@bruhmomentfellowgamers: as a not zalgar main I can also agree

all zalgarf tracks sound like they were recorded in heel

p̨̦͙̦̳͈͈̦͓͎̗͖̘͉̺̙͚̱̺̞ͭͩ̽̑́̂́͑͜o͔̞͎̦͔͈̬̣͈͖͔̞͕ͥ̐ͫͯ̄̽͌̀͝g̱̞̳̤͚̰̺͗́ͩ̓͌̏̆͋͑ͣ̀̀̚͢͟͜g̢̢͍͔̱̩̰̥̼̻̺̭̣ͩ̆̌̍͒̾͛̅͑̄ͩ̐̑ͣ̈̎̋ͣ̀͝ͅe̢̢̬͍͚̘̗͇̲̮̰͚̩̝̭͉͙̫̱̓̐̔͛ͅȓ̶̢̩̮̲͉ͫ̂̑̐̌̑͛ͩ̂̏̽́ͯͦ̑ͬ͘s̡͎͚̪͚̯̅̌̈́̽͛̐́ͮͨ̅͘͢

sirens are literally my biggest fear and im shitting my pants rn

Considering how funched up this year has been, I wouldn’t be surprised

Whelp, who knew that a cat that loves lasagna could get me fearing for my life! Glad I have a use for the Bunker now.

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̶̡̛̘̰̘̹̠͆̍͂͊̑̅̓͋͛̅̈́͛̊̄͆͑̆̊̍̓̄̆̋̆̉̄̅̊́̕̚̚͘͝͝͠A̵̧̢̢̨̛̩̠̳͎͈̹̞̟͕̝͖̖͍̖͖̬̭̬͇͇͍̠͒̈̀͒͐̊̅̅̉̏͝͠͝ͅͅL̴̨̡̦̰͚̼̫͈̥͖̜̖͔̜̭̗̣̰̮͎̤̞͍͍̦͚̗͓̮͍̲̣̜͇̳̺͚̼̹̭̤̜͗͒͑͆̾̃͂̄͒̔͒̑̈͊̊̾͑̓̉̓̍̍̉̈̔͂͊͑̎̆̇͆͆̈́̂͛͊̀̀̈́̚͝ͅͅĢ̷̛̝͕̬̙͖̘͈̜̟̯͙̹̳̞̳̤̳̠̭̉̊̓̋̈́̊̍̐̂͗͑̉̓͂̑̃̾̆̋̅̅̑̈́̏͋̋͊̈͗͒́̌̈́̄̋̀̂̅̈́̾͐͂͘͝A̷̡̧̢̢̨̦͔͎͈̯̤̮̠̗̬̼̩̹͎̬̞̙̘̝̪̼̳͍̯͎̪̩͈͉̲̩̮̜̝̭̥̼̖̯̹͕̪̝͇̲͙̼͛̆̊̒͆̃͊͊́̔͗͂́̔̌̔̏͋̍͂̌̎̾͌͛̉̾͋̑͒̏̀̔͗̈̽̅͒̆͊͌̍̓̋̅̊̔̑͗̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅŖ̴̧̳̫̥̯̬͖͇̙̦̝̰͔̦̟͓̮̫̥͖͇̯̖̣̥̼̯̟̠̜̱̗̼̬̲̪̮̞͙̟̮̙̹̘͖̱̣̻̟̰̟̜̀̐̈́̀̔
Ḣ̸̛̛̭͉͎̭͈̻̣͓̼̃̏̽́̐̍̔̌̋̍͂̒̿͛́͂̈́͂̎̇̉͗̃́͗͊̈́̆́̋̽̀̒̓̕̚̕͠Ę̵̛̛̟͉̠͔̟̭̘̪͖͈̜̘̙̪̻͔̺̝͙̠̥̜͇͔̪̒̋̓̌͌̋̾͑̃̀̉̓̋̎̈́͌͑̉̈́͊̾͋̈́́͑͆̄͆̈́̏͛̄̋̏̆̊̌͋̇̆͋̄͆̂͊̃͛̾̾͒͒̚͠͠͝͠͝͝ ̶̢̨̡̧̧̢̱͕̙͉̱̥̻̞̭̘͚̥̣̩͇̞̥͚̜̮͈̩̬̝͖̹̜͚̗͉̺̙̰̞̻̪̪̣͇̭̗̙̠̤̱͓̪̂̾̉̽͊̍͊̆̈́͘͠͝Č̴̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̯̬̞̳̲͍͇̙̠̱̰̺̱̥̗̥̟̯̬̙̤̜̱̦̱͈͕̬̫͈͍̯̖̹̦̬̹͕̖̯͎̜̟̣̭̰̦̳̺̝̾̒̽̈́̉̆͒͒̑͛̀͊̊̌̐̌̊͊͛͗̔̉͆̑́͑̽̀̂̈́̑̈̃͋̄͊̽̈́͊͗͐̾̐̾̿̑̒̆̚̕͠͠͝͝Ǫ̸̜̥̫̰̣̖̘̟͍̭̲̹̗͔͚̼̠̮̖̮͚̜͍̥͉͓͎̝͉̙̘̖̹̗̩͍͔̩̠̭̎͜͜ͅͅM̴̡̢̡̢̡̡̡̧̨̲͎̙̭̩̻̗̖̰̬͓͓̳͍̮̙̲̖̩̟͎̱͕̞̼̠̼̯̼̬̝̩͇̙͕̞̼̭̦̖̬̦̲̘̄̇͗̈́͌̏̾̅́̿͆̌̓̔́͐̉̀̆̀̇̈͊̈̋̊̈̋͛̇͌͂̉̿̚̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅȨ̷̧̧̢̹̝̻̬̙̘͙͍͎̩̬̪̙͕̺͖̠̙͔̭͓̻͎̠̫̰͈͉̪̣̀̃́̋͜͜͜͜͝͠ͅS̷̢̨̡̘͚̣͕̹̥̙͕̳̭͍̳̮͔̜̭̘̝̖͙͊̀̈̇̑͊̈̂̽̂̿͐́̾̄͌͂̾̽̈́͗̈͐̾̃̌͆̇͊͊́̀̊́̃̀̽̚͜͝͠ͅ
Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Ẕ̶̈́A̵̛̝Ḻ̴̢͌G̷̨͓̈́͋A̸͚̓͠R̸̢̜͛̿ ̷̙̈̈́ͅŴ̷̭I̴̛̥̒L̴̘̝̂L̵͓͘ ̵͖́B̶̺̊͒ͅE̵͇̬͆́ ̷̗̻̾̌Y̷͚͑͘Ô̴̩̘Ú̷̘̣̒R̶͈͕̂̏ ̷̤͂͝F̵̱̏L̸̻̒̇I̸̲̋͜G̷̳̹̕H̴̨̭̅̚T̸̻͝ ̶͎͇͒A̶̡̙̐͗T̸͉͉̑T̴͔͍͂̊Ę̴̝̆N̶͜͝D̷̡͘A̶̤͔̔̍N̷̠̾̓T̴͉͚͛.̶̧͑
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍
Į̴̨̡͙̖͈̘̳̰̳̝͕̈̓̐̽͐̎̿̎͗̊̀͑͑͠ͅ ̶̡̡̢̛̲̯͙͚̫̹̺̘̖̖͍̠͎̲̪̲̳͓̱̥̫̥̭̤̪̝͎̰̫̮̦̗͍͎͕̫̣͉̎͒͆̾͑̄̓̋̀̎̅͒̉̀͠ͅǍ̴͇͇̣̳͍̪͍͇̳̳̳̉̔̅̅͋́̅̔́̑̔͗͌̊͑̄͋̃́̐͑̌̈́̊̆̕͠ͅM̴̨̨̢̧̢̢̫̗̹̫̣̗̘̥͓̤̳̳̣̺̻̙̖̗͇̜̫̦͖͖͇͙̳̯̼̬̼̣̟̥̠̜̥̮͚͕̰̓́́̔̐̎͐̀́̍̃̎̿͌̆͆́̂̀̏́̚͜͝ͅͅͅ ̵̧̢̨̢̡̛͓̦̲͚̠̜̹̣̰̰̯̳̲̟̰͔̹̯̤͇̮̱̳̞͚̠̗͕̞̥̫̘̥̯̻͍̬͓̗͉͇̥͇̺̹̹̲̀̽͂̎͂̆͒́̍̑̊̂͒́̔͆́̾̾́͐̈̓͜͝͝Ǵ̵̨͕̣̥̝̤̰̤͚͔͉̥̱̘̳̼̘͇̰͎̻̟̥̗̦̣̩͉͓̲̮̞͍̣̮͈̼̘͎̻̰̮͚̭̞̦̬͎̤̓̾̾̈́̅̆͂̇͛͌͌͂̅̈̎̃̂͆̋̆͆̀͋̏̃̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅǪ̷̢̨̨̮̮̰͓̘͓̟͈͇̳͙͍̹͉̜͎̠̭͙͎͍̩̩̠̙̝̞̪̣͍̫͈͕̝̰̜̖̟͉̖͔̭̮͇̮͎͊͋̒̄̾̾̓̅̏̑͗̍̔̋̄̾̍̈́̾͊̌̓͐̈́̌͗̈́̉͑̚̕͘͠͝͝D̸̡̧̡̺͖̥̠͖̩͖̞͕̼͚͖̗̭̻͈̖̫͕͓̫͍͔̩̣̲̬̭͚̣͎̓̇̔̎̍̂͐̉̓͂̓̐̀̐̄͑̈́̍͌́̄͂͌̍̋͐̔̋͊̂́̓̆̾̿͘͠͝
Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)
C̶A̷N̶ ̷Y̸O̶U̴ ̷H̴E̶A̷R̸ ̵M̶E̵?̶
Songs used:
UNDERTALE - But Nobody Came (Creepy Moment)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy Moment/Creepypasta)
Here Comes Garfield
Here comes Garfield
Watch out for Garfield
Wä̳̠̭t͖̏ch̗̫͐ o̯̣͆u͉̲͕t̞ ̤̜͈for G͓̬͑a̠̣r͍f̘̥͙iͭe͖ͬĺ̙d
W̙̠̱atc̹̰̱ḫ̺̪͌ ̙̫̭ouͥt͒̀͛ ͚̬͚f̮̖͔o̥͖̺r ̑̂͗G̼̞̼a̱rf͖̹͖i͑̍͂e̤̩͈l̬͈̬d͓̩͔
W̵̡̯A̸̛͒T̅̐̂C̲̳̮H ̷͟Ö́͑̍U͉͖͈T ͟҉̙̗̣F̢̢̱O̻͕̯R̡͚͎ ̳͍̹G̯̳̼A̤͇̭Ṛ̘͎̤F̵͖̟IE̶̮̫Lͮͣ͒D
W̸̆ͫAT̄ͨ̂C̹̗͓H̶ͦ̔ ͖ͪO̸͈͖UT FOŖ GARFȊELD

The Song That Will End The World

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