This song captures the experiences of a Spanish woman hiring a private eye in the 1950's. The detective's skills are well-regarded, but not his heavy drinking habits. His drink of choice is an Old Fashioned.

Private Ojo

The start of the album.  An introduction of sorts to what you're about to listen to.

A Bad Day Introduction

The anthem for those goofy ass dogs.  They look so dumb!

Chow Chow Of Death

I'm not a Debbie Downer, I'm just a realist.  And when the sky falls down, I told you first.

Debbie Downer

A nice guy struggles to find love.  What happens when he ends up with someone who will only bring him down?

Nice Guy Detector

A funny little song about the struggles of relationships.  It's more a stupid commentary on body image.  

Thunderthighs

Instrumental - 

You can find this song on the Android App "Bounce Out" which can be found at the following link - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gmail.mgdicks.Bounce_Out&hl=en

Enjoy!

Album 2 Ideas

Hope For Something (Bounce Out)

Hopeless Romantic

Best You Ever

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I'm back
and I'm fat
I'm dumb and I'm not wearing a hat

I'm back with thoughts that will make you lose your mind
Along with my own while I'm running on lost time
And everywhere I go - I'm insane but I don't give a fuck what they say.

Everywhere I go - I'm in hiding
To everyone I know - I keep smiling
I say I'm OK, I say I'm OK, I say that everything is great.

To whom it may concern - 
I wish I wouldn't feel so numb
I wish I never burned
Got lighter fluid to make ice cubes.

Keep looking at me like stupid tools
Keep treating me like an uneducated fool
Keep judging me and keep me away
Your greeting cards are making me insane

Your greeting card concerns (2X)
Your greeting card concerns are making me insane.

Greeting Card Concerns

Σε Θελω, για να χαρω
Το Οχι, δεν το μπορω
Ζεσταινομαι μωρό μου
Απ' τα ομορφα μάτια που θα μου λιώσουν
Ωχ αμαν

Τα μεθυσμένα χάδια
Που κάνουμε τα βραδιά
Τρελαίνομαι μωρο μου
Απ’ τα όνειρα που θελω πολύ να σου τα πω

Κλείνω τα μάτια
Για να σε νιωσω
Αισθάνω τώρα
Κοντεύω στο γκρεμό

Δεν ειμαι άγιος
Καλά το ξέρω
Πήγαινε κάτω
Σαν υποβρύχιο

Μ’ αρεσει που 'σαι μπεμπέκα
Σιουρωνεις σαν αληθινη γυναικα
Και περιμενω τα γλυκα φιλια
Που θα με γεμιζει τωρα
Ωχ αμαν αμαν

Είσαι χρυσή γοργόνα
Ξεχωριστή κολώνα
Όλες οι καριόλες πουτάνες
‘Εχουν ζιλεψει την καψούρα μας

Κλεινω τα ματια
Για να σε νιωσω
Αισθανω τωρα
Κοντευω στο γκρεμο

Δεν ειμαι αγιος
Καλα το ξερω
Πηγαινε κατω
Σαν υποβρύχιο

Αλλά

Κουνα κουνα κουνα, κουνα και λιγησε το.

Υποβρύχιο (Submarine)

An unsigned artist with a unique sound and different perspective of the world.

Thunderthighs

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