Sexy tune about blow-jobs, customized 4 tha dancefloor!!

Suck These Nuts!

Cute tune about love, devotion, and fellatio 

Put It In Your Mouth

Lovesong about various ways to spice/spruce up your sex life

Bathroom Love

Dance song about love, and positiviity that we as humans desperately need during these times of tragedy and turmoil (and other empty/shallow phrases that sound deep and meaningful, when really, this song was thrown together in 20 minutes)

Love Is The Answer

One of my personal favorites, will totally be a hit when we re-record this, or if someone out there picks it up

The Love Your Heart Requires

Hateful song about a girl who fucked me over, and the evil things I wanted to do to her as revenge for breaking my heart...

Little Plastic Bottle

A song about a guy named "Kenneth Keith Kallenbach" who had a strange hobby of going into the woods near his house, digging holes, searching for old milk bottles, and then taking them into his kitchen, washing them, and collecting them

Milk Bottles

Brokenhearted song about a lover lost, we hope it finds you in good spirits!

I Want U Back Baby

Upfront dance tune, urgent message to a lover

Service My Erection

Song for anyone who's longed for a lover who doesn't know they're alive

Oh, Marie

Love, equality, and freedom to all.. open your mind, there isn't much time. If you dig our material, please leave comments, thanks!! :)

For questions, comments, or booking info, please email cringevenom@gmail.com thanks!

The Pansy Faggots