"Max Malarkey Support Group" is the self titled debut album of virtual musical collective Max Malarkey Support Group. The club meets three times a week (Monday, Thursday, Saturday), and consists of various members who have had horrific encounters with a mysterious horseman thoughtform or cryptid called Max Malarkey. The genres are Country, Folk, Rock, Hip-Hop, and MonsterCore.

Each song is an episode of a documentary series that features a support group member. The songs document the tales of encounters with Max Malarkey or give instruction on how to hide/break your connection to the strange entity. Max Malarkey seems to be a specter of misfortune and appears suddenly moments before disaster or ruined connections. Max Malarkey has a strange energy about him that warps probability fields causing highly improbable or extremely disasters events to take place. His purpose and origins are unknown but those who have managed to speak to him were stunned by how charming and entertaining he is. This is one of the true dangers of Max because his charisma can lure people despite his clearly absurd appearance and chaotic behavior. Victims usually don't recall the engaging conversations and report feeling "heard" and "free". He can attach himself to people who don't ignore his arrival or decide to engage with him. This link can last for years or an entire lifetime unless the proper measures are taken. 

On January 1, 2025 the (M.M.S.G) Max Malarkey Support Group was formed in order to document him and spread awareness. This gathering first formed on online paranormal and cryptid forums, now the members have began to meet in person. The ultimate goal of the support group is to find a way to take Max down, but many aren't sure that's even possible. Then again whose to say what's possible and what isn't? This whole thing could be a ruse if you think about it. Its fun to think about things. It's meaningful to ponder about meaning. What does meaning mean? Does anything really mean anything? Or is everything just...

Max Malarkey Support Group

Max malarkey Support Group - Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey (Billy Forsythe) Lyrics:

(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)

(Verse 1)
Oh no it's Max Malarkey, he's a specter of doom and never discreet 
If you spot him trolling down your street, immediately turn your back to avoid his powers of defeat 
Only misfortune does Max Malarkey bring
He was never born human like us, more of a thought form, idea or ghostly thing 
He loves to sow mischief and chaos through his paranormal energy
He has been observed for hundreds of years, a documented entity 
Don't speak to him or he will befriend you and if that happens you have my sympathy 
It's hard to break from him but there are a few discovered ways 
Put a rock in your left shoe, go for a walk and feel the absurdity 
Turn in place three times and begin humming
Shout a bad joke aloud and laugh so hard that it actually becomes funny
(Keep your back to him)
(The dogs have started barking)
(That's a visitation by Max Malarkey)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope (malarkey)
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)

(Verse 2)
I've been seeing Max around my friends and family for years now
He's awful and mysterious, maybe he feeds on uncertainty and fear?
His charm is unmatched and his wit is near that
He has a special aura about him that causes best laid plans to crack
I've seen the evidence of his discord and I'm always taken aback
Unlucky doesn't even begin to describe it to be exact
People suddenly act against their own best interests and negative probabilities go all out of wack
Max Malarkey you're a damn ghoul of black
You have a long horse-like face with a tail in back
Partially human and animal too with inhuman tracks
The wind at night calls his name (max, max, max)
He is a true enigma and a bad omen like rats
You think this is all Malarkey don't you? 
(Well watch your back)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)
He's an aberration in alluring clothes
(Now you know)

Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey - Billy Forsythe

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey (Ashley Forsythe) Lyrics:

(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)

(Verse 1)
Oh no it's Max Malarkey, he's a specter of doom and never discreet 
If you spot him trolling down your street, immediately turn your back to avoid his powers of defeat 
Only misfortune does Max Malarkey bring
He was never born human like us, more of a thought form, idea or ghostly thing 
He loves to sow mischief and chaos through his paranormal energy
He has been observed for hundreds of years, a documented entity 
Don't speak to him or he will befriend you and if that happens you have my sympathy 
It's hard to break from him but there are a few discovered ways 
Put a rock in your left shoe, go for a walk and feel the absurdity 
Turn in place three times and begin humming
Shout a bad joke aloud and laugh so hard that it actually becomes funny
(Keep your back to him)
(The dogs have started barking)
(That's a visitation by Max Malarkey)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope (malarkey)
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)

(Verse 2)
I've been seeing Max around my friends and family for years now
He's awful and mysterious, maybe he feeds on uncertainty and fear?
His charm is unmatched and his wit is near that
He has a special aura about him that causes best laid plans to crack
I've seen the evidence of his discord and I'm always taken aback
Unlucky doesn't even begin to describe it to be exact
People suddenly act against their own best interests and negative probabilities go all out of wack
Max Malarkey you're a damn ghoul of black
You have a long horse-like face with a tail in back
Partially human and animal too with inhuman tracks
The wind at night calls his name (max, max, max)
He is a true enigma and a bad omen like rats
You think this is all Malarkey don't you? 
(Well watch your back)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)
He's an aberration in alluring clothes
(Now you know)

Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey - Ashley Forsythe

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 2: The Birthday Bash (Kori Fisher) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 1)
Oh Horse man, Horse man, Horseman, I believe you pretend to be my friend
I've always been a believer in the unknown, so when I first encountered Max Malarkey at a birthday party, I had to know
He was extravagantly dressed to the 9s and wearing a pink fuzzy coat
Encircling his feet were black cats in rows and rows

(Verse2)
I took a look around the backyard bash and the others didn't seem taken back
His void colored eyes bore into my soul and I felt attacked
I had a queasy feeling and the breeze kicked up
I wanted to run but couldn't feel my knees (my needs)
Before I knew it I was compelled and headed towards the Horseman to speak
(Malarkey, Malarkey, max malarkey)

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 3)
Here I stood conversing with this shadow of a man (turn your back)
He stood at least 7 feet tall, his long limbs and equine appearance didn't unsettle me at all
The words he spoke in fact reveled me, I was speaking back to him and nodding heavily
He was listening to me, and I to him, What he was saying made so much sense (so much sense)
Black cats were mewing at my feet, their silly song was so weird and sweet 
Thunderheads rolled in the sky to meet me
There was a mighty clap and great collapse! The patio had come undone and cracked!

(Verse 4)
Many people were standing there and few were able to jump back, a woman and her son lost their lives there in the havoc
A dozen were injured and the music shifted to static
The party was disturbed with shouting and panic
I was barely aware of the hurricane winds growing manic
Chairs and tables went tumbling and dancing
Max Malarkey just stood there watching and humming
A spec of ball lightning was birthed from the clouds, it fizzled like lava and galloped down like a mouse
This spark of phantom flame set my dear friends house ablaze with a touch 
I was barely alive but I felt so much
Whatever could go wrong did go wrong and it was too much
(I saw too much)
(That's Malarkey's touch)
(Don't speak to him, turn your back to him)
(It's real, it's not Malarkey)

Episode 2: The Birthday Basher - Kori Fisher

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 2: The Birthday Bash - Kori Fisher Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 1)
Oh Horse man, Horse man, Horseman, I believe you pretend to be my friend
I've always been a believer in the unknown, so when I first encountered Max Malarkey at a birthday party, I had to know
He was extravagantly dressed to the 9s and wearing a pink fuzzy coat
Encircling his feet were black cats in rows and rows

(Verse2)
I took a look around the backyard bash and the others didn't seem taken back
His void colored eyes bore into my soul and I felt attacked
I had a queasy feeling and the breeze kicked up
I wanted to run but couldn't feel my knees (my needs)
Before I knew it I was compelled and headed towards the Horseman to speak
(Malarkey, Malarkey, Max malarkey)

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(In my boot)

(Verse 3)
Here I stood conversing with this shadow of a man (Turn your back)
He stood at least 7 feet tall, his long limbs and equine appearance didn't unsettle me at all
The words he spoke in fact reveled me, I was speaking back to him and nodding heavily
He was listening to me, and I to him, what he was saying made so much sense (there was so much suspense)
Black cats were mewing at my feet, their silly song was so weird and sweet 
Thunderheads rolled in the sky to meet me
There was a mighty clap and great collapse! The patio had come undone and cracked!

(Verse 4)
Many people were standing there and few were able to jump back, a woman and her son lost their lives there in the havoc
A dozen were injured and the music shifted to static
The party was disturbed with shouting and panic
I was barely aware of the hurricane winds growing manic
Chairs and tables went tumbling and dancing
Max Malarkey just stood there watching and humming
A spec of ball lightning was birthed from the clouds, it fizzled like lava and galloped down like a mouse
This spark of phantom flame set my dear friends house ablaze with a touch 
I was barely alive but I felt so much
Whatever could go wrong did go wrong and it was too much
(I saw too much)
(That's Malarkey's touch)
(Don't speak to him, turn your back to him)

Episode 2: The Birthday Basher - Kori Fisher (Hurricane Lark Version)

Episode: Hoof It! - Miles Claymore Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He strikes like a horse
Hooves so fleet, a stallion of havoc and torch
Friendships dashed, relationships crashed, discord sewed, a loss of cash 
Malarkey you're misfortune to the Max 
Turn three times in place and hum, make sure to always turn your back
He wears a pink fuzzy coat, eyes dark and wide like a bat's 
Go away Max Malarkey get back!
(I manage to send him away at times, but his black cats keep coming back)

(Verse 1)
Never been scared of much (lucky)
Now a days I'm frightened, paranoid, cold and bundled up 
Winter chill has me stuck, Max Malarkey wants me plucked 
When the sun goes to sleep, his midnight cats swarm and nudge me 
First these occurrences were interesting but after months my mind is coming undone (Hooves)
Hooves knock on my roof, his humanoid body must weigh a ton
My shoe is full of rocks but he and his feline minions haunt and don't stop
The quality of my life has fallen from the top
These words are but a drop, I'm spinning in place and humming until I fall and drop
Max Malarkey won't you please please stop
His empty eyes and stretched limbs have me keeping watch
Max Malarkey I wish I had never stopped, I wish I had never watched

(Chorus)
He strikes like a horse
Hooves so fleet, a stallion of havoc and torch
Friendships dashed, relationships crashed, discord sewed, a loss of cash 
Malarkey you're misfortune to the Max 
Turn three times in place and hum, make sure to always turn your back
He wears a pink fuzzy coat, eyes dark and wide like a bat's 
Go away Max Malarkey get back!
(I sent him away but his black cats keep coming back)
(But his black cats keep coming back)

(Verse 2 )
My wife and I have been fighting so much, the awful words we say have stuck
She's been saying she doesn't trust me anymore, our foundation is crumbling up
We broke apart a month ago and ever since tragedy has been bubbling up
Some days I feel hopeful to be finally free, on other days I know I'm fucked 
Nobody believes a word I say about Max, he's too absurd, so my friends and family have had enough 
The horse man is the only one who will talk to me and each time I'm shook
My bonds are falling apart along with my sanity and luck 
Max Malarkey you're bad bad stuff, your cats mew about and steal away my luck 
Why do you torment me? you broke my life and my love
(You sick fuzzy pink bug)
(I'm turning to dust)
(My relationships are rust)

Episode 3: Hoof It! - Miles Claymore

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-give-me-my-money-trend
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kryptonians
https://dexterslab.fandom.com/wiki/Dexter%27s_Laboratory_(TV_series)
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Goku

Preppy Gxd Steven - Money, Tech, Bitches Lyrics:

(Man I really feel like it's all an illusion, there are only really three things in life to care about bruh)
(Money, Tech, and getting bitches)

(Chorus)
Money, tech, bitches,
Cash, innovation and dames (Dames)
Currency, transformation, babes
Crypto, neural networks, hoes
If it ain’t money, tech, or bitches, then fucking “No”
(Nah bro)

(Verse 1)
Money, high tech care (Solar Panels!)
My craft will make you jealous glare
2 Many bitches on me, (On me)
Swear (swear)
Babes on my tech vessel,
Haters with no money, pockets scared
My jewels are One, goddamn fucking rare
(Damn!)
Only ever cared about 3 things,
You can find them here
Money, tech, and bitches just so we’re clear
(Flew her to space just to smash on her there)
(Huh yuh)

(Chorus)
Money, tech, bitches,
Cash, innovation and dames (Dames)
Currency, transformation, babes
Crypto, neural networks, hoes
If it ain’t money, tech, or bitches, then fucking “No”
(Nah bro)

(Verse 2)
Just, just, just, just, gimme my money
(Gimme my money)
Preppy God Steven, 
A bachelor draped in honeys
(Honeys, ayy)
My A.I has you outplayed dummy!
Research labs are on Dexter’s lab,
My tech state of da art
Alloy exo-suit on my body (On my body ugh)
Call me Preppy Stark!
Ayy, Bruh don’t even start,
My family grabbed the world and uhhh we left our mark,
My last name on a crest like I have a Kryptonian heart
(Super!)
Money, tech, and bitches I mean where do I even start
(Huh?)
(Money, tech, bitches, that’s all I care about, in that order)

(Built a satellite just to securely hold my crypto bitch!)
(Built different don’t even come close!)
(Kakarot is my Dad bruh, Broly my bodyguard!)
(Fuck!)

Money, Tech, Bitches (Big 3Some Version)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goth_subculture
https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/umbreon
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/simpcore
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/lover-loading-screens

TELNU - Good Goth <3 Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She's good, oh she's good she's goth (She's goth)
She's good, oh she's good she's goth (She's goth)
(Good goth)
Love to be spotted with her when the suns out or when it's dark
She can be edgy, her humor and clothes are dark
Love her aesthetic it's feminine and macabre, it's arch
She's bad to the bone, for good Goths my marrow sparks (sparks)
Listen Goth cutie I'm invested in our love story, so how do we start?
(How do we start)

(Verse 1)
Didn't have much but my will and a plan
Didn't come from money, I was broke back then and now more advanced
I went from rags to goth bitches, that's a grand slam
Used to hurt wishing for goth mommies, I was down bad
Used to subscribe to all their pages and pay for their Only Fans
Now I still do all the same shit but I'm flushed with rap bands (bands)
Got my money up just to have a Good Goth chance
Simping for these Umbreons openly, ain't no shame in that
They're each pretty, bold, and unique, she's a strange catch
Watch anime and play games with me, you're so good at that
Harvesting my love for you while we play Farmville
Romantic bliss forever, no rough patch
Romantic bliss forever no rough patch
I want to collect her and her good Goth girlies, like cabbage patch
Had to get this off my chest, just the facts
Good Goth! Damn babe you rule, you ate that

(Chorus)
She's good, oh she's good she's Goth (She's goth)
She's good, oh she's good she's Goth (She's goth)
(Good Goth)
Love to be spotted with her when the suns out or when it's dark
She can be edgy, her humor and clothes are dark
Love her aesthetic it's feminine and macabre, it's arch
She's bad to the bone, for good Goths my marrow sparks (sparks)
Listen Goth cutie I'm invested in our love story, so how do we start?
(How do we start?)
(I'm in the dark)
I'll do my part, I'll do my part

(Verse 2)
When I locked hands with her I knew she was too hot
Named her my best girl, we're going steady, this shit rocks
I've got a matchstick box to light our path if we can't see our way, babe
I can shine my light on you whenever you're lost, you're magic like Fae
I bought a room full of plushies for you can't wait to see your face
Can't wait to poke your cheeks, to squish your plush face
I love everything you do and how you're never fake
Good Goth, good Goth, you're my cake
(Cake cake)
Good Goth, good Goth, you're my cake
(Good cake)
To show my faults to you I'm not afraid, this is more about darkness love not just getting laid
I've been through hardships before and made my way
I want a good Goth like you sitting at my side on those rainy days
I want a good Goth at my side for those gaming days
Take down tough bosses with me then you can have the reigns (Dom me)
I'll shade you babe, ignore the rays, be my goth baddie forever XOXO it's not a phase
(Be my goth baddie forever it's not a phase)
Be my goth baddie forever, hope we're on the same page

Good Goth <3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goth_subculture
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/simp
https://demoniacult.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_splitting

TELNU - Goth Festival Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She asked me to bite her and that was music to my ears
She kissed me with Molly on her split tongue,
I'm colored cosmic and I feel it,
My lover has green hair, she asked me to pull it 
We fucked at the music festival, and nobody could even hear it
(Time stood still for our orgasmic kiss)

(Verse 1)
Her wrists are coated with so many bracelets,
She's Goth and glows in the dark like the chosen one,
We just met and now we're together on drugs
Crowds parted for me to see her, is it maybe too early to say love? (love it!)
We chatted a bit and I felt my Simping reach levels of disgust 
We held hands while jamming out to the music 
She explain her tattoos to me and I wanted to lick 'em
(Ohhh)
Found the perfect spot for our team mission 
The crowd went manic for the tunes,
Babe asked me to clap her ass from the back and went tip-toe on her boots 
(Tip-toe on her boots)

(Chorus)
She asked me to bite her and that was music to my ears
She kissed me with Molly on her split tongue,
I'm colored cosmic and I feel it,
My lover has green hair, she asked me to pull it 
We fucked at the music festival, and nobody could even hear it
(Time stood still for our orgasmic kiss)

(Verse 2)
Her snake bite piercing bit me (mommy)
She had a warm pink tongue, babes my kitten
No stranger to Goth baddies but she's so different 
Are we on a reality dating show because "she's so genuine"
I had my hand around her slender throat, with permission 
When the band on stage played our favorite song that was our ignition
Not much room to maneuver but we fucked in two positions,
I bit her earlobe from behind and spanked her goth ass with a quickness 
She pushed back to meet my stroke, we're a fuckin piston (yeah)
Waves of pleasure crashed over us and we had a couple to witness it
(My Goth mommy)

Goth Festival

Randy Brad The Average Dad - Dad In Space Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Square and an average Dad (Hey Randy!)
An exceptional baller tho
Never made cash in the street
My wife taught me how to fold a fitted sheet 
(Whoo! that shit hard!)
41 years old but our dispensary gas ain’t weak
Suburban home is pressurized,
My wife, family, and drugs are all I need,
Planning to party until I’m old and squeak,
This gas really farts, Mom and I grow that filthy cheese (huh?)
Nuggets caked with kief, enough white snow to ski
Raised my kids up right while still growing seeds
We handled our household chores,
Now the boys are watching anime with me (Yeah)
My daughter has been learning her shapes,
She’s a fucking genius like me
(Yee)

(Chorus)
Walked to the park with the kids so they could play among the trees,
Felt like floating into space, 
Dad had consumed some dense tree
I love bud second to my wife, cuz Dawn is heat
World’s greatest Dad?
Or an absolute party king? (Party king)
Babe and I frequent the frat parties and bring the weed (Party king, king)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)

(Verse 2)
Teaching Matty, Ryan how to grow and expand
Yeah we’re taking long vacations together, I’m a family man (yuh)
Dawn’s a housewife and she always fits into my plans
We’re in business together, racks by the gram
Next month we’re visiting the Hoover Dam, (Damn!)
According to my three kids I’m like a Superman,
Mom and I huff that chronic daily, 
Between my wife and I, the joints change hands
I’m renovating our kitchen with rap bands
She rolls my spliffs and twerks for me, this bitch is grand
We read bedtime stories to the kids then tuck them to sleep
Then surf house parties together until we’re barely on our feet
(Whoo)

(Chorus)
Walked to the park with the kids so they could play among the trees,
Felt like floating into space, 
Dad had consumed some dense tree
I love bud second to my wife, cuz Dawn is heat
World’s greatest Dad?
Or an absolute party king? (Party king)
(Party king)
Babe and I frequent the frat parties and bring the weed (Party king)
(Whoo)

(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Party king)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Fuck I love weed)
(Bitch I’m your dad, gas on me)
(Parental Troll!)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(Party king)
(Bitch I’m your Daddy, go ahead and twerk for me)
(It's Parental Troll)

Dad In Space

Dottie Hawk Clussy - Clussy Love Lyrics:

(Pet my Clussy)
(Clussy)
(Clussy)

(CHORUS)
Open to silly, stupid, colorful, love,
My face is ready to be painted, 
This cute body fits your horn like a hug
My fun box has so many toys,
I’m Dottie the clown and my clussy needs love
(I’m Dottie the clown and my clussy needs love)

(Verse 1)
Daddy came to my show to see me clown
Saw the horny in his eye, 
Felt his need through the crowd
(So loud)
Going to show him my dirtiest tricks, he needs it now, 
At the end I’ll curtsy and bow
Say you want to honk my clussy baby
(Clussy, clussy)
I’ll invite you on my stage and show you how
We’re having a ball and I’m juggling them
Throw a pie in my face baby I love it
My flower squirts, so my big petals, he loves them
My nose is red, I’m blushing from fucking him

(Verse 2)
Dottie, Dottie, Dottie, Dottie,
I’m an adorable clown and extremely naughty
We can jump rope together or tie me down with knotties,
My Clussy is crushing on you, my clit is poppin
Lick all over my bits then you can Dipping Dot me,
Sharing our tongues is one of our hobbies
My clussy loves to play
Spank this clown ass and give it a honking
Bending over backwards for you, I’m full of longing
Pop my Balloon, I’m elated and inflated, so dong me

(CHORUS)
Open to silly, stupid, colorful, love,
My face is ready to be painted, 
This cute body fits your horn like a hug
My fun box has so many toys,
I’m Dottie the clown and my clussy needs love
(I’m Dottie the clown and my clussy needs love)
(what, didn't know you could laugh and be horny at the same time?)

Clussy Love

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bozo_the_Clown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mime_artist

Dottie Hawk Clussy - Half Mime (Red Nose Version Lyrics) Lyrics:

(Hey my gags will make you mine)
(My gags will make you mine)

(CHORUS)
Giving splendid brain like I went to uni,
Silly like Bozo so all my fans want to twist and screw me
Please pipe me down I’m drooling
Kiss me from behind while I lose my mind,
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime

(Verse 1)
Hai its Dottie the clown, hit my line,
Paint my ass with colors baby claim this behind,
White paint of my face, so cum loads, I never mind,
My melodies are something you can get behind,
Watch me ride your lap and get an eye full,
My balance is top notch, blessings on my unicycle
My body is so adorable and tight,
This clussy will put you to sleep like NyQuil,
Fill the room up with bubbles then pop inside
Stuff me up like a tiny car, baby I want to ride

(CHORUS)
Giving splendid brain like I went to uni,
Silly like Bozo so all my fans want to twist and screw me
Please pipe me down I’m drooling
Kiss me from behind while I lose my mind,
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime

(Verse 2)
Not a clown as a hobby, clowning is my life
I fuck for fun and my play time will ruin your life
Watch my performance and end up throbbing the whole night,
It’s risky to fall for me, like performing with throwing knives,
Dottie is Chaotic and sweet, plus I love to lie, (Hi!)
My horn blowing skills, will make you want to pie me,
You’ll spend every moment either laughing or crying
My toy box is full of men’s hearts and I’m delighted
I never step out wearing black, bright colors delight me
He made is cock disappear!
(It’s inside me!)
(Who needs a red nose, I want you to see mine)
(Fuck me)
(Bye)
(Buh bye!)

Half Mime (Red Nose Version)

Dottie Hawk Clussy - Half Mime (Red Nose Version Lyrics) Lyrics:

(My gags will make you mine)

(CHORUS)
Giving splendid brain like I went to uni,
Silly like Bozo so all my fans want to twist and screw me
Please pipe me down I’m drooling
Kiss me from behind while I lose my mind,
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

(Verse 1)
Hey its Dottie the clown, hit my line,
Paint my ass with colors baby claim this behind,
White paint of my face, so cum loads, I never mind,
My melodies are something you can get behind,
Watch me ride your lap and get an eye full,
My balance is top notch, blessings on my unicycle
My body is so adorable and tight,
This clussy will put you to sleep like NyQuil,
Fill the room up with bubbles then pop inside
Stuff me up like a tiny car, baby I want to ride

(CHORUS)
Giving splendid brain like I went to uni,
Silly like Bozo so all my fans want to twist and screw me
Please pipe me down I’m drooling
Kiss me from behind while I lose my mind,
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime
My hips move in time with yours daddy, I might be half mime

(Verse 2)
Not a clown as a hobby, clowning is my life
I fuck for fun and my play time will ruin your life
Watch my performance and end up throbbing the whole night,
It’s risky to fall for me, like performing with throwing knives,
Dottie is chaotic and sweet, plus I love to lie, (Hi!)
My horn blowing skills, will make you want to pie me,
You’ll spend every moment either laughing or crying
My toy box is full of men’s hearts and I’m delighted
I never step out wearing black, bright colors delight me
He made is cock disappear!
(It’s inside me!)
(Who needs a red nose, I want you to see mine)
(Fuck me)
(Buh bye!)

Half Mime

https://demoniacult.com/collections/swing/products/swing-815b
https://hellokitty.fandom.com/wiki/Kuromi
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Goth
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/simpcore

TELNU - Swing-815 Plz Lyrics:

(Swing, Swing, Swing)
(815)
(Oww)

(Chorus)
I’m loyal to Goth women with Swing-815 boots
Confessing my dark truth, 
My heart and flesh are tied in loops
Went down to my knees and gave her shoes a smooch
Baby towers over me with her feet in the sexiest boots
Walk all over me, please let me spit shine your Swing boots

(Verse 1)
When I discovered Goth women something broke loose
My horny hunger is a monster,
The fire below can’t be stomped out with girl boots,
When Goth mommies ask for a kiss I give two,
One for her black lips and one for her Swing boots
Not ashamed to grovel, lust, and beg,
Goth girls have spellbinding power over me,
Their frigid bodies radiate control from the root
Mommy, I’m ready to worship and I’ll start at the boots,
Working my way up to be eye to eye with you
Goth feet make me drool, the odor is magnified in her black boots
Baby I’ll buy you every pair of Demonia shoes,
Let me be your footstool and please wear your Swing boots

(Chorus)
I’m loyal to Goth women with Swing-815 boots
Confessing my dark truth, 
My heart and flesh are tied in loops
Went down to my knees and gave her shoes a smooch
Baby towers over me with her feet in the sexiest boots
Walk all over me, please let me spit shine your Swing boots

(Verse 2)
The Goth babes I adore are full of dark graveyard energy,
Girlies soaked down to the bone with macabre accessories
One hundred tattoos and so many piercings to see
If your tongue is split baby cuff me, (Cuff me)
Animal bones on her necklace, that’s peaceful to me
I’m transcending pleasure when lying under her 815s
Her plushies are all Kuromi so I’m thrilled when she’s mean
Her spit powers me up, and taste so sweet, (spit on me)
Everyday the internet girls are rising and I’m here to preach
I’m obsessed with Goth Mommies wearing the Swing-815s
(I’m obsessed with Goth Mommies wearing the Swing-815s)
(Please please pleaseeeeeeee)
(Strap up the 815s)
(Baby I’m so weak)
(Please)
(Strap up the 815s)
(Baby I’m so weak)

Swing-815 Plz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

CHOMP CHAMP!!! - Z Suit Me G.F.T Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
My Earth was a bastion of peace
Artificial Intelligence advanced humanity to a different league
Aging, disease, and war were all defeated,
For nearly twenty years we joined hands across the seas
Now from the stars we discover unknown enemy,
An mile long asteroid with a deadly trajectory
Our best inventions failed, time had decided our destiny
The meteor struck and created continental waves
The sky was dark and the food was diseased
Within the foreign vessel stowed away a race of parasitic alien being
Microscopic creatures that simulate zombies
Our bodies rot but never fully die,
All the dead rose and were hungry in the streets
Total devastation, and soon 10 billion zombies

(Chorus)
Being a Zombie doesn’t suit me,
I mourn over my lost Earth
The hunger for flesh is endless, dark, and deep
I’m a woman who lost her identity
Now your favorite tournament fighter
Chomp Champ will win the G.F.T
(Player, select me)

(Verse 2)
Chomp Champ, Chomp Champ, 
Janet used to be me,
Pulled through a portal and to the battle league
Now an undead tournament fighter of the G.F.T
Boxing gloves on fists, instead of bite, I beef
Mystic crown will be mine, I burn with need
It’s magic can completely restore my dead reality
Shambling zombies pack every street,
The hope of humanity lies within me
Trained for years to learn to box and speak
Now a rising fighter of the G.F.T
Chomp Champ must win,
I’ve tasted death, I won’t taste defeat
Chomp Champ, your favorite fighter from the biggest video game series
(Fight me!)

(Chorus)
Being a Zombie doesn’t suit me,
I mourn over my lost Earth
The hunger for flesh is endless, dark, and deep
I’m a woman who lost her identity
Now your favorite tournament fighter
Chomp Champ will win the G.F.T
(Player, select me)

Z Suit Me G.F.T

Mad Honey Mandi - Sensual Solar Lyrics:

(Coro)
Estrellas fugaces detrás de mis ojos que ruedan,
Luz interior tan dulce,
Mi amante se comunica y entiende mis necesidades
Estamos viajando por el espacio
El calor solar para nosotros es una brisa
Nuestro sexo es cósmico, somos seres solares sensuales

(Verso 1)
Nunca tuve que comer piñas para que el coño supiera dulce,
Sin siquiera tratar de ser única,
Le gano a cualquier otro ser sexual
El poder fluye desde mi interior,
Soy un ser íntimo
Energía de sol brillante,
Energía de sol brillante
Mi núcleo es plasma caliente,
Mad Honey Mandi con un trasero como magia
Hay una estrella entre mis rodillas
Solo mis amantes cósmicos pueden tenerla
Mi vibración es alta, (tan alta)
Mi orgasmo puede cambiar los estados de la materia

(Coro)
Estrellas fugaces detrás de mis ojos,
Luz interior tan dulce,
Mi amante se comunica y entiende mis necesidades
Estamos viajando por el espacio
El calor solar para nosotros es una brisa
Nuestro sexo es cósmico, somos seres solares sensuales

(Verso 2)
Mi posición favorita es a tu lado,
Toca mis puntos, sé gentil con mi perla y mis joyas
La luz del sol se refracta a través de nuestras almas,
Somos hierbas juntas en un guiso universal
Nuestra infusión es potente y somos jóvenes por siempre,
Nuestro amor es para siempre y jugamos en cada habitación
Tú y yo estamos en la cima y las galaxias parecen globos

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Mad Honey Mandi - Sensual Solar (ENGLISH) Lyrics

(Chorus)
Falling stars behind my rolling eyes,
Inner light so sweet,
My lover communicates and understands my needs
We’re traveling through space
Solar heat is for us a breeze
Our sex is cosmic, we’re sensual solar beings

(Verse 1)
Never had to eat pineapples to taste pussy sweet,
Without even trying to be unique, 
I mog on every other sexual being
Power flows from within me,
I’m an intimate being
Brilliant sun energy,
Brilliant sun energy
My core is plasma hot,
Mad Honey Mandi with an ass like magic
There is a star between my knees
Only cosmic lovers of mine get to have her
My vibration is high, (so high)
My orgasm can shift the states of matter

(Chorus)
Falling stars behind my eyes,
Inner light so sweet,
My lover communicates and understands my needs
We’re traveling through space
Solar heat is for us a breeze
Our sex is cosmic, we’re sensual solar beings

(Verse 2)
My favorite position is next to you,
Touch my spots, be gentle with my pearl and jewels
Sunlight refracts through our very souls,
We’re herbs together in a universal stew
Our brew is potent and we’re forever youth,
Our love is forever and we play in every room
You and I are at the summit and the galaxies look like balloons

Sensual Solar

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

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