welp i got to the part where he begins existing

@bruhmomentfellowgamers: it says right there in the title!!!!!!!!!!!!

@forbesthecomputer: We at Par Airline value our viewer satisfaction above our else, and if we do not meet our viewer's expectations, we might as well not exist at all. We are very glad you enjoy what we've made so far!

"The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart." It infuriates me how these people don't know the difference between Spades Slick and Bec Noir

But Jack Black is already in King For Another Day.

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TRACK BY: @theadamsandlerofguitars
ART BY: pokopakku
CHARACTER: mysterymouse

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JETBLACK REDACTION - two^2

JETBLACK DISTRACTION

Track by: @phase999
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Mad Rat Dead - Heart's Beat (Swing)
Nate Dogg - Dogg Pound Gangstaville (Dogs/Gangs)
Don't Starve - Ragtime (Swing/Ragtime)
Toby Fox - The Ballad Of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (Dogs)
Clover - Karma (Swing)
Curt Blakeslee - Beatdown DX (Homestuck)
Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP - We No Speak Americano (Swing)
Cerulean - Made For Spades (Homestuck - Vast Error)
Nate Dogg feat. Warren G - Nobody Does It Better (Dogs)
Block B - Nillili Mambo (Homestuck - Mambostuck)
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire (Homestuck - You Can't Fight The Homestuck)
Billy Joel - Vienna (Related Offsource)
Toby Fox - Black (yeah)
"What The Dog Doin?" (Dogs)
Undertale Dog SFX (Dogs)

What The Heart Doin'?

[sorry for the delay!!!!!!, mashup by https://soundcloud.com/sebaswow]

CHARACTER 3: DOG MAN

- Children's Literature and Book To Film adaptations
- Dogs and Men
- Crime, Jail, and Guns
- Abominations and Mutations

Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower (Men)
Scatman John - Scatman (Men)
KRS-One - Sound Of Da Police (Crime)
Lil Nas X - INDUSTRY BABY (Jail)
Lil Tecca - Ransom (Crime)
dog beatboxing while farting (Dogs) (yeah i use this)
SIAMÉS - The Wolf (Dogs)
Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean (Dogs)

[DIA 27 - FFAF] Dogman John

Track by: @pikapepe_mashupz
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: MissingNo.

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Sourcelist;
- Songs tied to the Pokemon franchise, or other creature collecting games. (Yokai Watch, Shin Megami Tensei, My Singing Monsters, Ooblets)
- Songs related to unused, unreleased and nonexistent content (calm4.ogg, Checkerboard, etc.) (One Weird Tip, Songs From The Black Hole, etc.)(Petscop, Herobrine, Salt Route)
- Songs related to spirits and the supernatural. (Run Away, Ghost Town, You're At The Party, Alien Boy)
- Songs in the Glitch Hop or IDM genre, or otherwise related to Glitches. (Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, TheFatRat, We're Finally Landing)

Songs used:
Sweet Trip - Dsco (IDM)
deadmau5, Rob Swire - Ghosts 'N' Stuff (Spirits)
Pokémon GO - Walking (Pokémon)
Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver - Battle! Kanto Gym Leader (Pokémon)
Patricia Taxxon - Buapsalk (IDM)
clipping. - Pain Everyday (Supernatural, Glitch Hop(?))
Lemon Demon - One Weird Tip (Unused)
Torterra Cry (Pokémon)
Patricia Taxxon - Cilantro (Nonexistent)
Andrew Huang - EPIC POKEMON SOUNDS REMIX (Pokémon)
Lil Darkie - rap music (Nonexistent)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pac-Man (Parody of "Tax Man" by The Beatles) (Unreleased)
Brian David Gilbert - The Perfect PokéRAP (Pokémon)
Patricia Taxxon - Diary (IDM)
clipping. - Enlacing (Supernatural)
Sweet Trip - Tekka (IDM)
Ray Parker, Jr. - Ghostbusters (Spirits)
Machine Girl - Ghost (Spirits)
Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver - Battle! Champion/Red (Pokémon)
Mr. Oizo - Moto44 (Crashed) (Unreleased)
Alakazam Cry (Pokémon)

mssngno.evp

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ESP KIRBY: (Wow, you sure dress to impress! You'd have my vote if this were a pageant!)
CASINO PAWN: ...? 
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* Track by: Toadie (https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel)
* Art by: Wabble (https://soundcloud.com/wabble-deen)
* Characters Represented: ESP Kirby vs. Casino Pawn

Sources:
* LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rockin' [Pawn - apologies]
* Lady Gaga - Poker Face [Pawn - tabletop, gambling]
* Super Mario 3D World - Fort Fire Bros. [Kirby - PSI elements]
* Mother 3 - Fate [Kirby - HAL, psychics; Pawn - chance]
* Mother 3 - Forest of Flames [Kirby - HAL, psychics, PSI elements]
* BØRNS - Electric Love [Kirby - PSI elements]
* The Killers - Lightning Fields [Kirby - PSI elements]
* ABBA - Take A Chance On Me [Pawn - chance]
* Adele - Hello [Pawn - apologies]
* Deltarune - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Pawn - chance]
* FOUR SUITS - The Cloverchapel [Pawn - tabletop]
* Earthbound PSI Rockin' SFX
* Mother 3 Bash SFX
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Sourcelists:
ESP KIRBY
* Songs featured in HAL games excluding Super Smash Bros.
(Kirby's Dream Land, Earthbound, Pokémon Snap)
* Songs featured in media about psychics
(Mob Psycho 100, Mother, Psychonauts)
* Songs related to the elements in offensive PSI moves in Earthbound
(Through the Fire and Flames, Ice Ice Baby, Thunderstruck)

CASINO PAWN
* Songs featured in board game or tabletop-inspired media
(Monopoly, Mario Party, Tabletop Simulator)
* Songs related to apologies or heavily using the word “sorry”
(Sorry, All Apologies, Ms. Jackson)
* Songs related to gambling or chance
(The Gambler, Lose Yourself, All Bets Are Off)

[L R1 M2: GAME 1] Sorry For PSI Rockin'!

gKB_When The Love Won't Change

This was, again, a massive collaboration between many submitters and artists! see the spreadsheets here!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jLIX2CyPbE9T6W8SFvywUDaZnKkd7EctrUnAzmPzLl4/edit?usp=sharing

FARQUAAD: Good heavens!! The cat has grown into a hideous beast!! Everyone, CHARGE!!
DIO BRANDO: Return to hell where you belong, feline!! I, DIO BRANDO, WILL DRAG YOU THERE MYSELF!!
RWJ: READY, NIGGA? STEADY... AIM... BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
HEROBRINE: Let's get our revenge. TAKE BACK THE TOURNAMENT!
KE$HA: Don't stop, everyone!! Keep attacking!! I hope this works...
BIFF: I've seen worse in my days, you arrogant feline. C'mon Martin. 
Martin: GEICO REPRESENT! Er, I mean, Keep attacking, everyone!!
NEIL: Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown, to win back Mashup Week!
BARKLEY: SLAM!! JAM!! (This ain't no dream. This is for real!! C'mon Barkley, keep it together. You GOT this!!)
SCOTT: This is the FINAL DESTINATION, everyone!! LET'S 3-STOCK THIS F███NG CAT!!
BILLIE: i'd be more than happy to bury your fucking body in the ground.
HEAVY: YAAAAHAHAHAHA!! SASHA LIKES YOU, LITTLE HAT CHILD!!
HAT KID: Yeaaaaaaaaah!! >:D
METTATON: It's time, darlings! We can break him down to his CORE!
SNAIL-CHAN: This has been a real adventure, guys. LET'S WIN THIS!!
FILTHY FRANK: I'M SOOOOOO FUCKING ERECT RIGHT NOW GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAT!!!!!!!!!
FLAT ERIC: WROW!! WROW WROW!!! (C'est la fin du monde!! Envoyons ce chat directement en enfer!!!)
THEGUY: im literally crying and shaking rn i just wanted a fun music tournament
SCATMAN: BEEEEEEEBAPABADAPO!! (Let's finish this, demon.)
LOU BEGA: Ladies and gentlemen, may the mambo be with you!!
TONY STARK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SPINEL: The future looks bright, everyone! WE CAN WIN THIS!!
K/DA AKALI: Don't slip up, now!! Focus fire on that beast!!
SUSIE: Keep attacking!! We can do this!!
TARTAR: [ENABLING THREAT PATTERN] YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOUR SPECIES WAS WIPED OUT YEARS AGO, YOU WEAKLING!
FATMAN SCOOP: LADIES!! FELLAS!! LET'S SEND THIS PUSSY BACK TO 2010!!
GIGI: AB AB AB CHU AB THIN CHU!! WHOP EM!!
SOUNDCLOWN: FffffFFFFFffFFFFFUCKFUCKFUCK YOU KILLED Y-YOU KILLED DAAaaAAD! YOU P-U-S-S-Y! P-P-PUSSYPUSSYPUSSY (BRRR-ZRRT) BITCHBITCHB-[SWEAR CAPACITY OVERLOADING]
 THIS IS F-O-R MY DAD. YOU SON O-F A (BRR-R-ZT) BITCH.

SEASON FINALE !

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

VOTES ARE NOW CLOSED.
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m4-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!
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KOISHI: "I heard that you've got an eye for senseless stabbing~! Although I'm not really sure if that's supposed to be amazing, or if you've just got bad anger issues~."
BEC NOIR: *growl* "You're just another lousy kid I need to put down, shut your trap. Murderin' and stabbin' is my full time job, and I'm a goddamn professional."
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Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Koishi Komeiji, Bec Noir

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to the mafia, gangs and other organized crime groups (YAKUZA 0 OST, Pump by Valentino Khan, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Lone Digger, Trainwreck of Electro Swing from AHIT, Cuphead OST, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Songs by Pitbull, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, etc. Dogsong, Who Let The Dogs Out, Hound Dog, etc.)

Koishi Komeiji's sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, Memories of Tokyo-To, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre [NO OVERLAP, NO UNDERTALE] (Songs from Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)
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Songs used:
Koishi Komeiji:
Memories of Tokyo-To - Pump Up The Love (Memories/Remembering)
2Pac - All Eyez on Me (Eyes)
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Memories/Remembering)
Earth, Wind and Fire - September (Memories/Remembering)
Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Touhou)

Bec Noir:
Toby Fox - MeGaLoVania (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Swing/Homestuck)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia)
Snoop Dogg (ft. Wiz Khalifa, Bruno Mars) - Young, Wild, & Free (Dogs)
Steven Universe: The Movie - Other Friends (Swing)
Eminem ft. Nate Dogg (Nate's vocals only, R.I.P.) - Shake That (Dogs)

(R1 - M4) DUEL! Fade to Black ~ Memories of MEGALO

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Homestuck - Walk-Stab-Walk (Homestuck)
YUNG FLEX - DOGWALK! (Dogs/Gangs)

WALK-STAB-DOGWALK!

https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines3/r2-m2-results
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SPRINGTRAP: You are enveloped by a horrible guilt, perhaps we are one in the same...
BEC NOIR: Your statement implies that you're feelin' a sense of remorse. I recommend that you get off your high horses, trash-rabbit. You mechanical morons are clearly outclassed.
CABINET MAN: KNIFE FIGHT! KNIFE FIGHT!
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Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku
Characters represented: Bec Noir | Half Human, Half Machine

Bec Noir's Sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's Sourcelist
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
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Both:
Homestuck - Busting Makes Me Feel Good (Homestuck, huge Mouth Moods reference)
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire (Mouth/Homestuck, used in the funny parody song)

Bec Noir:
Homestuck - Heir Conditioning (Homestuck)
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Dogs/Gangs)
Dogblood - BREAK LAW (Dogs)
Marshmello ft. Selena Gomez - Wolves (Dogs)
Valentino Kahn - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)
Homestuck - Black (Homestuck)

Half Human, Half Machine:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Touchtone Telephone (Neil Cicierega)
SMiLE.dk - Butterfly (Dance Dance Revolution, 90s Arcade Gaming)
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Neil Cicierega, Mouth)
Lemon Demon - Sundial (Neil Cicierega)
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Marionette's Music Box (FNaF)
The Living Tombstone - Die In a Fire (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder (What do you think?)

(R2 - M2) DUEL! Phase 1 ~ Midnight Moods

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

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