This may sound like it was easy to do. I thought it would me. The idea was simple I thought - I want to take the Makka Pakka song from "in the night garden" and make it  all dark and surreal and psychedelic. I know this project is all about the bizarre programs from my childhood but any parent who has, in the last decade, woken with toddlers at 5.00am with a raging hangover and sat in the cold and the dark watching CBBC will know that kids programs today can be pretty bloody freaky too. Maybe none more so than In the Night Garden which is just horrifying. 
Anyway - I got the sample, ran it through CSGrain, ran it through Sector, ran it through Gliderverb and Apesoft's Reverb and ApeFilter and Samvada and Turnado. I added synth lines, I did Vocoding, I took away synth lines, I deleted Vocoding, I tried a dozen drum pieces. I put together 6 or 7 distinct sections, hated them all, started again, hated them all, started again. Wiped the slate clean. Started a new piece, found myself blocked (because of the unfinished work) started again from scratch with the samples and put this together. It is close to what I originally intended... maybe I will re-do it after FAWM...

In the Nightmare Garden

Last year I marked Valentines day with the tear jerking ballad "Baby Jesus Butt Plug". this year I thought I would stomp down hard on the Romance pedal and accelerate all the way to lovesville with this. Another sex toy review set to music, this time for the groundbreaking "Fuck my big black ass", the brown version of the original "Fuck me silly". The video review here did a few circuits on Facebook last year not so much because of the bizarre lifesize torso/ass thing but because of the style and delivery of the review. Awesome. 
Uh - the music, well a WR6000 jam for the main groove and then some photophore pieces improvised over the top. Two train journeys. 

FMBBA

A quick and weird Alchemy noodle (mainly me checking that all my bundles had made it to my new ipad intact) with some PPG Wavemapper sounds over the top. All a bit discordant but I liked the result. Samples from BBC TV program "The Herbs" which combines the classic BBC received English accent with slightly surreal stop motion animation. They don't make 'em like that anymore. 

So many chives

Collab with talentless footwear https://soundcloud.com/sokpupit

PoD and sokpupit : dirty Yaffle

A jam resulting from me trying to get into the iMPC pro workflow, quite enjoyed the experience. Third of this FAWM albums "bagpuss" trilogy...

Emily Loved Him

It is a popular urban legend that The characters in Captain Pugwash have dodgy double-entendre names, oft cited are Master Bates, Seaman Staines, Roger the Cabin boy and  Loveabigfatcockupthearse the quartermaster. None of this is true of course, the only name similar to any of these is Master Mates. It should be noted however that Captain Pugwash appears to have a cold, or a severe adenoid condition, that makes it hard for him pronounce the name.... You can hear that i the samples here...

Master Mates

This is the bastard child of WTF Version one (https://soundcloud.com/pantsofdeathfawm2015/wtf) which is probably more listenable than this version

WFT V2

Someone elses Me Time

My entry for this week's competition on the iPad Musician Facebook forum. Everything in this track is some form of the "They're coming to get you Barbera" from the public domain 1968 original of night of the living dead. 
I loaded the sample into Yellofier, Egoist and  idensity. 