I’m going to the one place not corrupted by capitalism: SPACE

I have to add another comment because the pinball loss and reload sounds at the end is just perfect.

Song by and (kinda) performed by: https://soundcloud.com/gangu-best-girlgu
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (TTS Sources)
3D Pinball Space Cadet - Sound Effects (Space Sources)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Space Sources)

Satisfaction Cadet

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

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