To clarify earlier in the song I didn't mean to say "get dick" I meant talking about the girls—

But these sweet moist boys keep me up on the trends…

I used to skateboard but I knocked out a ball!

enough about your cob man get back to the song...

Animatic, meme and edit audios

Well to be honest I’m a hetero guy
But I really try to be a good ally
And it ain’t no secret let me tell you why
It’s cus I love my wife and my wife is bi

Bi wife energy, he has bi wife energy
Bi wife energy, he has bi wife energy

Now sometimes people assume I’m queer
And I have to say, ‘hey, just a straight guy here’
But I get it a lot, and I don’t mean to be cruel,
It’s just that my wife is a bisexual!

Bi wife energy, he has bi wife energy
Bi wife energy, yeah, he has bi wife energy

Now me I do not like to label
I just keep my marriage stable
And sure as the fish love swimmin’
I love my wife and my wife loves women

Bi wife energy! He has bi wife energy!
Bi wife energy! He has bi wife energy.

Bi Wife Energy

teenage dirtbag - dsiboys

Blond Boys

will wood - i/me/myself :)

Edit and songs not mine

y'all can
stop liking 😰
I uploaded this for personal use but go off ig

Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs

internet drama

internet drama part 6 (can u get pregante...?)

The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism 
{Slowed down for Soundcloud,, god damn}

ℰℓ𓈒⠀⠀Girl Anachronism⠀⠀⸝   slowed down

Drown Me!

note - I do N O T take A N Y credit for this track and will it remove if I'm asked to by the original creator

Lyrics:
in college i spent all my days, my back my shoulders thighs 
exposed in most material ways, to make it through the night
i tried protection but did it stay on well it didn't that is
why i've got to lug around this fleshy 9 month whorish crown

the father, jacob, jason, or dean who knows who is the face
who is the man who planted the seed inside below my waist
i'm trying to eat healthy this baby has some picky taste
you probably would like to know the 1, 2, 3, 4

5 ways that i'll reach around this fuckin instrument without
a second chance to write this song about the man who put his dong
inside of me why cant i see the face that's looking longingly
up at the eyes who can not cry about the child that is a 

lie straight to the face of mom who thought i had it with a blonde
with christian morals, and the fix but it's from anonymous dick
i pushed it out and with a pout i looked at her face short and stout
i couldnt recognize the eyes the baby had im freaking out

i squeezed out the baby, was it tyler, mark, or brady
man, my memory is hazy of the man who

helped me make this creature, did i have it with my teacher?
then again he's just some scholar guy that i blew

in college i spent all my days, my back my shoulders thighs 
exposed in most material ways, to make it through the night
i tried protection but did it stay on well it didn't that is
why i've got to lug around this 1, 2, 3, 4, 

5 year old that still, i hold she has brown hair and eyes of gold
and i still dont identify the man that gave her amber eyes
so now i scan for though the man's anonymous, i have a plan
cuz DNA will not decay i'll test her spit to find out

who and where the father is, who gave me children with his jizz
who came and went no money spent on child support to pay my rent
results came back, my jaw is slacked he banged me in his cadillac
the man dented my can he was no other than this rich fuck jack

i squeezed out the baby jack's the father, this is crazy
man that fuck was pretty lazy on his own part
so the man who gave me this illegitimate baby
changed my whole life, baby gravy from his bleeding heart

I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is - by Masuna

The Poison In Your Drink

KELLEN DE VOS - GRAND SLAM

Dont sample this u dumbasses lol


Ain't it just so easy to say 
You don't feel the same way 
As that Nice Boy does, ey? 

He misses you, he wants you 
But, you just don't feel the same 
Why don't you tell him today? 

She doesn't want him because he cares too much 
But now he's gone and she's alone again 
Maybe if she tried a little harder to find 
The gem within his heart that was there this whole time

Nice Boys

Ooky Spooky

Zombie Prostitute

﻿﻿Shut Eye is the first single to be taken from Stealing Sheep's forthcoming debut album on Heavenly Recordings.

The single comes backed with an exclusive track entitled 'We Like The Dark'  and is available as a very limited 7" and digital download.

Download:
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7":
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We are also thrilled to announce the release of 'Into The Diamond Sun', the long-awaited debut from Stealing Sheep, Available from 3rd September 2012 on cd, download and limited glitter vinyl.  The album when purchased from an independent retailer also comes with a bonus 'The Melting Mountain Mix' cd featuring tracks the band were listening to when recording.  

You can pre-order the album from the following sites:

http://www.roughtrade.com/site/shop_detail.lasso?search_type=sku&sku=352979
(the first 200 copies are signed)

http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/33367378/0/Into-The-Diamond-Sun/ListingDetails.html
(these come with an exclusive badge back)

Animation by Rivkah Gevinson
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http://www.heavenlyrecordings.com

Blond Boys

Owen Mitchell

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