Once I touched down in London town it felt so good so dope
And I went shopping to Oxford Street and bought some fancy clothes
and I went online and I was shocked that porn wasn't even blocked
this is dope, oh this is dope

My friends in China say, "Come back to the country."
They say, "We won't let you go anywhere anymore."
But I don't give a fuck about it
I don't give a fuck coz I love London!

I can't feel my babyface when I'm in here
But I love it, but I love it, oh
I can't feel my babyface when I'm in here
But I love it, but I love it, oh

I don't feel that alienated coz there's China Town in Leicester Square
but to be honest I prefer English girls they've got bigger boobs I must say
and I don't care about Chinese food anymore I prefer takeaways
Yes I do (yes I do), yeah, I do

My friends in China say, "Come back to the country."
They say, "We won't let you go anywhere anymore."
But I don't give a fuck about it
I don't give a fuck coz I love London!

I can't feel my babyface when I'm in here
But I love it, but I love it, oh
I can't feel my babyface when I'm in here
But I love it, but I love it, oh

*I CANT FEEL MY BABY FACE* - THE WEEKND (CHINESE VERSION) PARODY

Stop spreading fake news
that Brexit is great
look at food prices going up
almost every day

It's looking so bad
could end up with no deal,
you say that Britain will be strong
you have been bewitched

I dont wanna wake up 
in the country
where theres no jobs
where theres no fish and chips
in fish and chips shop

Stop spreading fake news
that Brexit is cool
they need your money and your hands
man, you have been fooled

If I could only scrap it
I'd scrap it happily
but now it's too late
fake news are too big

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