Hell by the beach is 10x better than this one

I feel this was meant to just be a chaos tracks but then someone realized slime get conga

The Archives - Volume 3

The queen and athletes stand before a mysterious chest, watching anxiously. As Il Piantissimo reaches out for it, its hinge swings open. Riches spill from it, flooding the ground around it with coins and jewels. A golden skull rests on a nest of treasure, twitching and stirring to life.

This treasure's more than just 24 karat- it's also the remains of the late Bruno Mars. He's been locked out of heaven, and trapped here to haunt the static.
- Songs by/featuring Bruno Mars. (24K Magic, Treasure, Grenade, The Lazy Song, etc.)
- Songs relating to money and materialistic objects. (All Gold Everything, Hip Shop, Stronger Than You, Diamonds, etc.)
- Songs relating to death and murder. (Murder On My Mind, Death Of A Bachelor, Die Young, The Killers' discography, etc.)

Sourcelist:
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic (Bruno Mars)
Bruno Mars - Treasure (Bruno Mars)
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Bruno Mars)
Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (Bruno Mars)
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (Bruno Mars)

0B - Introduction

track by simoncyan (thats his name(simon))(@cymancyan)
galactic hole by eno
hell is full by jade and eno

CHARACTERS FEATURED:
#28 - The Fresh // Galactic Hole
#09 - The Savages // HELL IS FULL

//

Skrillex & Wolfgang Gartner - The Devil's Den (Artists sampled by Galactic Hole, Soundclown culture/Unholy religion)
Bicnic - Scream (Overused mashup songs/Shooters, Flash-originating media: Lethal League)
Tech N9ne - Speed of Sound (Sampled by Galactic Hole, Soundclown culture, Eminem's associates/"Killing," Really fast music)
Justice - Genesis (Sampled by Galactic Hole, Soundclown culture: Cross)
Danny Barranowsky - C.H.A.D.s Broken Wind (Edmund McMillen: Super Meat Boy)
Galactic Hole "Okay!" SFX (Galactic Hole)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Sampled by Galactic Hole, Soundclown culture/What V1 does: Ball.)
circuitSAPPHIRE ft. YUNG FLEX - AR-15 (Soundcloud rappers/Metal genres: Trap-Metal, Killing, Anger, Guns)
Run The Jewels ft. Zack de la Rocha - Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck) (Artists sampled by Galactic Hole/Industrial genres: Industrial Hip-Hop)
Simon Viklund - I Will Give You My All (Media sampled by Galactic Hole: PAYDAY/First-Person Shooters)
Baauer - Harlem Shake (Sampled by Galactic Hole, "2014" Internet culture)
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Sampled by Galactic Hole, Soundclown culture/Metal, Rage)
Lil Darkie - RAP MUSIC (Galactic Holes favorite albums: THIS DOES NOT EXIST, Soundcloud rappers/Industrial genres: Industrial Hip-Hop, Killing, Anger)

THE DEVIL'S JAM

Produced by https://soundcloud.com/funnymanfan
Art by https://twitter.com/tawnybarnowl

[ - FEATURING - ]

06 - [[SOMETHING'S BREWING AT...]] 
- Adam Sandler, Al Pacino, Toby Fox, Hideki Naganuma & Media associated with any of them
- Plunderphonics / Heavy Vocal Sampling
- Advertisements, Food & Money
(Submitted by Ragna)

[ - SOURCES USED - ]

2 Mello - Pump Up The Love (Hideki Naganuma)
Toby Fox - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
Al Pacino - Dunkaccino 
Bignic - Scream (Hideki Naganuma)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Advertisements)
Lil Cargoshort ft. Eleanor Forte - The Funky Mixer
Fergie - M.I.L.F.$ (Food, Money)
Toby Fox - The Legend (Toby Fox)
Toshio Kai - Pac-Man Chase (Adam Sandler)
DiamondBrickZ - Harder, Better, Faster, Whopper (Advertisements, Food, Heavy Sampling)
Kendrick Lamar ft. Jay Rock - Money Trees (Money)
Bomba Estéreo - Soy yo (Advertisements, Food)

FUNKACCINO//[[SALE]]POCALYPSE |[challenger approaching [[RE]]re-mix]|

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/Ugu65BJYnBGzJnC28

JENNY: Good thing you're not one of the Mad Hammer Brothers! I'd have to kick your butt more than I already gotta!
LOU: Girls can have all the fun they want, but that ain't stoppin' me from goin' for number one!

Music: FriedWeegee, Kaz
Art: [cymancyan]
Character(s) Represented: Lou Albano, Jenny Wakeman
https://soundcloud.com/friedweegee
@abluetomato 
https://soundcloud.com/cymancyan

Lou Albano's Sources:
- Songs from pre-N64 or non-VG Mario media
- Songs from video game adaptations
- Songs from anti-drug media, or songs with anti-drug themes
- Songs related to wrestling/wrestlers, or songs featuring Cyndi Lauper

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
- Songs related to Nickelodeon properties
- Songs related to robots
- 2000s "teen anthems"
- Songs & artists in the Pop-Punk genre

Source(s) Used:
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Remix/Aerodynamic (Jenny - Robots: Daft Punk)
SALT/kaz - Setting The Table
Huey Lewis & The News - The Power Of Love (Lou - VG Adaptations: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario)
Kazumi Totaka, Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - Machine (Both - Pre-N64 Mario, Robots)
Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Lou - VG Adaptations: Sonic the Hedgehog 2)
Coolio, L.V. - Gangsta's Paradise (Both - VG Adaptations: Sonic The Hedgehog Movie, Nickelodeon: https://youtu.be/m10MUR4Ig40)
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Jenny - Pop Punk, 2000s Teen Anthems)
Gorillaz, Shaun Ryder - DARE (Jenny - Robots, 2000s Teen Anthems)
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show - The Plumber Rap (Lou - VG Adaptations, Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario)
Kraftwerk - Radioactivity [1991 Remix] (Jenny - Robots: "The Mix")
Spongebob Squarepants - Electric Zoo (Jenny - Nickelodeon, Robots)
Spongebob Squarepants - When Worlds Collide (Jenny - Nickelodeon, Robots)
Danny Phantom - Main Theme (Jenny - Nickelodeon)
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Lou - Wrestling: Insane Championship Wrestling)
Blink-182 - All The Small Things (Jenny - Pop Punk, Nickelodeon: All The Sponge Things)
Three Eyed Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Lou - Anti-Drug Themes: Addiction)
Super Mario World Cartoon - Main Theme (Lou - Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario, VG Adaptations)
The Offspring - Hit That (Jenny - Pop Punk) 
Daft Punk - One More Time (Jenny - Robots) 
Cyndi Lauper - Money Changes Everything (Lou - Cyndi Lauper)
The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian (Lou - VG Adaptations: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario)
Koji Kondo, MoolaMixtape - Fortress Restored (Lou - Pre-N64 Mario: Super Mario World)
Tech N9ne ft. Dwayne Johnson, Joey Cool, King ISO - Face Off (Lou - Wrestling)
Butt-Ugly Martians - Main Theme (Jenny - Nickelodeon)
Crank Squad - Crank Dat Super Mario (Lou - Non-VG Mario)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.com/uwqpWpbdaw

[LF P3] A Super Show For Superheroes! - S.A.L.T.

Track Name: Composition's Kaard
Characters Represented: Lil Darkie, MTT! Tour
Original Track: CactusTeam - Kaard's Composition
Musician: CactusTeam
Art: aeiouko
https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam
https://twitter.com/sunhatgirl
https://youtu.be/SqPhwDMss84

Sources:
Lil Darkie - COMPOSITION XI (Lil Darkie)
deltarune - Hip Shop (deltarune)

Composition's Kaard - Remix Week

DEMO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgNDQc3o6Dg&ab_channel=LUIGI%27SCASINOTOURNAMENT

Track Name: Playbox! (Demo Available)  
Character Represented: Legworks
Track Artist: mr_unfunny
Render: Liquidspoon ( https://x.com/LiquidSpoon74 )
UI: quaddnooodle, Jiroji ( https://bsky.app/profile/jiroji-takumaku.bsky.social ), mr_unfunny__

[05] -  🦵LEGWORKS🦵

Wake up and Switch up your attitudes, because LEGWORKS are joining the competition! While QBBY and PIKU might not always get along, they’ve come together to win it all! Both masters in weird movement and precise puzzling, they are sure to gain a “leg up” on their competition! (laugh track).

- Puzzle Games, 2nd Party Nintendo & Devolver Digital.
(Portal, Tetris, ANIMAL WELL, Baba Is You)
(Kirby, Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Earthbound)
(Cult of the Lamb, Enter the Gungeon, Fall Guys, Hotline Miami)
 
 - Kawaii Future Bass, Stop Motion Media & bo en Projects.
(Snail’s House, Hyper Potions, Moe Shop, YOU)
(A Nightmare Before Christmas, Wallace & Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, Marcel the Shell With Shoes On)
(Pale Machine, OMORI, Lovely Planet, Poinpy)
 
 - 3DS Exclusives, Switch Exclusives & Minimalist Video Games.
(Mario Kart 7, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Tomdachi Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf)
(Pikmin 4, ARMS, Snipperclips, WarioWare: Get It Together!)
(Katamari Damacy, Superhot, Donut County, What the Golf?)
 
- Furniture / Boxes, Shapes & Legs/Related Actions.
(Cher, Clocks, Hearth-Shaped Box, The Box)
(Hip To Be Square, Hold the Line, Two Hearts, Spongebob Squrepants)
(Death On Two Legs, Walking In Rhythm, Fox on the Run, Jump)

Sources:
Calum Bowen - Pikuniku - King of the Dancefloor [Pikuniku]
MEODEMO - Playdate [Kawaii Future Bass]
Jun Ishikawa, Hirokazu Ando - BOXBOY! - Stage 1 [BOXBOY!]
Moby - Stop motion animation with fruit and vegetables [Stop-Motion]
Moe Shop, Snail’s House - Pastel [Kawaii Future Bass]
bo en - love in a song [bo en]
Calum Bowen - Pikuniku - Free Money [Pikuniku]
The Blackbyrds - Walking In Rhythm [Leg Actions]
Yuu Miyake - Katamari Damacy - Katamari on the Rocks [Minimalistic Videogames]
Ace of Hearts - Lighter Than Air [Shapes: Hearts]
Koji Kondo - Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens [Switch Exclusives]
Jack Stauber - OPAL - Mirror Man [Stop-Motion]
Johnathan Coulton - Portal - Still Alive [Puzzle Games]
The Rah Band - Messages from the Stars [Shapes]
bo en ft. COR!S - I’ll Fall [bo en]
Hirokazu Ando - Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards - Above the Clouds [2nd Party Nintendo]
River Boy - Cult of the Lamb - Start a Cult [Devolver Digital]
Junior Senior - Move Your Feet [Legs: Feet]
Jukebox The Ghost - Under My Skin [Furniture: Jukeboxes]
Jukio Kallio - Fall Guys - Survive the Fall [Devolver Digital]
Masanobu Matsunaga, Saki Kurata, Shoh Murakami, Yoshito Sakigawa, Yasuhisa Baba, Hiroki Morishita, Masanori Adachi, Kiyoshi Hazemoto, Tomoko Sano, Kosei Muraki, Hiroaki Hanaoka, Yasumasa Yamada, Koji Kondo - Paper Mario: Sticker Star - Boo Night Fever [3DS Exclusives, 2nd Party Nintendo]
Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) [Leg Actions]
bo en - Pale Machine [bo en]

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Playbox! (Demo Available) - Luigi's Casino Tournament

Ronald McDonald insanity but it isn't off-key

YouTube Mirror:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z02cEcBBrlQ

TheGrandDad - Unity

TTGD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEMkutdmAxs
Always wanted to make a deltarune mashup, and now I have.
also peanut butter jelly time exists
just wanted to point that out

Edit: holy shit 20k plays, thanks

Soulja Dance (Vs. King Chip) [Deltarune Mashup]

flat eric didnt you JUST get an impossible mashup. like yesterday.
ERIC: oui

mashup by vincent @vincents-memes-246806282, art by theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, ms360 @mate-rodriguez, and wholepucnh @whole-punch . sstay jambin !!! ! ! ! ! !

oh hell yeah i can fix the thumbnail now

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Dik Tok

I tried to upload this last year but soundcloud wouldnt let me

Steppin Wida

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider, Anonymous
Characters Represented: King Slime, The Chaos Cohorts

Bill and Discord's plan to create chaos within the competition has already begun, and they've started by pissing off King Slime, calling him nicknames that brought him back to his younger days of being bullied by the stronger slimes. He's not having this again, so he challenged them to a "musical duel." Perhaps there isn't enough space to have a real duel on a plane, nor would it really be a fair match. Bill laughed at his petty challenge, but Discord insisted they go through with it as he's always had a knack for theater. Alas, Bill agreed, but only if he got to pick a majority of the songs, of course!

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

The Chaos Cohort's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
100 Gecs - Money Machine (Experimental / Distorting)
Crypt Of the Necrodancer - King Conga Kappa (Royalty)
TheLivingTombstone - Discord (My Little Pony)
Magic Mirror SFX (Terraria)
Bill Cipher Dialogue (Gravity Falls)

Conga Machine

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Characters Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Explosion Related)
CaptainSparklez ft. TryHardNinja - Revenge (MC Parody)
Kevin MacLeod - Amazing Plan (MC YouTuber)
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Explosion Related)
Dan Bull - Creeper Rap (Dan Bull)
Lorde - Homemade Dynamite (Explosion Related)
Minecraft - Creeper Blowing Up SFX

Victory! DJ Creepa

Track by: @vvsvlogs
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
Tetris Theme
The Living Tombstone - I Got No Time (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award 
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Mouth)
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Mouth)
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback [OFFSOURCE]
James Brown & The Famous Flames - I Got You (Mouth)

Walking On Your Dad

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S_gzspMVs)
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Midnight City (Space)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (Text to Speech)
NFL Theme (Sports)
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (Text To Speech)
Various Moonbase Alpha Text To Speech SFX

Victory! John Madden

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Five Nights at Freddy's: Pizzeria Simulator - Thank You For Your Patience/Catalogue (FNAF)
Lemon Demon - The Satirist's Love Song (Lemon Demon)
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants (Lemon Demon)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Lemon Demon)

Ironic Animatronic

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

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