WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

MidgeChamp:
Hey chat, come and see me leave an ass kneeling
I’ll throw you through that ceiling, so stick to your third wheeling
I’m leaving you unfeeling when I take the gloves off so fuck it.
I’m gonna beat the luvin’ stuffing out of Oofie’s sock puppet
I thought that dissing you would be, um, naturally fun
But I’m sorry, RNG, what have you actually done?
…
(Yeahh)

So keep your filler in Manila ‘fore you step up to me
‘Cus your rapping would be better as just R.N.G
I’ve got your mum round and we’re playing BedWars (OwO)
But your ass rapping knocks me straight back to bed, snore
God is that your kink? Since you’re accustomed to cucking
‘Cus Oofie took all of your credit and you fucking did nothing
And I ain’t bluffing when I’m threatening to give this cunt a roughing
You’re coping bitch ‘cus I’m bussing! Your rapping’s slow yet you’re rushing
Caught you hanging out with Pambey, I mean damn bruh! That hurt!
Was too busy chasing green to catch that Amber alert

RNG:
Leo! I knew I heard your voice
But I shouldn't be surprised that I recognized you
I hear you scream insults way more than i'd like to
Cause you turn Bedwars with Psytube into bed-wars with Psytube!
(HE’S BRI’ISH) that's how the joke always goes
(HE’S BRI’ISH) the only reason he gets any roles
(HE’S BRI’ISH) he goes along cause he knows 
It's the only thing stopping his relevance from dying with his battles!
On that note my point was proven writing this frb
Dropping edgy jokes is all he's done since 2019
He's tryna cope by spilling tea on this beat well buddy
I'm not your wife so you can't beat me!
This dick bag acts like a big man but he can't withstand insults from his twitch chat with that
Beating on stream he's in his room alone in drunken tears 
And this time he didn't even put on bunny ears




In memory of Oofie...
They're not dead or anything they're just asleep

RNG vs. MidgeCat | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

Rosenthal As Scarecrow
Grasman As Rattata 
Written by ItsNugget and BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail and Art by Grasman
Beat By Epistra 
Special thanks to Raisu battle 

(0:28)Scarecrow:
I've Wire Tapped this dire rat, and I'm done being cordial. 
To Pikachu, the second best is unshockingly normal
Evolving early game. Interesting. You stay weak and lame. 
Every new gen you are changed yet you’re all still the same.

By the skin of his teeth, this naughty con gnaws constantly, 
And they'll grow larger than even your fanbase ought to be!
Left alone like Bruce Wayne. Who gives a rat's tail for your existence. 
For my tactics I use my brain. Do you require assistance?


(0:52)Rattata:
From the only doctor that’s locked in the psych ward?
When Whole Wheat and crows’ feet are the only things you have eyes for!
And the croc gnawed, left you a murk’ed crow!
Now crane’s alone in the shade of a shadow cause he can’t throw!

Right off the Bat (Yo), the hits always came from Left Field 
Forever forgotten and scarred. They’re Left unhealed.
The worst option in all of Gotham’s con-coctions,
This Weedle-Handed freak needs a dose of my F.E.A.R toxins,

You got your fear cause your dad used you for Science shit! 
Because you watched your mom die in a fire, bitch! 
I got my F.E.A.R cause I put on some fire drip!
Then, “RAT-AT-AT-AT” in every one of my viral clips! 


I’ll beat you in a flash, cause I’m quick with my attacks 
Your chances of winning so thin you couldn’t find it in a haystack 
Break ya legs, you’ll need a Kane Dr crane
Cause you claim to have a brain but don’t use it for anything!

(1:41) Scarecrow:
F.E.A.R.s a cheese strategy, you really are a rat it seems,
The fast track to fast tackling, battling you, it’s maddening,
Banned in the meta, cause this hopeless rodent is broken
Hoping the Focus sash goes unnoticed, I diagnose Psychosis,

It’s too late to run away, no escape, so be afraid!
It’s not absurd, people prefer the bird over its prey! 
They’d rather be with Caterpie, Impractical in practice, he
Went from flat to unflattering, to the rat’s cl-ass on anatomy!

(2:09) Fake trainer/scarecrow:
Oh, Come on, Rattata. You’re too easy to shatter.
When you’re at your weakest is the only time you matter.
So quit the chatter. This time Ratatouille isn’t cooking.
They had to change your design, yet people still aren’t looking

(2:18) Rattata
Let’s talk about scarecrows villain career
You haven’t been the main focus of anything in years
If you got a problem with fear, go to a therapist 
You would have lost here with your legacy. If you had one to begin with.

Scarecrow vs Ratatta -NRB- (REMIX)

Ping trakked for lyrics sorry 

made by benjamin
Jeff voiced by Jofinity...
Trakked voiced by Rap Cypher....

Thank you Valonide

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
my name is jeff, you know my attacks are savage 
My status is magnate, no kid I a-trakked the masses
is it any wonder that i’m turning Ashes to ashes
fuck rap cypher, you know my business gets more human traffic

got famous for a battle with the russian sleep experiment
so it’s funny that nobody’s gassing up your other dreary vids
ask trump, the shit i do with oranges is drastic 
but even that’s not as tragic as that mandarin castin 😬

TRAKKED:
yo it’s trakked, best audio onlys in the game, bro
because “i land” disses that’ll surround you with this great flow
ghislaine’s a baddie and im smackin her ribs
leavin’ trakked dead, you kid, cause you’re attracted to kids!

got cri and em as sad satan, so you know im quite used to
battles with layered pedophiles with a short sighted view
hiding in the virgin islands, heh virgin, that’s funnu
Plus
*random horse nuzzles me*
Easy now buddy

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
don’t call me a pedo cause I’m rich and pet dough
booger eating soundcloud fans are your only kind of net growth
you named your series “rap cypher” yet neither word applies
call you trakk-ED, cause on a beat you fail to rise

you got that chatgpt flow, your fake rhymes are hopeless
another jeff battle with an ai opponent
im so sick on these streets, leave a bitch shook with ease
you’re gonna have to add this one to your big book of “beats”

TRAKKED:
i hear you like clintons so i’ll tailor this diss to match your needs
this battle’s gonna end like mortal kombat - “fatality”
now ive seen fake suicides tear cliques apart
but the difference is, like your shitty guards, we actually missed the “mark”

bitch im cracked, rest assured im spitting facts
i’ll have you pissing yourself, bitch, call me urinary trakked
try to make a play against my diss cards and get discarded
jeffrey epstein didn’t kill himself? about time he started.





This is to make fun of Jeffery I do NOT support him and I never did

The Battle He Didn't Want You To See (Down fall of Rap Cipher)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/R3XznYb8eANzFxY78

The twelfth and final match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 is finally here, King Mewtwo versus Psytube.

The finale of Round 1 peeks out from within the tall grass. Will King Mewtwo take the crown, or will Psytube have the best rhymes, dude? Vote now to bring this round to a close within 24 hours. Voting closes at 3pm EST Monday December 18th.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Dansonn

(Psytube has asked me to add a disclaimer: his mic will be better if he advances. There was a complication with his recording setup that will be fixed if he is to make it to next round.)

Lyrics:

King Mewtwo:
You know what they all say, third time’s the charm
And I'll prove it's true today when I roast a duck with bars
My performances leave peeps in awe, they're electric
So against your water flow, my raps will be super effective
Really sure you wanna give diss tracks another try?
An aussie Walk-ed all over you, now you’ll be slain by your own kind
Go on cunt, call my stuff cut and dry
It’s better than making every other word fucking rhyme
“Yo it’s Psytube, my rhymes dude, they hold the crown for most shit
Cropping up every couple months just to post mid
Then dip back to acting like Siskel, but I’m capping
‘Cuz I’m more like daddy NF: corny and trash at rapping”

Psytube:
Did you get the matchup right Jo? What a non foe
I’m the face of FRB and he’s a fuckin John Doe
Christ, this Dragon Ball Z freak’s odour is dour
I’m just Super SUPER Saiyan that you need to take a shower
Get back in your snitching bag bro, you’re fumbling
Did you think this was a voice chat? You’re saying fucking nothing
And you started off with Youtube Poops, and that’s fair
But how come you’re still dropping straight dookie on there?
Calling yourself a king’s a bit delusional
Bitch, you were the next in line to FOOPZ’s throne
This dude’s all lonely ‘til someone pops in like “Hi!
I’m looking for someone to play a posh British guy?”

King Mewtwo:
Watch this kid’s Direct reactions if you want your ears to bleed
The best day of MY life would be him leaving this community 
Can’t match Springtrap when your best role is a monkey
Cuck him out of placing — Halloween 2020.

Psytube:
Please, when you get top 10 it’s your greatest act
When I get top 10, I’m like “take it back”
Now I'm done with this shit, gotta get back to the hoes
So fuck off Rivers Cuomo, your band fucking blows

King Mewtwo vs Psytube. FRB Brawl Rematch: Round 1

This battle was created as a collaboration between me and Danii, it started as a Round 2 battle in DRB's Contest of Champions and we decided we wanted to make it a full project.

Danii as Tony Montana
Azia as Shion Sonozaki
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Danii
Special thanks to Snakebite126, Rabi, and Discord Rap Battles


Tony Montana (0:20):
You're another cockroach that's gonna fail to handle me
I'm the fuckin' empire, you failed to heir a family
But I thought I was the one who got high on my own supply
Broken by how full of yourself you are, keep that hope alive
You blame your whole family 'cause Satoshi's was bad enough
Envy was the death of you, now that's our gap, so pack it up
Claimed you had it rough because your high school sweetheart ended,
so you can go ahead and SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, bitch!

Shion Sonozaki (0:40):
I fought for vengeance when I thought my love had lost his life
You left your friends behind, replaced them with your boss' wife
Call me Elvira, with that rambling, you lost me
GO ASK SATOKO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FUCKERS CROSS ME
Shocking frauds, I hit their bods with shots of wattage
Until they drop like Omar from a copter's cockpit!
This kingpin lost his crown and mind, your descent was shameful
By the end, you had everyone up in arms but Angel!

Tony Montana (1:01):
You're outta your fuckin' mind to hit me with that tame rap
Can't manipulate the audience so they explain that
The people workin' below me are my only relatives
We're not relative, I'd gouge your eyes out for the hell of it
But you're blind to the fact that you never hit the mark
You'd only kill it in battle for one-eighth of your whole dumb arc
Obito here best believe he'll stop with being bad, guy
Hit you with this twin glock, now this twin's gone with her sad life!

Shion Sonozaki (1:21):
Tearing off three of my fingernails for my perceived crimes
Somehow brought me less pain than your three hours of screen time
You saw that your sister was who your best friend was bedding with,
Lost your shit, and dished him out two bullets as a wedding gift!
I learned how to bottle anger at St. Lucia's, here's a lesson:
Can't do it by popping caps and picking up a coke obsession!
A felon 'til you fell in your watery grave, this prick lies
Right next to his motto... So much for "words to live by"


YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxTyXpfIGmY

Tony Montana Vs Shion Sonozaki - Raisu Battle (ft. Danii And Azia)

Quizzique as Buggy the Clown
Danii as Hercule Satan

Cameos by: Tibbie and M!CAH

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Buggy:
Move it, doofus, I’ll take over this town now
Let’s get to it, make sure this hippie’s drowned out
I’ll pursue this stupid with huge hits, yeah you got the knuckles
But fuck the One Piece, I’m moving in multiple
I threw hands with Admirals, now everyone admires me
I don’t need a treasure, Stampede covered that entirely
If you think that Goku was just magic, check these bombs here
Blow you up ‘cause Satan never matches with this god tier

*bomb blows up on Satan*

Hercule:
Uhhh, that hit nothing, ouch
I’m Mr. Satan, bitch, so best quit fuckin’ round
Get off Shanks’s penis dude, you don’t want a real dispute
Red nose gay for red hair, so I’ll be you and eat this fruit
You’re switching up on your crewmates with not at all guilt?
Damn, you really bring new meanings to Cross Guild
That was some nice rapping ‘cause we saw your timed lackin’
But this is my passion, people only care about you when it came to live action
(Hoo ha!) Check my live actions (Yea!)
The great Satan only needs two rhymes to drive captains (Dead!)
Off to the abyss, I’ll beat you then eat lunch (I’m having sushi!)
But you? I think you’d be craving more of the punch (yeah!!!)

*punches Buggy’s head clean off*

Mr. Satan:
what

Kid:
Wow Mr. Satan! You knocked his head off!

Mr. Satan:
Uh- yeah! No need to thank me

*it comes back*

Mr. Satan:
WHAT THE FUCK

Buggy:
Abra cadabra, boom shaka dae!
I’m Buggy the Clown, and I’m back like a vertebrae
Don’t you dare call me gay when your wife’s name is Miguel
How about I hit her with a cream pie! And something else
I stay Oda’s favorite character, make like him and remember
Take your daughter and cherish her, she’ll be caught in the ember
I’ll beat you both up in the hospital, leave no family members
And then I’ll-

Prisoner:
Do you want any help with that, Buggy?

Buggy:
NOT RIGHT NOW!!

WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF IMPEL DOWN WITH THIS CATALOG
I thought you’d be good at rapping with half your fights dialogue
So while you get one shotted by Trunks, no swordsman even bothers!
Just stay babysitting Buu, the final time you’ll be a father

Hercule:
Wait! I apologize for my Hercule Satan flow
If I knew you’d be this diabolical I wouldn’t have go
Wait, didn’t you lose half your limbs, Rudolph?
May have lost ‘em now with Gaimon, so go take my huge cock!
You may have had some slaves and thought your status was a joke
But you needed Roger for that spot, while I did it all alone
I’ll let you give up now, meat shield, ‘cause you’ll be burned at stakes
Send the star clown to the moon! Now earth is safe

Buggy:
I’m still here y’know

Hercule:
That takes a little while, I’m just chargin’ up, that’s all!

Buggy:
You’re weird, and not even worth my power, I’m out

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

Rap Assault: Black Hat vs Alastor

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVa, WeThink (Duh, of course we think)
Thumbnail by: M!cah
Black Hat art by: CreeperPasta
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Black Hat: Titanium1208
Alastor: RaccoonBroVA

Black Hat: 
Attention all listeners of the Black Hat Empire!
A certain scheming scammer is tuning back after his long retirement 
For years I've waited to see this outdated fraud get beaten
You're not even a threat to the first man. You're the Smoke Selling Demon!
There's No Surprises when this Radiohead Creep decides to battle me
Turns from a mildly threatening host to the King of broken Limbs
So bite your tongue, you cannibal. This serial killer ain't fearsome
You want a thrill? Run, you deer! Today is hunting season!
I’ve run a whole Network of villains, a nifty waitress’ the best you got?
Even Flug made sandwiches more dangerous than you are!
Heed my warning: I’ll end this broadcast soon if you choose to push me too far
when I decapitate you and then sell you head next to Medusa’s. And for only two- 

Alastor: 
Sorry to interrupt, dear listeners. It seems that we’ve been hijacked
But stay tuned, folks. You’re in time to listen to Black Hat
The Vince Offer of the demons who always hides behind his minions 
Tonight decided to step up and talk shit on my radio broadcast
I must admit, it’s devilishly entertaining to see your products failing
And your delivery was awful! Your show, your verses and your mailing!
Such a premise, what potential! I bet you almost feel eerie
When you only peak interest on viewers by crossing over other series!
And here’s the sugar on the cream: your lousy team of freaks only assist
This grumpy has-been because he’s actually retired! That 's the tea!
I would almost make a deal with you, but it isn't really worth my wealth
Because while I’m my second Prime, you’re stuck in production hell

Black Hat: 
Don't talk about making deals. You're just a puppet on a leash!
Your frequencies will go down once I hang you with your strings!
Struck a deal with the Disney princess. Ever since then you struggled to Let It Go
Then Adam made this fraud scream for all in stereo

Alastor: 
I see you're familiar with puppetry, but I'll make you understand
Before this topic and this Muppet both get out of his creator's hand
If you ever mention that again, I'll broadcast your screams
When I tear your soul apart and wreck your foundation down it's seems 
Not like I needed anyways. You’re long forgotten, like Dementia
Just a desperate old and tired walking trope who seeks attention
At least Sir Pentious served as a fancy and lousy doormat
You barely appear in your own show. How about I change the format?

Black Hat:
Say I’m old and tired? You retired for 7 years, pendejo
Soy el demonio que invocas por las noches en tu reflejo
I’m feeling like fifty grand! I’m a verbal ase in these lines
While you fell off harder than the stock market of 1929!

Alastor and Black Hat:
Do you hear yourself? That was as faulty as you catalog
My products are the bomb! You drop f-bombs in your dialog
Like how I’ll drop your corpse after this second exorcism!
All your threats are garbage noise to the fucking Radio Demon!
I could stare down the devil himself with no fear into his eyes!
I’m the reason for your nightmares! I make women and children cry!
No matter what you say! Defeating you isn't a challenge 
Time to cut you off the air again; I hope you're used to RADIO SILENCE! (Both do an evil laugh)

Black Hat vs Alastor - Rap Assault! (ft. Titanium1208 & RaccoonBroVA)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JoOD_SSDOwesH2ar8DTIm2rNStazXiFO0gJuvjYaGP0/edit?usp=sharing
MetaMachine as Homestar Runner
ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
Written by MetaMachine
Additional writing by Rabi and Shimario
Mixing and thumbnail by SPM1000
Beat by Ihsaki
Homestar art by Valonide
Hint for next battle: "Mercs with mouths"

Homestar Runner vs. Osaka

im fucking DONE.

lyrics:
youre not an mc nugget youre a french fry
this disrespect might not be somethin ill let slide
guess why, i know your name is an excuse for racism
but this aint a keyboard so u will never be next to i

since you like knives so much prepare to say ciao
like your unlisted videos you better stay down
live in iowa? i owe a bitch a couple of hits
cause hes been talking shit and its making me pissed thats fucking it

i know youre a kendrick fan so you need to be humbled, damn
youre the big preston man but your time in the spotlight stopped cause you fumbled man
you need your own girlfriend to replace you
i could dox you right now but im not going to!

val told me you tried to extort art from her for free (its true)
patrick told me you tried to steal one of his little ocs (its true)
rabi told me doing subtitles for you was the worst fucking thing (its true)
walk told me you took his doc and pressed delete (its true)

you said you were gonna diss back id like to see you try
dont ever fucking try to battle with snakebite
ill make you cry and jump off a building and say goodbye
spitting the perfect rhymes and you know i like to take my time:

shimario shitmario shiluigi
shibbolethmario simplistic mario
sprite incident mario shitmario
not gonna diss mario midmario eat shit mario

and justgamer needs to go back to fucking gameshows

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

Knives Chau kinnie thinking he’s a Scottaholic
But Nugget’s a fraud, he hasn’t even read the comics
Knives would fucking hate you - her father would, too
You’re a puny, white dork, there’s no honor in you

Now you’re going after Benjamin, you’re jealous, kid, face it
Your sense of humour is carried by our association
If he and I said “fuck it, let’s ditch him” and called it quits
Your reputation would plummet and no one would like your bits

Guess Nuggets were meant to dip, I’m taking you to McDonalds
You’ll have to leave Shimario or we might have some problems
Let’s just say he’s got a record, not your story to hear
But if you work fast food, that dude is someone to fear

Fuck it, I’m taking you back to the Cinderace days
You were just another stupid fucking kid who played games
We would laugh behind your back because you’re really damn strange
Shit, come to think about it, not a single thing changed

Aniyah asked if we liked you, I told her it’s going great
That’s what she wanted to hear, was lying right to her face
“Cuz all of us think you’re weird, you act like a fucking dummy
We only pretend to be your friend because it’s kinda funny

But it wasn’t enough just sabotaging yourself
You had to bring someone else, and now I’mma give him hell
Shimario, didn’t expect you to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up ‘fore I put all them phone calls out

You made on Discord, begging me not to talk about McDonalds
Then went and dropped my name as if we wouldn’t have a problem
Fuck a warning shot, try that pussy shit again and maybe I’ll
Get Stupes to narrate the story to put on my main account

But while you’re here, sit down, let’s have a talk
How’s your series going? Oh? Still no progress at all?
Well shit, if Rabi and Patrick are busy then I get it
It’s not like I expect you to do anything but edit

Speaking of, our vid’s gonna hit 2 milly after April
For making your career, I thought that you’d be more grateful
Instead, you always run your mouth and give a stupid take or two 
I don’t wanna hear you talk unless I’m fucking paying you

Your best battles are superfluous
If I won with Weegee vs Tails Doll, CreeperPasta’d be furious
Views are incomparable, 30 thousand is light
You can’t even pretend that you’re on my level like Fight

Maybe you’ll do it like him, you’ll write a diss on me
Before BOTY, then lose by 6 votes, gee
I wonder who switched up? Well I’m not naming any names, yo
But JustGamer really needs to fucking stick to gameshows

I said I’d never do a battle and it’s true
Right now it’s just me, not sharing a track with you
I hope you’re having fun, diss track season’s begun
‘Cuz now every kid in FRB will wanna do it too

Scarecrow vs Ratatta -NRB- (REMIX)

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