Not to sound biased, but I main King Slime wholeheartedly!

@cheezyvevo: If he were green, he would die.

*builds a rope straight up* I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

when a literal blob of substance competes in a tournament

Temporary Flight Attendant

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonic Mania - Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 (Rogue's Gallery) (Cowboys/Wild West)

Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Rogues Gallery)

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Grant MacDonald - Ram Ranch (Cowboy/Wild West)
Ennio Morricone - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Cowboy/Wild West)
Julius Fučík - Entry of the Gladiators (Circus/Clown)
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Cowboy/Wild West)

EPIC cowboys™️

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam
Characters Represented: King Slime

King Slime has awoken! Hailing from the Terraria series, this big blue ball of royal gel is here to represent his kind. Slimes may not be the strongest species, far from it, but their immense strength comes in numbers. The king believes that his people, no, common enemies as a whole have been disregarded for far too long, and he sees it as his mission to give all the low level enemies and early game bosses the voice they deserve! Vote for King Slime for tracks featuring songs from sandbox games, Terraria tracks, primary enemy battle themes, and primary/early game boss themes.

Sources:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

Songs used:
Terraria OST - Boss 1 (Terraria)
Terraria Calamity Extra Music Mod - Gelatine Throne - Theme of King Slime (Terraria)
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Blue)
Yung Gravy - 1 Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot (Blue)
Lorde - Royals (Royalty)

The Gelatine King

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Grass Happy Loop - FancyPants Adventure (Flash)
Gonna Fly Now - Impossible Quiz (Flash)
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [OFFSOURCE]
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga [OFFSOURCE]
Funky Music =B - Red Ball (Flash)
Title Theme - Duck Life 4 (Flash)
Notdoppler Theme (Flash)
Various I of It, FancyPants Adventure, and Impossible Quiz SFX (Flash)

Blammed Romance

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Epic Battle Fantasy 5 - Nymphis Fae (Flash, Primary Enemy/Mini-Boss/Boss Theme)
Basshunter - Walk On Water (Flipnote)

Nymphis Fae

TRACK BY: @EvKem
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTERS: Fender Bender & Larry the Lobster

[SOURCES]-

UNKLE - Persons & Machinery (Robots)
Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Ocean)

Oceans & Machinery

V4: ''So, you enjoy coffee? May I ask for your personal blends sometime?''
GT (Godot): ''Blacker than a moonless night, more bitter and hotter than hell itself… that’s how I like my coffee.''
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Illustration: Pun
Music: Craft-Action Lawsuit ~ The Full Case
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SOURCELISTS:

Bitter Minds:
-Songs from Ace Attorney and other Court Case-Related things (Aviary Attorney, Lose yourself in Court, Cornered, Allegro)
-Songs from Homestuck and it’s spinoffs, including Fanworks (Sunsetter, Songs from Hiveswap Friendism, Paradox Space, Land of the Fans)
-Songs related to VGM Jazz (NO OVERLAP)(Bioshock, Skullgirls, L.A Noire)
-Songs related to Coffee and Dragons(Savoy Truffle, Coffee Shop, Up for Breakfast, Final Boss Themes from Fire Emblem)

Villager Number 4:
-Rips featuring songs about Minecraft and Minecraft Parodies (Revenge, Waltz, Don't Mine at Night, Creeper Rap)
-Rips featuring songs from Indie Sandbox Games (Terraria, Don't Starve, Cubeworld, Starbound)
-Rips featuring songs about Fortnite, Fortnite Parodies, and other Battle Royale games (Never Gonna Give you Up, Ruckus, Fortnite Rap) 
-Rips featuring songs about the News, and songs related to the Number 4 (Villager News, FOX Channel Jingle, Beyonce's Album ''4'', Songs from BFB, Inkopolis News)
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Original:

BITTER MINDS
- Homestuck - Upward Movement (Dave Owns) (Homestuck)
- Homestuck - MeGaLoVaNiA (Homestuck)
- Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner (Coffee)
- Justice - Waters Of Nazareth (Court/Justice, semi-offsource)
- Homestuck - Game Bro (Homestuck)
- Ace Attourney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth - Court (Phoenix Wright)
- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney: Trials and Tribulations - Investigation ~ Opening 2004 (Phoenix Wright)
- Powfu - Death Bed (BM - Coffee)
- Aerosmith - Don't Want To Miss A Thing (BM - Homestuck)

VILLAGER NUMBER 4
- TryHardNinja ft. CaptainSparklez - Fallen Kingdom (Minecraft Parodies)
- TryHardNinja ft. CaptainSparklez - Revenge (Minecraft Parodies)
- Danny P - Fortnite Anthem (Fortnite Parodies)
- Fortnite - Dance Moves (Default Dance) (Fortnite)
- Dan Bull - Boom, Boom, Boom (Creeper Rap) (Minecraft Parodies)
- Bo Burnham - Channel 5: The Musical (Vn4 - News)
- Minecraft - Pigstep (Vn4 - Minecraft)
- Dan Bull - Zombie Pigman Rap (Vn4 - Minecraft)

MISC:
- Element Animations - Villager News (Minecraft/News)
- PW:AA : Godot Objection (Phoenix Wright)
- Gavel SFX (Court)
- Minecraft TNT/Creeper SFX (Minecraft)
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[WR1 M1]  Craft-Action Lawsuit ~ The Full Case

Music: The DreamScape Community?! (Feat. OSW Review)
Artwork: @perfectoelecto, @popopo_3
Mashup: @skerpentine2
Sources:
Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80’s   
Dreamscape 
Fries On The Side - Men Are Hot 
Bo Burnham - Country Song
Characters Represented: Fred Figglehorn, Bo Burnham
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Fred Figglehorn
- Tracks featuring songs featured in Fred or Martial Art-related media
(ex: My Time is Now, Kung Fu Fighting, The Who's Ready to Party? Album)

- Tracks featuring Popular songs from the classic YouTube era
(ex: I'm Blue, Never Gonna Give You Up, Numa Numa)

- Tracks featuring songs prominently featuring screaming
(ex: Bodies, Big Enough, songs in the Screamo genre)

Bo Burnham
- Tracks featuring songs by Bo Burnham
(ex: Repeat Stuff, Words Words Words, Art is Dead)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Vine
(ex: Run Away With Me, Big Time Rush theme, Photograph)

- Tracks featuring songs by comedy artists or related to comedy
(ex: Seinfeld theme, Ninja Sex Party, The Lonely Island, Many Weird Al Parodies, etc.)

The DreamScape Community?! (Feat. OSW Review)

[ CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Kaizo Girl]

[ SOURCES USED ]

Phillip Schlosser - Super World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix (Death)
Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It (Offsource)
Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks (Offsource)
Powfu - death bed (Death)

[ Artwork: https://soundcloud.com/absol-lnk, TheSapphireSpoon14#2094 ]
[ Mashup: https://soundcloud.com/backscratcher07 ]

Join our discord! discord.gg/b3g2BPt

The Death Of

Track by @beat5kids.
Art by @babybowser101.
Character Represented: Nightmare King Grimm
Tournament Origin - Garfield and Friends: Beyond the Crypt

Sources:
Turn The Lights Off - Tally Hall (Sleeping/Dreams)
Viva La Vida - Coldplay (Royalty)
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles (Insects)
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence (Sleeping - Wake Me Up)
Fireflies - Owl City (Insects/Dreams)

#2. Nightmare King Grimm

Wherever nightmares are common, the Grimm Troupe is there to harvest their burning essence - and Nightmare King Grimm is spearheading this ritual to prolong his troupe's existence. Although he was originally planning to gather essence from the horrific roster of Garfield and Friends: Beyond the Crypt, the sorrowful nightmares of a tournament's worth of rejected contestants will provide him with he requires. Will Grimm dance, and die, and live forever? Or will he be sealed away, ending his troupe's cycle once and for all? Only time will tell...

- Songs from indie platformers (NO OVERLAP)
(Celeste, Hollow Knight, A Hat In Time)
- Songs related to royalty or insects
(Songs by Queen, Fallen Kingdom Saga, Bullet with Butterfly Wings)
- Songs related to sleep, dreams, or nightmares
(Songs from Mario and Luigi: Dream Team, Break My Mind, Turn the Lights Off)
- Songs relating to fire
(Songs by Earth, Wind, And Fire, Through the Fire and Flames, Wacka Flocka Flame)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

Viva La Lights Off

Track donated by: CheeseFestivities#0326
Art donated by: @max-emerald
Character [02] - The Number Ones

It's the Muppet Show featuring our special guest, Robbie Ro- wait a minute, that isn't Kermit! Constantine the Frog and Robbie Rotten, espionage extraordinaires, have taken to The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. for their shot to go down in history! With their fine range of puppetry, cartoony villains, and their pride keeping them going forward, they're here to prove that they truly are number one! (Just, uh...someone make sure Constantine doesn't steal anything, alright?)

①Music related to frogs, dolls, and puppets, as well as any Jim Henson media.
(The Muppets, Amphibia, Ruler of Everything, Master of Puppets)
(The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cottleston Pie, Bein' Green, Clair de Lune)
①Music related to egotism and the number one. (No first levels, songs, or episodes.)
(Everybody Loves Me, Friend Like Me, The Starting Line, One Week)
①Music related to disguises, clones/doppelgangers, and deception.
(Behind the Mask, Clone High Theme, Doopliss's Theme, Wario: Master of Disguise)
①Music related to cartoony villains and non-violent crime.
(You Will Obey, Robotnik's Theme, Wonderfully Evil Me, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

Sources:
Try This - Pegboard Nerds [Infiltration/Stealth]
I've Got No Strings to Hold Me Down - Pinnochio [Puppets]
We Are Number One - Lazytown [duh]
Miracle Aligner - The Last Shadow Puppets [Puppets]
My Name is Doof - Phineas and Ferb [Cartoony Villains]
Life Will Change - Persona 5 [Infiltration/Stealth]
Clone High Theme - Clone High [Clones]
I Am The Best - 2NE1 [Ego]
One (Is The Loneliest Number) - Three Dog Night [One]
Number One | Bakugou Rap - NerdOut! [One]

Have You Ever Tried This On For Size?

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

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pfp art by libbec
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