"SimpCore" is TELNU's third album and this time he is out to show the world why he deserves the title of "Simp Core Lord". Every new beautiful woman that crosses his path causes him to fall in love all over again and he usually gives in to his many romantic vices. Instead of dealing with his unresolved issues he has grown ever more enchanted by women and sex. He uses his new found wealth and success in Hip-hop to swoon baddies that he had always dreamed of as a teenager. 

TELNU is funding the lives of several E-Girls, "Sugar Babies", and Instagram models. He races into dramatic and meaningless relationships with women and showers them with material goods, video games, and acts of service. These relationships often end in ruins yet the thrill always lures him. Every relationship either ends with him being used and cast aside or with him ghosting her for a more attractive, or more nurturing woman. 

He wears simping as a badge of honor and calls anyone who disagrees with this a hater. Money has come to mean less and less in TELNU's life after his thunderous debut meaning he doesn't think twice about dropping absorbent sums on strange women at a glance. Besting competitors in the latest video games and simping for the freshest "Second Mommy" has fully consumed TELNU. He is at the mercy of the cartoonish puppy dog love he develops for nearly every pretty woman in his reach.

SimpCore

TELNU - Be My 2nd Mommy Lyrics:

(Chorus)
You keep me milky forever!
I've been through and lot and sometimes I'm blue (mommy)
I'm a man but I'm not afraid to be coddled by women too!
Tell me what's right and maybe even what to do?
I can transfer the party lead to you
I love how you talk to me
Wait a second momma, ayyee!
Be my second mommy
(My second mommy)
All grown up but still hurting as a hobby 
She said "that's okay, you're doing great!"
She's my second mommy
(Second mommy)
(Thank you to all the second mommies)

(Verse 1)
She's boss and she rules, known to be a big deal and cute
More than a pretty face she has compassion too
Tried to fuck and game with her like one of these other girls
Soon I noticed the balance wasn't an equal score
I was enchanted with her more and more
She towered over me at least 50 feet and soared (her feet)
She let me know I was safe and could fade away
She cradled me in her bosom and loving arms and fed me food
(Fed me food)
She was always on top, carnal food

(Verse 2)
Her bust size was heavy
Her words regaled me
She pinned me, she swept 
My emotions grew heavy
My balance unsteadied
She reached out her hands and second mommy always catches me
(Always)
Fiercely loyal, she always checks for me
She loves getting naked and she loves necking me
Her body is fan service, I'm inspecting the panels
Second Mommy please! 
You're my angel
Love it when you take care of me
Be my second mommy please?
I'm begging on money to cushion my knees
Could buy you a house or we can hop over seas
Be my second mommy please! 
(Please)

(Chorus)
You keep me milky forever!
I've been through and lot and sometimes I'm blue (mommy)
I'm a man but I'm not afraid to be coddled by women too!
Tell me what's right and maybe even what to do?
I can transfer the party lead to you
I love how you talk to me
Wait a second momma, ayyee!
Be my second mommy
(My second mommy)
All grown up but still hurting as a hobby 
She said "that's okay, you're doing great!"
She's my second mommy
(Second mommy)
(Thank you to all the second mommies)

(Verse 3)
Second mommy, second mommy, she wanna Dom me
I put her in charge she gave me some gummies
She put on my favorite YouTuber that shits fucking funny
She baked up the chicken tenders that shit hit my tummy (mhmm)
I'm laughing and happy my second mommy is stunning 
She knows anime, she's the longest running 
She knows my habits and keeps the care and protection coming (mommy)
My emotions are fumbling, never cried this much, it's hurting my tummy
Unresolved issues, forever I'm running 
I blazed up some nugs them orange hairs was ugly 
I kicked back with my head on her lap and told her the day was lovely 
Second mommy pet my head and said never ever anyone above me
(Never anyone above me)
She claimed up on top to ride and soared right above me
I spanked her ass she is my pudding 
Second mommy you're so lovely
You love me
You love me
You love me

Be My 2nd Mommy?

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a31994140/what-is-simping/
https://inuyasha.fandom.com/wiki/Miroku

TELNU - SimpCore Lord Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I'm not hard, I'm softcore
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy!
I'm simp to the core, an emotional guy 
When I'm hurt I cry, on first meet I might come off as shy!
I'm a Simp core Lord! I drop bags to keep these E-Girls fly!
I'm a Simp core Lord, she can boss me around all she wants for the pie! (pie)
I'm simping simping simping simping core!

(Verse 1)
Let's get things clear I been been a foot stool and chair!
If she's cute and she thick she can sit her ass here! (sit here)
I'm entranced by every attractive and active woman that crosses my path, it's clear 
Miroku has nothing on me! I'll hold a babe's hands in mine and speak so sweet 
Not embarrassed a bit or even discreet, a young Lord on a simping spree! 
My money is up for grabs if she knows how to play me
I subscribed to all her channels and watch without blinking!
I drop donations in the chat just to say I'm thinking of her!
Her chest feels so full and lovely, I think I would do anything for her!

(Chorus)
I'm not hard, I'm softcore!
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy!
I'm simp to the core, an emotional guy 
When I'm hurt I cry, on first meet I might come off as shy
I'm a Simp core Lord, I drop bags to keep these E-Girls fly!
I'm a Simp core Lord, she can boss me around all she wants for the pie (pie)
I'm simping simping simping simping

(Verse 2)
She sold me multiple pairs of her dirty socks, the stink is cool!
My money is up now because my feelings have me singing to her
Stacking up my M's but I'm still simping and being a fool for her
I would cash out and dump it all in a pool for her!
Love it when she visits with a few of her girls then I'm a Simp utensil for them! 
I'm comfortable lying on the floor, might be the best angle!
Walk over me lovelies, fulfill my needs, take off your sandals please! (please)
If it's three girlies or more I'm transcended to simping heaven!
I'm a simping angel
I forever ever want the cake, the simping credit
(I'm a Simp core Lord)

(Verse 3)
Text a link to your wish list! 
Text a link to your wish list! 
It's your boy TELNU and I'm shopping and simping for Boos! (BOO)
She from the bay, she snaps off for the shoes
I got a goth mommy from over seas, fly her over for the clap and snooze (clap, snooze)
Text me your wish list baby, arches like those deserve the best shoes
Spotted you first on a stream, mad cute and in the lane you're vicious 
I want to fund your life sugar baby you fucking did it! (You did it)
Fuck one outfit, let's go ahead and buy three (buy three)
Fuck up a check with a band of women leading me, they're all sugary sweet
This one is a runner, her body is a battle axe and that makes me weak
That one isn't weak, that one is a dancer, whose hips can do feats!
Collecting a few flavors of women, never single up the creek
I'm a simping Lord, she can boss me around whenever she's bored
She has Second Mommy energy, I feel my simp meter blowing overboard!(blowing)
I'm simping forever, I'm SimpCore
I'm simping forever I'm Simp to the core!

(Chorus)
I'm not hard, I'm softcore
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy
I'm simp to the core, an emotional guy 
When I'm hurt I cry, on first meet I might come off as shy
I'm a Simp core Lord, I drop bags to keep these E-Girls fly
I'm a Simp core Lord, she can boss me around all she wants for the pie (pie)
I'm simping simping simping simping core

SimpCore Lord

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a31994140/what-is-simping/
https://inuyasha.fandom.com/wiki/Miroku

TELNU - SimpCore Lord Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I'm not hard, I'm softcore
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy
I'm simp to the core, an emotional guy 
When I'm hurt I cry, on first meet I might come off as shy
I'm a Simp core Lord, I drop bags to keep these E-Girls fly!
I'm a Simp core Lord, she can boss me around all she wants for the pie! (pie)
I'm simping simping simping simping core!

(Verse 1)
Let's get things clear I been been a foot stool and chair!
If she's cute and she thick she can sit her ass here! (sit here)
I'm entranced by every attractive and active woman that crosses my path, it's clear 
Miroku has nothing on me! I'll hold a babe's hands in mine and speak so sweet 
Not embarrassed a bit or even discreet, a young Lord on a simping spree! 
My money is up for grabs if she knows how to play me
I subscribed to all her channels and watch without blinking
I drop donations in the chat just to say I'm thinking of her (of her)
Her chest feels so full and lovely, I think I would do anything for her!

(Chorus)
I'm not hard, I'm softcore
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy
I'm simp to the core, an emotional guy 
When I'm hurt I cry, on first meet I might come off as shy
I'm a Simp core Lord, I drop bags to keep these E-Girls fly
I'm a Simp core Lord, she can boss me around all she wants for the pie (pie)
I'm simping simping simping simping core

(Verse 2)
She sold me multiple pairs of her dirty socks, the stink is cool!
My money is up now because my feelings have me singing to her
Stacking up my M's but I'm still simping and being a fool for her
I would cash out and dump it all in a pool for her!
Love it when she visits with a few of her girls then I'm a Simp utensil for them 
I'm comfortable lying on the floor, might be the best angle!
Walk over me lovelies, fulfill my needs, take off your sandals please (please)
If it's three girlies or more I'm transcended to simping heaven!
I'm a simping angel
I forever ever want the cake, the simping credit
(I'm a Simp core Lord)

(Verse 3)
Text a link to your wish list! 
Text a link to your wish list! 
It's your boy TELNU and I'm shopping and simping for Boos! (BOO)
She from the bay, she snaps off for the shoes
I got a goth mommy from over seas, fly her over for the clap and snooze (clap, snooze)
Text me your wish list baby, arches like those deserve the best shoes
Spotted you first on a stream, mad cute and in the lane you're vicious 
I want to fund your life sugar baby you fucking did it! (You did it)
Fuck one outfit, let's go ahead and buy three (buy three)
Fuck up a check with a band of women leading me, they're all sugary sweet
This one is a runner, her body is a battle axe and that makes me weak
That one is a dancer, whose hips can do feats!
Collecting a few flavors of women, never single up the creek
I'm a simping Lord, she can boss me around whenever she's bored
She has Second Mommy energy, I feel my simp meter blowing overboard!(blowing)
I'm simping forever, I'm SimpCore
I'm simping forever I'm Simp to the core!

(Chorus)
I'm not hard, I'm softcore
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy
I'm simp to the core, an emotional guy 
When I'm hurt I cry, on first meet I might come off as shy
I'm a Simp core Lord, I drop bags to keep these E-Girls fly
I'm a Simp core Lord, she can boss me around all she wants for the pie (pie)
I'm simping simping simping simping core
I'm not hard, I'm softcore
Never Max Hardcore, more loverboy

SimpCore Lord (Acoustic version)

https://matrix.fandom.com/wiki/Spoon_Boy

TELNU - Portrait/Landscape Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She's a gram model fond of the lens 
She can can do tricks, she spoon bends 
In portrait or landscape her body is   dinner plate 
I said undulate that ass on my lap mommy, I wanna surf your shapes
She laid down in landscape and she looked the same as online, just what she portrayed
I took plenty of snaps of her, she shuddered with me, I never want to escape
I bought her some land, a three story house with a gate and lake
I keep her glamor shots on me, portrait (portrait portrait portrait)
I'm romancing her bad body, running through her landscape 
Landscape landscape landscape 
Landscape 
(Flash)

(Verse 1)
Portrait, landscape, no matter how you spin or frame it my life is great 
The background behind me is fresh and gourmet 
The chain on my neck could belong to a gate
These bitches, they hungry I fed em then they savored my steak 
Never worrying about a hater or fake
I'm flustered with baddies I'm kissing her nape
My whip is craft it's flying away 
Everyday I meet the stars, but I never am phased
Power leveled through life, I'm TELNU, a fucking mage! (Mage)
I've seen the endgame of life and that shit is a craze
You're stuck in the starting zone, you fucking casuals never played (do you even play?)
I'm breaking my remote even when I win just for raging sake
She's an anime girl in real life, for this life you hoped and you prayed! 
She looks sexy in portrait mode 
And uhhh fucking amazing in landscape
(FLASH)

(Chorus)
She's a gram model fond of the lens 
She can can do tricks, she spoon bends 
In portrait or landscape her body is dinner plate 
I said undulate that ass on my lap mommy, I wanna surf your shapes
She laid down in landscape and she looked the same as online, just what she portrayed
I took plenty of snaps of her, she shuddered with me
I never want to escape, I bought her some land, a three story house with a gate and lake
I keep her glamor shots on me, portrait (portrait portrait portrait)
I'm romancing her bad body, running through her landscape 
Landscape landscape landscape 
Landscape 
(Flash)

(Verse 2)
She said that I'm toxic but keeps coming around, I'm dicking her down!
She's bratty and argued a lot but our sex game is profound 
I want things on hush but she's wild on the gram
Wants to be seen out with me but her beauty attract the cams 
She's a huge fan, the feeling was mutual so I funded her dance (Dance!)
She's a sugar baby so sweet, she says Daddy to me but I'm barely her man (barely)
Oh she loved you first? Well now you're critically panned 
Her ass is pancake sweet, I scooped it with two hands
I drizzled the syrup she cupped her hands
She said take a shot of my arch for the portrait 
I rained a few money stacks and replenished her lakes 
She's picture perfect with a wide ass too, landscape 
(Flash)

Portrait/Landscape

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/runoff/
https://www.usgs.gov/special-topics/water-science-school/science/runoff-surface-and-overland-water-runoff

TELNU - Runoff Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She say she wants to sail out on this dick! 
Baby are you really down to ride? cuz I'm wit da freak shit!
Gave her that good pipe had her gushing like runoff! (like runoff)
Had her batten down the hatches
These pleasure waves are splashing against her coast!
(She's soaked)
Gave her that good pipe had her gushing like runoff! (gushing like runoff, runoff)

(Verse 1)
The thing about a freak is that she rides it to the finish
She bust it and she spinning, I saw her ass reeling 
My lust is breaching the building, I got that foundational dick that's a pillar for her ceiling! 
A poker for her choker, I spoke nasty notes in her ear while I choked her
She's always down for the kink
She leaves me cryptic dirty texts
I pull her tail, that pussy is a Sphinx! (Sphinx)
She opens her door for me and I fucking release! 
She claws at my back, my baddie a lynx
Dirty pet names, we're speaking riddles in the sheets
I clapped her back on Snap, that's a hot streak!

(Chorus)
She say she wants to sail out on this dick!  (on this dick)
Baby are you really down to ride? cuz I'm wit da freak shit! (freak freak)
Gave her that good pipe had her gushing like runoff! (like runoff)
Had her batten down the hatches!
These pleasure waves are splashing against her coast!
(She's soaked)
Gave her that good pipe had her gushing like runoff! (Runoff)
(Runoff)

(Verse 3)
Met her at a function, she was gifted with ass, she multipled  my cumming!
Her ratios are humbling, I never been fumbling 
She and her babes are in a drought so I'm willing and humble
I'm soaking them all, they're damp like a snow day!
She remembered the balls, I gave her some praise!
She did her dance then sprayed me with rain 
I'm splashing her deck, I'm steaking my claim! 

(Chorus)
She say she wants to sail out on this dick!
Baby are you really down to ride? cuz I'm wit da freak shit!
Gave her that good pipe had her gushing like runoff! (like runoff)
Had her batten down the hatches!
These pleasure waves are splashing against her coast!
(She's soaked)
Gave her that good pipe had her gushing like runoff! (like runoff)
(Run off)
(Run off)
(Run off)
(Run off)

Run Off

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goth_subculture
https://scream.fandom.com/wiki/Ghostface
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/all-black-the-necrosword/4055-58293/

TELNU - Goth Plotting Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I have a dark scheme on my mind (aye yuhh)
pray it ends with me between Goth girl thighs
Eternally online, only Goth and E-girls all the time
Yearning for her to be mine, I can sense her in the dark when blind
Goth plotting and it's only a matter of time
Goth plotting and it's only a matter of time
(Her soul is all black, I want her to ruin my life)

(Verse 1)
I first fell for internet girls gaming online as a young man 
Now the thirst is adult and the simping more down bad
Watching their twitch streams without blinking, busy with both my hands
Goth women have the dark call, I’m trapped in her Macabre trance
Thin and shy Goths or thick and nasty babes, all of them are my lambs
I’m a wolf prowling the field, if her Goth heart is dark enough she can hold my hand
Plotting and fucking Goth pussy really made me a man
I keep them loaded up with every plushie, I’m always eager to drop a lot of bands
Her bedroom is cute as fuck, I crawled in on my knees and hands
Dominant women tower over me and their spit doesn’t taste too bad 
Her aesthetic can be All-Black like the Necrosword or pink and adorable, either way I’m ready to be a damn dad

(Chorus)
I have a dark scheme on my mind (aye yuhh)
pray it ends with me between Goth girl thighs
Eternally online, only Goth and E-girls all the time
Yearning for her to be mine, I can sense her in the dark when blind
Goth plotting and it's only a matter of time
Goth plotting and it's only a matter of time
(Her soul is all black, I want her to ruin my life)

(Verse 2)
I have a Goth girl checklist, (yes bitch)
Please be mean, risky, and reckless
Platform shoes, snake bite piercings, too many rings,
and animal bones on her homemade necklace
We took graveyard selfies together but I’ll ghost her never
Wearing a ghost face mask, so I’m clapping her ass down in any weather
The world is ours my villain lovely, we can conquer this shit together
Invite your dark girlies over, I’m a bit of a goth collector
She and her babes let me dress them, they’re the darkest dolls and I mesh with them
Building up my harem and stocking up with the creepiest best ones
I can’t let go of my last goth even while pursuing the next one

Goth Plotting

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fahh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBMwWqdiVL0
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/sonnet-the-woman
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/marrow-call

Maleena Cassius - Faaahhh Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Mom, Dad, and Amir, thank you for attending
This is an intervention,
My voice was crow and pigeoned
Now I’m awake and you’ll listen
Mother you ruined my life,
I’m cursed to share your unholy image
Pappa you make me empty, 
I wish I had space for you
Amir I’m awkward around you,
It’s hardened me to face what we went through
Polar Bears infest my hollow home,
Dad you rarely hugged me, I’m an island of bones
Misery and snow
Digging deep inside all I can find is regrets and maggots
Actually I want to thank you
(Thanks for nothing)
(Ahhh)

(Chorus)
Faaahhh! My trauma is doubling
(Faaahhh!)
Faaahhh! Thanks for nothing
I hope I’m real and worthy but know I’m wicked nothing
Wanna be, I wanna be something
Thanks for nothing
Thanks for nothing
I’m naïve and trusting

(Verse 2)
Amir you’re the one who saw me through
Finally adults and free of rules
The trauma always spills through
When I fall asleep I go to school
Classmates could sense I was weird
And I could feel it too
You shielded me and that’s comforting
The suspense of disaster is so uncomfy
Now nobody will love me because I can barely function
This isn’t your fault
I feel like nothing
(Faaahhh)
Whatever, thanks for loving nothing
(Faaahhh)

(Chorus)
Faaahhh! My trauma is doubling
Faaahhh! Thanks for nothing
I hope I’m real and worthy but know I’m wicked nothing
Wanna be, I wanna be something
Thanks for nothing
Thanks for nothing
I’m naïve and trusting

(Did my parents really love me?)
(Hug me)
(Faaahhh!)

FAAAHHH

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakegurui
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/goonette
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/sex-beam
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/tawk-qute

Mad Honey Mandi - Keen Lyrics:

(Ayy I’m keen)

(Verse 1)
Gimme, gimme, gimme, a kissy
Body bad to the bone
Bratty and prone to throw a hissy
Gooners in a chokehold, it’s sickening
Just blinking has you missing me
Mandi miss out on a kink?
You gotta be shitting me!
Fuck a diamond call me Jill, not Tiffany
(I’m Jilling!)
Blow away all my bills
What matters is you’re stiff in me
Talk to me rude bitch
I love it when you’re pissed at me
We roleplay so much
I built a cumming monopoly
My super sex beams topple buildings
Always training my body, and honing techniques

(Chorus)
I don’t just wanna fuck, I’m Keen
You blushed from the curly fuzz on my peach
Hey we should knock beds and tangle sheets
A good cum reboots me
His cock is an advanced machine
Basically…
I don’t just wanna fuck, I’m Keen
I don’t just wanna fuck, I’m Keen
(I’m never subtle about these things)
(I’m never subtle about these things)

(Verse 2)
Feeling horny and lucky
I bet it all like Kakegurui
Big dicks help me sleep
Sex obsessed and peachy keen
Kiss my feet while dogging deep
Unruly poles have me drooling
White and blue stripes on my panties
Every man on earth wants to screw me
When I open my knees watch my bean
Look at me flick, you’re throbbing envy and green
Mandi’s a fiend and sexual rebel
All my toys rock hard, metal
Leather masks in bed
Like we’re going to wrestle
Bondage ropes and extra headroom
Suitors ready to link
I name the spot and text em
Then we’re clapping down in a bar restroom
Bounced on their laps until my peak loomed
Keen to fuck, my big black book has more room
(Hey I like you)

(Chorus)
I don’t just wanna fuck, I’m Keen
You blushed from the curly fuzz on my peach
Hey we should knock beds and tangle sheets
A good cum reboots me
His cock is an advanced machine
I don’t just wanna fuck
I don’t just wanna fuck, I’m Keen
(I’m never subtle about these things)
(Baby I'm peachy keen, looking for a stroke king)
(I’m never subtle about these things)

Keen

https://homeimprovement.fandom.com/wiki/Home_Improvement
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flash_Step
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/goonette
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/sex-beam
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/tawk-qute

Mad Honey Mandi - Jilling Off Lyrics:

(Never enough, fuck)

(Verse 1)
You can call me Jill
Baby I'm Jilling off (Right?)
Wind me up then I'll pop
(Go raw!)
Come get your fill, baby don't stop
Pump until I’m over full
Breed me with every drop
Bratty enough for bondage
Bind my wrists and crack the riding crop
Mad Mandi is the name 
Baby call me Jill when I'm schlicking off
Equipped with toys that awe and shock
Collars with locks, dragon cocks
Whips and chains, leather gimp masks, and hot rocks
So horny and insane
I can Flash Step, but never dodge a cumshot
Momma named me Miranda
But I'm Jill if you know my spots 
Fuck baby watch, I'm Jilling off

(Chorus)
A lake between my thighs when you watch
Ahegao face, mesmerized by throbbing rods
I have many Daddy’s so I'm never ever lost
Always getting off, drenched and a mommy boss
My fingers circle and dodge
Please Jack watch me!
(watch Ughh)
I'm Jilling off!
I'm Jilling off!
I'm Jilling off!
I'm Jilling off!

(Verse 2)
Baby I'm Jill,
(I'm Jilling ughh)
Our home is toy filled and improved
Daddy drill me down,
with your primal tools
Looking for meat? Yearning for a feel
All alone at home and cumming still
A hundred sex toys morphed me into Jill
A million cums make me feel unreal
Time and space take a spill
My body is a gateway to exceptional feels
Lovers who have the key
Unlock mortal thrill
Be gentle with my clit, like a pwetty pearl
Never seen a squirter?
I’m one of those girls
Good sex ain’t first? We're from different worlds
Do you wanna vibe with me?
Connect when we link,
I'm fully charged up to play in the Pink 
Hot and horny to keep it real
Fuck, I'm just Jill
(I'm Jilling off baby)
(Ugh are you watching?)
(Jilling off)

(Chorus)
A lake between my thighs when you watch
Ahegao face, mesmerized by throbbing rods
I have many Daddy’s so I'm never ever lost
Always getting off, drenched and a mommy boss
My fingers circle and dodge
Please Jack watch me!
(Watch Ughh)
I'm Jilling off!
I'm Jilling off!
I'm Jilling off!
Jack, watch me, i’m Jilling off

Jilling Off

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_real_McCoy

Preppy Gxd Steven - Real McCoy Rich Boi Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Preppy God Steven, 22 years old and fuck a rule
The real McCoy of wealth, never old news
A financial giant in boat shoes
Money bags when I cry, rarely blue
As a boy my Dad threw me the perfect spiral, a money ball
I made the catch, now I'm the catch
Wealthy life and naughty, every party I attend is a ball
Never touching down, every moment we lift off
Damn I just can't stop getting off, winning and flossing
There are plaques engraved with my name and face
My family has a crest and historic racks
Great-granddad is in black and white photos traveling the world, money cramps 
(Thanks gramps!)
One of a kind stamps, sports stadiums, museum collections, high ass pants
My money is an intellectual guy 
I've taught him to study and advance
My A.I figures make plays of their own that branch
Is it a check if it comes forever?
Is it a check if it comes forever?
Cartoonist money bags, I draw the field and myself
Fuck this story I'm rich and hype myself (Hype myself!)
I kicked the fourth wall down, buying properties to renovate 
flip em as a hobby, pal
(That's advice there bud)

(Chorus)
What the fuck is a chorus?
What the fuck is a chorus?
I can sing for myself
A band of assistants follow me when shopping
A band of assistants follow me when shopping
Theme music doesn't generate itself 
I wear a cape so I can stand still when it flies
Every structure in the game is a free ride
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the reeeeallll McCoy! Money money money board game life, toysssss!

(Verse 2)
None of my family needs to reach out for cash
In an alternate reality I would pitch in to help
They're all made in their own right
None of our creative ventures failed
Most at the height of sales
A dozen tech companies for me, just a crypto whale
My sister is an art collector, 
her bids on pieces are money hay bales 
She taught me the ways of an auction, 
my super car collection is now a scare (Boo!)
My younger brother’s path is his to choose
We will guide him in stupendous wealth 
My family and I are orca whales
Born with skyscrapers down the hall and labeled top shelf 
Soho swag, another gold bar about wealth
I'm preppy enough to be the lacrosse team head
My outfit is not a game, my goal is made with every step
Casual business looks easy money on me
That's Uhhhh wealth on wealth 
(Wealth on wealth)
(EZ!)

(Chorus)
What the fuck is a chorus?
I can sing for myself
(ooh oouuuo ohhhh)
A band of assistants follow me when shopping
A band of assistants follow me when shopping
Theme music doesn't generate itself 
I wear a cape so I can stand still when it flies
Every structure in the game is a free ride
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the reeeeallll McCoy! Money money money board game life, toysssss!

(I never failed)

Real McCoy Rich Boi (Retro Racks Version)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_real_McCoy

Preppy Gxd Steven - Real McCoy Rich Boi Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Preppy Gxd Steven, 22 years old and fuck a rule
The real McCoy of wealth, never old news
A financial giant in boat shoes
Money bags when I cry, rarely blue
As a boy my Dad threw me the perfect spiral, a money ball
I made the catch, now I'm the catch
Wealthy life and naughty, every party I attend is a ball
Never touching down, every moment we lift off
Damn I just can't stop getting off, winning and flossing
There are plaques engraved with my name and face
My family has a crest and historic racks
Great-granddad is in black and white photos traveling the world, money cramps 
(Thanks gramps!)
One of a kind stamps, sports stadiums, museum collections, high ass pants
My money is an intellectual guy 
I've taught him to study and advance
My A.I figures make plays of their own that branch
Is it a check if it comes forever?
Is it a check if it comes forever?
Cartoonist money bags, I draw the field and myself
Fuck this story I'm rich and hype myself (Hype myself!)
I kicked the fourth wall down, buying properties to renovate 
Flip em as a hobby, pal
(That's advice there bud)

(Chorus)
What the fuck is a chorus?
I can sing for myself
A band of assistants follow me when shopping, 
theme music doesn't generate itself 
I wear a cape so I can stand still when it flies
Every structure in the game is a free ride
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
(Yes!)

(Verse 2)
None of my family needs to reach out for cash
In an alternate reality I would pitch in to help
They're all made in their own right
None of our creative ventures failed
Most at the height of sales
A dozen tech companies for me, just a crypto whale
My sister is an art collector
her bids on pieces are money hay bales 
She taught me the ways of an auction
my super car collection is now a scare (Boo!)
My younger brother’s path is his to choose
We will guide him in stupendous wealth 
My family and I are orca whales
Born with skyscrapers down the hall and labeled top shelf 
Soho swag, another gold bar about wealth
I'm preppy enough to be the lacrosse team head
My outfit is not a game, my goal is made with every step
Casual business looks easy money on me
That's uhhhh wealth on wealth 
(Wealth on wealth)
(EZ!)

(Chorus)
What the fuck is a chorus?
I can sing for myself
(ooh oouuuo ohhhh)
A band of assistants follow me when shopping, 
theme music doesn't generate itself 
I wear a cape so I can stand still when it flies
Every structure in the game is a free ride
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the real McCoy! money money money board game life, toys 
I'm the reeeeallll McCoy! Money money money board game life, toys!
(Yes!)

Real McCoy Rich Boi

Preppy Gxd Steven - Fancy Nancy (Private Racks Version) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She's so fancy that's my babe, her name is Nancy (Nancy)
I keep her flush with luxury and racks, my money is romantic 
She's my future wife yet we're already eating cake together and dancing 
Private school heartthrobs, we dress preppy together, our socks pass the ankles
Fancy things, diamond rings, furs and minks 
The entire world I would shrink for my Nancy
My "Fi-nancy"
(Fancy, fancy, fancy)
(Nancy)

(Verse 1)
Baby I hate to put you on the spot but look around
We're elite lovers on top
Born into luxurious wealth from the very start
Given the best of things, so we deserve each other
Would sell all my fine things to be Nancy blessed
Your heart knows mine, you make cents 
Money falls but we never do that's the rule
Nancy I love you, and want to spend all my days with you
You laugh at my memes and we chase the most exotic foods
Never afraid to be you
You adore shopping like I do
Lets close down the mall for shoes (shoes)
Our future is rock solid, racks are the glue 
Both from Old money families, nothing is really new
You and I are a dynasty, you're my jewel (my jewel)
You're so pretty, so fancy!
My Nancyyyyyy
(ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

(Chorus)
She-she's so fancy that's my babe, her name is Nancy (Nancy)
I keep her flush with luxury and racks, my money is romantic 
She's my future wife yet we're already eating cake together and dancing 
Private school heartthrobs, we dress preppy together, our socks pass the ankles
Fancy things, diamond rings, furs and minks 
The entire world I would shrink for my Nancy
My "Fi-nancy"
(Fancy)

(Verse 2)
We will grow more than we already have
Our businesses will bloom and flower our walking paths
We’re the one percent so our memories are worth it
Celebrities at every bash, cryptocurrency over cash
Monster mansions, vintage homes with good bones from the past
It's tougher to spoil you than other girls but I'm still ahead
Bought Every necklace for your neck, 
Personal designers so every fit is snatched
Despicable wealth, excess, and lovely rich sex
Every other woman is just a fish
We met in private school, easy street for the rest
Whatever else we want my wealth can fetch
You're my best catch (Nancy)
Bless, bless, bless

(Buy you the world and never look back)
(damn, so fancy)
(Nancy)
(Fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy)
(Buy you the world and never look back)
(damn, so fancy)

Fancy Nancy (Private Racks Version)

Preppy Gxd Steven - Fancy Nancy Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She's so fancy that's my babe, her name is Nancy (Nancy)
I keep her flush with luxury and racks, my money is romantic 
She's my future wife yet we're already eating cake together and dancing 
Private school heartthrobs, we dress preppy together, our socks pass the ankles
Fancy things, diamond rings, furs and minks 
The entire world I would shrink for my Nancy
My Fancy Nancy
(Fancy Nancy)

(Verse 1)
(Baby)
Baby I hate to put you on the spot but look around
We're elite lovers on top
Born into luxurious wealth from the very start
Given the best of things, so we deserve each other
Would sell all my fine things to be Nancy blessed
Your heart knows mine, you make cents 
Money falls but we never do that's the rule
Nancy I love you, and want to spend all my days with you
You laugh at my memes and we chase the most exotic foods
Never afraid to be you
You adore shopping like I do
Lets close down the mall for shoes
Our future is rock solid, racks are the glue 
Both from old money families, nothing is really new
You and I are a dynasty, you're my jewel 
You're so pretty, so fancy!
My Nancyyyyyy

(Chorus)
She's so fancy that's my babe, her name is Nancy (Nancy)
I keep her flush with luxury and racks, my money is romantic 
She's my future wife yet we're already eating cake together and dancing 
Private school heartthrobs, we dress preppy together, our socks pass the ankles
Fancy things, diamond rings, furs and minks 
The entire world I would shrink for my Nancy
My Fancy Nancy
(Fancy)

(Verse 2)
We will grow more than we already have
Our businesses will bloom and flower our walking paths
We’re the 1 percent so our memories are worth it
Celebrities at every bash, cryptocurrency over cash
Monster mansions, vintage homes with good bones from the past
It's tougher to spoil you than other girls but I'm still ahead
Bought Every necklace for your neck, 
Personal designers so every fit is snatched
Despicable wealth, excess, and lovely rich sex
Every other woman is just a fish
We met in private school, easy street for the rest
Whatever else we want my wealth can fetch
You're my best catch (Nancy)
Bless, bless, bless

(Buy you the world and never look back)
(never, never look back)
(Nancy)
(Nancy)

(Chorus)
She's so fancy that's my babe, her name is Nancy (Nancy)
I keep her flush with luxury and racks, my money is romantic 
She's my future wife yet we're already eating cake together and dancing 
Private school heartthrobs, we dress preppy together, our socks pass the ankles

Fancy Nancy

https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/night-walker?in=optimal-reach/sets/polar-bear
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/sonnet-the-woman
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/marrow-call

Maleena Cassius - Trauma Wink Lyrics:

(Chorus)
So lonely I may just give up 
My hope is radiated razor dust
Romance shatters due to my dark trauma and lust
Stop invading my dreams, Mom you’re serpentine to me
May you and I never make up
(Maybe I'll never wake up?)

(Verse 1)
Mother is my opposition so I keep my spider eyes shut
Melony stalks me in my sleep
In waking life our relationship is cut
I regret sharing your hyena blood
You say you want to repair
Honestly I’m too paranoid and scared
Beneath my pillow I keep finding your curly hairs
Your power is wicked, the dream world is your lair
No matter the distance you astral project here
The presence of your coyote shade amps my fear
Lucid dream escapes are morphed into ghastly terrors
The gifts you send, I always burn them

(Verse 2)
I know your raven watches my home
Your secret words are turning me to stone
The polar chill has infested my bones
I can’t bear the weight of anything
Mom I feel so fucking alone
Whatever you whispered to dad turned him into a drone
Now both of you are unknowns
Amir is the only one I trust
I fear I’ll die when brother is gone
Not a soul believes the things you’ve done
Is this my life?
You blessed me with a cursed one
I cry at night and owls gift me their songs

(Chorus)
So lonely I may just give up 
My hope is radiated razor dust
Romance shatters due to my dark trauma and lust
Stop invading my dreams, Mom you’re serpentine to me
May you and I never make up
(Maybe I'll never wake up?)

Trauma Wink

https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/night-walker?in=optimal-reach/sets/polar-bear
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/sonnet-the-woman
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/marrow-call

Maleena Cassius - Trauma Wink Lyrics:

(Chorus)
So lonely I may just give up 
My hope is radiated razor dust
Romance shatters due to my dark trauma and lust
Stop invading my dreams, Mom you’re serpentine to me
May you and I never make up
(Maybe I'll never wake up?)

(Verse 1)
Mother is my opposition so I keep my spider eyes shut
Melony stalks me in my sleep
In waking life our relationship is cut
I regret sharing your hyena blood
You say you want to repair
Honestly I’m too paranoid and scared
Beneath my pillow I keep finding your curly hairs
Your power is wicked, the dream world is your lair
No matter the distance you astral project here
The presence of your coyote shade amps my fear
Lucid dream escapes are morphed into ghastly terrors
The gifts you send, I always burn them

(Verse 2)
I know your raven watches my home
Your secret words are turning me to stone
The polar chill has infested my bones
I can’t bear the weight of anything
Mom I feel so fucking alone
Whatever you whispered to dad turned him into a drone
Now both of you are unknowns
Amir is the only one I trust
I fear I’ll die when brother is gone
Not a soul believes the things you’ve done
Is this my life?
You blessed me with a cursed one
I cry at night and owls gift me their songs

(Chorus)
So lonely I may just give up 
My hope is radiated razor dust
Romance shatters due to my dark trauma and lust
Stop invading my dreams, Mom you’re serpentine to me
May you and I never wake up
(Maybe I'll never wake up?)

So lonely I may just give up 
My hope is radiated razor dust
Romance shatters due to my dark trauma and lust
(Lust)

Trauma Wink (Terrorful Version)

Preppy Gxd Steven - Gold is Soft BTW Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Can't kick it with that boy
He probably thinks gold is hard
I never ever had a hard life, why lie? Why lie? I never asked the cost
My wealth is foundational, it's elemental gold, I'm linked up too
Can't network with an employee, it's always straight to the boss
Cover my ass in luxurious threads,  I'm an undercover boss
Can't spend my time with a normal who doesn't know gold is soft (gold is soft)
Can't spend my time with a normal who doesn't know gold is soft

(Verse 1)
My haters are fucking normal, but my wealth makes me super (super)
When I cop a new whip you know that shit super! (super duper)
Life's a bitch? Well with generational wealth, her problems, I juked them
Hands of South Sea pearls? I've scooped them
Never waiting in line?  My family's name basically speeds up time
Always ahead, cream of the crop wearing a sweater vest
My preppy life keeps me auto check fed
Front page models slip and slide on my bed, they beg to gimme head! 
Never fawn over these famous hoes
Your boy ran through a hundred of those
If I reach out either money or women are drawn to my hand 
(make em both dance)
My trust fund is getting too fat I think I need to waste more bands (waist bands)
I think I need to waste more bands

(Chorus)
Can't kick it with that boy 
He probably thinks gold is hard 
I never ever had a hard life, why lie? Why lie? I never asked the cost
My wealth is foundational, it's elemental gold, I'm linked up too
Can't network with an employee, it's always straight to the boss
Cover my ass in luxurious threads,  I'm an undercover boss
Can't spend my time with a normal who doesn't know gold is soft (gold is soft)
Can't spend my time with a normal who doesn't know gold is soft
(Gold is soft by the way)

(Verse 2)
Never touching cash again 
rather blockchain or go back to gold bars again
Steven always been a hot ting
At birth paparazzi wanted to snap me before I had a clue
Every house of mine is a mansion, I could play real life Clue
Your money is low, it's short, your cash flow is stuffed too
I'm the golden boy, wealthy heir, never falling off you can trust (trust)
My haters never seen a gold bar let alone wrote one
Pure gold is unknown to them, it's soft not hard son
Only rubbing elbows with those who command a room
Don't speak on my preppy aesthetic if you don't step in custom made shoes
Money glitch on my wealth, my life is easy and soft like gold flakes too

(Just a little nugget for you there)
(Just a gem I picked up, bitch)

Gold is Soft BTW

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

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