It was a friday night, or maybe saturday, I can't remember. Two dudes hanging out at home, drinking whiskey and beer, sitting at the computer while the dark side of the earth that they are currently living in is getting colder and colder. Still pretty hot because it was an august night and the air was still freaking warm from the sun that once got in contact with it. But back to the story, two dudes having a blast and drinking some booze are chilling in this apartment, spending their time with whatever two drunk dudes are doing. After a few rap battle sessions, one of them suggested to write a song and become rapstars, and because the other one couldn't complain about the idea of drugs, bitches and other stuff, he agreed to become a rap star. They sat down, wrote their lyrical masterpiece and called it "Doorbells" because while in the writing process, they heard a door belling. It was god who gave them the talent of rapping and blessed them with divine spirit. 
FIN

Doorbell

Yeah i be doing this shit all day long,
you been sipping on your lipstick, all along
when we’re passing by the gas station, our song
came on the radio, just a fifth in the trunk

and the lights are shining bright just for us tonight
and I look into your eyes but you lost sight
and the waiter on the table s asking us if we might
put a stop to our fight and start sitting tight

and I’m breaking out of my feathers 
my boots are made of wild leather
I don’t know the time yet I
do not need a time setter

now I can remember
the day i met her
on a sweater weather day
climbing up my ladder

To Heaven….

Wild Leather

It was a nice and warm night 
in a forest in hawaii
I looked up to stars
and saw a bright light

It was a UFO and I knew it from the start
it flew down next to me hit the ground real hard
I was laughing for a moment but then they saw me
I was a little confused like I smoked some weed

a few seconds later they dragged me on to their ship
it was only then I realised: oh fucking shit
I just got abducted by some crazy aliens
and soon we started flying in a heavy gradient

one of them was talking to the others in the corner
none of them knew what to do with the strange foreigner
so they decided to take me to their home
damn I was terrified and felt left alone

but either way wanted to get some sleep till the morning
I was waking up cause of some douchebags silly mourning
we finally arrived and they dragged me to their king
on the way there a heard the crowd sing

he said, don’t worry your not the first one from your planet
we got a bunch locked up a mile away in hamlet
i prayed dear lord come save me from this nightmare
i didn’t do no wrong, man this just aint fair

and then I realised maybe this is just a dream
another possibility is that i turned into a fiend
i woke up in my bed and I was in real pain
looked outside my window but this planet looked kinda  strange


Oposit!