you fucking once and you’re like “LeO kEePs hArAsSinG Me”
So you went on to battle me, faced the reality, that your toxic rants cannot get through to me
So your role in this battle will be overlooked like your existence within the community

Jade:
Man, I wanted to fight against Fel, not these dollar store wannabes
But I’ll still destroy you both like-


King Mewtwo:
Um, actually, this was just planned to be a 1v1…

Jade:
WHAT?! How dare you!

King Mewtwo:
Right, first off, I am in no way saying I’m the community’s best Brit-

MidgeChamp:
Come now my fellow Brits, can we not solve this quarrel over a cup of Tea?

*Oliver and Jade begin to have a heated argument, much to Leo’s annoyance*

MidgeChamp:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNCIVILISED NONCES

King Mewtwo:
Oh sorry

King Mewtwo vs. MidgeChamp

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Dustin

Dustin as Sableye
Alex the Beast as Incineroar

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Sableye
VS
Incineroar
BEGIN!

Incineroar:
Born a kitten named Litten, a runt of the litter
Now bearing a track record unmatched and muscles even bigger!
And you want to dual another dual-type? Don’t seem that smart
I keep the landscape dark! And I keep the track feeling hot!
To this master trickster, I say hats off
For tricking everyone hearing this this be an even match up
You’re joshing me, really, quite a Giga Punch to the gut
Don’t need to Throw Flames, I could punt this rat with just one touch
In Mystery Dungeon, you weren’t as enigmatic as you seem
A creep groveling at the feet of Dusknoir as a crony
While I battle by the side of Ash himself and Professors
You’re seen as the resident scumbag yet still believe you’re better?

Sableye:
You no take crystals! Oh wait! It’s just a pussy cat who has
Too much of an oafish quality to be able to do that
Sableye has an able Keen eye on the prize
When I throw some Night Shade, say goodbye to your little light
I munch on beats like the gems that I find
Lurking in the shadows, there, do I hide
Observing with a silent gaze before I leap out onto prey
No matter how long that it takes, I’m not opposed to Foul Play

Incineroar:
Hah, your swipes have no fury as you fumble, tryna Shadow Sneak
Perhaps you’re chewing on a different sort of crystal than you think
I’ll curbstomp your Ultimate if you want to try and prove it
I am the definition of an absolute unit
Big deal!
I’ll have you at my heel!
You’re all bark and no bite; if looks could kill
Hear the Astonished cries of the crowd ring loud
How quaint it is to fight Gengar after he lost a few pounds!

Sableye:
Ooo! I Detect bullshit!
Turns out you’re all Mean Looks! Didn’t know it was included in your moveset!
Such a Surprise this brute’s lasted as long as he has
Could slice a jugular out after tapping one of your kneecaps
The line about my Ultimate? Truly, you’re on fire man
That is, of course...unless you’ve seen Iron Man
My eyes aren’t all that shine bright, I’m an all-star
The Gemstone of any team I’m part of! Make enemies fall hard

*𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Sableye:
Heheheh....hehehehehhh

Sableye:
*Laughing*

Sableye:
Come now...peer into my eyes, my able-bodied foe
It is the road that you’ve chosen and I might just claim your soul
Be alarmed, these claws are sharpened and violent
Entered my cave tough, but now the roars shall turn into silence.. 
*𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮*

Sableye vs. Incineroar // Alex's Rap Battles #1

These two were chosen to wield these blades and now they use them to face each other. Shulk, the main hero of Xenoblade Chronicles, and Sora, the main hero of Kingdom Hearts. Which is the chosen one of this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Shulk:
It’s Shulk’s time since your game is one I don’t care for
With the stupid complex story and a weak and cheesy moral
“Light can overcome the darkness” god you make me wanna barf
The only key that you don’t have is the one to Kairi’s heart
Disney and Final Fantasy? Who thought of this crossover?
Your franchise is overrated and nothing but mediocre
I had a vision, no surprise, you’re not winning this
Ask me about my chances and I’ll say I’m really feeling it!

Sora:
I’ll make this Simple and Clean, I feel like you’re just jealous
How come you can see things coming yet still fail to prevent it?
There’s no Monado Art that’s able to match my might
And apparently it wasn’t enough to save Fiora’s life
You diss about my franchise but for you, I’ll really mention
That yours is getting fanservice way more than Fire Emblem
You boast about your blade’s power but really, I’m not amazed
And you’re taking all the credit stealing Reyn’s catchphrase

Shulk:
By your third game, you’re grown up but still act like a kid
I’ll be sure to call you up whenever I need a locksmith
Your endless hours of gameplay was already enough
Why would people want to waste time playing your spin offs?
You’re a Nobody and you really have nothing on this
And your verses were more boring than the storyline with Roxas
I’ll call Dunban, Riki, all my crew in for a Chain Attack
You think Donald and Goofy are enough to fight back?

Sora:
I know they’ll be because my friends will always be beside me
Your bars had no soul, join Organization XIII
For five years, your game’s been dead cause no one gave a crap
Get the real vision Shulk, you’re just famous cause of Smash
I took down Hades twice and gone toe to toe with Hercules
You wouldn’t be alive right now due to your greatest enemy
My heart’s still alive and beating while your heart is growing weak
You still think you have me beat? To that I say….

Donald Duck:
Ah! Phooey!

Shulk:
You seem more stupid than anyone that’s a fan of ya
You lost all dignity when you’re dancing in Atlantica
Your feats aren’t that great, you don’t know what you’re dealing with
I mean one of your boss fights is an invisible chameleon
You’re fighting Heartless while I’m fighting giant robots
And the backstory with Xehanort is confusing as fuck
And if you really think I’ll be beat by the likes of you
Then your ego must must be bigger than the size of your shoes

Sora:
All of Shulk’s rhymes are sucking and after, Shulk will be sulking 
All cause Shulk is just salty he has a fanbase of nothing
Yes my games do take hours, that means more fun to be played
You just downgrade to a cameo in the expansion of the second game
Bring your Chain Attack with your crew to gang up on me
I’ll go into my Drive Form as I lay waste to your colony
This blade was given to me as part of my destiny
Unlocking all the answers and I guess you’d say I got the key

CAST:
TunnelBerg as Shulk
HyperJacob96 as Sora and Donald Duck (cameo)

Beat Produced by Audio Network

Shulk Vs Sora - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

idk

CJ as Keyboard
Dusty as Mouse

Written by CJ
Mixed by Dusty
Prod. 2Deep

Keyboard:
I’ll ctrl alt delete to freeze a nerd in the worst way
Cuz tell me, who’s the one typing these lines in the first place
I got this on lock and I’m boutta pop some caps
You may call yourself a mouse, but all I see is a rat

Mouse:
So you're not a piano, but you still think you play hard
Yo my chances of winning are wider than your space bar
Ain’t my type? No shit. You and I just don’t click
Imma leave ya broken. Hope you got my point, kid

Keyboard vs Mouse | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

Oh hey, its been a while.

lyrics and credits here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XjXUcW9TIoGXhuAYPdYq5wbDU6szXP_hqtoZX2M8LYA/edit

Thomas Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg- Epic Rap Battles of ??? S2

Beat By: Khronos Beats

Vocals, Mixing, Writing: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:

Verse (0:09)
Want to recover - just try real quick
You’ll catch a face full of iron diving off that cliff
Stacked like a chest, check who you’re fightin gainst
No contesting with the best, it’s the diamond pick

Went from excavating rocks, to taking stocks
Now I’m that fighter and a miner, bout to break some blocks
So wait and watch, I’ll take you on a minecart ride
For those close to me - we call that ride and dies

Ooh, so sad, I’m calling it game match
Watch those flames catch you on the ledge of the stage that
Gotta be tilting, my directional attacks
Too bad you can’t @ me cause twitters hoes mad

Mojang came to smash asking for a pass - great!
Build a house on you fighters - that's an asstate
This inevitable rep has been what every gamers waiting for
This rosters’ been so brain dead they’re gameplay could break a door

So shape up or, I’ll shake your core, 1000 IQ
You couldn’t beat me in your dreams if you wanted to
You’re pushing on my pressure plates, soon you’ll light the fuse
This ain’t PvP its TNT, about to go kaboom

So shields up, that’s we call some defense
I’m hooking you up, now pistons follow the fence
And if I lack the materials to finish my plan
I’ll reel you in again, and you’ll start catching these hands

With that down throw, forward air, combos I craft
You’re racking up percents, just wait til I give  you the axe
Light you up with an Elytra, cause I know how fire works
I'll dig your grave, and start building up higher dirt

Chorus:

What do you fight for, do you survive for?
What are you willing to pay the ultimate price for?
Now they invite more, I took it by force
Yeah this was your game, but now it's my world

Super Smash Bros. - Minecraft Steve Rap! [Prod. Khronos Beats]

Goten:
(uh…)
Hey there mister....the name’s Goten, you seem pretty nice
But I’ve been told I gotta beat you up, so come on: let’s fight!
Got an Energy Blast Volley full of insults, ready to diss
I’d throw some rocks, but all I need to beat you is a matchstick
Don’t have to fuse to leave this frosty robot defunctionalized
I mean come on, at least the “Han” I’ve got is still alive
Charging at you with full power, send you back to the arcade
You were never meant to be the star, and that’s the way it should’ve stayed (ha!) 

Sub-Zero:
Though I call him childish, compared to Cage you’ve somehow less maturity 
I’m used to fighting Klones of myself, so this won’t be hard for me
The Lin Kuei Grandmaster don’t deserve something so mild
I didn’t get resurrected just to do kombat against a child
Your father has no time to love you, too busy training your boring brother
You’ve more potential than him yet you’re nowhere near as tougher
For when it actually comes to fighting, you can’t even make a dent
Your adult self proves that even Frost has more commitment

Goten:
I’m getting kind of bored, so I’ll end this now; long and behold
Time to show you a trick I learned when I was only seven years old!
(*turns into a Super Saiyan*)
Ta-daa! Mess with the best Son and you won’t get far
Your rhymes are like Mythologies: subpar! End this with a Super Kamekameha!
What’s with you and Scorpion? Is he your rival, or your friend?
More phony than Hercule; you’re not even of full Chinese descent
Baldy here’s becoming ancient, I’m still living young and free
Not the first time you’ve been ended by a kind and caring guy like me

Sub-Zero:
You have the might of a warrior, yet you lack composure
The freezing cold will bring your Trunks-influenced antics to a closure
You hide behind enhancements like they’re your mother’s leg
So no wonder you didn’t transform into a good rapper instead
There’s no hope for this brat, can’t even reach Super Saiyan 2
As if looking up to some idiotic hero wasn’t enough proof
I’d make you my student, but you need more subtlety
Because Mask-ing as someone else was the only time you were Mighty

@fightmarker as Goten
@simplyrazzy as Sub Zero
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by WalkAwesomeMovies
Chiseled by WalkAwesomeMovies
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by @dannyplaysgames-422800890

Son Goten vs Sub Zero. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dDHb8XBy9p8qf_XCdJFUh5uDGSnPNmrAWGlQ2BmtZ_E/edit
FyxFyn as Piranha Plant
Commander Jacob as Appletun
Written by MetaMachine and B O R K
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint to next battle: "Self-Reflections" (ft. garbageGothic and Stark Media)

Piranha Plant vs. Appletun

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

Son Goten vs Sub Zero. Anything vs Dragon Ball

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