I made this song with GarageBand on my iPhone.

Iration? More like "irritation", am I right?

XXXTENTACION, Logic, and Ski Mask the Slump God all suck, and so do their shitty, dick riding fans. I've (clearly) never rapped before, but I was inspired to create this by the large influx of fans of said "artists" who harassed me on Twitter, trying to convince me they were good.

This song is for all the dick riding stans.

Lyrics:

[intro]
Yuh. Dildonuts, AKA FD&B, Fine Dining & Breathing
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Let's do this.

[verse 1]
Yoooo, it's me, FD&B.
Coming at you straight from the SMV.
I ain't got no money. I ain't got no job.
I'm just depressed, fat, lazy, and a fucking slob.

This is how I flex man, I stay honest.
I don't fuck with Ski Mask the Slump God or Logic.
I don't fuck with rappers as childish as Bop-It.
I don't fuck with X stans, they're dick riding.

Get the fuck out of my mentions, bitch.
Your music taste is shit, and your tweets are rich.
Go suck a dagger dick. Drink some fucking bleach.
Sit the fuck down and practice what I preach.

(Ay!) You weren't the first one to use this.
(Ay!) You weren't the first one to say that.
(Ay!) You little rookies are clueless.
(Ay!) You motherfuckers are way last

[bridge 1]:
ad-lib (x15)
shit-lib

{actual twitter conversation}
"I guess the fact that Ski Mask the Slump God has gone to jail makes his shitty music better, doesn't it?"

"Oh, $ki Ma$k!?!? Wait, I mean... define shitty, because he has a flow like Logic."

"Uhhh, Logic is probably worse, to be honest. I'm just being honest."

"What!? MY FEELINGS!"

[chorus]
XXXTENTACION sucks and all his fans are cucks.
Bitch, I don't give a fuck if he's been to jail
(x2)

[verse 2]

Damn, is it my turn to rap again? 
I thought someone else would be here, but... whatever, I'm going in, 'cause I just got so much more jokes to make about shitty rappers who have shitty flows and look like a velociraptor.

I listen to your music when I'm on the crapper in case I need something to wipe my ass with, or to induce laughter, which just might help the shit come out of my ass faster, so... yeah. Thanks for that!

I just have a lot of haters on twitter.
High school kids, nothing more than rodents and critters.
I normally would not address a child acting bitter,
but I'm doing my community service and cleaning litter.

My conscience is telling me to tell all of those yellin' me, sittin' cryin' and tellin' me that these rappers aren't anything.

I'm not expressing my opinion on that ass.
I'm speaking truth, preaching.
I'm steady spittin' facts, bitch.

[bridge 2]
baby please, you don't have to show your pussy to the crew (x8)

[chorus]
XXXTENTACION sucks and all his fans are cucks.
Bitch, I don't give a fuck if he's been to jail
(x2)

[verse 3]
So I guess I'll conclude this song by pointing out which rappers do it wrong like Logic, Slump God, XXXTENTACION, make me feel like sucking dick and buying a new thong. 

All you little stans are fucking annoying (x4)

[outro]
Alright, thanks for listening to my song.
I just wanted to use this opportunity to say that, you know, just because you SAY something is good, doesn't MAKE it good...
You're allowed to like whatever the fuck you like, like, who gives a shit, but... don't say something like "He's the best rapper ever BECAUSE he's MY FAVORITE!", that's fucking stupid. Just... don't do that, okay? Be yourself... Like what you like. If other people don't like it, that's fine, but don't fucking go out of your way to say "Nah, he's good. You just don't get it.", that's stupid. Just listen to the music, and enjoy it. Don't try to make others like, and don't try to convince people that it's good. It's not going to work out for you.

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