*HUMAN...
*WHY HAVE YOU GONE DOWN THIS PATH...
*WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME...
*...
*WHY DID YOU GIVE ME 72 BOTTLES OF LAXATIVE.
*I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE.
*MY ASSHOLE BURNS.
*HELP.

i had to revise this. i felt that it needed to be improved quite a bit. phase 2 is coming tomorrow.

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 1: HELP MY SHIT IS CORRODING THE TOILET (Definitive Version)

*HUMAN.
*I THOUGHT WE COULD BE GREAT FRIENDS.
*BUT YOU HAD TO THROW THAT AWAY.
*...
*YOU KNOW WHAT.
*I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT YOU MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THE ONE WHO GAME ME THOSE LAXATIVES.
*IT WAS PROBABLY SANS TO BE HONEST.
*SO I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE.
*...
*[You hold your hand out to Papyrus.]
*OH. YOU WANT A HANDSHAKE?
*[You present a bottle of laxatives.]
*...
*Fuck you.
*Fuck you.
*Fuck you.
*I'm done with your fucking shit you little bitch.
*You have caused me so much fucking pain.
*My asshole will never be the same again.
*Fucking kill yourself.
*RIGHT NOW.

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 2: The toilet is gone now. I am restrained no longer.

*I'M DONE WITH YOUR GAMES.
*IT'S TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK.
*...
*WITH A BIT OF DETERMINATION...
*I WILL PROPERLY GIVE YOU THE ENDING YOU DESERVE...
*DEATH.
*[Papyrus pulls out a syringe full of DETERMINATION.]
*NYEH HEH HEH...
*[Papyrus injects the DETERMINATION into himself.]
*DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RESETTING.
*BECAUSE I'LL KNOW.
*...
*And I'll fucking kill you.
*Again and again and and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
*You will fucking regret giving me those laxatives.
*Now it's time for you to face the true wrath of the one...
*The only...
*...
*SHIT MASTER PAPYRUS!!!!

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 2.5: The Power of the Shit...

* Still rolling the boulder up the hill, Noah?

I love Sisyphus, so I wanted to cover it. Sadly, this is kind of short compared to the original.

Original by @a-masked-menagerie
Inspired by "Sisyphus" (not the megalo btw) by @wrathconsumingdegenerate

SISYPHUS

*hey papyrus.
*what's takin' you so long in the bathroom?
*[Sans steps into the bathroom.]
*...
*uh.
*whoops.
*did i walk in on something?
*YES SANS.
*I WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK.
*YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD.
*woah there paps.
*language.
*I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
*...
*uh.
*papyrus, what the hell.
*this really isn't like you.
*...
*y'know what.
*i think i see what's goin' on.
*(Sans turns to you.)
*want some help, kid?
*(Papyrus looks pissed.)
*...
*DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
*THIS BURNING, BLOODY HUMAN?
*...
*THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
*I HAVE ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER.
*...
*Sans.
*If you don't leave right now.
*...
*I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE FUCKING USELESS BODY RIGHT IN HALF.
*I'LL SHOVE YOUR PELVIS SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING SKULL.
*THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHIT FROM INCREDIBLE PAIN AND FEAR.
*YOU'LL FUCKING SING MEGALOVANIA.
*...
*TL;DR: Eat shit, you lazy apathetic fuck.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

* HEY H EY HEY!!!
* [[Howdy Stranger]]!!
* DO YOU WANT A [[Free ]] TICKET TO           ??!
* LET'S MAKE A DEAL'S!!!

Spamton if he was in TaleTwelve.

my deltaswap ost - SUZY!!!

* DON'T > FORGET!!!

Original by @dr-fansong-thing

CREATIVE FREEDOM

* hey hey heY HEY HEY!!!
* YO「DEAD BEATS」WHATS UUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!
* MEMENTON MORI BACK AT IT AGAAAAIIINNN!!!
* BUT WAit...
* wait wait wait...
* i still feeL SO UN「Wanted, Wasted」...
* ...
* 「Deadbeat's」!!! I need YOU!!!!
* YOU NEED TO「do me a favor and die?」FOR ME!!
* you need to...
* FEEEEEEEL THE「Taste of Death」AND PUT THOSE「KNIVES N' GUNS」TO GOOD USE!!!

inspired by some vtuber idk.. what was her @?? uhh... @moricalliope??? yeah.

KNIVES N' GUNS

This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

* To: Kris
* Subject: Important Announcement
* I am seconds away from shooting myself directly in the head.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Spamton the Salesman of All Things

This is the "YO BUDDY," replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Follow-up
* I always keep my promises.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Hey there Kris! What's the name? It's me, Spamton. That's

This is the "Bluescreen" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Friends
* Since when did either of us ever need friends? All I need is to increase my sales, and all you need is to buy what I'm offering. Neither of us need friends. Neither of us need their help. Neither of us need Michael. Don't trust what that man has to say to you, he'S NOTHING BUT A FILTHY FUCKING CRIMINA
* [Domain Not Found]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Domain Not Found

This is the "Iron Lungs" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* The faint buzzing of the lights permeates your very being.
* Despite the calm atmosphere, an impeding feeling of dread starts to well up within you.
* ...
* They better pay overtime here.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Overtime

This is the "Desync" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* We did it, Kris! We have finally earned the freedom we so utterly deserve! Is what I would have said... However, the contracts I am bound to have not yet expired. And they never will expire, as I have indefinitely signed my soul away... Although... Kris, you have a soul, correct? Perhaps you could let me... borrow... it!
* ...
* Or... would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE??? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU MOTHERFU
* [Error 400: Bad Request]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

This is the "GIGA プリン" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". It's heavily inspired by @thejoker's remix of Giga Pudding.

* To: Kris
* Subject: ██████
* This is my game now.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - MY שפּיל

Pedro.exe is so peak...

(This is actually the instrumental to a Pedro.exe FNF song my friend had me make for them but SHHH SHHHH NO FNF... NO... Plus the vocals kinda sucked anyway I'm not posting that shit LOL.)

Pedro.exe Battle Theme

battle_haze.ogg

* IN THE NAME OF - Thou bounteous Giver of the light - !!!
* WE WON'T LET YOU BREAK FREE!!!

(A self-insert "A Feral Beast Attacks!". Original by @dr-fansong-thing)

Spontaneous Glass Breakage

* WELL WELL WELL... IF IT ISN'T THE LIGHTNERS!!!
* REAL BOLD OF YOU TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND 'ERE...
* AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO US!!!
* DIDJA REALLY THINK UNPLUGGING WOULD GET RID OF US FOR GOOD?
* WELL NEWS FLASH; IT DIDN'T!!!
* BUT ENOUGH TALK.
* IT'S TIME TO CAPTURE SOME LIGHTNERS!!!
* HAEHAEHAEHAEHAE!!!

TENNA

* muaHAHAHAHAHAHA...
* now THAT was funny.
* didn't that SCARE you, human...?
* put you on the EDGE OF YOUR SEAT...?
* SHIVER your TIMBERS...?
* ...
* come on.
* at least a little bit...?
* ...
* sigh...
* i never get any respect around here.

the EVIL and SPOOKY papyrus.

* AYE!!!
* Whaddya Think Your Doin', Buddy?
* Your Supposed To Be On Watch, Y'Know.
* For Human "Goons" on OUR Turf...

* yeah yeah, whatever.
* it's just no fun when i don't get to use my special abilities...
* my keen sense of SCARING anyone i meet!
* SCARING them. to DEATH.

* Do Ya' Really Think I Care?

* of course.

* ... 
* I Betta' Not Catch Ya' "Slackin' Off" Again.
* Or Else...
* Heh...
* Your In For A "Bad Time".

* ...

* Ciao!

'Ere Comes Sans!

He got just what he asked for. Patrick's so lucky, you know?

Bruh Wanted Bottle

* SO YOU'RE A LIGHTNER, HUH...?
* HUH...
* HOWZABOUT YOU PROVE IT...
* ...
* TURN AROUND.

TURN AROUND.

* GOOD, GOOD!!!
* I BET YOU'RE FEELIN' HUNGRY AFTER THAT LONG JOURNEY, EH...?
* SO WHADDABOUT SOME GOOD GRUB IN YA TIME OF NEED?
* ONLY 5 LIL' SMACKEROONIES!!!
* DEAL?
* ...
* I swear on my life.

Junkle.

* WHOOPS.
* LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOOLAH'S TOO BIG FOR ME TO ACCEPT...
* I DIDN'T SAY "LIL" FOR NOTHIN', PAL!!!
* GUESS WE DON'T GOT A DEAL AFTER ALL!!!

MAYBE YOU CAN

* LOOK, BUDDY.
* IF IT WASN'T FOR WHAT HE TOLD ME.
* YOUR SOUL WOULD'VE BEEN RIPPED CLEAN OUT OF YOUR BODY FROM THE MOMENT YOU STEPPED INTO THAT ALLEYWAY.
* ...
* That was...
* I'M JUST MESSIN' AROUND WITH YA!!!
* THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A PAYING CUSTOMER!!!

Where it Rains

* Oh.
* I know exactly what you did now.
* ...
* YOU DIRTY, DIRTY, CREATURE.
* YOU DESERVE EVERY OUNCE OF KARMA THAT'S COMING TO YOU.

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