The Luckiest Cover

Come see my one man show on Janurary 19th at 3PM at the Chicago Sketchfest. This is the first and possibly only show jingle.

This Song Isnt In The Show

Matt and Chris spend a night on the same continent.

Falling Slowly

A song for The Verse: An Improvised Firefly Story

In The Black Final

A response to the classic 80s hit "Alone" by Heart. Co-written by Larissa Zageris

A Bro's Response to Alone

A song inspired by two people I just met and their first hook up.

It's Prime Getting On It Time

First heard whilst watching My Girl 2, soothed by it when Nat King Cole sings it, recently found out that Charlie Chaplin wrote it. 

Smile (Cover)

The first solo I ever sang on a stage. Recorded and shared at the request of one of my favorite teacher's and basketball coaches, Mr. Andy Walker. 

Those Magic Changes

Kind of been obsessed with this song lately, so wanted to try singing and playing it. I tried. Image by Larissa Zageris, so it's not just my mug with a cat and a dog on my shoulder. 

It All Fades Away

This is the Story Zjine Badpizza

Zjine Badpizza was a bad mother fucker
His mama was a hooker and his daddy was a trucker
He never knew his pa and mama let him go 
She said, the world is a rough place, that’s the only thing I know

She left him in a bar when he was only two
His bottle filled with whiskey and diapies filled with poo
He didn’t have a name,  He didn’t have a chance
But that bad mother fucker really loved to dance

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I’m really glad to meetcha
Do you want to learn to dance I’ll teacha
Don’t  you dare fuck with me I’ll beatcha
I’m Zeen….Bad Pizza

So when a drunkard named Jim put a quarter in the juke
Zjine’s feet started moving on a floor soaked in puke
The drinkers stared in an awe at the tiny dancing boy
And Vlad the Czech bouncer screamed out in Czechy joy

“That is the best dancing boy I have ever zeen”
While the little boy danced atop the pinball machine
And hence he was named in that little dive bar
By a round immigrant with a lisp and a scar

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When he was eight years old, a feller started pawing
At a woman at the bar and then they started jawing
So Zeen tapped on over, and kneed him in the nuts
Said, keep your thoughts to yourself and your hands off the butts

But the man didn’t like it and threw a wild swing 
Zjine plie'd away, and said, you done a stupid thing
He dance fought him senseless, our heroic little prince
And he felts so good about it, he’s been fighting ever since

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One night he’d been dancing for three hours straight
When a pretty little thing asked if he had ate.
By now he was older and a horny little guy
He said, no little lady I’m so hungry I could die.

So she order him a pizza, and they shared it slice by slice
And Zjine never thought he’d met a woman so nice
But little did he know, that Pizza  headed south.
And when they started kissing he puked right in her mouth

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