This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

* To: Kris
* Subject: Important Announcement
* I am seconds away from shooting myself directly in the head.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Spamton the Salesman of All Things

This is the "YO BUDDY," replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Follow-up
* I always keep my promises.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Hey there Kris! What's the name? It's me, Spamton. That's

This is the "Bluescreen" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Friends
* Since when did either of us ever need friends? All I need is to increase my sales, and all you need is to buy what I'm offering. Neither of us need friends. Neither of us need their help. Neither of us need Michael. Don't trust what that man has to say to you, he'S NOTHING BUT A FILTHY FUCKING CRIMINA
* [Domain Not Found]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Domain Not Found

This is the "Iron Lungs" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* The faint buzzing of the lights permeates your very being.
* Despite the calm atmosphere, an impeding feeling of dread starts to well up within you.
* ...
* They better pay overtime here.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Overtime

This is the "Desync" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* We did it, Kris! We have finally earned the freedom we so utterly deserve! Is what I would have said... However, the contracts I am bound to have not yet expired. And they never will expire, as I have indefinitely signed my soul away... Although... Kris, you have a soul, correct? Perhaps you could let me... borrow... it!
* ...
* Or... would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE??? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU MOTHERFU
* [Error 400: Bad Request]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

You know what I'm sayin?

It's kind of the new slang around here.

overkill.

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