will wood - suburbia overture / greetings from mary bell township! / (vampire) culture / love me, normally ( slowed + pitched + vampire culture part only )

vampire culture

The original variant from Alamanc (2009), edited with the Spirit Phone transition.

Spirit Phone

Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder [Spirit Phone]

Will Wood - Greetings From Mary Bell Township

In lipstick on the mirror, are the lyrics to my obituary
In iambic pentameter, followed parameter, crossing my eyes, dot my T's.
I was delivered holding scissors, I live deliberately, I’m a quitter.
And a winner anyway, cause I never agreed to participate in this game.
Won't follow my dreams cause they all got me waking up screaming
I can’t let them go for me, after all there is no “I” in team.

And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya.
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be.
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally

If I could live in third person, well I don’t think life would be much worse than it is
In the current tense, presently, this sentence ending in question marks or dot dot dot…
Is it courageous or escapist to leave the quarantine when you’re contagious?
It may just be a cold, and besides I don’t wanna get old yeah
I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party
When the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave.

And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya.
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be.
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally

[Spoken]
Now this is the part of the song where I talk to my audience. I like to tell 'em there's something I want from you hep cats tonight. I want you to look to your left, look to your right, your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock, nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight. And I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities, those event horizons, those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight. And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel.

I want you to tell 'em that you love the way that they don't stick out like sore middle fingers. That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve, stick their flag in the peak, and slide their way back down. I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive, not malcontent, not malignant or maleficent, but rather that you love them exactly the way that everybody else is

I was nothing before so I couldn’t have asked to be born
I'll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then?
Is there nothing to fear? Cause shit's getting weird
So to God who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan.

And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need. No.
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya.
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be.
C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah.
C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah.
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally

Love, Me Normally - Hawthorne Theater, Portland, OR

YT: https://youtu.be/L5oz2HREkvA?si=j7neR9AklBuMFIr5
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/4fWlKn4XChUUW9026WqBPr?si=yHBCwVhJSmmPP19FlQe5Rw

Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world (Alastor Cover, No AI)

Outliars and Hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (Live Picnic at The Foul Rift) will wood

Action Movie Hero Boy (Remastered)

the normal album 2024 mix but with an alt album cover

8. Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave

I just made this cuz it’s very nice to sleep to and the fucking musescore was pmo (if ykyk)

Will Wood -  Well, better than the alternative  Piano version :3

Nowhere
Recorded March - September 2025

This is an instrumental project that I recorded entirely with a Yamaha FG850. Kind of ended up being an exercise in seeing what sorts of sonic landscapes I could fill out with a single acoustic guitar and a little post production.

Often

Unfolding Bells” is a gentle, uplifting ambient piece that shimmers with bright, crystalline bell tones. Light, resonant chimes unfold in repeating patterns, creating a sense of wonder, optimism, and quiet joy. The music feels weightless and open—like morning light drifting through a window or the first snowflakes of winter, giving the track a calm yet cheerful forward motion.
The mood is positive, spacious, innocent, and refreshing, making it ideal for scenes of discovery, peaceful transitions, uplifting montages, mindfulness content, or any moment that needs a soft glow of hope and clarity. The 3–4 minute duration supports both short edits and extended atmospheric use.

Will Wood - Well, better than the alternative Piano version :3

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