neds declassified school shooter survival guide

Get out of bed and start my day
Even though it all slips away
I get stuck in a trance
I need to put on some pants

Eat, sleep and chew some food
No time to even tie my shoes
I need to pay my dues
I gotta lose my blues

Pray to God to forgive my sins
Don't wanna lose before I begin
I love my family
I want them to live happily

Heart-Shaped Meatloaf

Christian moms in the nineties warned us about this
But we didn't listen, no we didn't listen

Kids see shit online that they wouldn't have seen on the television
And it's all thanks to a lack of parental supervision
They're addicted to video games, staring at the computer
And they listen to violent music by an Asian guy named Shooter

Kids are practicing witchcraft, and they worship Satan
They're doing crazy drugs and living in sin
Fashion is fucked up in every way
And all of them are fucking gay

Christian Moms In The 90s (Warned Us About This)

Chadpilled @chad-pilled cover
Written by Cameron Phlodge

I'm in the back of a truck now
And I don't give a fuck now
And I just shot a buck down
I ain't looking for your love now

It's hunting season come on now everyone
It's hunting season come on let's have some fun
It's hunting season come on now grab a gun
It's hunting season I ain't looking for your love
Your love

In the back of a truck now
And I just wanna know how
You spread all your love around and round
Our little old hometown

It's hunting season come on now everyone
It's hunting season come on let's have some fun
It's hunting season come on now grab a gun
It's hunting season I ain't looking for your love
Your love

Hunting Season

Virgin Lovesongs

Dark Cloud

a fog rolls over the scrap yard
light rain falls over the scrap yard
the droplets trickle down my face

It's lonesome here at the scrap yard
no one comes down to the scrapyard
and if they do they never stay

I'm in a sun-burnt Camaro
eaten alive as the grass grows
watching the colors slowly fade

what once was new now is rotten
like it I will be forgotten
we've played our part now we decay

so let me rust away
beneath the skies of grey
pretending I'm ok

spend my whole life in the scrap yard
don't know no life but the scrap yard
this aint a game you wanna play

I will set fire to the scrap yard
I will burn down with the scrap yard
so heed the warnings stay away

and let me immolate
within the fiery blaze
I'll finally be ok

Scrapyard

i came to balls balls balls balls 
i scratch the ball cause thats my plans plans plans plans
im scratching all my favorite balls balls balls balls
give me some space for both my balls balls balls balls
balls 
cause it rolls on and on and on
and it rolls on and on and on
i scratch my balls up in the air sometimes
saying "8ball mini clippp ya" 
i wanna celebrate and hit my balls
cause we gon' scratch this ball, we gon pool all night
we gon hit this ball like its pool tonight
cause i beat you once now i beat you twice
we gon hit this ball like its pool tonight

i came to balls balls balls balls
get out the way of me and my balls balls ballsd balls
im in the bar so im gonna pool pool pool pool
just what the dink i came here to pool pool pool pool
balls balls

cause it rolls on and on and on
and it rolls on and on and on

i scratch my balls up in the air sometimes
saying 8ball mini clip yaa
i wanna celebrate and hit my balls
saying 8ball mini clip ya
cause we gon' scratch this ball, we gon pool all night
we gon hit this ball like its pool tonight
cause i beat you once now i beat you twice
we gon hit this ball like its pool tonight 
im gonna scratch it alll
im gonna hit the 8ball inn
scratching all the balls
im gonna hit the 8ball innn
cause i i i ballieve it 
and i i i just want balls in
i just want the balls in 
im gonna scratch my balls in the air ba-balls in the aiirr
scratch your balls in the air air air air air air air air 
i scratch my balls up in the air sometimes
saying 8ball mini clip yaa
i wanna celebrate and hit my balls
saying 8ball mini clip ya
cause we gon' scratch this ball, we gon pool all night
we gon hit this ball like its pool tonight
cause i beat you once now i beat you twice
we gon hit this ball like its pool tonight

Pool Tonight (i came to balls balls balls balls)

Anime Thighs

Anime Thighs (feat. wonder)

i met the kankers after school
i turned out to be a fool
i thought it'd be fun you see
they didn't say they were diseased

the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids

i felt like shit the next day
saw the doc on friday
he gave me news that was bad
it turned out AIDS, is what i had

the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids

i got sick, real quick
all because, those three chicks
so please just stay away
because the kankers give you aids

the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids
the kanker sisters gave me aids

The Kanker Sisters Gave Me AIDS

ILOVEITWHENTHEYSHAREPOEMS

Cops Beating Down On Hippie Scum At The 1968 Democratic National Convention

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The Kanker Sisters Gave Me AIDS

One Man Army

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