i’m sorry, but this opening sounds like a child butchering their recorder

This shouldn’t bop but despite everything as if it was an eldritch being, it bops.

no bullshit doki doki x lazy song version is existing?

Ś̶͜a̷̩̗̓͛ÿ̷̪́͂o̸̹͋̈́r̷͕͍̚i̸͔̲͊̃ ̵͈̾̏d̷̯͔̋̕ò̶̱̉ê̷ͅs̸͉̝̒n̷͎̐̈́'̵̧̯̒͛ṫ̸̢͋ ̸̞͊f̵͚̝̿e̷̳̰͒é̸̗̉l̶͕͓͗̍ ̵̜̉̐l̵̦̪͑i̷͎̭͋̿k̶͈͊e̶̻͗͜ ̴̛̘̿ḋ̶̢͚ọ̶̟̌i̷̘͑͜͝ṇ̶̐g̷̼̅ ̸̡̅́a̵̡͑n̵͕̥͒̇y̵̮͗t̷̻̃h̵̖̔̏î̴͚n̴͖̈́g̶̺͐ͅ ̵̣͔͛b̴̫͘͝e̵͚̰͛c̸̻̓̊ả̸̰̣u̵̧̘̔͐s̶̘̏ẽ̷̼̭ ̵͍̎͜ṣ̷͘h̵̳͂̋e̶̯̍̄'̷̗̽͝s̵̞̿͂ ̴͖̓ḍ̴͎̾̕ĕ̸̟ḁ̶̡͂͝d̷͈̏̈́ ̶͉̚͝g̸͍̓͘é̵̙̈́t̴̰̙̍ ̶͎̱́ï̶̭̠t̴̤́

D̨̗̦̯͛ͫ҉̢ȩ̠͉̕̕ä̡͍̖̪͙́͜͞t̨̗̬͆͜͟͢h͐ͬ t̬̓̏̒̀͢͡ǫ͚ͥ͋̈ͧ̀͢͠ t̔ͭ̌̀͟͏h̵̴̹̮͚̞̚e̸̿ͭ̅ͫ͞ u̯̞͈̾͜n̮̯̉̆͘͜͠͡i̷̡̨̘͍͌͛̂͡v̛̠͜e̷͊ͣ͡ŗ̛͓s̲̺̤͓ë́ͫ̐ͪ̕

this is amazing, wonderful. i love this so much

ERROR: FILE NAME “Odie.exe” HAS NOT BEEN FOUND.”

ẗ̷̨̨͕͇̪͉̼̳̥͕̬̩͈̖̞̦̯̯̥̤͎̪̎̓͑̈́̑̓̃͒̆̉̌̋͂̏̿̈́́̾̏́͂̃̈́̚̚̚ͅį̸̢̡̢͍̹͚͕̜̩̳̝̞͓̗̭͍̺̱͙̙͎͓̟͙͓̜͈̞̞̰̲͍̳̭͕̙͔̑́̽̉̏̊̿̌̚͘ṃ̸̨̧̧̞̦̞͖̫͍̞̱͖͍̩̞̣̳̥̯̹̤͇̜͔͓̽́͆̊̔̾̀̓͊̔̊̆͜e̷̡̘̞̜͍̟̙̻͕̝͙̼͖͋̈́̈́̎̋̃̓̈̀̒͊̊̀͆́̇͑̍͑̎͑̌͋̿̏̚͘ ̴̧̨͚̣̜̘͎͓̬̺̣͍̦̹͙̠̆̍̽͋̐̎̈́͌̀̍̔̈́̐̅̾̀̎̎t̶̢̩̳͇̻̻̘̟͖̻̣͔͍͙̟̥͕͔̞͈̜̹͙͇̫̙̖̱͜͝ǫ̷̧̢̧̨̡̧̬̣̦̮̯̰̞̖̪̜̗̻̘̟̙͚͕͇̲̘̟̼̝͚̗̪̰̺̗̑̈́͜͜ ̶̰͇̗̤̺͖̩̰̦̈̽̉͑̔̒̎͒͝ḏ̴̢̨̪̟̱͉͇̘̼̗̯̼̼̜͕̤͑́̈̊͐̊͑̂̈́̃̿̐̎̄̔͐͂̅̊̀̿͊̀̽̆̊̈̇͊̓́̇̕̕̚͘͝͝i̶̢̨̡̧̧̛̯̩̲͎̮̱͙͖̮̖̩̦̹̖̪̮͕͖̰̤̙̪̤̭͇̦̦̖̮͇͗̀̽̌̃̃̍́̊̂̃̾̉̅͆̄̿͋̓̿̋̔̓̉̓͐̕͜͜͠ȇ̴͉̯̩̻̥͚͇̘͕͓͍̳̈́̓̌̏̍̈́̐̾͂̈͐̀͂̔̌̔̉̇̓̓́̈́͐̈́

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme (Horror Game)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶/Lethargy)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/Creepy Moment)
SFX used:
Slender - Static Death
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Redead Screech (Creepy Moments)
Sonic.exe - Kefka Laugh (Creepypasta)
Garfielf - Various Voice Lines (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

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