this couldve been wr3 m1 and i would be fine with it

oh my fucking god this is BEAUTIFUL! How am I just hearing this now?!

@crimson-chin-funny-jojoke: based as FUCK

[ 012 - PANTS MAN ] 

- Songs from or associated with Valve games and their communities, and songs used by an0nymoose, Raijuko or in popular SFM videos
(Team Fortress 2, Portal 2, Half Life 2, CS: Go, etc.)
(How Low, STARSTRUKK, Amestris Military March, Sea Cat Restaurant Lilly, etc.)
- Songs made by Ludacris, as well as songs relating to fighting games and boxing
(Act A Fool, Get Back, Stay Clean, Rest Of My Life, Smash Bros, etc.)
(Brawl Opening, Lifelight, Meta Crystal, Flat Zone 2, etc.)
- Songs relating to food
(Cake By The Ocean, Watermelon Sugar, BURNT RICE, Stir Fry, etc.)
- Songs relating to pants and other types of clothing
(Fancypants Adventure, My Adidas, Hat 2 Da Back, Suit & Tie, etc.) 

[ 013 - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ] 

- Songs relating to film / book / comic adaptations, as well as non-Disney CG animated films 
(Garfield, Harry Potter, It, Ice Age)
- Songs from Superhero films or about Superheroes
(Marvel VS Capcom, Avengers Suite, Sunflower, Something Just Like This, etc.)
- Songs from or used in DreamWorks films
(Prince Of Egypt, I Like To Move It, Livin' La Vida Loca, Thinkin' Bee, etc.)
- Songs relating to toilet humor or toilet activities
(Paralyzer, I Sit Down When I Pee, Bustin', Welcome To The Cum Zone, etc.)

Sources: 
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Popular SFMs, TF2 - Mass A.I.)
wazgul - Erectin' A River (Valve)
Trainwreck of Electro Swing - A Hat in Time (Clothing, Hats)
Want You Gone - Portal 2 (Valve)
Ludacris - How Low (Ludacris)
Shawn Wasabi - BURNT RICE (Food)
Reese's Puffs - Reese's Puffs Rap (Food)
Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (Food)

Ed Helms - How Bad Can I Be (Book Adaptations / Non-Disney CG Films; The Lorax)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Book Adaptations  / DreamWorks Films; Shrek)
Musical Magician - Music That Makes You Poop (Toilet Activities)
Post Malone & Swae Lee - Sunflower (Superhero Films; Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
PSY - Gangnam Style (DreamWorks Films; Trolls World Tour)
Finger Eleven - Paralyser (Toilet Humor; Quagmire turns into a fucking toilet)
Infected Mushroom - Flamingo (Toilet Activities; Instrumental for Welcome to the Cum Zone)
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (DreamWorks Films; Trolls)
Alesso - Heroes (Superheroes)
DJ Keemstar - I Need A Bathroom (Toilet Activities)
ItsJerryAndHarry - Fart Beat (Toilet Humor)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (DreamWorks Films; Trolls World Tour)
Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling (Superhero Films; Guardians of the Galaxy)

Arrangement: @backscratcher07
Art: Gueta189, Chibi Nabsuki-Chan
Stock: ElectroCV

Propane-O-Rama!

[Despite any harm that may have come from the creation of this track, this is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a "collaboration", and does not confirm bracket placement nor bonus characters.]

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Homestuck Styling: Teleportato (twitter.com/telepotato)
Renders by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok), TVGhost (twitter.com/TVGhost__)
Writing by: https://twitter.com/telepotato, https://twitter.com/babybowser101 
Characters Represented: Bec Noir, Jack Skellington, "Prod." by Jewel

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BEC: You better make this quick, bug. You know how much I hated being near Jack when I was still in the running, so I've got no patience left with him. I don't even have any reason to deal with this bag of bones aside from "popular demand."

JEWEL: Yea... about that. I was told by McKuma to bring you here to since I messed up the sheet again and wrote "Jack" down on the track lists and forgot who it was for, and-

BEC: So you're the little bookkeeper who was forcing me to waste my time on this knock-off king! God dammit, if it weren't for you I'd probably still have a shot at-

JACK: Now now, you can't blame something that happened so long ago for causing your loss so much later on. And besides, once we got the ball rolling we had a delightful time putting our hat in the ring of dual tracks!

JEWEL: Don't you usually rhyme whenever you talk?

JACK: No, no, no... that's just a part of my performance whenever I have a match. Would be terribly inconvenient to have every sentence I speak be in rhyme, wouldn't it?

JEWEL: You actually have a fair point. Anyways, the way I see it, I can either get both of you on a track or neither of you....and it will probably be a long while before you get another opportunity.

BEC: And what's stopping me just uploading my own tracks besides crushing you, the talking bejeweled eggshell?

JEWEL: O-Only A.S.S. knows the Soundcloud password and me and I....I am the only one who can get on the plane to give them the track?

JACK: Well then I guess that is sorted then, I imagine you'll get used to my charms eventually my dog friend. Until then, how about we both try to make the most out of our temporary friendship this time?

BEC: .....Oh trust me....I imagine me and us two "friends" here will have a wonderful time working on this dual. Isn't that right, Ms. Production Assistant?

JEWEL: W-wait! I...appreciate the offer but I....I just got a call about the Mineral Museum back home and I....

JACK: Oh c'mon those silly little rocks can wait, surely. After all you never had a chance to be a part of an exciting experience yet. Plus, working with Bec Noir is some of the most exciting battles I've been apart of for some time.

BEC: Oh trust me, this will probably be a very memorable experience you won't miss out on....and hopefully afterwards you will know me on a first name basis if you survive.....

JEWEL: S-s....survive? *gulp*

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Sources
 HIVESWAP - Conductors Cabin (Homestuck)
 Kormac - Wash My Hands (Swing)
 Pitbull ft. TJR - Don't Stop The Party (Dogs)
 deadmau5 ft. Rob Swire - Ghosts N' Stuff (Undead)
 Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia)
 Sonic Adventure 2 - A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup (Pumpkin Hill) (Undead)
 Ghost Town DJ's - My Boo (Undead)
 Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
 THE iDOLM@STER 2 - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Undead)

Pot Calling the Kettle Jack

Characters represented: Temporary Flight Attendant's Final Four [featuring our lovely hosts!]
DEAR LOYAL PASSENGERS, IT IS RECOMMENDED TO EXPERIENCE THIS TRACK WITH THE ACCOMPYING VISUALS OF THE YOUTUBE UPLOAD FOR THE MOST AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-tDkrelwQU

Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team; Bracket and background graphics designed by @yaysmile

H3M: Bowser ft. Teleportato, TVGhost 
 - Stocks: Teleportato, TVGhost

Markiplier: TVGhost
 - Stocks: Teleportato, based off of Fenzo's Stocks

Koishi: Teleportato 
 - Sourcelist: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607369677911490579/871979912670638100/unknown.png
 - Stocks: Lony

Fancypants: Bowser
 - Sourcelist: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607369677911490579/871980115603636224/unknown.png
 - Stocks: Libbec


Sources:
A.S.S.: Anonymous/Xinos - Hype Up Theme (Originals for TFA)
Markiplier: BY FOREVER - Synth Bitch (YouTubers)
Koishi: David Guetta Feat. Kid Cudi - Memories (Memories)
Fancypants: Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Griffinilla/Fandroid - Stay Calm (FNaF)
Markiplier: Endigo - THIS WORLD IS MINE (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Half Human, Half Machine: Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Neil Cicierega, Mouth Dreams)
Fancypants: Parry Gripp - Crazy Weirdo (Stickmen/Flipnote)
Koishi: IOSYS - Cirno's Perfect Math Class (TouHou)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil Cicierega)
Markiplier: Random Encounters - Bendy and the Ink Musical [ft. MatPat] (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Fancypants: Super Paper Mario - Brobot Battle (Arts and Crafts)
Koishi: Rabi-Ribi - Full On Combat (Bullet Hell)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia (Flipnote)
Koishi: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Eyes)
Markiplier: Levi Niha - You wouldn't remix a car [Piracy, It's A Crime] (Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: X-Treme - My Fire (80s/90s arcade games, Dance Dance Revolution)
Koishi: Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes (Eyes)
Fancypants: Run 3 - The Void (Flash Games)
Markiplier: Abigail Thorn - Steady As She Goes [Cover] (PhilosophyTube, songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Half Human, Half Machine: pigwiththefaceofaboy - Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris (80s/90s Arcade, Tetris Theme)
Half Human, Half Machine: Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Neil Cicierega, funny mouth outtake sample)
Koishi: CG5 - Omae Wa Mou / Already Dead Cover [Tiny Little Adiantum] (Touhou)
Fancypants: Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen (Flipnote)
Fancypants: Parry Gripp - Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine/Koishi: Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl (Eyes, Neil Cicierega)
Markiplier: Laszlo - Supernova (Youtuber Intros, Linus Tech Tips
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - The Machine (Neil Cicierega)
Chris McKuma: Danganronpa - DANGANRONPA (i wonder what. help i dont know the name of this son g)
Fancypants: Friday Night Funkin' - Ugh (Flash Games, tankman is my friend)
Markiplier: A Heist With Markiplier - I Don't Wanna Be Free (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Half Human, Half Machine/Koishi: Lemon Demon - Mask of My Own Face (Eyes, Neil Cicierega)
Koishi: Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (Eyes)
A.S.S: B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Anthem)
Markiplier: SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster (YouTube intros)
Koishi: Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - U.N. Owen Was Her? (Touhou/Bullet Hells)

SKY HIGH ~ A Flight Attendant's Finalist Medley

Art by: twitter.com/VitDraws
Track by: @cymancyan

-15: RICK & FRY
The multiverse can be a strange place! When travelling, you might encounter worlds similar but unlike yours, strange timelines where things shake up differently, and in one, the smartest man in the universe Rick Sanchez has picked up a new partner, from a thousand years in the future, Phillip J. Fry! With Sanchez's smarts and Fry's delta brainwave, these two are a match made in robot heaven, and are ready to Take the Train! What happened to his Morty? The answer is don't think about it.

-Adult animation, and songs used in Futurama and R&M
(Futurama, Rick & Morty, The Simpsons, South Park, NO ANIME)
(Get Down Tonight, Baby Got Back, Can You Feel It, X Gon Give it to Ya)

-FOX and Turner Broadcasting, including Adult Swim published media
(Family Guy, The Critic, Hell's Kitchen, The Masked Singer)
(Eric Andre Show, Duck Game, Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd n' Eddy)

-Science, the future and parallel universes
(She Blinded Me with Science, Weird Science, Future Frenzy, Brawl originals, Total Distortion)

-Billy West & Justin Roiland
(Ren & Stimpy, The Looney Tunes Show, Back at the Barnyard, Crash Nitro Kart)
(Trover Saves the Universe, Star Vs, Gravity Falls, Dota 2)

Songs used:
Rick & Morty - Get Schwifty
Sonic Rush - What U Need (Parallel Universes)
Star Vs The Forces Of Evil Intro (Justin Roiland)
Sir Mix-a-lot - Baby Got Back (Used in Futurama)
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science (Science)
Grunkle Stan Voice Clip (Justin Roiland)
Prince Paul - Back To The Lab Again (Turner Broadcasting, Science)
South Park Theme (Adult Animation)
Abandoned Pools - Clone High Theme (Adult Animation)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Songs featured in R&M)
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes - Let's Watch The Show (Turner Broadcasting)
Bart Simpson - Do The Bartman (Adult Animation, FOX)
Mystery Skulls - The Future (Future)
Futurama Intro
SFX relating to the characters

All Rush Mixtape

Is anyone there? (Oh, hi!)
[INTERMISSION RECIEVED]
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Writing by RAGNAMALAMITY (https://twitter.com/ragnamalamity)
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Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
DuckTales - Moon Theme [Space]
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine [TTS]
Porter Robinson - Goodbye To A World [TTS]
Porter Robinson ft. Madeon - Shelter [Sports]
M83 - Midnight City [Space]
NFL Theme (Sports)
you know whats at the end.

also the ending references john madden's victory theme :)

Among The Stars - (John Madden Sendoff)

Track Name: Pharmacist Mario
Characters Represented: Playing With Power & Club Bangers
Musician: WholePunch
Renders: FenzoFRFR, Pokopakku
Artist: DFX
https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
https://twitter.com/fenzofrfr
https://twitter.com/pokopakku
https://twitter.com/DoodlefoxB

Sources:
Mr Oizo ft. Romeo Elvis - Pharmacist (EdBanger)
Soulwax - NY Excuse (Justice Remix) (EdBanger)
Dr Mario - Chill (NES)
Mr Oizo - Flat Beat (EdBanger)
Dr Mario - Fever (NES)
Etienne de Crecy - Welcome (French House)
Dr Mario - Vs Game Over (NES)
Mr Oizo ft. Uffie - Steroids (EdBanger)
Dr Mario and Duck Hunt SFX

Playing With Power!
- Songs featured in the "Other" Category from the Super Smash Bros. series.
(Flat Zone, Duck Hunt, Gyromite, Nintendo Land Melody)
- Songs featured in games on the NES, SNES & Gameboy consoles, including Smash remixes.
(Super Mario Bros. 1-3, Plok!, Mother 2, Donkey Kong Country 1-3)
(Ground Theme, Brinstar Depths, Green Greens, Big Blue)
- Songs featured in 80’s/90’s Nintendo non-videogame media.
(Walk The Dinosaur, Happy Together, Witch Doctor, Do The Mario)
- Songs related to Dogs & Birds.
(Who Let The Dogs Out?, K.K. Slider, Hound Dog, Dog Nightmare)
(Blackbird, Goosebumps, Freebird, When Doves Cry)

Club Bangers
- Songs in the French Touch genre, or by artists' who've signed to the Ed Banger Records label.
(Mr. Oizo, Justice, Boys Noize, Siriusmo)
(Breakbot, Myd, SebastiAn, Uffie)
- Songs featuring Gigi D'Agostino & Fatman Scoop.
(The Riddle, I'll Fly With You, Bla Bla Bla, L'Amour Toujours)
(Be Faithful, Lose Control, It Takes Scoop, Party Breaks)
- Songs in the Big Beat, Plunderphonics & Turntablism genres.
(Hideki Naganuma, Fatboy Slim, The Crystal Method, Bomfunk MCs)(C2C, The Avalanches, Kid Koala, Grandmaster Flash)

Pharmacist Mario - Mashup Week: Megamix

*Boss Rush is not affiliated with Temporary Flight Attendant. This track is purely fan-made.

SUBMIT YOUR CHOICES FOR THEIR- WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S...DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

Track by: FriendTheBarrel (@friendthebarrel)

Full Results: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048856830195019887/1068762639246839869/image.png

Boss: Hank Hill and「PROPANE NIGHTMARES」from TFA
Art by: Krysys

EMPEROR'S NOTES:
Apologies. There's a...situation. I'm going to have to make this quick, Combatant 3-A is a mostly unremarkable middle aged human man. He is of average build and intelligence as well as average combat prowess. However, Combatant 3-A is constantly accompanied by Combatant 3-B. Combatant 3-B is a large spirit-like being referred to as a "Stand". Though one would usually need to posses a "Stand" of their own to view it, Combatant 3-B is unique in that it can be viewed by non "Stand-Users". 3-B's level of sapience or sentience is unknown, as it communicates very rarely and seems to only follow orders from 3-A. It has a great amount of strength and wields powerful propane jets, making it a dangerous opponent. The key to defeating this duo is to attack 3-A, as he- hm. Unforeseen circumstances.

SOURCES:
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Pendulum)
The Refreshments - King of the Hill Theme (90s Cartoons)
Yugo Kanno - il vento d'oro (JoJo)
Yugo Kanno - Stardust Crusaders (Jojo)
Karen Aoki, ハセガワダイスケ - Great Days (JoJo)

[COMBATANT SELECTED] Propane Requiem (Hank's Theme)

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: Vincent Mashups (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Characters Represented: DJ Creepa | Half Human, Half Machine

GREEN.

DJ Creepa's sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) (Minecraft Parody Source)
Loving Caliber (Aphmau) - Faster Car (Minecraft YouTuber Source)
CaptainSparklez ft. TryHardNinja - Revenge (Minecraft Parody Source)
Dan Bull - Creeper Rap (Dan Bull Source)
Neil Cicierega - Who/WholePunch - What (Neil Cicierega/somewhat offsource but it works ok)

Cruising On Friday Night (Party Mix w/ Half Human, Half Machine)

RESULTS HAVE BEEN RELEASED!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines3/lr1-m1-results
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COMEDY: Thee dwells mere seconds from exposure! 
PUFFERFISH: Eugh augh aeugh, receipts. (Cancel culture is shit. Have you learned nothing from ProJared?)
TRAGEDY: The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than you, PRICKE!!
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Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S_gzspMVs)
Art by: @pinewithsun
Characters represented: Pufferfish, Comedy & Tragedy

Pufferfish's Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
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Both:
The Sponebob SquarePants Musical OST - No Control (Aquatic Life/Theater)

Pufferfish:
Lizzo - Water Me (Water based environments)
Bel Biv Devoe - Poison (Toxicity/Virulence)

Comedy & Tragedy:
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Cowboy related)
BattleBlock Theater - Buckle Your Pants (Theater related)

SFX:
AEUGH! (Aquatic Life)
Scott The Woz - 'It's A f**king sponge' (Aquatic Life)
Yee-Haw! (Cowboy)
Whip SFX (Cowboy)

(LR1 - M1) DUEL! Wet N' Wild

Art by: @cymancyan
Track by: @cymancyan
UI by: @renegadejademan

ENTITY 1 - GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP BLUE EDITION

S̶̔͐Ṯ̷̂A̷̅̏Y̷̅͝ ̸̋͠A̵̎͗Ẅ̴́̈́A̶͒͝Y̵̋͒.̶̿̑ This creature is ready to fight in Tourney Time-Twist and possibly e̷̓͘a̷͇͂t̷̀̔ ̸̀͆s̶̈̊o̴͌͐ű̷̂l̷̑́ŝ̶͆ along the way... Nobody knows it's origins, or what it wants, but all we can sense is fear of what's to come. Contestants beware, this thing cant just be beaten with your cold dead hands.

- Music by The Living Tombstone
(Alastor's Game, Long Time Friends, What I Want, Five Nights At Freddy's songs, Basics In Behavior, Cut The Cord)

- Music from main-line Mario games, and Mario games on the Gameboy
(Jump Up, Super Star!, Delfino Plaza, Underground theme, Super Mario Land Games, Super Mario Galaxy OST, Bob-Omb Battlefield)

- Music related to internet horror and comedic horror
(Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This), Song Of Unhealing, Scared Of You, Painted Smile, Lavender Town)

SONGS USED:
The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (TLT)
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout (Offsource)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (TLT)
Mario Eh Eh Eh (Mario)
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (TLT)
The Living Tombstone - Discord Remix (TLT)
Kefka's Laugh (Internet-based Horror)

Collecting Souls

VOTES HAVE CONCLUDED. THANK YOU.
Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing this track.

It looks like it's showtime — the vast and neverending static crackles and fizzes around our contestants, one queen, one terrorist. Around them the static rises and shifts, its image clarifying and stabilizing into that of a sprawling kingdom, lost to time. Beneath the queen rises and uncomfortably shaped throne, which she settles herself into while taking a moment to take in the defunct throne room. The rooms entrance is violently thrown open with a kick, a struggling terrorist clawing at the doors helplessly. 

DS: "YOU G-G-GENUINE DICK SUCKER! IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET MY WAY!"
* The Dancing Queen seems uncomfortable sitting still, and rises, knowing she's under attack.

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
The Dancing Queen's Sources:
- Songs by or featuring ABBA.
- Songs about/related to dancing.
- Songs related to royalty.

Door Stuck's Sources:
- Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
- Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharell Williams.
- Songs about suicide & being stuck/trapped.

TRACK SOURCELIST:
Lena Raine - Pigstep (Stage)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (DS - Suicide)
TryHardNinja - Fallen Kingdom (DQ - Royalty, Stage)
Half Life - Hazardous Environments (DS - Shooters)
ABBA - Under Attack (DQ - ABBA)
Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (DS - Snoop)
TryHardNinja - Revenge (Stage)
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At (DQ - Royalty)
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie (DQ - Dancing)
Pharrel Williams - Despicable Me (DS - Pharrel)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (DQ - Dancing)
Queen - We Will Rock You (DQ - Royalty)
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (DQ - Royalty)
Homestuck - Beatdown [Strider Style] (DS - Stuck)

[DQ V DS 1] Despicable Queen

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

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Cruising On Friday Night (Party Mix w/ Half Human, Half Machine)

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