ORCA Emo Pop & Rap Playlist

https://the-first-descendant.fandom.com/wiki/Valby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwri4UAwxE8

TELNU - Valby, Water Wife Volley Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Valby, she's a water volley, a sea fairy, a water mommie
Valby booty waves call me (call me)
I would never play you, I can change for you, I can clean for you, I'd do your laundry 
(Water mommie)
Valby Valby, Valby, gimme your sock I can clean it for you like Dolby
(Dolby)
(Like Dolby)
(Dolby)

(Verse 1)
I want a lover with Valby wet rounds
Head over heals, her bubbles pop around
Enemies you're washed, flooded and soaked down 
Valby the water wife, my water waif, my Dratini Meow!
She's decended in my heart and she was first
Her loot goated my heart, I think I want a life and kids
Slippery when wet hold onto her heroic hips
I need to spray a water jet, she wet me in the feels
(Water mommie)
Valby booty waves call me (call me)
I would never play you, I can change for you, I can clean for you, I'd do your laundry 
(Water mommie)
I want a lover with Valby wet rounds
Head over heals, her bubbles pop around
Enemies you're washed, flooded and soaked down 
Valby the water wife, my water waif, my Dratini meow
She's descended in my heart and she was first (wow)
(Ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhhhhh ohhh)

(Verse 2)
Look, honestly my dream girl doesn't need to be a direct copy
I just want her to soothe me and love me deeply like seas
Know me and even hold me (water rocket)
Hey babe be my Valby shorty!
All your skins are pretty sporty, would love it if you'd court me
Before we take it jet ski fast I want a budding friendship built to last
Your water skills are slick, I want us to go muddin
Valby the queen of the deep, Atlantian puddin 
First she descended now she really got me, She swept me off my feet she's my Valby!
(Water volley)

(Chorus)
I want a lover with Valby wet rounds
Head over heals, her bubbles pop around
Enemies you're washed, flooded and soaked down 
Valby the water wife, my water waif, my Dratini meow (meow)
She's decended in my heart and she was first
And she was first
My Dratini Meow
And she was first (First, first)

(outro)

Valby, Water Wife Volley

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Bonnie-and-Clyde-American-criminals

TELNU - Bonnie Scam Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I don't even want to talk to her cuz it hurts so bad (call me back)
Thought I had a partner to push through the bad
My Bonnie left my side for a cash grab
Scammer boo scammer baby she wants the credits bad
Want to see myself happy with her, this ending is bad!
I fell for the Bonnie Scam! (damn)
Bonnie Scam, boo you're so bad! (Ohhh Bonnie why the money?)
(Oh Bonnie why the moneyyyyy?)
You're bad!

(Verse 1)
She found me at my worst going bad 
I was down and broken, I'm breaking bad
I burned all my bridges while hurting, my anxiety worsened 
Turned all my lovers to stone they don't go back!
Bonnie caught me off guard and I had it bad! 
She knew she could play me from the start, her acting wasn't bad
I needed a ray of hope and a different scope
She provided that, I fell into her arms snug like baller pass
She was the bane of my bank, she was a cash grab!
She was saying all the right things 
And her beauty delighted me
I loaded her with luxury and walked into her scam
I Wanted the wedding bells but she didn't care, not a single gram  
Damn (damn)
Bonnie oh baby help me I want to understand (understand you)
How did I fall for the Bonnie Scam?
(Bonnie Scam)
She emptied my accounts it was a lover sham
Go away Bonnie Scammer you're banned! (banned banned)
Go away Bonnie Scammer you're banned! (banned)
(Oh Bonnie! Why did you take off with the money?)

(Chorus)
I don't even want to talk to her cuz it hurts so bad! (Bonnie)
Thought I had a partner to push through the bad!
My Bonnie left my side for a cash grab
Scammer boo scammer baby she wants the credits bad!
Want to see myself happy with her, this ending is bad!
I fell for the Bonnie Scam (damn)
Bonnie Scam, boo you're so bad (Ohhh Bonnie why the money?)
(Oh Bonnie why the moneyyyyy?)
You're bad

(Verse 2)
I hate to recount how Bonnie stole stole from my accounts
My heart's sunk down, doesn't even matter the dollar amount 
I can't surmount, my pain is mounting she's projecting and she's pouting!
She charmed out my coins now I'm playing the clown 
She said she needed a few bands to help family and friends! 
She needed wheels, a vacay, said I was her only man
I was suckered by her scam, god damn (damn damn)
Wish she wanted me for me and not my advance 
Wish there was a real love between us could advance 
She's only after cash and her wishes granted 
Want her to come back, I'm missing her green back
(Green backs yuhh)
(Come back yeeeaaaahhhh!)
(Bonnie Bad, bad, bad!)
(Watch out, its that's a Bonnie Scam, scam, scam)

(Chorus)
I don't even want to talk to her cuz it hurts so bad! (call me back)
Thought I had a partner to push through the bad!
My Bonnie left my side for a cash grab
Scammer boo scammer baby she wants the credits bad
Want to see myself happy with her, this ending is bad
I fell for the Bonnie Scam! (damn)
Bonnie Scam, boo you're so bad (Ohhh Bonnie why the money?)
(Oh Bonnie why the moneyyyyy?)
You're bad
(BONNNIE!!)
(My Bonnie!)
(Scam)

Bonnie Scam

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake-is-a-lie
https://gearsofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Gears_of_War_(franchise)

TELNU - Memory Mall (Gamer M8) Lyrics:

[Instrumental]

(Verse 1)
I Love her chats and streams
I been here, a Cell on her team
When she's down I hype her up, sayin, I've got Sensu beans
We're forever gaming, turning the valve, never losing steam
We put an X on every box and we own every gaming station
Full dive into VR with my baby that's the end all be all
Loved her talent first, I watched her floor wipe my team on many meets
She doubled back, sacked our healer, and her emote selection was elite
She battles Royal and is the beast of the lane
She full counters all plays and has anime body for days
I've been studying her plays, in a word she slays
Trying not to fall because I've already been through it all
My mind is online, my body is back home (back home)
when I'm offline I'm always waiting for your call
I'm walking through playbacks of our time together, it's my memory mall
(memory mall)

(Chorus)
My heart wall bounces for her, I'm shifting Geeeeaaarrs
Been a skilled street fighter, battling the mortal fields
Always been a solo gamer, ignoring all friend request appeals
Now she's my tactical teammate, she flag steals
Been yearning for a gamer mate
She's been real, no liar's CAKE
I'm stacking achievements and feels
(Achievements and feels)
Sometimes digital portals are real

(Verse 2)
The world is vast sometimes I get lost, 
the digital worlds are dramatic
We must save the world but at a cost
She's my prize but I won't cash in
She has a special move and it guarantees a win
Never knew I needed a gaming twin
A Shadow at my side for those Sonic streak wins
She's a hero and a bride, I never got cold feet
I'm a Bard and a Knight, felt us lock hands and knew the grip was right
She's my lover, loading my system with a brand new engine
TELNU, I feel realer than ever, new polygons and textures
Upload me forever, no bounds with you my girl, we're birds of a feather
Command me around with a gesture
Gaming with me forever, even offline we remain tethered
Touch grass together (together)

(Chorus)
My heart wall bounces for her, I'm shifting Geeeeaaarrs
Been a skilled street fighter, battling the mortal fields
Always been a solo gamer, ignoring all friend request appeals
Now she's my tactical teammate, she flag steals
Been yearning for a gamer mate
She's been real, no liar's CAKE
I'm stacking achievements and feels
(Achievements and feels)
Sometimes digital portals are real

(Yeah that one, nah the one right before it, yeah!)
(Yeah that's the map I think you'll love, I scoped it out the other day when you were asleep in the Real)
(This time I'll run heals)

(outro)

Memory Mall (Gamer M8)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/red-ring-of-death


TELNU - Come Clean, Gamer Queen Lyrics:

[Instrumental]

(Yo this one again? I hate this map)
(I'll play it but damn)

(Verse 1)
Lately when we we're gaming together my hearts been aching 
When I hear your tone on Discord my heart is breaking 
When I hit your phone and get ignored, I'm hating (hating)
Things used to feel different, I don't like this update 
These balancing changes have come too late 
We're losing our connection with each other (snake)
The signal is weak, just winning a few ranked matches together has become a feat
Our synergy is sloppy, we're missing our shots, our skills lately are weak
When we lose games we rage out at each other and are mean 
Sorry if this is hard to hear but listen up my gaming queen 
I have to say some things 
I have to say some things

(I have to come clean)

(Chorus) 
I'm going off script because you're my stick bunny
Want you running by my side through every release, every dungeon 
Lately things between us feel numb (going dumb)
I hate to bring this up,
I had to open up, I had to come clean (clean, clean, clean)
You deserve the truth and to hear it straight from me
Are we still riding for each other, are we still on the same team?

(Verse 2) 
I'm down to reforge our armor and gadget's instead of hitting delete 
We have achieved a lot online and off, together we have stunning feats
I don't want to give up on us girl
I want us to shoot for the rings, I can hear wedding bells 
Baby let's avoid getting the Red ring (Red Ring, Red Ring, Red Ring)
Let's find what the drama bug is and patch things up
We can fix things baby don't rage quit and give up (G.G)
Please hear me lady, I feel like we're stuck
It's draining my gaming, my skills are fucked (they're Fucked)
When we're on the rocks my enjoyment of games sucks
You're the babe I'm maining, my alt girls are all cut
I left those E-girl's stuck for you
I left those E-girl's stuck for you
I know opening up is hard and it's tough for you, well I hate it too
(I hate it too)
Just like any boss battle we have faced, together we can break through

(Had to come clean, had to come clean, gamer queen, clean clean clean)

(Chorus) 
I'm going off script because you're my stick bunny
Want you running by my side through every release, every dungeon 
Lately things between us feel numb (going dumb)
I hate to bring this up,
I had to open up, I had to come clean (clean, clean, clean)
You deserve the truth and to hear it straight from me
Are we still riding for each other, are we still on the same team?
(That's another wipe)
(G.G)
(Like I just don't get why you would run away while I'm trying to shield you, how can I even help you if you're always running in first and shit?)

(Outro)

Come Clean, Gamer Queen

https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/E-Girl
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/8/1/20748707/egirl-definition-what-is-an-eboy
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-look-lonely

TELNU- E-Girl World Lyrics:

(I wrote her a poem and shit, I'm not gonna send it though)

(Verse 1)
Let me tell you the truth
Between my ranked match slaying and soulful boss breaking
these E-girls keep me coming
They're 50-feet tall, neon light glowing futuristic and humming
She said I look lonely, She can fix that
maybe if the tips are flowing? (flowing)
E-girls you're too powerful for me
They're a dose I can't beat 
cute cat ear headphones and cat paw socks on feet
vibrant dyed hair or wigs that are unique
Dark as fuck goth girls or happy and cheery! 
anime posters in your background, messy cute clothes on the floor or tidy and neat (whatever)
you cosplay doves and gaming cranes, they make me screech
These baddies are demure, these baddies meek, some tough, some RAWR! 
some with gaming skills that are elite (elite)
I watch all their streams, to my favorites I have contributed financially
Love to watch her play, tune in everyday
(Play)
I'm playing every single game she recommends, its a fuckin date!
I'm a monthly subscriber, not pay to win!
I'm a monthly subscriber, not pay to win!
Premium subscriber photos, they got me sinning
E-Girls got me, it feels so real, I'm simping and shit
E-Girl world, E-girl world, E-Girl world, magical girls and her friends!

(Chorus)
She posts funny memes
Makes me feel the sting
She has a sense of humor and loves gaming
E-Girl babe, Love to watch you playin 
You always play and Dress To Impress, you pull first place and dress the best
Love to hear you speculating about new releases and life relating
I feel like its an E-girl world, E-girl world, E-girl world
(E-Girl World!)
You're my Tracer baby have Mercy, some say I Overwatch you girl (E-Girl)

(Verse 2)
Love that she posts either dank or brain rot memes (memes)
E-Girls are larger than life, no skibidi
I'm Laughing with her other fans in Discord and chat posting
I Watch her get ready with me videos, her makeup is smokey (smokey)
I wear her merch and with the boys I'm party hosting
Took seven items off an E-girl's wish list this week (this week)
Didn't look back, not a wink
I copped her some black high tops for her pretty feet (her feet)
Got a spiked necklace for her collar, a night gown for her sleep streams 
A giant teddy bear with angel wings, a box set collection of anime and a few other things
I support her needs she fuels my dreams, their communities greeted me and were good to me
E-Girl baby why do you do this to me?
E-Girl baby why do you do this to me?
Its an E-Girl world when I'm not locked in gaming!
I wanna give you the world sometimes, here is a star, gifting you a Galaxy (Damn baby!)
Counting my lucky stars that I found you all babes
Your RL streams are in demand, that amusement park looked great!
I bought your new paintings, this perspective looks great!
Dynamic angles, bold lines, trusted frame! 
I'm a big fan, no hate! E-girls hey! You're in my, you're in my, you're in my brain!
How can I ever choose a main?
(In my brain)
(In my brain)
(She games)
(I'm gamed)

(Chorus)
She posts funny memes
Makes me feel the sting
She has a sense of humor and loves gaming
E-Girl babe, Love to watch you playin 
You always play and Dress To Impress, you pull first place and dress the best
Love to hear you speculating about new releases and life relating
I feel like its an E-girl world, E-girl world, E-girl world!
(E-Girl World!)
You're my Tracer baby have Mercy, some say I Overwatch you girl (E-Girl)

E-Girl World!

https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/E-Girl
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/8/1/20748707/egirl-definition-what-is-an-eboy
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-look-lonely

TELNU- E-Girl World Lyrics:

(I wrote her a poem and shit, I'm not gonna send it though)

(Verse 1)
Let me tell you the truth
Between my ranked match slaying and soulful boss breaking
these E-girls keep me coming
They're fifty feet tall, neon light glowing futuristic and humming
She said I look lonely, She can fix that
maybe if the tips are flowing? (flowing)
E-girls you're too powerful for me
They're a dose I can't beat 
cute cat ear headphones and cat paw socks on feet
vibrant dyed hair or wigs that are unique
Dark as fuck goth girls or happy and cheery! 
anime posters in your background, messy cute clothes on the floor or tidy and neat (whatever)
you cosplay doves and gaming cranes, they make me screech
These baddies are demure, these baddies meek, some tough, some RAWR! 
some with gaming skills that are elite (elite)
I watch all their streams, to my favorites I have contributed financially
Love to watch her play, tune in everyday
(Interlinked)
I'm playing every single game she recommends, its a fuckin date!
I'm a monthly subscriber, not pay to win!
I'm a monthly subscriber, not pay to win!
Premium subscriber photos, they got me sinning
E-Girls got me, it feels so real, I'm simping and shit
E-Girl world, E-girl world, E-Girl world, magical girls and her friends!

(Chorus)
She posts funny memes
Makes me feel the sting
She has a sense of humor and loves gaming
E-Girl babe, Love to watch you playin 
You always play and Dress To Impress, you pull first place and dress the best
Love to hear you speculating about new releases and life relating
I feel like its an E-girl world, E-girl world, E-girl world
(E-Girl World!)
You're my Tracer baby have Mercy, some say I Overwatch you girl (E-Girl)

(Verse 2)
Love that she posts either dank or brain rot memes (memes)
E-Girls are larger than life, no skibidi
I'm Laughing with her other fans in Discord and chat posting
I Watch her get ready with me videos, her makeup is smokey (smokey)
I wear her merch and with the boys I'm party hosting
Took seven items off an E-girl's wish list this week (this week)
Didn't look back, not a wink
I copped her some black high tops for her pretty feet (her feet)
Got a spiked necklace for her collar, a night gown for her sleep streams 
A giant teddy bear with angel wings, a box set collection of anime and a few other things
I support her needs she fuels my dreams, their communities greeted me and were good to me
E-Girl baby why do you do this to me?
E-Girl baby why do you do this to me?
Its an E-Girl world when I'm not locked in gaming
I wanna give you the world sometimes, here is a star, gifting you a Galaxy (Damn baby)
Counting my lucky stars that I found you all babes
Your RL streams are in demand, that amusement park looked great!
I bought your new paintings, this perspective looks great
Dynamic angles, bold lines, trusted frame! 
I'm a big fan, no hate! E-girls hey! You're in my, you're in my, you're in my brain
How can I ever choose a main?
(In my brain)
(She games)
(I'm gamed)

(Chorus)
She posts funny memes
Makes me feel the sting
She has a sense of humor and loves gaming
E-Girl babe, Love to watch you playin 
You always play and Dress To Impress, you pull first place and dress the best
Love to hear you speculating about new releases and life relating
I feel like its an E-girl world, E-girl world, E-girl world
(E-Girl World!)
You're my Tracer baby have Mercy, some say I Overwatch you girl (E-Girl)

(outro)

E-Girl World! (Chill hop Simpcore version)

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/8/1/20748707/egirl-definition-what-is-an-eboy
https://www.marvel.com/characters/phoenix-jean-grey

TELNU - BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIENDX1000 Lyrics:

[Intro]

(Verse 1)
Bitch I finally got an E-girl baddie who loves me back
She's a rare booster pack, I saw her strip on stream (Dat ass!)
I've been subbed to all her accounts, love to buy her things!
Her wrists are full of bracelets, her fingers hold all her rings
Love her perky ass, I'm morphing into a stool
She has me acting up, playing the fool
Watched her Mukbang, played with her food (ooouu)
Our love life fucks, our passion rules 
She throws it back while the TV plays anime themes 
This shits a dream (pinch me)
No big deal, no big thing, I have to play it cool
I've been around head turning babes before, She's my Jean Grey
Fuck my X man, can't help but check her daily fits 
Sometimes we just lock hands like a puzzle and cuddle
Most times we stomp opponents online and add gaming collectibles to our shelves
Everything before dating my E-girl was hell
Everything before dating my E-girl was hell
I fell for her online, now that we're face to face my heart is drippy, shh don't tell 

(Chorus)
I spent my past days blue now I'm dating an E-girl (ooouu)
(Bitch I got an E-GIRLFRIEND)
She makes me Twitch I love her stream, dropped all the other girls from my team
We get high and we rule, she's my Elf and I'm her Link 
Fuck up a check with her, my wallet bruised (wallet bruised)
Bitch I finally got an E-girl baddie in my bed, I'm her dude (dude)
BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIEND!!!
BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIEND!!!
BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIEND!!!
Ass CAKE soft and two milky cream scoops (she's food)
My very own E-girl boo
(She's Fuckin cute)

(Verse 2) 
I heart immediately when her Tik-toks start, I tap the screen non-stop when she asks for more hearts
My girlfriend is too spicy, pop pop pop, her E-girl body is feminine and hot
I know every curve and body delight 
I used to trace them on my screens and now in real life (delight)
She's has the best chest and believe me I stay abreast 
She told me to goon and I never stopped 
She's a candy cane lane, she pop rocks
It's an E-girl world so I'll take E-girl's from down under or on top
This is a new experience and it tops
The women I've dated before have been just a sugar drop 
Hooked on her flood, love to sniff her socks
E-girl mommy walk over me, you're at the top
E-girl mommy walk over me, you're at the top
I'm not ashamed, I'm an E-girl simping God 
(Simp God)
(Oh my God)
I love E-girl spit, I'm an E-girl slob
(Slob)

(Chorus)
I spent my past days blue now I'm dating an E-girl (ooouu)
(Bitch I got an E-GIRLFRIEND!!!)
She makes me Twitch I love her stream, dropped all the other girls from my team
We get high and we rule, she's my Elf and I'm her Link 
Fuck up a check with her, my wallet bruised (wallet bruised)
Bitch I finally got an E-girl baddie in my bed, I'm her dude (dude)
BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIEND!!!
BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIEND!!!
BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIEND!!!
Ass CAKE soft and two milky cream scoops (she's food)
My very own E-girl boo
(She's Fuckin cute)
(Ooouuu ooouuu)
(ooooouuuu oooouuuu)
(mhmmmm yeahhhh, uh just wanted y'all to know)
(I got an E-girlfriend, I fold)

(Outro)

[end]

BITCH I GOT AN E-GIRLFRIENDX1000 (Slam Poetry version)

TELNU - Lover Loading Screens

(intro)
(I mean the visuals are crisp and shit, it's just the load times)
(You'll love it though, I promise)

(Verse 1)
She's been in and out of my life for years now
She knows all about me (fears)
I love her with No Bounds she's a part of me
No matter the relationships that come between, we have the thing
We've dated off and on over the years, our love is haunting 
Been a big bad ghost in gaming, together we're noob hunting (boo bitch)
Sometimes the loves between us dries you and dies, it makes me scream
Both of us are cloaked in trauma, a lot to take in
Sometimes we flourish and bloom, we grow from within
I feel like we're in a cycle, we break up then cling
Oh how long babe? How long will we keep getting stuck in lover loading screens?
You're my true love, how do I keep forgetting these things?
I can't lose you over flings, you're my favorite map to play, my gamer queen
Lover loading screens

(Chorus)
We do well together for a while 
Things are good when we're together fresh and green
After a while we but heads and break each other down mentally 
I'm ready for change I feel powerless to do anything 
Okay, but can this please just be a dream?
We want our happy ending but whenever we get close
We're separated for a while by lover loading screens
(Lover loading screens)
My loverrrrr, love love, loverrr, loading, loading screens)
(Lover loading screens)
We're stuck in lover loading screens
Oh I want to be free from Lover Loading screens!


(Verse 2)
Juliette is a Scorpio babe, her tail stings
At times she pinches my heart and I'm stuck on screens 
I'm never blameless, I've contributed to this bad scene
I've been mean to her before, I've said dirt things
We're the worst for each other and the best too it seems
No matter our sins after we break up we heal our seams
I compare every woman I fall for to her and none fit the bill
I distract myself from my shortcomings in our relationship with gaming skills
Stacking kills, buying gear, running from feels
We're both flush with the hottest skins, not polar boo
We're lovers loading up headed for the stars or hurtling towards Doom
Fighting lover loading screens along side you
Hoping each time we connect we will act different, we never do
Fuck, I don't really know what to do (fuck, fuck)
Lover loading screens, looking forward to seeing you
Lover loading screens, the walls around our hearts aren't see through

(Chorus)
We do well together for a while 
Things are good when we're together fresh and green
After a while we butt heads and break each other down mentally 
I'm ready for change I feel powerless to do anything 
Okay, but can this please just be a dream?
We want our happy ending but whenever we get close
We're separated for a while by lover loading screens
(Lover loading screens)
My loverrrrr, love love, loverrr, loading, loading screens)
(Lover loading screens)
We're stuck in lover loading screens
Oh I want to be free from Lover Loading screens!
(No more wipes, I want us to win)

(Outro)

Lover Loading Screens

TELNU - Good Goth <3 Lyrics:

(Chorus)
She's good, oh she's good she's goth (She's goth)
She's good, oh she's good she's goth (She's goth)
(Good goth)
Love to be spotted with her when the suns out or when it's dark
She can be edgy, her humor and clothes are dark
Love her aesthetic it's feminine and macabre, it's art
She's bad to the bone, for good Goths my marrow sparks (sparks)
Listen Goth cutie I'm invested in our love story, so how do we start?
(How do we start)

(Verse 1)
I didn't have much but my will and a plan
I didn't come from money, I was broke back then and now more advanced 
I went from rags to goth bitches, that's a grand slam
I used to hurt wishing for goth mommies, I was down bad
Used to subscribe to all their pages and pay for their Only Fans
Now I still do all the same shit but I'm flushed with rap bands (bands)
Got my money up just to have a Good Goth chance
Simping for these Espeons openly, ain't no shame in that
They're each pretty, bold, and unique, she's a strange catch
Watch anime and play games with me, you're so good at that
Harvesting my love for you while we play Farmville
Romantic bliss forever, no rough patch 
Romantic bliss forever no rough patch 
I want to collect her and her good Goth girlies, like cabbage patch
Had to get this off my chest, just the facts 
Good Goth! Damn babe you rule, you ate that

(Chorus)
She's good, oh she's good she's Goth (She's goth)
She's good, oh she's good she's Goth (She's goth)
(Good Goth)
Love to be spotted with her when the suns out or when it's dark
She can be edgy, her humor and clothes are dark
Love her aesthetic it's feminine and macabre, it's art
She's bad to the bone, for good Goths my marrow sparks (sparks)
Listen Goth cutie I'm invested in our love story, so how do we start?
(How do we start?)
(I'm in the dark)
I'll do my part, I'll do my part

(Verse 2)
When I locked hands with her I knew she was too hot
Named her my best girl, we're going steady, this shit rocks
I've got a matchstick box to light our path if we can't see our way, babe
I can shine my light on you whenever you're lost, you're magic like Fae
I bought a room full of plushies for you can't wait to see your face
Can't wait to poke your cheeks, to squish your plush face
I love everything you do and how you're never fake
Good Goth, good Goth, you're my cake
(Cake cake)
Good Goth, good Goth, you're my cake
(Goth cake)
To show my faults to you I'm not afraid, this is more about darkness love not just getting laid
I've been through hardships before and made my way
I want a good Goth like you sitting at my side on those rainy days
I want a good Goth at my side for those gaming days
Take down tough bosses with me then you can have the reigns (Dom me)
I'll shade you babe, ignore the rays, be my goth baddie forever XOXO it's not a phase
(Be my goth baddie forever it's not a phase)
Be my goth baddie forever, hope we're on the same page

(Chorus)
She's good, oh she's good she's Goth (She's goth)
She's good, oh she's good she's Goth (She's goth)
(Good Goth)
Love to be spotted with her when the suns out or when it's dark
She can be edgy, her humor and clothes are dark
Love her aesthetic it's feminine and macabre, it's art
She's bad to the bone, for good Goths my marrow sparks (sparks)
Listen Goth cutie I'm invested in our love story, so how do we start?
(How do we start?)
(You're my cake!)
(I'll do my part)
(I'll do my part)
(I'll do my part)

(Outro)

Good Goth <3

TELNU - Rentcheckdoo Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I was living all on my own, the rent check due
Had to cut off all my dimes, gather my blues (Rentcheckdoo)
Doing side jobs, cutting back, paying dues (Rentcheckdoo)
Back then I was selling chicken tenders in fast food
Now I've carved out the path to the cash dude
Rentcheckdoo, Rentcheckdoo
Stacked all my credits exponential 
Never fucking worry bout Rentcheckdoo, 
(RENTCHECKDOO)

(Verse 1)
It's TELNU I can't be put in a box
Give me a shot then I rock (rock, rock, rock)
Destined to fly, no bird box
Love every fiber of an E-girl down to her socks!
A bit about me, I love pop rocks
I'm sticky to the money it's attracted to me, don't stop
I'm milking my bars I make em sop 
I wanna go far I'm sneezing like snot
I'm lit like cigar, come squeeze me I'm hot!
Lived all my life check to check and now I'm not
Never dreamed I could own multiple cars, some run on watts
Never dreamed I could own multiple cars, some run on watts
Never cried this hard, me and the fam sleeping on synthetic goose down now (now)
Back then I was struggling to meal plan and get my loan payments down
Students loans taking their toll
My credit score was minimized, those was simpler times
I found my way to music and felt revived 
I've been a leet game player, I mop teams and wipe 
I remember when Rentcheckdoo, don't miss those nights
I remember when Rentcheckdoo, don't miss those nights
(I needed money ahh)

(Chorus)
I was living all on my own, the rent check due
Had to cut off all my dimes, gather my blues (Rentcheckdoo)
Doing side jobs, cutting back, paying dues (Rentcheckdoo)
Back then I was selling chicken tenders in fast food
Now I've carved out the path to the cash dude
RENTCHECKDOO, RENTCHECKDOO, RENTCHECKDOO

(Verse 2)
Stacked all my crypto, miner, high tech brew
Always make my money's touch that's the tech boo
Seek out your passion and self invest (in you)
I created different revenue streams that's a flex (bicep!)
My music can support me now, bridge crest
I distribute my funds to all in my familial net
My babes and buds could never ask for too much, that's a check! (that's a check)
It's not bags over anything, money is second best
I love my team, I want them to prosper, we get to map select
I bought every gaming title I owned as a kid and it was the shit!
I own a remote in every color for my PS5 bitch!
I keep the same party members around me unless they switched
I knew and hoped I would arrive to this stitch
Flash forward to the present TELNU Rich and shit
Rentcheckdoo, Rentcheckdoo, Rentcheckdoo, Rentcheckdoo
Don't have anymore burdens unless I select them!

(Chorus)
I was living all on my own, the rent check due
Had to cut off all my dimes, gather my blues (Rentcheckdoo)
Doing side jobs, cutting back, paying dues (Rentcheckdoo)
Back then I was selling chicken tenders in fast food
Now I've carved out the path to the cash dude
(Repayed all my debts now I'm able)
Rentcheckdoo
Rentcheckdoo
Rentcheckdoo
Rentcheckdoo
Rentcheckdoo

Rentcheckdoo

Monster Girl Madness Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I'm a young man and I love to get it in
I'm obsessed with making dirty faces with bad monster babes
We can have sex even if she has fins (Fins)
In my earlier life I had been a monster hunter of great esteem
After countless accolades and awards for facing the most extreme fiends
I took a break to smell my green and lust over monster queens (in between)
Ghoul hunting is hard and the werewolf's bite is truly mean
Decided to take a pause from the career and sport so extreme
I am after all but a man, A man with needs

(Verse 2)
Monster women don't scare me, In fact they scratch my deepest needs
Bought a silver necklace for a wolfie chick and she absolutely hated me
Mermaid lovelies ring me up on the shell phone, then I dive into her soaking seas
My appetite is massive, our Human and Monster love could shake the trees
My adventures have put hairs on my chest, I know how to tease 
I'm traveling around the Earth doing adventurer deeds
Saving towns from vampires, ghosts, and Serpents from the seas
My daily life is R.P.G, I gave up the burning need to PVP
I hung up my hunter cloak and instead I'm spreading lover seed
Monster Girl Madness, I feel it taking a hold of me!
I'm Devon Debonair and I like my women supernatural, bold, and with Monster Mystique

(Put your tentacles all over me)
(She's watching me from the trees)

(Chorus 1)
Yo whoa please is that a wraith mommy I see?
Cursed or giant babes, you monster ladies are the fuel for me
Love the chase, even if it's me that's running
Let me see your true face babe, I swear no running
Monster Madness, Monster Madness, I fell into her Queen bat nest
Kiss me upside down, fly me home, I'll get down on my knees to please 
Oh Please (Please) I'm in love with Monster baddies
Oh Please (Please) I'm in love with Monster baddies
Infected with Monster Girl Madness! 
(I gotta have it)
(I gotta have it)
(Monster Girl Madness)

Monster Girl Madness

Monster Girl Madness (Final Girl Version) Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I'm a young man and I love to get it in
I'm obsessed with making dirty faces with bad monster babes
We can have sex even if she has fins (Fins)
In my earlier life I had been a monster hunter of great esteem
After countless accolades and awards for facing the most extreme fiends
I took a break to smell my green and lust over monster queens (in between)
Ghoul hunting is hard and the werewolf's bite is truly mean
Decided to take a pause from the career and sport so extreme
I am after all but a man, A man with needs

(Verse 2)
Monster women don't scare me, In fact they scratch my deepest needs
Bought a silver necklace for a wolfie chick and she absolutely hated me
Mermaid lovelies ring me up on the shell phone, then I dive into her soaking seas
My appetite is massive, our Human and Monster love could shake the trees
My adventures have put hairs on my chest, I know how to tease 
I'm traveling around the Earth doing adventurer deeds
Saving towns from vampires, ghosts, and Serpents from the seas
My daily life is R.P.G, I gave up the burning need to PVP
I hung up my hunter cloak and instead I'm spreading lover seed
Monster Girl Madness, I feel it taking a hold of me!
I'm Devon Debonair and I like my women supernatural, bold, and with Monster Mystique

(Put your tentacles all over me)
(She's watching me from the trees)

(Chorus 1)
Yo whoa please is that a wraith mommy I see?
Cursed or giant babes, you monster ladies are the fuel for me
Love the chase, even if it's me that's running
Let me see your true face babe, I swear no running
Monster Madness, Monster Madness, I fell into her Queen bat nest
Kiss me upside down, fly me home, I'll get down on my knees to please 
Oh Please (Please) I'm in love with Monster baddies
Oh Please (Please) I'm in love with Monster baddies
Infected with Monster Girl Madness! 
(I gotta have it)
(I gotta have it)
(Monster Girl Madness)

(Verse 3)
I've loved plenty of human women and they just won't do
Always obsessed with heart pumping action, she can press me with her boot
Take me to your lady lair, you can keep me couped
If she has wings on her back I can see myself calling her through
I'm a hunter whose seen the freakiest things, she happens to be one of them too (ooouu)
Sometimes I feel her sting, at times she's the obsessed one, true
I would never trade bedding these model monsters, too true
When there is a scary growl at night I come rushing too
I protect the innocent, I defeat Malicious monsters and dispense doom
Lately I've had a strange itch or a twitch for a Monster lady or two
I suddenly want to spend all my days making love to every kind of monster babe, baddie, and boo (BOO!)
I'm Devon Debonair and I'm just speaking my truth
Our Sex is Monster Mad, I have documented proof

(Chorus 1)
Yo whoa please is that a wraith mommy I see?
Cursed or giant babes, you monster ladies are the fuel for me
Love the chase, even if it's me that's running
Let me see your true face babe, I swear no running
Monster Madness, Monster Madness, I fell into her Queen bat nest
Kiss me upside down, fly me home, I'll get down on my knees to please 
Oh Please (Please) I'm in love with Monster baddies
Oh Please (Please) I'm in love with Monster baddies
(Yeah Its Devon, I don't care, Debonair shit)
(Monster girls hit me up, I don't bite, I lick)
(laugh)

Monster Girl Madness (Final Girl Version)

https://www.thebottleimp.org.uk/2016/12/selkies-sex-and-the-supernatural/
https://www.britannica.com/topic/kitsune

Devon Debonair - Haunted House Hookup Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Exotic women, "Hi" haunted monster creatures in my bed
I'm glamoured, all these flirty freaks are in my head
Swooned for vampire love lives, my passion bleeds red
I'll shoot my shot for any supernatural baby, my horror love is on top
I love it when her yellow eyes flash in the dark, her claws are awesome she sure leaves a mark
Felt a chill in my soul when the Poltergeist love starts
Monster baby we can go on dates, I'll protect you from stares while we stroll the park

(Verse 2)
Two arms or eight tentacles, I'm here for her monster parts
Horny like a Dragon maiden, I'm hard like a Gorgon caught me 
I keep several potions in my bag, my stamina is bossing
I do battle with nightmare creatures, in my off time they stalk me
When a monster girl sees my hunter charm they always hawk me
I can flirt with any woman from human to Zombie
She reached out her claws for me and I let her palm me
Some guys like them thick, some skinny, some blonde
If you're asking me I'll always choose the monster ones

(Chorus)
Found my latest hookup in a haunted house (haunted, haunted, a haunted house)
I'm Devon Debonair and I'm not scared, I'd kiss her on the mouth
If she's a giant in my woods, I'll find a way to mount
Never met a fiend I couldn't get to steam, She had a ghoulish body, I had to hold in my screams
XOXO to all the monstrous wifeys
Found my latest hookup in a haunted house (Haunted House)
(I'm Devon Debonair, that's what I'm about)

(Verse 3)
I rarely miss the thrill of hunting, these Werewolf ladies keep me coming
Vampire girls boss me around, they're so humbling, I let them walk all over me
Elf women sure are lovely, I give them the finest treasures I've been farming
Blow a kiss to me Lich Queen, you're icy, dead, and cold, but I'm warming
I tamed the Krakken queen, I made her release the honey (Release the Krakken!)
Ogre women are rough and strong, I don't regret that I've done it though
Mating with these Selkie girls have me slippery and helpless yo
When I'm hooking up with Mermaids, I'm never ever shellfish (oh)
I'm running up the numbers, they're fiercesome but to my charms they're all helpless
I'm always enchanted by her, I fell in love with a Kitsune once, it was romantic
She's a fox who broke my heart and played a trick on me, that's emotional damage

(Chorus)
Found my latest hookup in a haunted house (haunted, haunted, a haunted house)
I'm Devon Debonair and I'm not scared, I'd kiss her on the mouth
If she's a giant in my woods, I'll find a way to mount
Never met a fiend I couldn't get to steam, She had a ghoulish body, I had to hold in my screams
XOXO to all the monstrous wifeys
Found my latest hookup in a haunted house (Haunted House)
(I'm Devon Debonair, that's what I'm about)

(Bite me and I'll bite back)
(Hey, I've never seen a tail like that one mhmm)

Haunted House Hookup

Devon Debonair - Hunter Press Start Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
As a young boy my imagination ran wild
Throughout my early years I believed in monsters with pride
I had no doubts at all, they were real and alive
Don't ask me why, I simply felt it inside
I was bullied, I was teased but I never ever doubted monsters existed in real life

(Verse 2)
One day at age 13 I laid my eyes on my first fiend (a fiend!)
I was attending summer camp so nostalgic and serene when I heard my first blood curdling scream
All the other kids turned to run, but I ran toward to see
There before me as clear as the eye can see I spotted a werewolf and she saw me!
I had confirmed my greatest belief, I stood in awe and didn't attempt to flee
My camp counselor's body parts were in her teeth
(harrowing and unique)

(Chorus)
When I chose the monster hunting life I didn't run (I didn't run)
I took years learning my craft and I fought tooth and nail against the unholy ones
I rescued the innocent and taught them ways to be safe
Malicious monsters you're my prey
good creatures around me can find shade
These were the start of my monster hunting days!
These were the start of my monster hunting days!

(Verse 3)
To tell you the truth I was equally scared and full of wonder too
I had never seen a sight so grisly, I was scared and frozen to the root
Her lupine eyes stalked me as she snarled and chewed
from the chaos and confusion I was jolted awake, moments from becoming her food
The sights and sounds of the woods came rushing back to me, friends were calling for help from me
This was the hunter start for me, I knew there was only a moment to act
Before we all started to bleed, I took a breath I picked up the limb of a fallen tree
I defended the weak, everything I had in me, The werewolf was fast and hungry, she bolted right for me
Instead of running I leaned right in, I put on a brave face for my peers and friends
I was tackled and hammered down by this Otherkin, My forearms and legs were torn to red ribbons, she wanted to win
Others joined in to save me, they roared and waved their arms to cause a diversion for me
I stood triumphant with my camp team and we banded together to run off the she wolf thing
The moonlight shone down on me
I'm bathed in red, no longer green
(No longer green)

(Chorus)
When I chose the monster hunting life I didn't run (I didn't run)
I took years learning my craft and I fought tooth and nail against the unholy ones
I rescued the innocent and taught them ways to be safe
Malicious monsters you're my prey
good creatures around me can find shade
These were the start of my monster hunting days!
These were the start of my monster hunting days!

(Yeah its Devon Debonair!)
(Those were the start of the glory days)
(The start to my monster hunting days)

Hunter Press Start

https://www.shanore.com/blog/the-legend-of-the-selkies/?srsltid=AfmBOorYZ0TABLeAWJ0bAU1Jkg38wXhgwcWfxd9rAj5APft5T8-6xKt5
https://fringe.fandom.com/wiki/Astrid_Farnsworth

Devon Debonair - I'm Dating A Selkie Girl Lyrics:

(CHORUS)
I'm dating a Selkie girl
She's shy and unique, she doesn't take selfies like the other girls
Her skin is slippery and sexy, the seal feels good and close
We swim the seas of the globe together,  her hand or flipper I'll hold
I'm in love with a Selkie girl, just wanted you to know

(Verse 1) 
Her name is Astrid and I would give her all the stars, that's true
We met walking on the beach, things were wavy, we really hit it off too
Her mind is brilliant like the sun,  her curly hair is moisturized and soft (Ooouuu)
We went for a dip together and you wouldn't believe what I saw
She wrapped her body in the piece of seal skin she had been using as a scarf
Her body started to glow as she transformed,  I was drawn to her like a moth
She took on the shape of a seal, I was stunned for real 
I had never seen a Selkie in person,  fanned out and my head reeled 
I splashed into the waves right after her and the tide was teal
I swam away from the shore with my new Selkie crush, so surreal
Her tail was powerful and elegant, it propelled her forward and moved me as well
I grabbed her fin or her hand and held, I'm dating a Selkie girl 
She's my water world
(I'm dating a Selkie girl)

(CHORUS)
I'm dating a Selkie girl
She's shy and unique, she doesn't take selfies like the other girls
Her skin is slippery and sexy, the seal feels good and close
We swim the seas of the globe together,  her hand or flipper I'll hold
I'm in love with a Selkie girl, just wanted you to know

(Verse 2)
Astrid you're a treasure of the seas, with you I'm wealthy girl (Selkie girl)
I've dated Gorgons, harpies, and pixies in the past, but you and I are sailing girl
Don't let those mermaids get between us babe, that fling she and I had has splashed 
You and I we're real and our love boat is built to last
I'm a hunter and monster girl bachelor, but no other creature competes with you
My heart is a net, I want to catch and never release you babe
I adore spending time with you and enjoying the transformative feel
Your body is perpetually in shape, you with swim with pods of seals
I'll always dive in to protect you, no shark predator meals
Listen here's the deal, the relationship between us is sealed
I'm pulling you into my vessel, my heart has an automatic reel
I'm dating a Selkie girl, she shapeshifts using the enchanted skin of a seal
(Its real, she's real)
(A Selkie girl)
(A Selkie girl)

I'm Dating A Selkie Girl

Devon Debonair - Hunter Heart Net Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Oh, my hunter heart is a net, overtime I've weaved it into an efficient trap
The bait is love or sex, either seems to do
My hunter heart is a trap, monster girls are my prey and carnal food
My hunter heart is a net, I want the monster in you

(Verse 1)
Hey there Elf love, I saw you walking along and had the urge to catch you like a bug
My heart is a glass jar, I'll lull you in with a hug
Human women don't sate me, I prefer winged women who fly above 
I'm a lover boy and romance monster hunter, they all come in different shapes I love
Please monster Boo I just can't wait, I  love wrestling with you even if it's rough
Not all monster girls will accept me and would rather see hunter's blood
When I'm left badly injured and bruised, I recover and heal up with potions, that's the hunter brew
Oh my hunter heart is a net, I entered her spider nest and now my heart is infested with her and glued

(Chorus)
Oh, my hunter heart is a net, overtime I've weaved it into an efficient trap
The bait is love or sex, either seems to do
My hunter heart is a trap, monster girls are my prey and carnal food
My hunter heart is a net, I want the monster in you

(Verse 2)
My little black book isn't small it's mammoth and frightening
Scribbled full with the names of monster girls that like me
Some are spirits, others are beastly, so far I've avoided letting werewolf chicks bite me
It's not my first time laying with fiends, I've had numerous flings and years long relationships with mythological beings
Boss battles abound, her supernatural powers leave me astounded 

(Verse 3)
My heart wins and they fall, my charm glamours and swoons them all
My quests and adventures see me facing them all
I liberate towns, party with the people there, then I'm on to the next call
Every now and then my missions lead me to a monster babe so exotic and so unique 
My hunter heart is a net, my attraction to monster women has peaked
Might be the death of me, but I'll give you my heart, I toss my net at thee 
(My hunter heart is a net)
(I'm scared but I'm on to the next)
(Yeah it's Devon)
(Yeah it's Devon)

(Chorus)
Oh, my hunter heart is a net, overtime I've weaved it into an efficient trap
The bait is love or sex, either seems to do
My hunter heart is a trap, monster girls are my prey and carnal food
My hunter heart is a net, I want the monster in you

Hunter Heart Net

Hōdai, The Witch Boon Lyrics: 

(They'll hear a melody)

(Chorus)
Shooting ghouls down with my arrows
My bow Hōdai, she's a monster problem
Every battle is a feast, my lovely weapon Hōdai go ahead and feast (feast, feast)
Baby we're on the hunt, it's an all you can eat
Hōdai the Witch Boon an enchanted bow crafted by a sorceress for me
Every arrow I nock rejuvenates damage and cleanses toxins and disease 
Hōdai give me it all, your healing boons are a monster treat 
Hōdai Hōdai Hōdai Hōdai, all the monsters you can slay and eat!
Hōdai Hōdai Hōdai, a hunters treat 

(Verse 1) 
I keep my bow Hōdai always at my side with me (with me)
Hōdai, Hōdai, Hōdai
She makes monster hunting a breeze
Whenever ghouls rise up to test me I save the day and pin them to trees
I'm Devon Debonair and I clear out vampire hideouts, I never need to say please (bitch please)
Never a fear of venoms and poisons, Hōdai's arrow shots heal up my flesh and cleanse my meat
I'm striking, taking down giant spiders and pulverizing demonic bee nests too
Not much the two of us can't conquer,  our adventures have us leveling up too
Hōdai is my legendary bow, she eats away these fiends like food
Her endless appetite keeps my wounds healed and health full
There are many other weapons in my monster hunter arsenal but I always main you
We have slain dragons, wraiths, and shredded harpy wings (they're food)
Hōdai, the Witch boon, a bow blessed and enchanted to heal three times the damage it deals, now that's fucking cool
(My Hōdai rules)
(Hōdai the Witch boon)

(Chorus)
Shooting ghouls down with my arrows
My bow Hōdai, she's a monster problem 
Every battle is a feast, my lovely weapon Hōdai go ahead and feast (feast, feast)
Baby we're on the hunt, it's an all you can eat
Hōdai the Witch Boon an enchanted bow crafted by a sorceress for me
Every arrow I nock rejuvenates damage and cleanses toxins and disease 
Hōdai give me it all, your healing boons are a monster treat 
Hōdai, Hōdai, Hōdai, Hōdai, all the monsters you can slay and eat!
Hōdai Hōdai, Hōdai, a hunters treat 

(Verse 2)
At age 16 I went to war against a twisted evil Witch so cruel 
Her magic could raise armies of dead, she dispatched hoards of zombies that obey her rules 
When I finally took her down I had her craft me a weapon that was sharp, powerful, and true
She enchanted and weaved the tool, it's light protects from what's dark and cruel
Infused with the light she stole away from the living and the youth
A master bow was born, the sorceress named her Hōdai the Witch Boon (Witch boon)
She explained it would be the bane of supernatural kind, sounds like my kind if tool
I finished off the Witch with it and the quest was through, ever since I've been on the road saving the innocent 
I make monster sins with creepy creature baddies but always repent 
I'm Devon Debonair a monster hunter and this bow is my best friend
Hōdai Hōdai Hōdai
The ultimate monster hunting tool

Hōdai, The Witch Boon

Devon Debonair - Don't Bring a Bow to a Dragon Fight Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Dragon's are fierce with durable scales to pierce
Always bring lots of potions, health, mana, and wisdom potions too
Doing battle with a dragon could end in a tomb
Never get too cocky like I sometimes do
If they can fly then you had better find a way to do it too
Doing battle with a dragon? well here are a few guidelines and rules
(the tools)

(Verse 1)
Today my prey is massive, a stubborn elder dragon hiding in the mountains and spewing fiery plumes
He has made a perch high above a small town, a dozen have died already, thousands fear their doom
I'm properly stocked up, My fit is hunter sick, my midnight hunter cloak hides my tools
I carry an enchanted sword on my hip, it's shining edge can run scales right though
An elven necklace on my chest, its metal calms the mind and helps me keep my cool
My bow Hōdai is on my back, she's hungry to eat, she will bless me and provide healing boons
Decked out in all black with combat boots, my fit is night, my fit is truth
My mind is sharp, my feet are fleet, I'm going to strike down a behemoth and take his loot
I lurk into Gannnar the dragon's perch so discreet and prepare to do battle with a dragon

(I have the tools!)

(Chorus)
Dragon's are fierce with durable scales to pierce
Always bring lots of potions, health, mana, and wisdom potions too
Doing battle with a dragon could end in a tomb
Never get too cocky like I sometimes do
If they can fly then you had better find a way to do it too
Doing battle with a dragon? well here are a few guidelines and rules
(the tools)

(Verse 2)
I'm pierced through by one of Gannnar's ancient horns and my life is fading, my spirit is loose
He is flying and climbing higher, my skin is turning blue
The elder dragon is badly punctured and wounded, his flying is erratic too
Its icy and cloudy up here, every single breath is hurting
Hōdai, The Witch Boon has fallen from my hands and doesn't come when I whistle like she's known to do 
This elder dragon is pretty powerful, I guess even I underestimated him, true (true)
My body is dipped in blood, I broke many potion bottles and I'm low on juice
I'm whistling repeatedly, that's the melodic tune (I'm calling for you)
All my tools have failed or were crushed by his mighty tail swoops
I'm holding on to his snout for dear life, his jaws snap at my fly shoes

(Verse 3)
The situation looks dire, I mean what's new? The hunter life is havoc, it's not cartoons
We're both in bad shape, one of us is sure to lose
He jerks violently and my body is hurled loose, I'm tumbling to the frozen ground, Hōdai where are you?
I whistle once more, hard enough to knock bones loose and I do
There she comes, my bow comes flying from beneath the clouds and I'm glad to see her too
I reach for the handle and swoop...

Don't Bring a Bow To a Dragon Fight

Devon Debonair - Poltergeist PolterWife Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
She was dead and gone before we met
Her constant haunting gave the neighbors night sweats
She always haunts the same spots so I waited there with an enchanted net
She held my hands as best she could and I saw her life from birth to death
I watched visions of her days while we stood chest to chest
She was graveyard cold and was supposed to be my monster catch
I had never seen a ghost girl cry, I was taken back
I knew she was a poltergeist, vengeful and unknown, but also simply a woman with a lost soul 
I stood in her place, I mourned her lost grace
She was eternally a spirit and I had life 
So I asked for her hand as my Polter-wife 

(Chorus)
I want to be chained to her side even as we walk into the final light
She's my ghost wife and I'm her hunter knight 
It's far too cold without her but it's grim by her side
I love you forever my polter polter polter polter wife
(Poltergeist)
(I love her past death)
(She visits me at night)

(Verse 2)
My hunter heart is a needy ghost, so it was easy to fall for a poltergeist
My ghost bride often left me sculptures made of ectoplasm slime 
Soon I felt a change, her mood switched to menace on a dime
She was prone to tantrums and tormented by the circumstances that stole her life 
She would levitate objects, throw people down, and even set things alight
I tried to contain her rage with all my might
Her boundless anger threatened to take more lives
She was indifferent to who she hurt, she had grown hollow inside
I finally had to choose a side, I fired my blessed bow and dispersed her restless spirit into the night
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye my polter-wife 
(Rest now my ghostly wife)
(You're the love of my unlife)

(Chorus)
I-I want to be chained to her side even as we walk into the final light
She's my ghost wife and I'm her hunter knight 
It's far too cold without her but it's grim by her side
I love you forever my polter polter polter polter wife
(Poltergeist)
(I love her past death)
(She visits me at night)
I'll always love my polter wife!

Poltergeist PolterWife

Devon Debonair - Dramatic Fashion, Scariest Bad Ones Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I've seen wicked creatures tear through friends
My vengeance has been claimed many times over from fiends
On the road as a monster hunter since 16
Traveling the world to protect the innocent is lonely indeed
Hōdai is my mighty bow and usually the only weapon I need,
Her light arrows pierce the very wind, and upon strike heal me and friends
thousands of ghouls have been laid to rest and her magic ammo never ends
Am I anime lucky or do even the grisliest monsters want to see me win?
After facing death again and again,
My mind is filled with thoughts of bedding monster women
Now that I've had a taste of your creepy love babes, I can't give in

(Chorus)
Oh I'm a hero and debonair,
The monster women all want to chase me like I'm rare
Other hunters are jealous and hate me,
My hunter skills are peak and creature mommies make me weak,
I always save the day in dramatic fashion,
Then take a roll in the hay with the scariest bad ones
When it comes to monster babes, I can never have just one
(How can I choose just one?)

(Verse 2)
I had a long term relationship with a Slime Girl once
Her thick body was transparent green, stretchy like gum
We really gelled together, but when we argued she would chew me out like gum,
I made my nest with a Spider Woman too, 
She had me in over my head, 
She was sensual like silk but played my heart strings like thread
Vampire women love to glamor me and get into my head
Their parties are endless nights and bloody necks
My heart is the hungriest monster of them all,
And the beast is unchecked
I've yet to meet a monster woman I wouldn't court yet
(Please Monster girl sex)

(Chorus)
Oh I'm a hero and debonair,
The monster women all want to chase me like I'm rare
Other hunters are jealous and hate me,
My hunter skills are peak and creature mommies make me weak,
I always save the day in dramatic fashion,
Then take a roll in the hay with the scariest bad ones
When it comes to monster babes, I can never have just one
(Monster smash one)

(It's okay you can bite me, in fact I hope you do baby)
(You wouldn't be the first)

Dramatic Fashion, Scariest Bad Ones

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

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https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
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The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,