the irony is mlp is on disney in the Netherlands

Not to sound biased, but I main The Chaos Cohorts wholeheartedly!

now there are three teams of two horrific eldritch horrors each competing in this tournament... no way that could possibly go wrong...

"the mind electric by musical miracle" well... this is certainly a tournamental moment 

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MADDEN: "C'mon, is that all you got Sonny?! Don't go easy on me and show me what you really got!"

FANCYPANTS: "Yeesh! If it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you'll get old man! Don't expect me to QWOP and fall down!"
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Track by: @gnirob
Writing: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato (Sourcelist: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607369677911490579/820445826975400026/unknown.png )
Characters represented: John Madden, Fancypants

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Fancypants' sourcelist:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, songs from the Paper Mario franchise, etc.)
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Songs used:
Unreal Tournament - Nether Animal (Sports) (game is canonically a gladiatorial sport so it counts)
Real Faction - Pico's School: Step 1 (Flash)
Pendulum - Blood Sugar (Text To Speech)
Pendulum - Granite (Space)
Kawai Sprite - Dadbattle (Flash)
Michael Jackson - Beat It (Flipnote)
Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water, I Can Fly (Flipnote)
TheLivingTombstone - My Ordinary Life (Flipnote)
YourFavoriteMartian - Fight To Win (Space/ Flipnote)
Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz (Space)
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Flipnote)
Parry Gripp - I Got No iPhone (Flipnote)

(LR4 - M2) DUEL! Phase 3 - Unreal Pendulums ~ Flash & Space

track by @lilcargoshort
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dark mind . ... .   . . .. >:)

SOURCES:
SOURCES:
Blue Swede - Hooked On A Feeling (Superhero)
Redbone - Come and Get Your Love (Superhero)
Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Evil)
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (Boomer Rock, Superhero)
Kendrick Lamar - Pray For Me (Superhero)
Breaking Bad Voice Clips (Plot twists, Bad Guys)
Eminem - Without Me (Plot Twists, Bad Guys, Superhero)
WoodenToaster - Rainbow Factory  (Evil)
Kanye West - Lift Yourself (Plot Twists, Evil Music)
Alterniabound - Vriska Theme (Evil Music)
Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You (Epitome Of Evil)
Eminem - Venom (Superheroes, Bad Guys)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Evil Music)
DaBaby - Vibez (Nice Guys)
Falling In Reverse - Game Over (Nice Guys, Evil Music)
Justice -Waters Of Nazareth (Evil Music)
Guns and Roses - Welcome To The Jungle (Boomer Rock, Superhero)
Teen Titans Go! (Superhero, Evil Music)
Lil Yacthy - TT Go! Remix (Superhero, Evil Music)
Teen Titans Go - My Superhero Movie (Evil Music, Superhero)
Miracle Musical - The Mind Electric (Evil Music)
Cojum Dip - The Mind Electric (Evil Music)
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about (bad guys, nice guys)
White People Be Like Meme (Plot Twists)
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive [Slap My Nuts Mix] (Evil, Superhero)
YFM - Mr. Douchebag (Bad Guys)
Falling In Reverse - Good Girls Bad Guys (Bad Guys, Nice Guys, Plot Twists)
Playboy Carti - Pissy Pamper (Evil Music)
Fortnite Death Sound (Superhero mdeida, Evil)
Travis Scott - Sicko Mode (Evil Music, Superhero)
Korn - Freak On A Leash (Evil Music)
OG Maco - Bitch U Guessed It (Plot Twists)
Hazbin Hotel - Addict (Evil Music)
Kefka Laugh (Evil)
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Nice Guys)
Kanye West - Power (Evil Music, Bad Guys, Superhero)
LIMP BIZKIT - NOOKIE (WOOOOO)

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Squidward: If you're so lucky, maybe some of Mr. Tentacles' talent can rub off on you!
Reigen Arataka: Mob? I need you to come over here and exorcise another evil spirit for me...

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Artwork: Austhetic (@austhetic)

Track by: Xinos (@xinos1 / @bloss0m-music)

Sources (Both):
Earthbound - Buy Somethin' Will Ya! (Business and Finance / Mother) 

Sources (Reigen Arataka):
Yakuza 0 - Trouble Shooting Star (Characters with Money-Related Desires)
Yakuza 0 - Get Them (Characters with Money-Related Desires)
Mob Psycho 100 - Gray (Shonen)
Touhou - Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird ~ Till When? (Undead)
Lucky Star - Fun Fun Fun Dayo (Shonen)
DELTARUNE - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A (Business and Finance)
Mob Psycho 100 - Tell Takaburu Chou Nouryoku no Theme (Shonen)
Mob Psycho 100 - 99 (Shonen)
comfi beats - if there was a zombie apocalypse i'd let my dog eat me (Undead)

Sources (Red Mist): 
Earthbound - Pokey Means Business (Mother)
Earthbound - New Age Retro Hippie (Mother)
Earthbound - Get on the Bus (Mother)
Earthbound - Enjoy Your Stay (Mother)
MOTHER - Bein' Friends (Mother)
Spongebob Squarepants - Electric Zoo (Spongebob)
Spongebob Squarepants - Chill Out (Spongebob)
 Spongebob Squarepants - Squidward's Tiki Land (Spongebob)
BlahBlahBlahGAMING - It's Herobrine (Creepypasta)

[Assist Sources] 
Luluco:
Brand New Animal - NIGHT RUNNING (Studio Trigger)

Caretaker:
Minecraft - Sweden (Ambient)
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Reigen Arataka:
- Tracks featuring songs from Shonen-styled works 
(ex: Mob Psycho 100 OST, One Punch Man OST)

- Tracks featuring songs related to ghosts, spirits, and the general undead 
(ex: Ghostbusters, Spooky Scary Skeletons, The Walking Dead OST)

- Tracks featuring songs related to business and finance, or characters with money-related desires 
(ex: Whales, Price, WarioWare OST)

Red Mist:
- Tracks featuring songs featured in SpongeBob Media
(ex: Sweet Victory, Ripped Pants, Battle for Bikini Bottom OST)

- Tracks featuring songs from Mother 1 and 2
(ex: Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Smiles and Tears, Pokey Means Business)

- Tracks featuring music related to classic Creepypasta
(ex: Hill, Godzilla NES OST, Slender: The Arrival OST)

[W R3 M2 - 100%] Reigen Means Business (For Even The Most Ridiculous Request!!)

Music: [Get Your Dick Sucked in 1080p]
Artwork: Aleph, rinaten (https://twitter.com/yayrinaten)
Arrangement: Limi (https://soundcloud.com/megalolazing-1)
VS Template: monotart (https://twitter.com/monotart)
Characters Represented: Max Mueller II, Red Mist

Sources (Both)
Xarlable - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [Get Your Dick Sucked] (Spongebob / Dog-related Artists)

Sources (Red Mist)
Spongebob Squarepants - Stadium Rave A (Cosmowave Remix) (Spongebob)
Spongebob Squarepants - Grass Skirt Chase (Spongebob)
V.S. Mickey Mouse - Happy (Creepypasta: suicidemouse.avi)
Freshy Kanal - Flowey vs. Happy Appy (Creepypasta; Happy Appy)
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca (Spongebob: Sponge On The Run)
CG5 - Scared of You (Creepypasta: Slenderman)
V.S. Sonic.exe - Endless (Creepypasta: Sonic.exe)
EarthBound - Pokey Means Business (Mother)
TryHardNinja - Take Back The Night (Creepypasta: Herobrine)
Jagad K - Runaway (Creepypasta: Slendytubbies)

Sources (Max Mueller II)
Toby Fox - Megalo Strike Back (Dog-related Artists)
Jacksfilms - ALEXANDER HAMILTON 2 (Politics)
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends (Californian Artists)
Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Californian Artists)
Bo Burnham - Channel 5 News (Politics)
Boney M - Rasputin (Politics)
Linkin Park - In The End (Californian Artists)
Hamilton - My Shot (Politics)
Gwen Stefani, Akon - The Sweet Escape (Californian Artists)
Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (Californian Artists)

Red Mist
- Tracks featuring songs featured in SpongeBob Media
(ex: Sweet Victory, Ripped Pants, Battle for Bikini Bottom OST)

- Tracks featuring songs from Mother 1 and 2
(ex: Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Smiles and Tears, Pokey Means Business)

- Tracks featuring music related to classic Creepypasta
(ex: Hill, Godzilla NES OST, Slender: The Arrival OST)

Max Mueller II
- Tracks featuring songs related to California or by Californian artists
(ex: Californication, Hotel California, California Girls)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Dogs and dog-related artists
(ex: Who Let the Dogs Out, Dogsong, Wolf in Sheep's Clothing, songs by Vulfpeck)

- Tracks featuring songs about or featuring politics
(ex: Rise Above, Fight the Power, Gimme Some Truth)

[Get Your Dick Sucked in 1080p]

You know, as much as I enjoy the company of the others, I've been starting to really appreciate peace and quiet. And Whisper seems to be much the same. Kindred spirits, so to speak, and I couldn't be happier. Annie and Sango have both been nice, but it's always good to have a third. This one, at least, is a little less unstable. In more ways than one, haha. I don't understand her weaponry though... it's very interesting. Under any other circumstances, I'd be practically begging to look at it, find out how it ticks... but no, these days it's not quite that easy to just drop everything and investigate fun weapons.

She seems to get along well with the Spider-people, strangely. I wonder why?

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Best watch your back, and don't make a sound, because the Guardian Angel of the Battlefield has arrived to take on the competition! Having weathered a similar "undead" apocalypse alongside her friends, this sniper wolf is no stranger to a good scrap! Representing her friends, other comic-focused icons, canines, and more, she's ready to blast through with a sharp eye, sharp wits, and a team of colorful companions at her side.

- Songs and artists featured in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and original fan-content
  (Live And Learn, Endless Possibility, MANIA)
  (Zebrahead, Crush 40, Nathan Sharp)
- Songs from media with comic adaptations by Archie or IDW
  (Mega Man, The Archies, KISS, TMNT)
- Songs related to canines
  (Hungry Like The Wolf, Who Let The Dogs Out, Coyote)

Track: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Render: Teleportato

Songs used:
Moonlight Battlefield ~ Aqua Road - Tomoya Ohtani (Sonic Media)
The Wolf - Siames (Canines)
MANIA - Skye Rocket, Hyper Potions (Sonic Media)
Sea Bottom Segue - Tomoya Ohtani (Sonic Media)
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing - Set It Off (Canines)
Light Up The Night - The Protomen (Archie/IDW-adapted media, Canines)
Is It You - Crush 40 (Sonic Musicians)

MOONLIT MANIA

Track: Kaz (@abluetomato)
Art: Ploosh (@plooshburger)
Characters Represented: Lou Albano, Top Tutorialists, Jenny Wakeman, Captain Viridian

Source(s) Used:
Matter/SiIvagunner: King For Another Day Tournament - Madness (TT, Jenny, Viridian - 3D Sonic, Robots, Space)
Sonic Generations  - Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP (TT, Jenny, Viridian - 3D Sonic, Robots, Space)
Magnus Souleye Palsson - Pressure Cooker (Professor Kliq Remix) (Viridian - All Sources)
kazoodle/SALT - Setting the Table
Gorillaz - Sleeping Powder (Lou - Anti-Drug PSAs)
Glitch Techs OST - Main Theme (Jenny - Nicktoons)
Hotel Mario OST - Reading the Letter (Lou - Pre-N64 Mario)
Super Mario World - Castle Theme (Lou - Pre-N64 Mario)
MARINA - I Am Not A Robot (Jenny - Robots)
Lena Raine - Beyond The Heart (Broken Hearts Mix) (Viridian - 2D Indie Platformers, Space)
Pizza Tower OST - Distasteful Anchovi (Viridian, Lou - 2D Indie Platformers, Related Offsource)
Crush 40 - I Am... All of Me (TT, Jenny - 3D Sonic, Robots)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Lou - Wrestling: Music Video)
TWRP ft. Dan Avidan - Eve of The War (Viridian - Space)
Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape (TT - Tutorials)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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LR6 MEDLEY ~ MAD DASH!!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Poppy - Voicemail (Experimental / Distorting)
Deltarune - THE WORLD REVOLVING (Chaos)
Gravity Falls Intro Theme (Gravity Falls)
Various Jevil SFX (Chaos)
Various Bill Cipher SFX (Gravity Falls)

DISTORTED VOICEMAIL

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket designed by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Winner's Semifinalists

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil)
Markiplier: Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Crime)
Fancypants: VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Flash)
Par Airlines: B.o.B. - Airplanes
ZALGAR: Sonic.exe - Hill Act 1 (Creepypasta)
Markiplier: MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint (Youtuber Outros)
Half Human, Half Machine: Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Neil)
Fancypants: Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Neil)
ZALGAR: Yume Nikki - Monoko's Dance (Horror)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia
ZALGAR: Poppy - Meat (ARGs)
Markiplier: Schmoyo - ALL THE WAY (Youtuber Songs)
Markiplier/Fancypants: - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Flipnote/Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: Super Street Fighter II - Guile Stage (Arcade)
Fancypants: Paper Mario: The Origami King - M-A-X Power! (Arts & Crafts)
Markiplier: Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass (Youtuber Intros, Ali-A)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (gee i wonder) 
ZALGAR: The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (Weekends)
Markiplier: GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
ZALGAR: Rebecca Black - Friday (Fridays/Weekends)
Par Airlines: TFA Buildup

SFX:
ZALGAR: Kefka/Sonic.EXE Laugh (Creepypasta)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF3 Sound effects (6am, Jumpscare)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF 1 SFX (Phone ringing, Animatronic at your door)
Markiplier: Markiplier (HOW)
Fancypants: Fancy Pants Adventure SFX
ZALGAR: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Garfield and Friends!"

ERRATIC TRAJECTORY ~ A Flight Attendant's Semifinalist Medley

KEVIN: "Lemon Demon? Flash? FLIPNOTE?! FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S?! Fucking christ, if I were to look in the dictionary for the definition of dorky, there'd be a drawing of you three! Right there! In the dictionary! You're like, the dorkiest loser nerds on the planet!"

FANCYPANTS: "Well, looks like we finally found something bigger than your jawline; your ego! Ow!"

CABINET MAN: "I WANT TO RIDE ~ YOUR ~ BICYCLE ~ GIVE ME ~ YOUR ~ BICYCLE"

SPRINGTRAP: "Children like you... disgust me. Always whining about something nonsensical, all day, everyday, never shutting up... You little brat! You are no different than the others that stood in my way, so you best watch your mouth... and your back."
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Main Track & Kevin's Voice: @iamnotme 
Art by: https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff (Kevin Render)
Characters represented: Kevin [BOSS] | Fancypants | Half Human, Half Machine

Kevin's Sourcelist:
- Songs by or covered by the band Kevin and the Bikes (Good Family Values, Bikini Babes Magazine, I Fucking Hate My Friends, Buddy Holly by Weezer, Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People, etc.)
- Songs related to Cartoon Network Media (Ed Edd n Eddy, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Regular Show, etc.)
- Songs recorded or produced in a "Lo-Fi" setting (Jack Stauber's "Pop Food", Early Car Seat Headrest, Lo-Fi Hip Hop, etc.)
- Songs made in a comedic or ironic style (Kill Yourself by Bo Burnham, Loadsamoney (Doin' Up The House) by Harry Einfield, Thos Moser by Gupi & Fraxiom, etc.)

Songs used:
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Kevin:
Kevin and the Bikes - Burdy Dorky (Live) (KatB)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (Covered by KatB)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Lo-Fi)
Steven Universe Feat. Estelle - Stronger than You (Cartoon Network)
GLICK - Carl from Jimmy Neutron makes a Lo-Fi Song (Lo-Fi, Comedic + Ironic)
Car Seat Headrest - Maud Gone (2012 Version) (Lo-Fi)

Half Human, Half Machine:
Pac-Man SFX (80s Arcade)
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man (Neil Cicierega)
Men at Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Used by Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Neil Cicierega)
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Used by Neil Cicierega)
The Living Tombstone - I Got No Time (FNaF)

Fancypants:
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Flipnote)
The Lazer Collection (Flash)
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (LittleBigPlanet, Arts + Crafts)
Magnus Pålsson - Passion for Exploring (VVVVVV, Flash Games)
Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (Flipnote)
Bob Ross - The Joy of Painting, In The Midst Of Winter (Arts + Crafts)
Dan Salvato - Your Reality (Arts + Crafts)

Multiple/Other:
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Kevin + H3M, Comedic + Ironic/Neil Cicierega)
B.o.B Ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Anthem)

(R3 - M1 BOSS!) Buddy Dorky

https://soundcloud.com/par-airl1nes5/lr3-m1-results
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PUFFERFISH: "(AUEGH. HEAD. ACHE.) FUCK...THAT DAMN...EYE SORE...OF A SOURCELIST ALREADY"
KOISHI KOMEIJI: "You know, for most final transformations, you usually close your mouth and let your actions talk~. But you seem like someone who has to make an exception to their own rules~."
GARRY MODULATE: "/Bizarre transformation inherited from earlier match. This is bad, this is catastrophically bad. No matter, I will just have to adjust this match accordingly within VAC constraints."
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Track by: @nelneru
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato (Sources: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/686359627721605190/764953042259804160/unknown.png?width=701&height=703)
Characters represented: Pufferfish, Koishi Komeiji, Garry Modulate

Pufferfish's Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Koishi Komeiji's sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, Memories of Tokyo-To, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre [NO OVERLAP, NO UNDERTALE] (Songs from Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
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(LR3 - M1) DUEL! Phase 2: Episode Two - Exponential Culmination ~ Battle Within The Wasteland

Track by: @megalolazing-1
Art by: Lazer Chicken, twitter.com/TVGhost__ , Anonymous
Characters Represented: Fire Motif (Cabinet Man, ECHO), Madden

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ECHO: If you are interested in another fight, you'll have to look somewhere else. I'm only staying on this plane because my alternative is getting thrown out while it's airborne.

CABINET MAN: ROBOT, ROBOT, ROBOT. I WANT TO CHALLENGE ~ADRIAN BRODY~ TO A BATTLE. STRANGE ELUSIVE MONSTER~ SEEMS AS THOUGH HE IS GONE.

ECHO: You should probably go look for him then. I don't see why you'd want me to help you out when my goals almost lead to your potential prize and friends dying in a fire.

CABINET MAN: I LOOK AROUND, IT COULD BE WORSE. ITS NEVER TOO LATE~ TO TAKE THE CHANCE.

MADDEN: Hey, did you managed to get your robot replacement yet? I was looking forward to finally seeing your mashup skills I heard about.

ECHO:...If you need me so bad for this track, I guess I have no choice but to accept. However, don't expect me to hold back for you, Mr. Madden.

CABINET MAN: THE KILLER MACHINES ARE COMING. JUST A FLIGHT ATTENDANT GUY~ UNDER FIRE. FIRE. FIRE.

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Cabinet Man's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

ECHO's Sourcelist:
-Songs featuring vocoded vocals & VOCALOID originals (ECHO, The Faulty Feline Philosophy, The Living Tombstone's discography, Daft Punk's discography, etc.)
-Songs commonly used in "Animation Memes" (Burnt Rice, Hot Milk, The Other Side of Paradise, Ruler of Everything, etc.)
-Songs related to fire/burning (Hand In The Fire, We Didn't Start The Fire, Hot In Herre, etc.)
-Songs relating the colour white & the colour black (Everything Black, White Horse, Black and Yellow, White & Nerdy, etc.)

John Madden's Sourcelist:
Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

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Songs used:

Both: 
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Songs used by Neil/Vocoded/Space)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Common Stadium Anthems/Songs used by Neil)
Hatsune Miku - HIBANA (Vocaloid/TTS)
B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Space, TFA Anthem)
Kanye West - Stronger(Songs used by Neil/Vocoded/Space; Heavily Samples Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger)

Fire Motif:
Cash Cash - Overtime (Vocoded Vocals)
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning (Songs related to Fire)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Songs used by Neil)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Songs used by Neil)
OutKast - Hey Ya (Songs used by Neil)

Madden:
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Sports, Madden 15 & 25)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Sports, Madden 19)
Travis Scott - SICKO MODE (Space, Astroworld Album)
DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (Sports, Madden 17 & 20)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Sports)
NFL - NFL On FOX Theme (Sports)
M83 - Midnight City (Space)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Space)
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (TTS)

Offsource:
Bomba Estero - Soy Yo

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MADDEN: (whispers to Cabinet Man) psst... Glad you decided to get the girl in on this track. Though, I hope your friend won't be upset that he finds out there isn't a child in the back of the plane again.

*in the cargo area*
SPRINGTRAP: Mark, where is the child? I was told you are hiding it somewhere.

MARK: Being on an airplane with you alone for 6 months is probably the closest connection I will have with hell.

GET UP AGAIN AND GET MAD

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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