Cucumber and Milk
I like reading biographies on the toilet
Especially about people who don’t really interest me
I save the books about people of a more interesting ilk
For when I’m reading in bed at night with a glass of milk
Reading in bed at night with a glass of milk
Sometimes a small plate of sliced cucumber
I’d like to eat some washed and salted celery
But the crunching noise keeps my wife awake so she won’t let me
Oh cucumber and books in bed
Feeding my mouth and feeding my head
Cucumber and milk while I read
But unfortunately there’s never any celery
Cucumber and books in bed
Feeding my mouth and feeding my head
Cucumber and milk while I read
But unfortunately never any celery
Take it away
Take it away
Oh God, take it away …


Cucumber And Milk

Standing Still

Spacefall Oddity

14 - Cyril

Danny's alphabet

Old Madonna

On The Coast

BEVERLIE ERM Rough Test by Mark Rathmell

BEVERLIE TEST 2 by Mark Rathmell

16 Belters (for mad Bob's DJ sesh)

Kim Jong-motorcycle courier

Ooboiz are:

Mark Rathmell 
Giles Hearn
John Shed
And Brian Coleman will always be an honorary member, though sadly he lives in a different time zone at present.