Dave is here to prove that you CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

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CHIP: Get out of my way, kid! I don't want to hurt your feelings
APPLE: Stop calling me that! I'll show you that I'm not just "some kid"!

Art: @pyrartmid
Track: @austhetic
Characters Represented: Apple Girlington, King Chip

Sources (Both):
Undertale OST - ASGORE (Toby Fox/Royalty)
Deltarune OST - Chaos King (Toby Fox/Royalty)
Ruler of Everyone's Mind - Tournament ~ Main Theme (Offsource)

Sources (Apple Girlington):
Deltarune OST - The Chase (Toby Fox)
Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody OST - Flowering Night (Bullet Hell)
Earthbound Halloween Hack OST - Synchronicity (Toby Fox)
Undertale OST - Memory (Toby Fox)
Touhou 6: the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil OST - Beloved Tomboyish Girl (Bullet Hell)
I Miss You - Megalo Strike Back (Toby Fox)

Sources (King Chip):
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest OST - Crocodile Cacophony (Crocodiles/Royalty)
Chip tha Ripper - S.L.A.B. Freestyle (Obvious)
TS!Underswap OST - SOUL Ablaze (Royalty)
Edvard Grieg - In The Hall Of The Mountain King (Royalty)
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (2000s Urban Hip-Hop Artists)
Four Suits OST - The Seer (Royalty)

[ LR1 - M4 ] Clash Against Cleveland's King

* I knew a kid just like your FRIEND.
* A real crybaby, I'll tell you that.
* Do you want to know what happened to him?
* ...
* Long story short, he was a bit scatterbrained.

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[sources]
the living tombstone - i got no time
the living tombstone - five nights at freddy's
griffinilla - stay calm
█████████ - just gold
spellingphailer - science blaster

014 - Don't Lock Us Away

TG: oh youre new here right?
TG: what a coincidence
TG: yeah uhhhh
TG: welcome to ohio
TG: how was the fall

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[sources]
curt blakeslee - beatdown (strider style)
michael guy bowman - sburban jungle
walkinganddead, kylee henkes - you can't fight the homestuck

015 - dave in all lowercase period

.Marchewa — To The Reskue! [REUPLOAD]

TG: i had this whole big speech planned
TG: i tried to make it sound deep or significant or something
TG: but youre not even worth the effort
TG: so you know what?
TG: fuck you, dude
TG: i'm serious. fuck you
TG: you are, genuinely, the worst person ive ever met
TG: so do me a solid
TG: and go to hell.
- - -
* DAVE STRIDER
* ATTACK 4 DEFENSE 13
* Another future corpse standing in your way. That shield of irony ain't fooling anyone.
- - -
[ SOURCES ]
Intro - All Eyes on Me, MEGALOVANIA, Bullet Hell, Among Us Trap Remix, Sollicitus
Lead - Beatdown DX, Radiation
Square - Welcome to the Internet
First Bridge - Gaster's Theme, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Dark Darker Yet Darker
Brass - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Second Bridge - Break My Mind, Black, For the Damaged Coda
Slow Overdrive - Candles and Clockwork, All Eyes on Me
Refrain - All Eyes on Me
Chiptune - Just Gold, OMORItale, Bullet Hell, Among Us Trap Remix, Triple Trouble, Breaking Bad, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A, Sollicitus
Solo - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Beatdown DX, You Can't Fight the Homestuck, Problematic, Repeat Stuff, Eff
Outro - Candles and Clockwork, Beatdown DX
- - -
not guessed in time! you lose! good day!

100b - [S] BEATDOWN

* I've travelled to the other dimensions out there.
* They all follow this same song and dance routine.
* I don't even know if our original universes exist any more...
* Or if they were destroyed in the same event that brought us here...
* But I suppose I'll have to save speculation for later.
* Not much good right now, is it?

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[sources]
blonde redhead - for the damaged coda
ryan elder - rick and morty theme
rick sanchez - get schwifty
the living tombstone - i got no time
jemaine clement - goodbye moonmen
judge - sollicitus

077 - Time for Action

* I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S RETRO
* I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S "NOT SELLING ENOUGH COPIES"
* I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S "JUST 90s SHOVELWARE"
* HM..? OH?
* LIGHTNERS?! WELL, THAT'S RICH, AIN'T IT!
* DO YOU ZAPPERS ALSO THINK I AM JUST SHOVELWARE?! HM?!

Trail-blazin', eyebrow-raisin'!  It's Glonk! Our favorite reject mascot from a 90's platformer "The Glonk!"
During his quest to save the galaxy from the evil galactic warlord Scrimpto, he entered a secret zone within his own videogame, the "Fone Zone". A frustrated "strange someone" told him he would never be cool enough to be included in Super Smashing Fighters. He has never been the same since.
Glonk has a HUGE hero complex and believes that he deserves a happy ending. He mercilessly blasts anyone who dares to disagree.
He likes using British slang and speaks in a wacky compressed font

https://imgur.com/a/NQkviwn
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Glonk and his music were made by someone on /utg/. NOT MINE. Purely for archival purposes with a little bit of my headcanon sprinkled in to fill in some blanks.

Its Glonk!

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION !! [ft. Hayden Crappell]

Replaces "Pepperman Strikes!"

Motifs:-
- Noisemaster Theme
- Original
- Death by Glamour (Melody B)

Roleswap: Noisemaster - Pepperman

Original: https://soundcloud.com/peppino-pizza/pepperman-strikes

Salesman Tower OST - Noisemaster Attacks!

✦ [Arriving upon the moon, the Auroralia crew sets forth to the Cross-Interstellar Teleporter!]
✦ [It's not too far away, but it would be safe to prepare for the final hours ahead, being at the One Sphere, where Arashi, Yami and Rauxer are!]
✦ [Play it safe, Auroralia crew!]
✦ [This is the final arc!]

66 | Moonbase

[* this is the uwa!! so holiday♫ replacement of my au.]

018 - uwa. so holiday♫.

icon by @funnymanfan

banner renders by @evkem and greg heffley

015 - dave in all lowercase period

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