https://www.mbusa.com/en/vehicles/class/maybach-s-class/sedan
https://www.irs.gov/retirement-plans/roth-iras

Randy Brad, the Average Dad - Double Dad Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I’ve been a lot of things but being a Dad is the hardest one
My mom and Dad and everyone else wants me to slow down on partying and maybe unplug
Balancing my night life and raising a family, okay okay I guess I’ll double up
(Double Up)
Yuhh take my 401K and double it (double it?)
Huhhh take my Roth IRA and bubble it
A Dad and a Baller too, double it (Double it!)

(Verse 1) 
It’s Randy brad, the average dad, my wife is the sun, our kids are future grads
I been a drug dealer since my gaming handheld was advanced
Used to have a pocket full of dolphins and blots of paper
Mushroom caps hidden under my baseball cap, dense coated buds and never grass
I then found myself as a family man and became a legal weed dispensary grad
This shit looks like infinity cash, the boys and I love to play Super Smash
I always have time for my children, they are my heart and keep me up when everything is trash

(Verse 2)
My mom and dad want me to change, I chose partying, Dawn, and drugs, guess I chose bad?
I don’t give a fuck never enough, I want that, the life of revelry and a damn hall pass
My sons are in their early teens, their needs are met, Swear I’ll do whatever to have them soothed and sweet
I keep them on the straight and narrow, while still being the party king of the street

(Chorus)
I’ve been a lot of things but being a Dad is the hardest one
My mom and Dad and everyone else wants me to slow down on partying and maybe unplug
Balancing my night life and raising a family, okay okay I guess I’ll double up
(Double Up)
Yuhh take my 401K and double it (double it?)
Huhhh take my Roth IRA and bubble it
A Dad and a Baller too, double it (Double it!)

(Verse 3)
We’re saving money for rainy days, enough bills for us to go mudding in it
I love my wife more than anything but these young huzz be trouble for me
College Frat parties, they always hit me up because I have the leaf
Once I get there and in the mix, these campus bitches make it hard to leave
Sorority babes want to ride in my car, who am I to make them leave?
Scooped two girlies up for the time of their lives, plenty of room in my Maybach Sedan
I smoked them both out and they were fanned out, I love to flirt a lot but I didn't break my vows (Swear bro honest)
Never lost my stamina I’m still hard, lit, and wild (Wild)
In my high school football days I was swarmed on the field by crowds
I barely need to relive my glory days, boy if teenage me could see me now
(Yeah its Randy)
(I’m a rager and a Dad so double that shit)

Double Dad

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DtJun1kPDtA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain%E2%80%93computer_interface
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_reality

Billy Bait Car - Soaper Lyrics:

(Soaper, soaper, soaper)

(CHORUS)
It’s Disc Dog life forever! 
We're Street racing in cyberspace and its mad
My Soaper is too fucking fast, (pony!)
My newly opponents are nerf sitting, lost, lagged (lagged)
never tasted the true death, even when I crash!
I’m a slunk hitter, face me on the track and get dragged! (dragged bitch)
I’m dishing out dives, you’re slow, you’re bad

(Verse 1)
In 2041 the singularity is on full blast
My mind is uploaded online, fuck a BCI bitch my soul is the gas (whoo)
Never can I be nerfed, only the full sim racers can get past,
My whips are fusion charged, dem soapers drift and slide on glass
The diabolical tracks reconfigure on every lap, 
the race constructors deploy obstacles to block our paths
Down to decimate the newlies, these other players are trash
My skills are too Schway, I can full dive into a thousand custom tracks,
My opponents are haters because they watch from behind my back 
I’m Billy Bait Car so usually the lead racer on the track, 
15 million fans watching my live, I shoot em a wink and barely react
Billy Bait Car, sleeping into the lead like the finish line is my mattress

(CHORUS)
It’s Disc Dog life forever! 
We're Street racing in cyberspace and its mad
My Soaper is too fucking fast,  (pony!)
My newly opponents are nerf sitting, lost, lagged (lagged)
never tasted the true death, even when I CRASHHHH!
I’m a slunk hitter, face me on the track and get dragged! (dragged bitch)
I’m dishing out dives, you’re slow, you’re bad! 
(BADDDD!!!)

(Verse 2)
I feel alive when I’m hitting a sick slunk (Mad slunk brody!)
My rivals are all being beat down, they’re getting lumped
My soaper car is hugging the lanes, it’s humping (humping)
Female fans scream my name, I flirt back but I’m never humble
I’m a dive king and only A.I can keep track of my plays
Organic racers boil over with hate, they full of rage
I’m rarely in the meatspace, the real world is grey
Send a notification online if you’re a challenger to get wheeled and waved
These streets are digital gold and have never been paved
Took his pink slip because he spun out in the race,
Deleted his car on live just to rub it in a pussy’s face
They’re too slow they’re nerf sitting back in last place
Providing so much raw data, even my digital twin could lap you in a race

(I’m Schway, you’re more like disgrace)
(These newlies never never won a race)
(I’m a disc dog on a demon path)

2041 Slang: 
Disc Dog = Virtual Reality Street Racer
Soaper = Extremely Fast Car
Pony = Fast Car
Newlies/ Newly= Noobs/inexperienced racers
Hitting a Slunk = racing flow state
Schway = Cool
Nerf Sitting = Losing
True Death = Permanently dying offline without backups
Wheeled and Waved = Defeated in a race and shamed
Dishing out dives = Accepting all virtual challengers
Meatspace = Offline world

Soaper

Deep Aberration Lab ORCA - Metraclyst Mayhem Lyrics:

(Chorus)
S.O.S We’re barricaded inside the D.A.L.O base,
Please message back if you can hear this broadcast,
Our supplies are running short,
The ground team is fighting with their last
A rampaging Metraclyst is on a violent spree,
Our arsenal has been ineffective, she has so many teeth
(Oh Hollow Earth you mysterious beast)

(Verse 1)
We scientists aren’t equipped for this heat
I take back all my wishing to be on the ground team,
I’m a woman of science not a soldier who can stand against these freaks
The Deep Aberration Lab: Orca conducts many hollow Earth studies,
Lately our research has been centered on a dangerous alien being
Her kind is the Metraclyst and they are most unusual things
Altering their own size and mass is to them elementary,
First a humanoid threatening entity,
Then a behemoth that towers multiple stories,
Our goal was to study and collect their genes,
If we succeed there will be countless breakthroughs for our needs
An angry mother tracked us back to the base, and she’s really making a scene

(Chorus)
S.O.S We’re barricaded inside the D.A.L.O base,
Please message back if you can hear this broadcast,
Our supplies are running short,
The ground team is fighting with their last
A rampaging Metraclyst is on a violent spree,
Our arsenal has been ineffective, she has so many teeth

(Verse 2)
Bodies are strewn about, bloody and torn
Steel barriers and fortified concrete were no match for the raging Metraclyst
The traps set around the perimeter all failed,
The ground team’s weapons barely slowed her rampage,
There were so many blood curdling whails,
Our bodies are like stones to her, we hide, fly, and flail,
Cover your ears when she’s upon you,
Her scream is a million chattering nails,
Beware her tail too, she collapses walls like a flail
Don’t face her without heavy armor or be pierced through by one thousand teeth and nails
To some the Hollow Earth is an anomaly and hell
Oh what great research! I must survive this so my studies can prevail!

Metraclyst Mayhem

https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/nero-zero
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/get-forked?in=optimal-reach/sets/zeus-candy
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/a-moment-too-late

Lorrie Matchstick - The Unkindling Lyrics:

(Down with the Star Love Force)
(Bad guys are hype)

(Chorus)
The good guys shunned me as a teen because of my frightening might
I can absorb and dispense heat,
So I can wipe you out with fire or ice
Watch fireballs fall from the sky, while you dodge my spears of ice
Dastardly is my angle! I like to fight, fight, fight
I’m a wayward flame and my veins are ice
(Ice!)

(Verse 1)
Our super base is deep underground,
We’re super villains of unparalleled might
Our core team of six alone can darken the sky
We break laws and rules like they amp our might,
When heroes see us flying over cities they fear for their lives
My fireball attacks are often their final light
They beg to be free as I freeze them in blocks of ice
Fans on social media always paint the squad in a good light
Nero Zero has joined our side now we’re a true menace to the hero league
At every turn we punch and kick them through buildings
On every episode we make the posers look weak

(Chorus)
THE GOOD GUYS SHUNNED ME AS A TEEN BECAUSE OF MY FRIGHTENING MIGHT!
I can absorb and dispense heat,
So I can wipe you out with fire or ice
Watch fireballs fall from the sky, while you dodge my spears of ice
Dastardly is my angle! I like to fight, fight, fight
I’m a wayward flame and my veins are ice
(Ice!)

(Verse 2)
My touch drains heat until I put you on ice
My tornadoes of flame brighten the sky
The Star Love Force claim to want to do what’s right
Each of them are hypocrites and addicted to the spotlight
Superheroes are fake and their movie franchises are dry
Our Star Being powers are much stronger, 
We love to wreck the good guys
Forking Lightning is my home girl,
She claps and laughs when we’re bad guys
I love to let my rage snap like I’m Allison Angst Prime
Dastardly is my Angle! I strayed from the light
I’m a harbinger of flame and I put my problems on ice!

The Unkindling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_High
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/indonesian-boat-racing-kid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketamine

Preppy Gxd Steven - Barbie Collector Lyrics:

(What? I'm so high Barbie!)

(Chorus)
She said every moment is a pink dream (yuh)
My mansion is the Barbie playset, I have all the material things, things, things,
Our shopping experience is out of body like ketamine, mean, mean, mean
My money don't play, I'm set to collect all the Barbies, Barbies, Barbies
My money don't play, I'm set to collect all the Barbies, Barbies, Barbieeeeeees 
Barbieeeeeees 

(Verse 1)
I kissed a thousand Barbies and some of them were altered with plastic 
For Christmas one of my dolls wanted a higher ass and new calveses 
Always a flock of sugar babies on me like mewing calfs 
I'll drop her from the harem if she stands between me and the cash
(The cash yeah!)
Cryptocurrency brings the ape out of me, I'm tripling up even when my coins crash
Crypto winter or summer, my whale gang makes a splash (splash)
Payouts coming back to back to back like whiplash 
Had three Barbies on their back tonight at my bachelor pad
My babes look prim and proper but love to twerk they ass
My haters pockets are screaming ughh almost felt bad
(Nah)

(Chorus)
She said every moment is a pink dream (yuh)
My mansion is the Barbie playset, I have all the material things, things, things,
Our shopping experience is out of body like ketamine, mean, mean
My money don't play, I'm set to collect all the Barbies, Barbies, Barbies
My money don't play, I'm set to collect all the Barbies, Barbies, Barbieeeeeees 
Barbieeeeeees 

(Verse 2)
My Barbie dolls roll pressure weed for me and get Monster High
They Dress To Impress, I'm going to crown a winner tonight 
I outfit them from head to toe in spooky fits, fish nets on the thigh
My models wear haut shoes, damn them wedges so high
Baby bob your head in my lap and don't stop until I cry
Hold her ankles when we fuck, so she's headed over heels by my side
I’m a preppy and precious guy, a teaspoon of me funds her whole life
Caviar in my balls, my swimmers have infinite pools to dive
Clapped her down on my yacht then hit a dance to farm the aura right
Generational Wealth attracts all the best Barbie's to my financial light

Barbie Collector

https://digimon.fandom.com/wiki/DigiDestined
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain%E2%80%93computer_interface
https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sniffing_Accountant
https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Little_Kicks

Preppy Gxd Steven - Digit Destined 2 Lyrics:

(Ketchup yuck!)

(Verse 1)
Other rappers are flexing with diamond chains 
I'm flexing by buying the mineral rights to mountain ranges (whoo)
My crypto gains ain't the same, the blockchain is packed with my cream
A.I is the brainchild of my tech companies (whoo, whoo)
Really ahead of the game, word to the chip in my brain 
B.C.I gang over here, A.I whispers sweet nothings in my ear 
I never get into fights, my bodyguards mash shit while I smile ear to ear
Robo boys on my team, a phalanx of androids at the front and rear
Bitches bend for me easy, she begged then presented her rear
My mummy said my raps are too crass for a fucking trillionaire (whoo)
My family and I wealthy laugh at the world, we never ever cared (whoo)

(Chorus)
I'm in my own world to say the least  (Digit Destined)
Never held a lease, never borrowed shit, digital racks growing like weeds
My interviewers keep it brief 
My rockets punch the sky, the liftoff is sweet
Say a salty word about me and get absolutely memed
I've become so ridiculously rich I own everything 
(Digit Destined on me)

(Verse 2)
Galore babes wanna see me flexing, 
A dozen data centers under my name, stylish and reckless
Considered "Preppy Boy" for my rap name but I'm even more extra (Ohhh gawd)
My Bitcoin is so hot, I shagged her and made extra (whoo)
It must be a sign, all the women around want to dance bad and feel my texture 
Whenever I'm wrong the masses say I'm right, I think that's excellent 
My companies computer chips are cheese and decadent
Rival tech companies beg me to slow down so they can catch up
My haters are out there still eating ketchup 
I'm miles high in my private plane getting my preppy up
My Dad told me through mummy's tummy I would be special 
When I was born my lineage crowned me Digit Destined
(Digit destined, AYY, AYY!)

(Chorus)
I'm in my own world to say the least  (Digit Destined)
Never held a lease, never borrowed shit, digital racks growing like weeds
My interviewers keep it brief (brief)
My rockets punch the sky, the liftoff is sweet
Say a salty word about me and get absolutely memed
I've become so ridiculously rich I own everything 
(Digit Destined on me)
(Yeah run that back forever)
(Yeah)
(Digit Destined)
(Yeah)
(Digit Destined)

Digit Destined 2

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Clean_Girl
https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page

Preppy Gxd Steven - 20K Caviar Chad Lyrics:

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Verse 1)
This artsy bitch is gorgeous in jeans and her hair is blue, 
So I left my genes all on her face
Chad shit when I shag a bitch, (Chad, Chad!)
They do all the hip work and come to my place
Babe looks like a Greek sculpture so now she's a fixture at my place
I broke my weed buds on her ass, her cheeks make a fine weed plate 
I'm preppy and gorgeous, also the richest of my Ivy League school mates
I like my women Clean Girl aesthetic, I swerve her if she she has gauges
Not new to the money, (please!) I was a billionaire where? Wearing braces
My family paved the way for me, so everyday is structured great
My engineers changed the entire world just so I could play
Rich dick on me so I never have to look for a lay

(CHORES)
Really letting my rich dick swang, (that preppy snake!)
Stunning women are an accessory for me, propane! (propane yeah!)
My net worth and family name double as foreplay 
I’m horny over my yacht, I keep my vessel stocked with Bay Watch babes
My skyrise is an oasis full of symmetrical models who all wanna fuck and play
My loads are caviar, so she ate up 20K
(20 K, ayy, ayy!)
(Ayy!)

(Verse 2)
All year is summer for me, our boat parties are days long
(Aura Farm!)
My granddad left the family a fortune that’s getting stronger (Strong ugh, ugh),
She broke down 2 bands in the bowl of my bong
My drugs are clean and bright, my angels roll with me and I play along
Her aesthetic is clean but her nose is snow
A dolphin shrieked on me and girlies tongue

(Verse 3)
We were swimming before long
If my raps don't pop, fuck it I still own all the corn
Never had dirt under my fingernails, yet I have my hand in American farms 
Getting baked with my models all day, I barely remember their names, Pepperidge Farms
Generational Wealth Weather every single day like the Fortnite Storm
When I lose money on a deal its back before I can mourn
I’m a Crypto whale so these sucker fishes want to latch on 

(CHORES)
Really letting my rich dick swang, (that preppy snake!)
Stunning women are an accessory for me, propane! (propane yeah!)
My net worth and family name double as foreplay 
I’m horny over my yacht, I keep my vessel stocked with Bay Watch babes
My skyrise is an oasis full of symmetrical models who all wanna fuck and play
My loads are caviar, so she ate up 20K
(20 K, ayy, ayy!)
(Ayy!)
(She said “So what are we?”)
(Nothing, we’re having fun)

20K Caviar Chad

Mad Honey Mandi - Boba Body Tea  Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Miel loca y dulce sin planes que hacer,
Cuidado, baby, la ropa no te da el ser,
Sensual y preciosa al desnudo, me siento superior (¡superior!)
El perro se le asoma cuando me quito los zapatos,
Papi le ladra a mis zapatillas, mis dedos trata con amor,
La fiesta es diaria, los que fingen son un bajón,

(Verse 1)
Siempre en la cima, mi miel a mil por hora, (¡bésame, mi amor!)
Hice mi pelo y mis uñas para contar la plata, (¡ay!)
No necesito a nadie para mover mi trasero,
Feliz y sexy sin un novio (adiós)
Viajo en un 'guepardo de calle' sin puertas,
Corriendo a buscar a mis chicas del anime,
Mis babes y yo somos la realeza,
Tomamos la tienda por los labiales y las puertas cayeron,
Compramos en manada cual coyotes,
Y a cada hombre los tenemos de rodillas,
Esa energía primal vive en mí,
Mis dientes muerden y ellos piden más, sí.

(Chorus)
Miel loca y dulce sin planes que hacer,
Cuidado, baby, la ropa no te da el ser,
Sensual y preciosa al desnudo, me siento superior (¡superior!)
El perro se le asoma cuando me quito los zapatos,
Papi le ladra a mis zapatillas, mis dedos trata con amor,
La fiesta es diaria, los que fingen son un bajón,

(Verse 2)
Cuando mis calcetines me quito, mis pies quieren adorar,
Esa es mi vibra de diosa,
Mi poder es interno, no me puedo dejar llevar,
Los ojos de papi se nublan por mis nalgas,
Soy malcriada, así que consiénteme, la atención me hace entrar en trance,
Soy malcriada, así que consiénteme, la atención me hace entrar en trance,
Mi cuerpo es té y más gruesa que el 'porridge', qué ricura, qué ricura,
Están sedientos, soy un 'Boba', así que sorbe mi sabor de arriba,
Hay fiesta entre mis piernas y mis amantes dicen que estoy mojada 
Me siento tan bien y nunca me hacen esperar
Soy Mad Honey Mandi, una princesa duende.

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Mad Honey Mandi - Body Boba Tea Lyrics (ENGLISH)

(Chorus)
Mad honey sweet even if I don’t have plans,
Careful baby, clothes don’t make the woman, 
I’m sensual and lovely in the nude, I feel outstanding (outstanding!)
The dog comes out of him when I’m barefoot standing, 
Daddy barks at my shoes, he treats even my toes romantic
Everyday is a party, the posers are cramping 

(Verse 1)
Never down bad, My honey on full blast, (kiss me my love!)
Did my hair and nails just to count my bands (ayy)
Don’t need a man to twerk my ass for,
Sexy and happy even with no boy (bye)
I’m riding in a street cheetah and the shit ain't got no doors
Speed racing to scoop up my anime girlies,
The babes and I are royalty
Stormed the mall for the lipkits and bitch we broke down all doors
We shop in packs like coyotes,
And have every simping man on all fours
That primal energy is in me, 
my teeth bite down and my lovers want more

(Chorus)
Mad honey sweet even if I don’t have plans,
Careful baby, clothes don’t make the woman, 
I’m sensual and lovely in the nude, I feel outstanding (outstanding!)
The dog comes out of him when I’m barefoot standing, 
Daddy barks at my shoes, he treats even my toes romantic
Everyday is a party, the posers are cramping 

(Verse 2)
When I kick off my socks men want to worship my feet, 
That’s a goddess vibe to me,
My power comes from within, the waves can’t ride me
Daddy’s eyes are cartoon swirled because of my ass cheeks, 
I’m bratty so pet me, attention gets me moshing,
I’m bratty so pet me, attention gets me moshing,
My body is tea and I’m thicker than porridge, poppin poppin
They’re famished for a drink, Bobba on me so slurp down my toppin
Party between my legs and my lovers say she’s sopping 
Really feeling great and never told to wait
I’m Mad Honey Mandi, a princess goblin

Boba Tea Body

https://988lifeline.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/photons-sugarcubes

Effy Driftwood - Worry Waker Lyrics:

(CHORUS)
There are certain things even magical candy can't heal,
Like the shade of worthlessness and the fog you feel
Do your friends simply tolerate you?
Is your humor unbearable?
Is the whole world plotting to beat you down?
Or does nobody even notice or care?
(Feel my entropy, the Sadey Suds are here)
(The Sadey Suds washes over you my dear)

(Verse 1)
I've inhabited lots of bodies 
I enjoy this one most,
As a doll I can hide anywhere and spread my influence more
I'm invisible in human spaces,
From your home to the local mall
(Liminal spaces)
I am the avatar of entropy and eater of hope
All matter comes undone around me and I'm hyped by cosmic horror
Your relationships fall to dust, structures quicken with rust
The best laid plans crumble and promises are suddenly nothing
Buildings lean with deep cracks under
The stars fear my hunger,
You however aren't one
You however are nobody and no one 
Your youth is gone, the hourglass is empty 

(CHORUS)
There are certain things even magical candy can't heal,
Like the shade of worthlessness and the fog you feel
Do your friends simply tolerate you?
Is your humor unbearable?
Is the whole world plotting to beat you down?
Or does nobody even notice or care?
(Feel my entropy, the Sadey Suds are here)
(The Sadey Suds washes over you my dear)

(Verse 2)
I'm beyond a living being,
Instead a force of nature and truth
The Sadey Suds is a cute name for Entropy,
The juxtaposition is cute (adorable)
People cope with nicknames, whatever gets them through
Be infected and infested by my low vibe tunes 
Introspection will help you find the truth even if you didn't want to 
Something feels off today, and the moon has noticed too
I'm a doll draped in black, 
My vocals are blue
Penny Praline is a plastic fool
Candy and dancing can't really change you
Something broke inside, and it was the rules
I'm not sad I'm slime, I'm a worm, I'm goop
(I'm slime, I'm a worm, I'm goop)
(Goop)
(It's Effy Driftwood, bad to meet you)

Worry Waker

https://988lifeline.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/photons-sugarcubes

Effy Driftwood - Worry Waker Lyrics:

(CHORUS)
There are certain things even magical candy can't heal,
Like the shade of worthlessness and the fog you feel
Do your friends simply tolerate you?
Is your humor unbearable?
Is the whole world plotting to beat you down?
Or does nobody even notice or care?
(Feel my entropy, the Sadey suds are here)
(The Sadey Suds washes over you my dear)

(Verse 1)
I've inhabited lots of bodies 
I enjoy this one most,
As a doll I can hide anywhere and spread my influence more
I'm invisible in human spaces,
From your home to the local mall
(Liminal spaces)
I am the avatar of entropy and eater of hope
All matter comes undone around me and I'm hyped by cosmic horror
Your relationships fall to dust, structures quicken with rust
The best laid plans crumble and promises are suddenly nothing
Buildings lean with deep cracks under
The stars fear my hunger,
You however aren't one
You however are nobody and no one 
Your youth is gone, the hourglass is empty 

(CHORUS)
There are certain things even magical candy can't heal,
Like the shade of worthlessness and the fog you feel
Do your friends simply tolerate you?
Is your humor unbearable?
Is the whole world plotting to beat you down?
Or does nobody even notice or care?
(Feel my entropy, the Sadey suds are here)
(The Sadey Suds washes over you my dear)

Worry Waker (Just Saying Version)

https://988lifeline.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy
https://soundcloud.com/optimal-reach/sets/photons-sugarcubes

Effy Driftwood - That's Cat! =^._.^= Lyrics:

(Energy and matter spread out, that's what I'm about)

(Verse 1)
Keeping it cursed over here like creepy pasta says to
Questioning my worth down here, the spiders are laying eggs too
Help my home is crumbling around me, and lost my favorite pair of shoes,
I looked inside myself and I was empty,
My doll body is void filled with goo,
My true form is Entropy, science knows my rules
I’m the random mess in thermodynamic systems,
I unwind all matter in the universe and drain breaths
When it comes to collapsing, I’m a supernova star chef
Candies rot your teeth so turn away Penny’s hand

(Chorus)
Took the name Effy Driftwood because I was born alone,
I funneled my infinite form into an ordinary doll
Now I walk among you, cradled in your home’s walls
I’m just like a cat, you’ll notice me stalking just before something falls
I’m just like a cat, you’ll notice me stalking just before something falls
(That's Cat)
(Entropy consumes all!)

(Verse 2)
I saw the start of the universe and I was the dark heat,
I was jealous of all creation so I balked
Chaos in the system is a waterfall
Forces of nature like me are a billion lightyears tall
Mushrooms do the best work for me,
They eat away dead meat with the help of bugs
Disorder and Chaos are my closest friends,
We never break our hugs
My name is Effy Driftwood, a doll possessed by the Sadey Suds

(Chorus)
Took the name Effy Driftwood because I was born alone,
I funneled my infinite form into an ordinary doll
Now I walk among you, cradled in your home’s walls
I’m just like a cat, you’ll notice me stalking just before something falls
I’m just like a cat, you’ll notice me stalking just before something falls
(That's Cat!)
(Feel my might!)

That's Cat! =^._.^=

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

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