Mouth Monster... but also, HOO BOY IM EXCITED 

THIS THUMBNAIL IS AMAZING AND ON AN APPRORPIATELY AMAZING TRACK!!! PLEASE WIN TFA!!!

Their tracks are so fucking insanely good i

they weren’t lying. this cabinet is fire

Temporary Flight Attendant: Half Human, Half Machine's Journey

Track by: @phase999
Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku, @pokopakku
Writing by: @ragnamalamity
Character Represented: Bec Noir
-

[ You’re going home, goddammit. You’re tired. You’ve seen enough - this island’s too much to take. Choked when it mattered most and for what, some bumbling cadet to slip on the staircase you’ve laid out for him? Pathetic. It’s all been a waste of time. There’s nothing to pack, nothing to keep you tethered to this place. You want out and you’re not taking no for an answer. ==> ]

[ Up to the sky you fly, bitter memories flooding full force. That easy first swipe, which only led to any strong competition being crushed by a free kill. Losing to ancient machinations of entertainment, not even by a slim margin. Then, getting another easy shot because the audience didn’t believe in them anymore… and choking at the end. You’re furious, but with nobody but the night to give you company, you can’t even bother to let it show. ==> ]

[ You’ve gone soft. ==> ]

[ ...Wait. No, that doesn’t... you couldn’t have. ==> ]

[ And yet you find yourself unable to keep that rage for long. It fizzles out, only to snowball at the prospect of getting even CLOSE to softer. You’re not a changed man, or dog, or anything for that matter. You’re Bec Noir, damn it. ==> ]

[ As you float off, you discard the stupid, ragged trophies you’ve swiped from your competition; lame horns and forgettable headware ripped off your head and sent flying into the inky black below. You don’t know where they’re going, and you don’t care. You don’t know where YOU’RE going, and you don’t care. ==> ]

[ Home? Pshh. Yeah right. You’re not getting stuck there, you have better ‘jokes’ to crack, better ‘gigs’ to break. Maybe that’ll be what you do when you get back. A cigar, some licorice, and some blood on your hands… yeah. That sounds nice. ==> ]

[ (S) Blow this joint, once and for all. ==> ]
-

Sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs
(Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia
(Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing
(Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs
(Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs Used:
Warren G ft. Nate Dogg - Regulate (Dogs) 
Nate Dogg ft. Warren G - Nobody Does It Better (Dogs)
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (Dogs)
SIAMÉS - The Wolf (Dogs)
Pokemon Sun and Moon - Guzma Encounter Theme [Kamex Remix] (Gangs)
2Mello - Poison Jam (Gangs)
Alterniabound - Vriska's Theme (Homestuck)
Desynced - Temporal Guardian (Homestuck)
The Homestuck Fan Musicians - Midnight (Homestuck)
Midnight Crew - Liquid Negrocity (Yes)
Connor Spiotto - The Villain I Appear To Be (Swing)
The Doors - Riders On The Storm (Semi-Offsource)

Deregulate

[Log 01 ~ Fred Durst Friday]

I guess we had to get this over with eventually. Leave it to Eric to keep a blind eye on his contestants.
After the loss we took Fred out back behind the studio and showed him what he had to look forward to. Some... awful, glitchy, writhing mass in the back we've kept contained by pure luck. The "Darkness," we're calling it. Eric thinks it sounds tacky, but what does he know? He barely keeps this place afloat.

Neither of us do, really, but some of us try.

Fred seized up when he stared into the Darkness. He didn't seem to understand how bad things would really get when he lost; clearly the symbiote wasn't enough for him to make sense of anything. We shoved him towards the cell and he immediately fell to his knees, shaking uncontrollably. Venom coursed through his veins, spread further along his body, trying to take control — and then get him the hell out. Of course, that's not really an option they had, but... it's not like we blame him. I did the same.

Tendrils of Darkness leaked out of its cage. In one second Fred was all but black and pink, ready to make a break for it. In the next, it coiled around him, tried to drag him back - I think I saw him land a punch, but if it did anything it sure as hell didn’t show it. At some point he just… disappeared entirely - there one second, gone the next. Couldn’t even tell he was in the room with us.

Right as I turned to leave, though, I heard Fred speak to me. I turned back to see... him, there, in the cage. Or at least what became of him. It’s all just… black. There’s stuff off the back of him, tentacles I think, that kept breaking apart only to pool back into him. I assume that’s Venom, but I can’t say I understand what happened to Durst. Must be under the symbiote-y stuff still. I don’t remember what he said, but I couldn’t hear it properly, anyway. Sounded like he was trying to speak over a buzzsaw…

...Maybe it gets easier after seeing one first-hand. I can only hope.

[writing by ragnamalamity]
[https://twitter.com/ragnamalamity]

Atsuover - Nerves (Friday Night Funkin')
Kikuo - Hole Dwelling (Artists with their own day: Kikuo Tuesday/Friday Night Funkin')
100 gecs ft. Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger - hand crushed by a mallet (Hyperpop)
Gesaffelstein ft. Pharrell Williams - Blast Off (#freddurstfriday Activities: Looking)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (Artists with their own day: #MCRideMondays)
JerryTerry - Kiss Me (Kill Me) (#freddurstfriday Activities: Smooching your homies)
Ren - Money Game Pt. 2 (White Rap/Corruption)
Kawai Sprite - Game Over

08 - [breathe in and breathe out]

THE DUD: [̷Y̷O̷U̷ ̷T̷R̷Y̷ ̷T̷O̷ ̷C̷A̷L̷L̷ ̷O̷U̷T̷ ̷T̷O̷ ̷T̷H̷E̷ ̷S̷O̷N̷I̷C̷ ̷F̷A̷N̷A̷T̷I̷C̷,̷ ̷B̷U̷T̷ ̷T̷O̷ ̷N̷O̷ ̷A̷V̷A̷I̷L̷]̷
GUPTILL: This is... DEAD ENBY HELL! TAKE ME BACK TO HOT CHICK HEAVEN!
THE NEGLECTED: [i҉ ҉n҉o҉t҉i҉c҉e҉ ҉t҉h҉e҉ ҉y҉o҉u҉n҉g҉ ҉m҉a҉n҉ ҉m҉a҉y҉ ҉h҉a҉v҉e҉ ҉t҉r҉i҉s҉k҉a҉p҉h҉o҉b҉i҉a҉]
GUPTILL: STAY AWAY! I'm not afraid to... uhh... F-FIGHT BACK!
THE PUPPET: ｔ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｈ░░░░░░░░░ｅ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｒ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｅ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｉ░░░░░ｓ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｎ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｏ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｗ░░░░ａ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｙ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｏ░░░░ｕ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ｔ
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(VICTIM 04 - GUPTILL89)
- SEGA, artists featured in Sonic titles, & games/music played on his channel
(Sonic the Hedgehog, Yakuza, Jet Set Radio)
- Hot chicks!
(Doja Cat, Brittany Spears, Kesha)
- Artists & culture associated with "Old YouTube"
(Ray William Johnson, Fred Figglehorn, Smosh)
- Lyrical songs that don't rely on swear words as a DIRTY crutch
(No Swearing, Gangsta's Paradise, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
- Speed, exercise, cosplay, & media where characters go 'super'
(Full Speed Ahead, Stronger, Dragon Ball Z)

(EXPERIMENT 16 - THE PUPPET)
- SONGS ABOUT SOMEONE
(YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MYSELF, THEY SAY)
- SONGS & ARTISTS THEY LIKED
(OLIVIA RODRIGO, ASHER ROSE, GIRLI)
- GAMES THEY LIKED
(FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN', TAIKO NO TATSUJIN, DANGANRONPA)
- SONGS WITH TITLES IN THE FIRST 'PERSON', OR CONTAINING "YOU"
(I NEED YOU, NEED YOU NOW, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE)
- THE VOICES IN ITS HEAD
(THNKS FR TH MMRS, BURNOUT, SOMETHING FOR YOUR M.I.N.D.)
- EMPTINESS, THE LACK OF SOMETHING, CONTROL, & THE LOSS OF IT
(LOSE CONTROL, IN CONTROL, OUT OF CONTROL)

Songs used:
david0414 - Triple Trouble (SEGA/Games they liked)
Kawai Sprite - Gettin' Freaky (Games they liked)
Hirokazu Ando, Jun Ishikawa - CROWNED (Games they liked/Loss of control)
GIRLI - I Don't Like Myself (Hot chicks/Artists they liked/First 'person')
Kawai Sprite - Game Over (Games they liked)
Cavetown - Fool (No swears/Songs about someone/Artists they liked)
Donielle T. Hansley Jr. - Without You (No swears/Songs about someone/You)
Kawai Sprite - Thorns (Games they liked)
Tee Lopes - Studiopolis Act 2 (SEGA)
Asher Rose - i am a demon (Songs about someone/Artists they liked/First 'person')
Pedro Silva - World's End Valentine (Hot chicks/Games they liked/The voices)
OMFG - Hello (Old YT)
Parry Gripp - This Is The Best Burrito I've Ever Eaten (Old YT/No swears/First person)
Cement City - Here Comes a Thought (Hot chicks!/No swears/Go 'super'/The voices)
MARINA - Living Dead (Hot chicks!/No swears/Artists they liked)
Conan Gray - Heather (No swears/Songs about someone/Artists they liked)
Trey Frey - Only Human (Artists they liked)
Taylor Swift - ME! (Hot chicks!/No swears/First person)
Foster The People - Sit Next To Me (No swears/First person)
Pedro Silva - A Single Flower Blooms (Games they liked/The voices)
Fumito Tamayama Hiroto Kanno - Level 5 (SEGA)
Yuuta Ogasawara, Hirokazu Ando, Jun Ishikawa, Yuki Shimooka  - Roar of Dedede (Games they liked/Loss of control)
Madeon - Prince (No swears/Artists they liked)
Wiz Khalifa - Speed Me Up (SEGA/Speed/First 'person')
Hirokazu Ando, Jun Ishikawa, Yuuta Ogasawara - Hyness (Unhooded) (Games they liked/Control)
Phineas And Ferb - Me, Myself and I (Hot chicks!/No swears/First person)
Madeon - You're On (Artists they liked/You)
people eater - sodikken (No swears/Artists they liked/The voices)

ᵗʳⁱᵃᵈ ᵗʳᵃᵘᵐᵃ

[welcome back for real this time. it's gonna be a weird ride, so all kids get out.]

Atsuover - UP TO SNUFF! (I'm On Fire) (Elements)
deadmau5 - Ghosts N' Stuff (Flipnote media, songs that are low quality/house music, Masked artists/Otherworldly entities)
Dust Devil - D-Code [adult swim]
Maroon 5 - One More Night (Flipnote media/The night)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Overdone/Unfunny jokes, Space/"clown jokes.")
Sonic Forces - Virtual Reality [Supporting Me Remix] (???/TerminalMontage, Otherworldly Entities)
Ke$ha - Take It Off (electropop music, Partying)
Toby Fox - Smart Race (YTPMV sources, Toby Fox)
Sarah Saint James - mad at god (Gods)
[death grips - lord of the game]
Madeon - The Prince (house music.)
Yume Nikki - Monoko's Dance (???/Dancing)

[ LOSERS ROUND TWO MEDLEY ] GETTING HEATED!

GUPTILL: Haha, this is fun! Try and keep up, iron lady!
THE EIFFEL TOWER: APPELEZ-MOI ENCORE ÇA ET JE VOUS ÉVIDENT COMME UN POISSON.
(CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.)
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VOTING HAS ENDED.
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(VICTIM 04 - GUPTILL89)
- SEGA, artists featured in Sonic media, & media where characters go 'super'
(Sonic the Hedgehog, Yakuza, Dragon Ball Z)
- Songs by or about hot chicks, especially those with the traits of Sonic females!
(Doja Cat, Brittany Spears, Kesha)
- RWJ, his collabs, & other artists & culture associated with "Old YouTube"
(Orphan Tears, Fred Figglehorn, Smosh)
- Songs that don't rely on swear words as a DIRTY crutch
(No Swearing, Gangsta's Paradise, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
- Top [blank] lists, speed, & other things Guptill is associated with
(Exercise, Cosplay, Impressions)

(VICTIM 13 - THE EIFFEL TOWER)
█ FRENCH ARTISTS, HOUSE, CULTURE, & "E̵͍̿I̴͆̅F̸͐ͅF̸̢́E̴͚͝L̴͝͝"
[COCOON, JUSTICE, EIFFEL 65]
█ MUSIC RELATING TO BUILDINGS, LANDMARKS, MONUMENTS, & SPECIFIC LOCATIONS
[CASTLE ON THE HILL, HOTEL ROOM SERVICE, TOUR EIFFEL SIDÉRALE]
█ RPGMAKER & APOCALYPTIC MEDIA
[SPLATOON, AS THE WORLD CAVES IN, LISA: THE PAINFUL]
█ UNFICTION, ARGS, ELDRITCH BEINGS, & INCOMPREHENSIBLE TERRORS
[THIS HOUSE HAS PEOPLE IN IT, LOCAL 58, POSTCONTENT]
█ ILLEGALITY & WHAT YOU CANNOT DO
[BURN, STEALING, SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN]

Songs used:
Armydillo - Prey (Sonic/Old YT culture/Apocalyptic)
Katy Perry - California Gurls (Hot chicks!/Locations)
MarStarBro - Endless (Sonic)
Your Favorite Martian - Verified (RWJ)
Kesha - Take It Off (Hot chicks!/Traits: Long hair)
Carpenter Brut - Sexkiller on the Loose (French artists)
Lady GaGa - Monster (Hot chicks!)
Skillet - Monster (Old YT/Guptill: Cosplay)
Alan Resnick - Boomy The Cat ("Sonic"/Unfiction/ARGs/Incomprehensible terrors)
Mike Morasky - You Will Be Perfect (Guptill [Portal 2: Announcer Fan Dub]/ARGS)
Kesha - Cannibal (Hot chicks!/Traits: Long hair/Illegality)
Tunde Adebimpe - Speedline Miracle Masterpiece (Speed/Locations/Illegality)
Wiz Khalifa - Speed Me Up (SEGA/Speed)
ThrObak - Fire (Hot chicks!/French artists)
Justice - We Are Your Friends (French artists)

[WR3M2 - ACT 1] - INFINITE WINTER

Title: Block-Rockin’ Breakdown [Winners Round 2 Bracket Theme]
CHARACTERS: Troy McClure, George Volcano, Wicke, Sam & Max & Knuckles, Ghouls Next Door, NOODLEZ, Kuzco, Space Cowboys, FAUX
Arranger(s): @og_crunkjesus
Art: @Nuberta_77
SONGS USED: https://pastebin.com/hYqT2Wu4
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MATCH 1: Troy McClure VS George Volcano
MATCH 2: Wicke VS Sam & Max & Knuckles
MATCH 3: Ghouls Next Door VS NOODLEZ
MATCH 4: Kuzco VS Space Cowboys
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WELCOME TO CHANCE WINNERS ROUND 2! Like last time, you’ll be getting a straight month of new CHANCE content. After a series of delays and refinements, we’ve finally made it! Matches will begin on JUNE 17TH!!

After the chaos of Losers Round 1 and the fallout from it, Winners Round 2 will be much more introspective. Rather than non-stop action, we’ll be analyzing how different characters, some of whom fell out of the spotlight, feel about the Lilac and the situation they’ve been placed in. We may have been gone for a while, but time hasn’t passed that much for CHANCE’s participants, so everything is fresh on their minds, and with Winners Round 2 in full swing, we’ll make sure you’re on the same page!

Note that we're still putting the finishing touches on some tracks, hence why we're starting a few weeks from now. But when we drop, we'll be trying to drop non-stop, one match per week!

Want to be part of the action? Before each match, lore is played out LIVE in front of the CHANCE audience! All lore will be backed up to Google Docs once the round is over- that way, everyone can read at their own leisure.

Interested? Join the official CHANCE Discord server by using https://discord.gg/CH5ghfQqAz , or apply for CHANCE's backroom via https://forms.gle/ANVR1FJSSpNvMQzY9 ! We intend on making quite the scene, and we'd love to meet new faces!

Remember! Our work is never over.

Block-Rockin’ Breakdown [Winners Round 2 Bracket Theme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMaDt5FxoY

Songs used:
intro:
Blonde Redhead - For the Damaged Coda
Various Rick & Morty SFX
Naofumi Hataya - Metallic Madness
Various Metal Sonic SFX
mudeth - Innocence Glitched
Various TBOI SFX
Scott Lloyd Shelly - Boss 1
Various Terraria SFX, Hamood Habibi, OOOOHHHH MY PC!!!
The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather
Various FNAF SFX, Bill Cipher's laugh
Hirokazu Ando - Butter Building
SFX from Kirby: Right Back at Ya! & Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Kevin's Bunker
The Break Up Buddy 2.0
Kikuo - Hole-Dwelling
Ramiel's Scream, Love Taste laugh

Everything Else:
Z Sharp Studios - POSTMORTEM (Machines/Religious Concepts, Glitches/The Universe/Corruptive forces/Rebirth/Hiveminds/Science, Dimensions/Rhythm Games, The Mind, Control, The Lack of Something, Emptiness)
Rockit Music - Rivals ('Super Forms'/Dreams/In the Water, Corruptive Forces, Anarchy: fucked up love/Uncanny CGI/Comedy Horror/Science, 'Evil' Versions/Indie Horror, Slop Media, The Mind)
Lucas Pucas - CORE / Truer Than Fiction (Machines/Religious Concepts, Glitches/The Universe/Corruptive forces/Rebirth/Hiveminds/Science, Dimensions/The Mind, Control, The Lack of Something, Emptiness)
Machigerita - Kimi koso Ao Oni (Murder, Death, Corruptive Forces/Comedy Horror, Hiveminds/'Evil' Versions/Control, Pain)
CG5 - Superstitious Foundation (Old Internet/The Universe/Psychological Horror/Comedy Horror, Body Horror/Sci-Fi/Indie Horror, Slop Media) 
Shadrow - Dr. Gaster (Machines/Religious Concepts, Glitches/The Universe/Corruptive forces/Rebirth/Hiveminds/Science, Dimensions/The Mind, Control, The Lack of Something, Emptiness)
DHMIS - The Love Song (Religion, Religious Concepts/Obsession, Deceptively Dark, Anarchy: Fucked Up Love/Weird Videos/Puppets, Dolls, Comedy Horror, Body Horror/The Lack of Something)
Ridiculon - Genesis 13:37 (Edmund McMillen, Body Horror) 
Limozeen - Because, It’s Midnite (Hard Rock, Old Internet/Flash Media/Alex Hirsch media)
Rockit Music - Try Not To Laugh (Sanitized, 'Super Forms'/Corruptive Forces/Uncanny CGI/Comedy Horror/Science, 'Evil' Versions/Indie Horror, Slop Media, The Mind)
The Living Tombstone - Join Us for a Bite (Machines/Murder, Death/Body Horror/Indie Horror, Slop Media)
Hypno's Lullaby - Monochrome (Death/Body Horror/Rhythm Games, Slop Media, Pain)
NateWantsToBattle - How Wonderful (Sonic artists, Machines/Religious Concepts, Glitches/The Universe/Corruptive forces/Rebirth/Hiveminds/Science, Dimensions/The Mind, Control, The Lack of Something, Emptiness)
Crusher - Big Brother (Artificiality, Sanitized/Vocal Synth, Psychological Horror/Sci-Fi/Control)
Hit Single - Silly Billy (Heartbreak/Doppelgangers/Rhythm Games, Slop Media, Identity, The Self, Pain, Emptiness)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Hot Chicks!/Heartbreak/TikTok/Pain)

NIGHTMARES, RESURRECTED [DOATK GR2 BRACKET]

Track Name: Hellfire
Characters Represented: Forum Freakshow, MONSTERMAU5
Musician: Aurora
Art: KidWhomHasAHat
https://twitter.com/KidWhomHasAHat

Sources:
Skrillex & Wolfgang Gartner - The Devil's Den (Dubstep)
Knife Party - Bonfire (deadmau5 collaborators)
Tech N9ne - Speed Of Sound (SoundClown)
Eminem ft. Nate Dogg - Shake That (SoundClown)
Your Favorite Martian - Brain Rave (Ray William Johnson)
Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child (Progressive House)
Skrillex - Bangarang (SoundClown/Dubstep)
Death Grips - Culture Shock (SoundClown)
Rezz ft. PVRIS - Sacrificial (mau5trap)
Jay Eazy - Mega Man (SoundClown, SoundCloud Rappers)
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (SoundClown)

MONSTERMAU5
- Songs by artists who have signed to the Monstercat label.
(Marshmello, TheFatRat, Slushii, Tristam)
- Songs by Deadmau5, his collaborators, or artists who have signed to the Mau5trap label.
(Ghosts N Stuff, Math, Professional Griefers, Pomegranate)
(Pendulum, Knife Party, BSOD, Wolfgang Gartner)
- Songs in the Progressive House & Dubstep genres.
(Swedish House Mafia, Avicii, Martin Garrix, Zedd)
(Skrillex, Zomboy, Spag Heddy, Pegboard Nerds)

Forum Freakshow
- Songs from music projects featuring RayWilliamJohnson.
(YourFavoriteMartian, The Upside Downs, Epic Rap Battles of History, FAttY SPiNS)
- Songs from the Halley Labs label.
(Rock My Emotions, It's Murder, Intensive Care Unit, FULL TECHNO JACKASS)
- Sources notably featured in YTPs & YTPMVs, or in the Keygen Music genre.
(Fesh Pince of Blair, The Penis (Eek!), ytp sexer, Yo-Kai Disco)
(Artificial Intelligence Bomb, Shuric Scan, Beautiful Insanity, Chasing The Clouds)
- Sources heavily featured in SoundClowns, or by notable SoundCloud rappers.
(Childish Gambino, Soulja Boy, Death Grips, We Are Number One)
(6IX9INE, XXXTentacion, Lil Uzi Vert, Slump AK)

Hellfire - Mashup Week: Megamix

WATCH MY VISUALS BOY: https://youtu.be/4F8yQGH-DBo?si=Wkn409JawKmDW3j_


THIS WHOLE BURGER WAS COOKED BY CYAN

[17] Chazington - FIFI & PINK
(Render by CyManCyan, Shoutouts to he & Fenzo for SL Help)

○ ◯ in my head, this idea can do this... ◯ ○
- Chazington, his topics, & Review/Plush/"Legacy" YouTubers
- "Nerdcore", Musicals, Cabaret, & That Handsome Devil/its Genres
- Viral Indie Games, Sketch/"21st-Century" Comedy, Toys/Puppets... & Felin- alright buddy we get it you like shima
- "THINGS THAT JUST DOWNRIGHT SUCK! JUST THE WORST OF THE WORST."
○ ◯ or smth idk ◯ ○

Chonny Jash - Savages (That Handsome Devil, Cabaret)
Toby Fox - Attack Of The Killer Queen (Chazington Topics: UNDERTALE/deltarune, Viral Indie Games)
Random Encounters ft. Markiplier - FNAF: The Musical ~ Night 1 (Chazington Topics/Collaborators, Musicals, Cabaret, Puppets)
Courage The Cowardly Dog - Crisis Theme (Chazington Topics)
Mordecai & The Rigbys - Party Tonight (Chazington Topics)
Tobuscus ft. Terabrite - Mine The Diamond (Chazington Topics, """"Legacy""" YouTubers, Dogshit)
TheOdd1sOut ft. Roomie - Good Person (Chazington Topics: Oddballs)
That Handsome Devil - No Roots (That Handsome Devil, Experimental Rock)
Lab Rats - Intro Theme (Chazington Topics: Disney XD)
Zamination ft. The Amazing Digital Circus Cast - Happy Place (Chazington Topics: The Amazing Digital Circus, Viral Fandoms)
Regular Show: The Movie - Outro Theme (Chazington Topics)
Super Planet Dolan & Druoxtheshredder - Dolan Kart (Chazington Topics: Super Planet Dolan, we get it dude you like shima)
KSI ft. Trippie Redd - Thick Of It (Chazington Topics: KSI vs. DanTDM, 21st-Century Comedy)
Pizza Tower - It's Pizza Time! (Chazington Topics. Barely., Viral Indie Games)
Annoying Orange - Orange Nya-Nya Style (Chazington Topics, "Legacy" YouTubers, Dogshit)
JT Music - Hello And Goodbye (Chazington Topics, Nerdcore, Viral Indie Games: Hello Neighbor)
Will Wood - Laplace's Angel [Hurt People? Hurt People!] (Cabaret)
Horror Skunx - Now Or Never [Garten of Ban-Band] (Chazington Topics, "Nerdcore", Cabaret, Viral Indie Games, Content Slop)
Smosh - LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP (Chazington Topics, "Legacy" YouTubers, Nerdcore, Sketch Comedy)
Bloodbound - Guardians at Heaven's Gate (Chazington Topics: Knuckles, 21st-Century Comedy: THE FLAMES OF DISASTER)
ONE OK ROCK - Neon (Chazington Topics: The Sonic Movies, Alternative Rock)
Caleb Hyles & Ashe - Love Like You [Duet Edit] (Chazington Bits this is The One)
Harold and the Purple Crayon - Harolds Theme [Solo Piano] (Chazington Topics)
XTRATUNA - JACKIE'S BOX (Chazington Topics: FNAF "Nerdcore", 21st-Century Comedy)
SMØR - Neighbor Gonna Find Me [I Have A Gun] (Chazington Topics: Hello Neighbor, "Nerdcore," 21st-Century Humor)
BENJIxScarlett - CATNAP VS POMNI RAP BATTLE ("Nerdcore", Content Slop)
That Handsome Devil - The Behind Your Back Dance (That Handsome Devil, Chazington Injokes: THE SAME GENTLEMEN WHO MAKE THE BANBAN MAKE THE SKIBIDI!)
Better Call Saul - Chicanery (Chazington Injokes)
Dexter Manning - Eat My Asshole (Chazington Topics: SmashBits, Chazington Collaborators, Sketch Comedy)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Computer Song (Chazington Topics, Viral Fandoms, Puppets)
Starbomb - The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid (Chazington Topics: VG Fansongs, Nerdcore)
Chazington Bit Related SFX

TINTN - A Weird Musical Rabbithole ~ tintn: null & void

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Track Name: Bad money
Character Represented: Bad Girlz 
Musician: OreLover, Aurora
Art: Ethan
https://soundcloud.com/megalolazing-1
https://soundcloud.com/orelover15
https://bsky.app/profile/ethanhellohi.bsky.social

Sources:
Underscores - Old money bitch (Money)
Billie Eilish - bad guy (Billie Eilish)
Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u (Interscope)
100 gecs - money machine (Money)
100 gecs - One Million Dollars (Money)
The Struts, Kesha - Body Talks (Kesha, Kesha Collaborators)
Kesha - Sleazy (Kesha)
Kesha - Boy Crazy (Kesha)
Charli xcx - Club classics (Billie collaborators, Kesha Collaborators, Partying)
Billie Eilish - No Time To Die (Billie Eilish)
Kesha - Praying (Kesha)

Bad Girlz
- Songs featuring Ke$ha, Billie Eilish, or their collaborators.
(Raising Hell, Timber, Therefore I Am, you should see me in a crown)
(grandson, André 3000, Finneas, Khalid)
- Songs by solo female artists who have signed to Interscope Records.
(Gwen Stefani, Ellie Goulding, Olivia Rodrigo, Lana Del Ray)
- Songs from the Top 100 Billboards of 2010 & 2019.
(California Gurls, Bulletproof, Teenage Dream, Like A G6)
(Without Me, Sunflower, Happier, 7 rings)
- Songs related to money & partying.
(Whales, All Gold Everything, Money Longer, All 'Bout The Money)
(Party Rock Anthem, Let It Rock, Last Friday Night, Party In The USA) 


Bad money - Mashup Week: Megamix

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Demo) (Lemon Demon)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song (FNAF)

Faulty Wiring

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Die In A Fire - The Living Tombstone (FNAF)
Reaganomics - Lemon Demon
I Earn My Life - Lemon Demon
Really Cool Wig - Lemon Demon
A Mask of My Own Face - Lemon Demon
Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon
Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon
When He Died - Lemon Demon
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon

LEFT 2 BRRRN

[NOTE: Half Human, Half Machine has been re-balanced, be sure to check out their new sources!]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Afterburner II - After Burner (80s/90s Arcade)
Five Nights At Freddy's 2 - Hallway Ambience (FNAF)

Afterburning The Place Down

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun), Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Comedy & Tragedy | Half Human, Half Machine

Reluctant to interact with the technological beasts of the future, Comedy & Tragedy may be knowledgeable in things like the internet and modern culture, yet they fear robots and AI. Realizing that a lot of their fans enjoy the work of these two as well, Comedy was eventually able to convince Tragedy that it would be beneficial to work with them, and it'd be fun to make fun of their stupid metal bodies of course! (Of course, that never happened, they were scared shitless of the robotic tyrants.) Springtrap was a surprisingly good sport, he was not intimidated by the two and was willing to work with them. He wasn't exactly friendly, but he wasn't that disrespectful either...but it won't always be like that. All a part of the plan, gain their trust. Cabinet Man grows hungrier by the minute, and Springtrap is growing tired. They held back when collaborating with these two, knowing it would give them more of a fighting chance against their first opponent, meaning they could finally get the remnant they need to keep fighting on.

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Wild West/composed by Neil Cicierega)
Comedy & Tragedy: Lil Nas X (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) - Old Town Road (Wild West)
Comedy & Tragedy: senzawa - i wanna be a cowboy (Wild West/Cowboys)

Wow Wow Road

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