Book Four: In The Desert

On this bonus episode, David is joined by the Keith Thomas, Dave Davis, and Malky Goldman, the writer/director and two stars of the new Jewish horror movie, "The Vigil." They talk about Judaism and film-making before reading some pretty goofy passages about demons in the Talmud.

Talkin' 'Bout Demons

Rabbi Sam Reinstein joins David Tuchman to read the last bit of the Torah, discuss Seinfeld, and talk about Rabbi Reinstein's new Haggadah.

61: This is the Blessing

OMGWTFBIBLE is a brand-new, very loose translation of the entire Old Testament. Listen to Genesis (aka "In the Beginning") as it is released here.

Episode 5: Chapter 5

Episode 4: Chapter 4

Episode 8: Chapter 8

Episode 9: Chapters 9-12

Episode 1: Chapter 1

Episode 3: Chapter 3

Episode 2: Chapter 2

Episode 7: Chapter 7

Episode 10: Chapters 13-17

Episode 12: Chapters 20-22

Episode 6: Chapter 6

Episode 13: Chapters 23-24

Episode 14: Chapters 25-26

Episode 15: Chapters 27-28

Episode 18: Chapters 39-41

Episode 16: Chapters 29-34

Episode 17: Chapters 35-38

In which Yoseph talks to a lot of guys about their dreams

Episode 19: Chapters 42-44

In which Yoseph digs even deeper into his scam

Episode 20: Chapters 45-48

In which we are reminded how many freaking kids Yisrael has

Guest: Mordechai Levovitz

Episode 23.1: Intro and Chapter 1

In which Moshe follows God's wishes and it blows up in his face.

Guest: Mordechai Levovitz

Episode 23.4: Chapters 11-12

In which we get knee-deep in plagues

Guest: Y-Love

Episode 24.3: Chapters 18-21

In which there is much destruction

Guest: Y-Love

Episode 24.4: Chapters 22-23

In which there are many insects

Guest: Rishe Groner

Episode 25.1: Chapter 24

In which the very first, very bloody Passover happens

Guest: Rishe Groner

Episode 25.3: Chapters 28-29

In which the Hebrews finally leave

Guest: Rishe Groner

Episode 25.4: Chapters 30-31

In which God uses his water powers

Guest: Michael Schreiber

Episode 26.2: Chapters 34-36

In which God slows things down a lot

Guest: Rabbi Leah Jordan

Episode 27.2: Chapters 44-46

In which God continues to describe a tent

Guest: Mark Leuchter

Episode 29.2: Chapters 72-75

And we're back! Season 4 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy is here and IT IS A DOOZY! This episode has been stuck in the vault for over a year but now it can be RELEASED!  Guest Sandy Fox reads about: Desert jobs! Who gets to carry which flag! How many people there are! Check out Sandy's podcast&nbsp;VAYBERTAYTSH&nbsp;while you wait for more OMGWTFBIBLE. Follow OMGWTFBIBLE on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.&nbsp;Also, REVIEW THE SHOW!

42: In the Desert

We're getting into it REAL fast in Season 4 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible.  This time around, Guest Ariana Katz reads about: Some remaining jobs, Extremely bad relationship advice! What to do if you hate shaving and grapes! Check out Ariana's podcast&nbsp;Kaddish while you wait for more OMGWTFBIBLE. Follow OMGWTFBIBLE on&nbsp;Twitter,&nbsp;Facebook, and&nbsp;Instagram.&nbsp;Also, REVIEW THE SHOW!

43: Head Count

Ain't no party like a comedy Bible party because a comedy Bible party is WEEKLY! In Episode 3 of the season, David Tuchman is once again joined by a guest as they read from his extra-funny new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible. This week's guest, Ilana Strauss, reads about: God's anger! Meat! More meat! Check out Ilana on Twitter&nbsp;and read the things she's written! As always, follow OMGWTFBIBLE on&nbsp;Twitter,&nbsp;Facebook, and&nbsp;Instagram.&nbsp;Also, REVIEW THE SHOW!

44: When He Lights

More OMGWTFBIBLE? Already? It's too much! Ever wonder exactly&nbsp;why those silly Hebrew spent 40 years in the desert? Find out in Episode 4, read by person of note Brian Levinson! Want more? Check out Brian on Twitter! As always, follow OMGWTFBIBLE on&nbsp;Twitter,&nbsp;Facebook, and&nbsp;Instagram.&nbsp;Also, REVIEW THE SHOW!

45: Send Out

What is the secret origin of podcast host David Tuchman? How did he come to create OMGWTFBIBLE, his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible?  Find out (maybe) as David has his father, Louis, on the podcast to read Korach, David's bar mitzvah portion! It's gonna get (a little) emotional!  As always, follow OMGWTFBIBLE on&nbsp;Twitter,&nbsp;Facebook, and&nbsp;Instagram.&nbsp;Also, REVIEW THE SHOW!

46: Korach

Woah! 50 episodes! This time around, David Tuchman is joined by Simon Chetrit to read his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. Some things the two discuss: Howard Beale, how to divide booty (both meanings of the word), and a whole bunch of negotiating. Check Simon out on Instagram.

50: Tribes

David is rejoined by Steve DeSiena to talk about monotheism, the ten "things," and the importance of bringing back live comedy.

53: I Pleaded

Arielle Angel, editor of Jewish Currents, joins David to talk about some very old Israeli propaganda, just how terrible the Israelites were, and some magazine history.

54: Reward

A guest joins David Tuchman as they talk about worshipping other Gods, which animals are tasty, and BLOOD.

55: Now See Here!

Abby Stein joins David Tuchman as they dive deep into archeology, discuss the honesty of judges, and try to find some guidance in this thing. Want more? Follow OMGWTFBIBLE on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

56: Judges

David Tuchman is joined by Ben Siegel as they discuss the effects of religion on society, some pretty not-great Biblical rules, and what to do when you gotta go. Want more? Follow OMGWTFBIBLE on&nbsp;,&nbsp;, and&nbsp;.

57: When You Go Out

This time around, Dvora Meyers sits in with David Tuchman to talk about gymnastics, some nice ideas about charity, and one of the most harrowing Torah portions there is.

58: When You Arrive

Noah from Old Jewish Men stops by (via video chat) to read a couple of portions with David Tuchman as they discuss the Old Jewish Men lifestyle, where the Torah is, and the big twist ending to all of this.

59: You Are All Standing & Moshe Went

Artist Sara Erenthal joins David Tuchman to read one of the worst songs ever written, discuss art, and talk about trying to find beauty in ugliness.

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