Little By Little Lizards

Ruthless Next To Me

But Only In My Imagination

Sitting in the McDonald's Parking Lot
Just trying to find a place that I can calm my thoughts	
I get out my car and there he is
White pale tall and he has no friends 
He pulls out a knife and a piece of paper
He says write down your last endevaours
I said Mr. I just don’t have time
Time
But then he said if you have a minute
I’d like to tell you about Jesus 
Christ and his friends the jewish people
If you have any time
Time
I said I just don’t have no time
Time
Just like this song I say goodbye 
goodbye

Fuck this shit we’ll free style it
Me and Shepard are getting lit (lit)
We’re getting drunk and we’re crashing cars
We’re doing all kinds of crazy shit
This is our song about Being Lit
Midlife Crisis
Coronavirus
Drives us to a madness
Worldwide lockdowns
It’s getting worse now
Fucking Abbot
He’s supposed to be a governor
Of our state the Texas
Arkantexas
These fucking taxes
They’re getting too high
Makes me wanna cry

Hey Cole how are you?
This song is a love letter to you too
This song will be on youtube
Along with our other shitty shit shit shit shit
Well anyways parking lot
He says motherfucker close your eyes
BANG 
I just got shot

Schizophrenic in a McDonalds Parking Lot / The Song About Being Lit

We Are Pirates
{Intro}
Ay, this is a song about pirates
Yeah, yarr!
Uh yeah
Ready Hunter? Yeah Blake

{Chorus}
We are pirates, yarr yarr 
We are pirates, right blake?
Yeah hunter
We are pirates, yarr, yarr
We are pirates, yarr yarr yarr yarr yarg!
We are pirates, yarr yarr 

{Dual Verse}
Shep: MP4s, MP3s
Gar: Pornos of celebrities
Shep: All that crazy shit
Gar: We get it all for free (Yarr)
Shep: We are the Pirates of the Music Industry (Yarr)
Gar:We don’t pay for shit
Shep:We get it digitally Yarr
Gar: Don’t look at me
Shep:Don’t got no sympathy, bitch
Gar: We even stole this stupid beat
Shep: From stevebeats.org
Gar: I’m a fucking a cheat! Though
Shep: But I’m not into feet, though!
Gar: Quentin Tarantino
Shep: Stole movies from him though
Gar: I’m not coming down
Shep: I’m going ham on this fucking piece of shit beat
Gar: Til the mp3’s complete
Shep:And it’ll be on repeat
Gar: While you beat your meat
Shep: In the backseat of your 2002 bentley

{Chorus}
We are pirates, yarr yarr
We are pirates, right blake?
Yeah hunter
We are pirates, yarr, yarr
We are pirates, yarr yarr yarr yarr yarg!




Take it Blake
{Blake’s Verse}
We do pirate shit
And get away with it
And If you pay for shit
Then youre a fuckin CHUMP, bitch
Pirate shit, 
We do pirate shit
I do admit
We do pirate shit
And if you didn’t know
Here’s a fucking tidbit
All this shit is counterfeit
FBI’s throwing fits
I don’t give a shit though
I’m a fucking cheato
Ready to be bit
I’m not afraid to die bitch
Hunter: Wait what? I’m not ready to die
Blake: No no I’m just trying to be like- cool for the people listening you know
Hunter: oh, oh okay

 {Chorus}
We are pirates, yarr yarr
We are pirates, right blake?
Yeah hunter
We are pirates, yarr, yarr
We are pirates, yarr yarr yarr yarr yarg!

Take it Hunter
Ok

{Hunter Verse}
Pirate shit,
I will not commit
Into fucking prison
 I’m not going in
So come and listen
To the man with facts and
Bust your fucking zit in
Then I’ll do a transmit
From that shit to mp3 bits
Don’t need to pirate it
It’s free of charge bitch
Hit ya like Mike Schmidt
Hits that fucking baseball
For a home run hit! Bitch! 
Pirate shit!
Pirate shit!

Shazam? Hell yeah
Pirate shit!
American Psycho? Uncut!
Hell yeah!
Hey hey pirate bay!
Hey hey pirate bay!
Hey hey pirate bay!



Call from Studio:
Hey uh guys
Yeah?
Um the label just told me sales are tanking on this new EP
What? What are you talking about? Our music is life changing?
Yeah yeah it is but like, like people are just pirating all of the songs so we’re not actually making any money off of it, because people arent buying it just pirating it
What the fuck? Dude pirates fuck suck?
Yeah it’s pretty shitty I don’t even think you’ll have enough money for another ep- I - I don’t even think we have enough money finish this song
What? Fuck my apartment, oh my god the Rent. Blake can you bail a brother out? No fuck no I cannot even- Oh f-
Wait, Blake? Blake i can’t hear you
Sorry bro we just took his mic, we’re selling it
What? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE BEAT?
Sorry dude we had to sell the beat to the song
Fuck it we’ll pirate it
Yuh -beat comes back-
 Yuh Yuh
Pirates fucking suck, Pirates fucking suck, yuh yuh Who- the fuck is that? It’s just- he's taking the drums 
he’ll be out of your hair in a second
Fuck it we can still use our hands
Hunter and Blake! Hunter and Blake! Hunter and Bla-

WE ARE PIRATES!

The first chapter in the One Night Out Chronicles saga.