NO SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHEN I WAS LISTENING TO ISLAND IN THE SUN I ALWAYS WANTED TO SKIP IT CUZ "IT SOUNDS LIKE TWO WUV TOO MUCH" HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Olsens were 15yo when Island in the Sun was written

add lemon demon and call it "two suns (having sex)"

Personnel - 
Jack Campbell - vocals, synth, guitars
Brett Bullion - Drums/percussion, wizardry
Adam Wozniak - Bass
Jeremy Hanson - Drums

Additional guitar part on "Scared of Heights" written by Maxwell Newsom

Mixed, produced, engineered by Brett Bullion in Minneapolis, MN
Mastered by Huntley Miller at HM Mastering in Minneapolis, MN

Cover illustration by Will Thorneater
Cover photo by Nate Rendulich


Arm And A Leg

Selection of Tracks from various projects

Various Kitchen Utensils (Skybox "Arco Iris" 2006) - Consent Movie (2010)

"mashing a song with a ripoff of said song"

I played the synth at the end.

Oh yeah and I sample Bloc Party - Ratchet in the second half.

Weezer vs. Tally Hall - Two Sun

Paralysis a la Mode

From FLIGHT OF THE KNIFE (Black & Greene Records, 2008)

Venus Ambassador

full disclosure - i am a monster
a creature of despair! not that that should be a cause for concern :)
if theres one thing ive learned in all my years here
its that despair is less abundant in those who understand
how to plant their hearts in community gardens

youll be fine, you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the culmination of mans mistakes came the day
the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
if theres something to be learned from all these LOSERS...
its that the price that you pay for arrogance and a false sense of immunity
is to face the wrath of a dying star

youll be fine you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fi-i-ine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the years have been hard on this lonely heart
(if you wanna know the truth)
theres no more community gardens...
so i guess i'll have to settle for you.

Community Gardens

art by fruiteas

https://fruiteas.threadless.com/

AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY, ITUNES ETC

Every Single Day

Death, Thrice Drawn - the scary jokes

~*~ ALBUM OUT 1/1/19 ~*~

Guitar by Abernathy - https://soundcloud.com/abernathy1
https://abernathy1.bandcamp.com/

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Wrath Of The Termite King (Single) - The Scary Jokes - BURN PYGMALION!!!

Existential Genius (live)

My latest original song. 
Watch the music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql6LpUhiFO8
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bad-news-jitterbug-feat.-jordan/id634685354

Music by Eyal Amir and Ariel Shafir
Lyrics by Bryan Scary

Vocals - Bryan Scary
Drums and Vocals - Ariel Shafir
Keys and Backing Vocals - Eyal Amir
Ableton Push - Jordan Rudess

Produced by Eyal Amir and Ariel Shafir
Mixed by Eyal Amir
Video by Eyal Amir and Ariel Shafir
Color Correction assistance by Or Paz
Additional footage by Matt Vanacoro

Mastered by Steve Fallone at Sterling Sound

Mixed using Cubase 7 and Waves Plugins.
Check out my "Music Outside The Box" production courses at http://www.macprovideo.com

Ariel Shafir's Thunder Drums - Drums Sound Design: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Thunder...

Special thanks to:
Avishai Rosen, Dor Herskovits, Steve Horelick, Dennis DeSantis, Matt Vanacoro


- LYRICS -

Valerie
You made a fool of me and kept me locked away from your entwine
And now I'm stranded on the shoulder
Valerie
You told me that you loved me then you left me sucking on your shrine
I've got the cry of the beholder
Once
We were in touch
We had our little fling then you threw me away - that's gotta sting

Valerie
Remember all the nights we laid together staring at the moon?
I held your hand and promised you my
Valerie
That every time we looked up at the sky we knew we'd be in tune?
I never thought I'd be so blue my
Heart
Skips every beat
The tune's breaking in two the big plans that we made all falling through

Telephones
Never want To ring
Weary tones
Singing everything
Telephones
Cut into the air
To the bone
It's a rotten affair

Valerie
I saw the shadow of your body going crazy on the wall
But someone turned the light on pretty
Valerie
You promised we'd grow old together so I'm waiting for your call
Did you forget my number?
Who's the guy?
Where does he live?
What big car does he drive?
Does he make you feel good - feel more alive?

Telephones
Never want To ring
Weary Tones
Singing everything
Telephones
Cut into the air
To the bone
They're the enemy
Telephones
Wanna hurt me
I'm alone I'm alone
Never going to write another line
Outta sight and outta mind
Going blind

Dancing with myself
The bad News Jitterbug
Going down, breaking out

Telephones
Never Want to Ring
Weary Tones
Singing Everything
Telephones
Cut into the air
To The Bone
They're the enemy

Telephones
Weary Tones
Telephones
To the bone
It's a rotten affair

Bad News Jitterbug - Eyal Amir ft. Jordan Rudess, Bryan Scary and Ariel Shafir

soundclown, mashup artist, and occasionally an actual musician

Weezer vs. Tally Hall - Two Sun

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